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(MUSIC PLAYING)

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THOR: Now, I know
what you're thinking.

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"Oh, no! Thor's in a cage.
How did this happen?"

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Well, sometimes
you have to get captured

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just to get a straight answer
out of somebody.

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It's a long story,

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but basically,
I'm a bit of a hero.

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See, I spent some time
on Earth...

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fought some robots,

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saved the planet
a couple of times.

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Then I went searching
through the cosmos

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for some magic, colorful
Infinity Stone things.

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Didn't find any.

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That's when I came across

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a path of death
and destruction...

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which led me all the way here
into this cage...

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where I met you.

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Hmm.

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How much longer do you think
we'll be here?

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(CHAIN RATTLING)

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(GRUNTS)

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(SURTUR CHUCKLING)

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Thor, son of Odin.

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Surtur, son of a bitch.

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You're still alive.

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I thought my father killed you
a half a million years ago.

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I cannot die.

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Not until
I fulfill my destiny...

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and lay waste to your home.

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It's funny
you should mention that.

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Because I've been having these
terrible dreams of late.

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Asgard up in flames,
falling to ruins.

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And you, Surtur,

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are at the center
of all of them.

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Then you have seen Ragnarok,
the fall of Asgard.

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- The great prophecy...
- Hang on.

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- Hang on.
- (CHAIN CREAKING)

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I'll be back around shortly.

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I really feel like we were
connecting there.

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(GRUNTS)

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Okay, so Ragnarok.

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Tell me about that.
Walk me through it.

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My time has come.

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When my crown is reunited
with the Eternal Flame...

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I shall be restored
to my full might.

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I will tower
over the mountains...

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and bury my sword
deep in Asgard's...

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THOR: Oh, hang on.
Give it a second.

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I swear I'm not even moving.

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It's just doing this
on its own.

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- I'm really sorry.
- (SIGHS)

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Okay, so let me
get this straight.

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You're going to put your crown
into the Eternal Flame...

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and then you'll suddenly grow
as big as a house?

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A mountain!

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The Eternal Flame that Odin
keeps locked away on Asgard?

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Odin is not on Asgard.

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And your absence has left
the throne defenseless.

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Okay, so where is it?
This crown?

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This is my crown,
the source of my power.

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Oh, that's a crown.

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I thought it was
a big eyebrow.

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It's a crown.

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Anyway, it sounds like all I
have to do to stop Ragnarok...

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is rip that thing
off your head.

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(LAUGHS) But Ragnarok
has already begun.

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You cannot stop it.

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(METAL SCRAPING)

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I am Asgard's doom,
and so are you.

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All will suffer,
all will burn.

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Oh, that's intense.

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To be honest,
seeing you grow really big...

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and set fire to a planet
would be quite the spectacle.

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But it looks like I'm gonna
have to choose option B...

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where I bust
out of these chains...

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knock that tiara
off your head,

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and stash it away
in Asgard's vault.

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You cannot stop Ragnarok.

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Why fight it?

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Because that's what heroes do.

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(THOR SIGHS) Hmm.

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Wait, I'm sorry.
I didn't time that right.

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- (DISTANT THUDDING)
- Hmm?

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And, now!

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(GRUNTS)

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<i>(IMMIGRANT SONG</i> BY LED ZEPPELIN PLAYING)

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You have made
a grave mistake, Odinson.

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I make grave mistakes
all the time.

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(GROWLING)

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Everything seems to work out.

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(CREATURES SNARLING)

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(CREATURES ROARING)

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(ROARS)

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(YELLING)

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(ROARS)

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(SURTUR LAUGHING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(YELLING)

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Huh?

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(CREATURES SNARLING)

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Heimdall, I know
it's been a while,

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but I could really use
a fast exit.

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Heimdall?

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SKURGE: Heimdall was an idiot.

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This job should have
made him rich.

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Now, the job ain't easy...

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but it does have its benefits.

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The Bifrost gives me
access to everything

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the Nine Realms has to offer.

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I mean it's all mine
for the taking.

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Behold...

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my stuff.

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Ooh.

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I'm particularly fond
of these.

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I pulled them out of a place
on Midgard called Texas.

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I even named them.
Des and Troy.

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You see,
when you put them together...

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they destroy.

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(ROARING)

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Heimdall, come on.

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(RUMBLING)

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(ROARING)

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Stay!

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Heimdall?
I'm running short on options.

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<i>- Heimdall?</i>
- (RATTLING)

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Um... Skurge?

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(RATTLING)

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Is that important?

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SKURGE: You girls
are in for a treat.

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(ROARING)

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(MUSIC PLAYING)

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(ALL EXCLAIMING)

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(SQUEAKING)

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(CREATURE EXHALES)

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(BOTH SCREAMING)

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Girls!

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Well, well, well.
Look who decided to pop in.

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Thanks for scaring away
my company

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and drenching my workplace
in brains.

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Who are you?

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Don't you remember?
I'm Skurge.

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We fought together
on Vanaheim.

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Right. Where is Heimdall?

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That traitor. No one knows.
He's a fugitive of the throne.

145
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Traitor?

146
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Yeah. Well, you see,
Odin charged Heimdall

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with negligence of duty...

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but he disappeared
before the trial.

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Hard to catch a guy

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who can see
everything in the universe.

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Sure.

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Hold on. I'm supposed
to announce your arrival.

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(WHOOSHES)

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(SIGHS)

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(ALL GASP)

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What the hell is that?

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(CHOIR VOCALIZING)

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MAN 1: Oh, brother.
This is it.

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I take my leave.

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MAN 2: You fool,
you didn't listen!

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MAN 1: I'm sorry.

162
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Lady Sif, get help!

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Somebody, help!

164
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MAN 1: Sorry
for all I've done.

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Shh. It's all right. Hold on.

166
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I'm sorry
I tried to rule Earth.

167
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They'd be lucky to have you.

168
00:10:24,485 --> 00:10:27,196
I'm sorry about that thing
with the Tesseract.

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- I just couldn't help myself.
- I know.

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I'm a trickster.

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So mischievous.

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Sorry about that time
I turned you into a frog.

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It was a wonderful joke.

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'Twas indeed hilarious.
(CHUCKLES)

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MAN 2: You are the savior
of Asgard.

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- Tell my story.
- I will.

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Build a statue for me.

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We will build
a big statue for you.

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With my helmet on,
with the big bendy horns.

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00:10:51,053 --> 00:10:53,138
I will tell Father
what you did here today.

181
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I didn't do it for him.

182
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I didn't do it for him.

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(GROANS)

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(VOCALIZING)

185
00:11:07,570 --> 00:11:09,738
No!

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00:11:09,947 --> 00:11:11,824
(SOBBING)

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And so,
Loki died of his wounds...

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giving his life for ours.

189
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He fought back
those disgusting elves...

190
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he brought peace to the realm.

191
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Loki, my boy...

192
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'twas many moons ago
I found you

193
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on that
frostbitten battlefield.

194
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On that day,
I did not yet see in you...

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Asgard's savior. No.

196
00:11:36,015 --> 00:11:40,394
You were merely
a little blue baby icicle...

197
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that melted
this old fool's heart.

198
00:11:44,690 --> 00:11:45,941
(AUDIENCE CHEERING
AND APPLAUDING)

199
00:11:46,775 --> 00:11:49,361
Bravo! Bravo!
Well done. Bravo.

200
00:11:54,116 --> 00:11:55,117
Father.

201
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Oh, shit.

202
00:11:57,828 --> 00:11:59,830
Uh, my son, Thor,
has returned!

203
00:12:00,205 --> 00:12:03,208
- Greetings, my boy.
- (SCATTERED APPLAUSE)

204
00:12:03,417 --> 00:12:04,960
It's an interesting play.
What's it called?

205
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<i>The Tragedy of Loki of Asgard.</i>

206
00:12:07,296 --> 00:12:09,214
The people wanted
to commemorate him.

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00:12:09,506 --> 00:12:10,716
THOR: Ah, indeed they should.

208
00:12:10,966 --> 00:12:12,176
I like the statue.

209
00:12:12,468 --> 00:12:14,511
A lot better looking than he
was when he was alive, though.

210
00:12:14,803 --> 00:12:16,513
A little less weaselly,
less greasy, maybe.

211
00:12:17,932 --> 00:12:19,642
Do you know what this is?

212
00:12:20,684 --> 00:12:23,520
The skull of Surtur.
That's a formidable weapon!

213
00:12:23,812 --> 00:12:25,230
Do me a favor.
Lock this away in a vault...

214
00:12:25,522 --> 00:12:27,149
so it doesn't turn
into a giant monster

215
00:12:27,232 --> 00:12:28,609
and destroy the whole planet.

216
00:12:29,985 --> 00:12:31,904
Thank you, dear. Um...

217
00:12:31,987 --> 00:12:34,657
So it's back to Midgard
for you, is it?

218
00:12:35,032 --> 00:12:36,033
Nope.

219
00:12:36,617 --> 00:12:39,161
I've been having this
reoccurring dream lately.

220
00:12:39,453 --> 00:12:42,122
Every night,
I see Asgard fall into ruins.

221
00:12:42,414 --> 00:12:43,415
ODIN: That's just
a silly dream...

222
00:12:43,707 --> 00:12:45,542
signs of an over active
imagination.

223
00:12:45,834 --> 00:12:46,835
THOR: Possibly.

224
00:12:46,919 --> 00:12:48,754
But then I decide to go
out there and investigate.

225
00:12:49,088 --> 00:12:50,172
And what do I find,

226
00:12:50,255 --> 00:12:53,008
but the Nine Realms
completely in chaos.

227
00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:56,136
Enemies of Asgard assembling,
plotting our demise...

228
00:12:56,428 --> 00:12:57,846
all while you, Odin,

229
00:12:57,930 --> 00:12:59,223
the protector
of those Nine Realms...

230
00:12:59,515 --> 00:13:01,058
are sitting here
in your bathrobe,

231
00:13:01,141 --> 00:13:02,142
eating grapes.

232
00:13:02,226 --> 00:13:04,353
Yes, it is best to respect
our neighbors' freedom.

233
00:13:04,687 --> 00:13:07,606
Yes, of course,
the freedom to be massacred.

234
00:13:09,525 --> 00:13:11,568
Yes, besides I've been
rather busy myself.

235
00:13:11,860 --> 00:13:12,861
Watching theater.

236
00:13:12,945 --> 00:13:14,780
Board meetings, and security
council meetings...

237
00:13:14,989 --> 00:13:16,073
You're really gonna
make me do it?

238
00:13:16,323 --> 00:13:17,491
Do what?

239
00:13:19,785 --> 00:13:20,995
(ALL GASP)

240
00:13:21,078 --> 00:13:23,205
You know that
nothing will stop Mjolnir

241
00:13:23,288 --> 00:13:24,790
as it returns to my hand.

242
00:13:25,082 --> 00:13:26,417
Not even your face.

243
00:13:26,709 --> 00:13:28,794
You've gone quite mad.
You'll be executed for this.

244
00:13:29,128 --> 00:13:31,505
Then I'll see you
on the other side, brother.

245
00:13:33,173 --> 00:13:34,299
All right, I yield.

246
00:13:35,926 --> 00:13:37,553
(ALL GASP)

247
00:13:44,601 --> 00:13:45,602
Behold!

248
00:13:46,562 --> 00:13:47,646
Thor...

249
00:13:48,564 --> 00:13:49,773
- Odinson.
- No.

250
00:13:51,984 --> 00:13:53,819
You had one job. Just the one.

251
00:13:55,988 --> 00:13:56,989
Where's Odin?

252
00:13:57,281 --> 00:13:58,907
You just couldn't stay away,
could you?

253
00:13:58,991 --> 00:14:00,951
Everything was fine
without you.

254
00:14:01,243 --> 00:14:03,787
Asgard was prospering.
You've ruined everything.

255
00:14:04,163 --> 00:14:05,289
- Ask them.
- Where's Father?

256
00:14:05,372 --> 00:14:06,999
- Did you kill him?
- You had what you wanted.

257
00:14:07,082 --> 00:14:08,083
You had the independence
you asked for.

258
00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:09,293
(GRUNTS) Whoa, whoa, whoa!

259
00:14:09,376 --> 00:14:11,462
Okay. I know exactly
where he is.

260
00:14:17,718 --> 00:14:19,511
(SIRENS BLARING IN DISTANCE)

261
00:14:23,849 --> 00:14:25,726
I swear I left him right here.

262
00:14:27,394 --> 00:14:28,479
THOR: Right here
on the sidewalk,

263
00:14:28,562 --> 00:14:29,855
or right there where the
building is being demolished?

264
00:14:30,189 --> 00:14:31,190
Great planning.

265
00:14:31,565 --> 00:14:32,608
How was I supposed to know?

266
00:14:32,733 --> 00:14:33,942
Can't see into the future.
I'm not a witch.

267
00:14:34,526 --> 00:14:36,320
No? Then why do you dress
like one?

268
00:14:36,737 --> 00:14:38,697
- Hey.
- I can't believe you're alive.

269
00:14:38,989 --> 00:14:40,324
I saw you die.

270
00:14:40,407 --> 00:14:42,117
I mourned you,
I cried for you.

271
00:14:42,326 --> 00:14:43,494
I'm honored.

272
00:14:43,869 --> 00:14:44,870
GIRL: Ask him.

273
00:14:45,037 --> 00:14:46,538
Hi. Would you mind taking
a picture with us?

274
00:14:46,789 --> 00:14:48,916
- Oh, sure.
- (GIRLS GIGGLING)

275
00:14:48,999 --> 00:14:50,542
Start figuring out
where he is.

276
00:14:51,502 --> 00:14:52,544
- (CAMERA CLICKS)
- GIRL: Oh, my God.

277
00:14:52,628 --> 00:14:53,712
Sorry to hear
that Jane dumped you.

278
00:14:54,838 --> 00:14:56,465
She didn't dump me, you know.

279
00:14:57,007 --> 00:14:58,801
I dumped her.
It was a mutual dumping.

280
00:15:01,512 --> 00:15:02,638
What's this?
What are you doing?

281
00:15:02,971 --> 00:15:03,972
This isn't me.

282
00:15:04,264 --> 00:15:05,432
(YELPS)

283
00:15:08,685 --> 00:15:09,686
THOR: (WHISPERS) Loki.

284
00:15:10,771 --> 00:15:11,897
(HORN HONKS)

285
00:15:26,995 --> 00:15:28,747
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

286
00:15:34,711 --> 00:15:36,630
Thor Odinson.

287
00:15:47,224 --> 00:15:48,725
God of Thunder.

288
00:15:49,852 --> 00:15:51,311
You can put down the umbrella.

289
00:15:59,027 --> 00:16:00,237
(THUDS)

290
00:16:09,163 --> 00:16:11,123
So, Earth has, uh,
wizards now?

291
00:16:11,456 --> 00:16:13,709
- (CHUCKLING)
- (CLATTERING)

292
00:16:17,254 --> 00:16:18,422
The preferred term is

293
00:16:18,505 --> 00:16:20,215
"Master of the Mystic Arts."
You can leave that now.

294
00:16:21,550 --> 00:16:22,885
All right, wizard.

295
00:16:22,968 --> 00:16:24,261
Who are you?
Why should I care?

296
00:16:24,803 --> 00:16:26,597
My name
is Doctor Stephen Strange,

297
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:28,640
and I have some questions
for you.

298
00:16:28,724 --> 00:16:29,725
Take a seat.

299
00:16:34,855 --> 00:16:35,856
Tea?

300
00:16:38,650 --> 00:16:39,651
I don't drink tea.

301
00:16:40,068 --> 00:16:41,069
What do you drink?

302
00:16:41,445 --> 00:16:42,529
Not tea.

303
00:16:45,866 --> 00:16:47,618
So, I keep a watch list

304
00:16:47,743 --> 00:16:49,494
of individuals and beings
from other realms...

305
00:16:49,828 --> 00:16:51,371
that may be a threat
to this world.

306
00:16:51,455 --> 00:16:55,042
Your adopted brother, Loki,
is one of those beings.

307
00:16:55,459 --> 00:16:57,711
He's a worthy inclusion. Hmm.

308
00:16:59,713 --> 00:17:01,131
Then why bring him here?

309
00:17:01,673 --> 00:17:02,966
We're looking for my father.

310
00:17:03,383 --> 00:17:06,470
So, if I were to tell you
where Odin was...

311
00:17:06,970 --> 00:17:09,139
all parties concerned would
promptly return to Asgard?

312
00:17:09,514 --> 00:17:10,515
Promptly.

313
00:17:10,682 --> 00:17:11,892
Great! Then I'll help you.

314
00:17:12,392 --> 00:17:14,269
If you knew where he was,
why didn't you call me?

315
00:17:15,062 --> 00:17:16,188
I have to tell you,
he was adamant

316
00:17:16,271 --> 00:17:17,272
that he not be disturbed.

317
00:17:17,564 --> 00:17:19,483
Your father said he had chosen
to remain in exile.

318
00:17:20,817 --> 00:17:23,737
- Hmm.
- And you don't have a phone.

319
00:17:24,321 --> 00:17:25,822
No, I don't have a phone...

320
00:17:26,114 --> 00:17:27,741
but you could have sent
an electronic letter.

321
00:17:27,824 --> 00:17:28,909
It's called an email.

322
00:17:29,034 --> 00:17:30,661
- Yeah, do you have a computer?
- No. What for?

323
00:17:31,161 --> 00:17:32,913
- Uh-huh.
- Anyway,

324
00:17:32,996 --> 00:17:34,581
my father
is no longer in exile.

325
00:17:34,873 --> 00:17:36,416
So if you could
tell me where he is,

326
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:37,501
I can take him home.

327
00:17:37,793 --> 00:17:39,544
Gladly. He's in Norway.

328
00:17:40,379 --> 00:17:42,714
I'm just seeing
whether this incantation

329
00:17:42,798 --> 00:17:45,801
requires any Asgardian
modifications.

330
00:17:46,468 --> 00:17:47,511
Nope.

331
00:17:48,553 --> 00:17:49,554
Oh, we don't need that.

332
00:17:53,475 --> 00:17:54,476
(SIGHS)

333
00:17:55,602 --> 00:17:57,688
Will you stop doing that?

334
00:17:58,021 --> 00:17:59,064
(STAMMERS)

335
00:17:59,147 --> 00:18:01,900
I need just one strand
of your hair.

336
00:18:02,150 --> 00:18:03,151
Let me explain something.

337
00:18:03,318 --> 00:18:05,737
My hair is not to be
meddled with. (WINCES)

338
00:18:13,578 --> 00:18:14,746
We could have just walked.

339
00:18:17,749 --> 00:18:19,334
He's waiting for you.

340
00:18:19,626 --> 00:18:20,711
All right.

341
00:18:21,003 --> 00:18:22,254
Don't forget your umbrella.

342
00:18:22,629 --> 00:18:23,672
Oh, yes.

343
00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:25,507
(DISTANT CRASHING)

344
00:18:28,260 --> 00:18:29,469
(CRASHING CONTINUES)

345
00:18:31,471 --> 00:18:32,472
Sorry.

346
00:18:35,183 --> 00:18:36,727
There we go.

347
00:18:37,728 --> 00:18:39,730
I suppose I'll need
my brother back.

348
00:18:40,355 --> 00:18:41,565
Oh, yeah. Right.

349
00:18:42,649 --> 00:18:43,900
(LOKI SCREAMING)

350
00:18:44,151 --> 00:18:45,569
(LOKI GRUNTING)

351
00:18:47,112 --> 00:18:50,115
I have been falling
for 30 minutes!

352
00:18:51,116 --> 00:18:52,284
You can handle him from here.

353
00:18:53,035 --> 00:18:54,036
Yes. Of course.

354
00:18:54,161 --> 00:18:55,454
Thank you very much
for your help.

355
00:18:55,704 --> 00:18:56,705
Good luck.

356
00:18:56,788 --> 00:18:58,749
Handle me? Who are you?

357
00:18:59,499 --> 00:19:00,500
Loki.

358
00:19:00,751 --> 00:19:01,918
LOKI: You think you're
some kind of sorcerer?

359
00:19:02,169 --> 00:19:03,712
Don't think for one minute,
you second-rate...

360
00:19:04,004 --> 00:19:05,005
Bye-bye.

361
00:19:05,213 --> 00:19:06,757
(LOKI GRUNTING)

362
00:19:08,759 --> 00:19:10,719
(PANTING)

363
00:19:13,013 --> 00:19:14,639
(BIRDS CHIRPING)

364
00:19:30,405 --> 00:19:31,406
Father?

365
00:19:33,241 --> 00:19:35,702
Look at this place.
It's beautiful.

366
00:19:41,124 --> 00:19:42,542
Father, it's us.

367
00:19:45,962 --> 00:19:47,464
My sons.

368
00:19:48,632 --> 00:19:49,758
I've been waiting for you.

369
00:19:50,258 --> 00:19:51,551
I know. We've come
to take you home.

370
00:19:52,302 --> 00:19:53,512
Home, yes.

371
00:19:55,430 --> 00:19:57,474
Your mother, she calls me.

372
00:20:00,018 --> 00:20:01,019
Do you hear it?

373
00:20:03,146 --> 00:20:04,689
Loki, lift your magic.

374
00:20:06,066 --> 00:20:07,275
(CHUCKLES)

375
00:20:07,359 --> 00:20:09,861
Took me quite a while
to break free from your spell.

376
00:20:10,153 --> 00:20:11,530
Frigga would have been proud.

377
00:20:11,822 --> 00:20:14,324
Come and sit with me.
I don't have much time.

378
00:20:17,953 --> 00:20:19,079
(ODIN SIGHS)

379
00:20:21,206 --> 00:20:22,707
I know that we failed you.

380
00:20:23,041 --> 00:20:24,167
But we can make this right.

381
00:20:24,918 --> 00:20:26,128
I failed you.

382
00:20:27,170 --> 00:20:29,756
It is upon us. Ragnarok.

383
00:20:30,173 --> 00:20:32,717
No, I've stopped Ragnarok.
I put an end to Surtur.

384
00:20:33,510 --> 00:20:34,511
No.

385
00:20:35,095 --> 00:20:37,055
It has already begun.
She's coming.

386
00:20:38,473 --> 00:20:40,434
My life was all that
held her back.

387
00:20:40,517 --> 00:20:41,518
But my time has come.

388
00:20:44,813 --> 00:20:46,189
I cannot keep her away
any longer.

389
00:20:46,731 --> 00:20:48,150
Father, who are you
talking about?

390
00:20:49,067 --> 00:20:51,820
Goddess of Death. Hela.

391
00:20:52,988 --> 00:20:54,406
My firstborn.

392
00:20:55,615 --> 00:20:56,616
Your sister.

393
00:20:59,744 --> 00:21:01,371
Your what?

394
00:21:03,957 --> 00:21:06,668
Her violent appetites
grew beyond my control.

395
00:21:07,961 --> 00:21:11,006
I couldn't stop her,
so I imprisoned her.

396
00:21:11,089 --> 00:21:12,174
Locked her away.

397
00:21:13,425 --> 00:21:16,428
She draws her strength
from Asgard...

398
00:21:17,762 --> 00:21:21,266
and once she gets there,
her powers will be limitless.

399
00:21:21,975 --> 00:21:23,018
Whatever she is,
we can stop her together.

400
00:21:23,101 --> 00:21:24,102
We can face her together.

401
00:21:24,352 --> 00:21:25,353
No, we won't.

402
00:21:26,646 --> 00:21:28,482
I'm on a different path now.

403
00:21:28,815 --> 00:21:30,108
This you must face alone.

404
00:21:32,777 --> 00:21:34,237
I love you, my sons.

405
00:21:37,073 --> 00:21:38,450
Look at that.

406
00:21:42,662 --> 00:21:44,206
Remember this place.

407
00:21:45,707 --> 00:21:47,083
Home.

408
00:21:49,294 --> 00:21:51,254
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

409
00:22:14,819 --> 00:22:16,696
(THUNDER RUMBLING)

410
00:22:19,616 --> 00:22:21,660
(WIND HOWLING)

411
00:22:23,787 --> 00:22:25,664
(THUNDER RUMBLING)

412
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:28,083
Brother.

413
00:22:30,669 --> 00:22:32,337
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)

414
00:22:33,838 --> 00:22:35,757
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

415
00:22:35,924 --> 00:22:38,510
This was your doing.

416
00:22:54,568 --> 00:22:56,444
(THUNDER RUMBLING)

417
00:23:06,830 --> 00:23:08,540
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

418
00:23:21,094 --> 00:23:22,304
So he's gone.

419
00:23:26,308 --> 00:23:28,518
That's a shame. I would've
liked to have seen that.

420
00:23:29,019 --> 00:23:30,437
You must be Hela.

421
00:23:32,105 --> 00:23:33,356
I'm Thor, son of Odin.

422
00:23:33,773 --> 00:23:37,027
Really?
You don't look like him.

423
00:23:37,569 --> 00:23:39,195
Perhaps we can come
to an arrangement.

424
00:23:39,613 --> 00:23:41,239
You sound like him.

425
00:23:43,325 --> 00:23:44,326
Kneel.

426
00:23:44,743 --> 00:23:45,827
Beg your pardon?

427
00:23:50,248 --> 00:23:51,666
Kneel.

428
00:23:55,170 --> 00:23:56,755
Before your queen.

429
00:23:58,173 --> 00:23:59,424
I don't think so.

430
00:24:00,592 --> 00:24:01,593
(GRUNTS)

431
00:24:04,304 --> 00:24:06,348
(VIBRATING)

432
00:24:10,143 --> 00:24:12,145
It's not possible.

433
00:24:13,313 --> 00:24:16,858
Darling, you have no idea
what's possible.

434
00:24:21,363 --> 00:24:22,364
(BOTH GROANING)

435
00:24:28,828 --> 00:24:30,580
(BOTH PANTING)

436
00:24:37,170 --> 00:24:38,171
Bring us back!

437
00:24:38,254 --> 00:24:39,255
No!

438
00:24:48,431 --> 00:24:49,432
Loki!

439
00:24:56,064 --> 00:24:57,607
(LOKI SCREAMING)

440
00:24:59,192 --> 00:25:00,193
(THOR GRUNTS)

441
00:25:36,604 --> 00:25:37,981
Who are you?
What have you done with Thor?

442
00:25:39,065 --> 00:25:40,066
(YELLS)

443
00:25:40,150 --> 00:25:41,359
(GROANS)

444
00:25:43,403 --> 00:25:44,446
I'm Hela.

445
00:25:46,781 --> 00:25:48,324
I'm just a janitor.

446
00:25:49,868 --> 00:25:52,912
You look like a smart boy
with good survival instincts.

447
00:25:55,999 --> 00:25:57,667
How would you like a job?

448
00:26:00,295 --> 00:26:01,963
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

449
00:26:52,722 --> 00:26:53,723
(GRUNTS)

450
00:26:57,477 --> 00:26:59,354
(GROANING)

451
00:27:01,731 --> 00:27:03,399
(DISTANT THUDDING)

452
00:27:16,579 --> 00:27:17,997
(THUNDER CRACKS)

453
00:27:37,892 --> 00:27:39,811
(ALARM BLARING)

454
00:28:09,173 --> 00:28:10,633
Are you a fighter?

455
00:28:11,551 --> 00:28:12,802
Or are you food?

456
00:28:13,595 --> 00:28:14,971
I'm just passing through.

457
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:16,973
It is food.

458
00:28:17,348 --> 00:28:18,349
On your knees.

459
00:28:22,228 --> 00:28:23,229
(COCKS GUN)

460
00:28:23,938 --> 00:28:26,107
- (SCRAPPER SCREAMS)
- (GRUNTS)

461
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:31,321
(GROANING)

462
00:28:35,700 --> 00:28:37,452
(ENGINE WHIRRING)

463
00:28:41,289 --> 00:28:42,373
(ALL EXCLAIM)

464
00:29:01,059 --> 00:29:02,435
- (GLASS SHATTERS)
- He's mine.

465
00:29:11,819 --> 00:29:12,820
Wait!

466
00:29:17,825 --> 00:29:19,077
(SQUELCHES)

467
00:29:21,871 --> 00:29:22,872
Wait!

468
00:29:25,208 --> 00:29:26,209
He's mine.

469
00:29:26,459 --> 00:29:29,545
So if you want him,
you go through me.

470
00:29:29,921 --> 00:29:31,172
But we've already got him.

471
00:29:33,049 --> 00:29:35,760
All right, then.
I guess I go through you.

472
00:29:36,427 --> 00:29:37,762
- (COCKS GUN)
- More food.

473
00:29:43,351 --> 00:29:45,061
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

474
00:29:47,105 --> 00:29:48,648
(POWERING UP)

475
00:29:53,486 --> 00:29:54,779
(ALL SCREAMING)

476
00:30:00,535 --> 00:30:01,619
(SIGHS)

477
00:30:04,288 --> 00:30:05,873
(PANTING)

478
00:30:06,791 --> 00:30:08,001
(GRUNTING)

479
00:30:09,544 --> 00:30:11,129
(SCRAPPER SCREAMS)

480
00:30:12,088 --> 00:30:14,465
- (DISTANT CRASH)
- Thank you.

481
00:30:16,426 --> 00:30:17,468
(GROANS)

482
00:30:47,582 --> 00:30:48,666
(GROANS)

483
00:30:49,834 --> 00:30:53,296
Scrapper 142. I need clearance
and an audience with the boss.

484
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:55,548
I've got something special.

485
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:58,051
Hey! Where are you taking me?

486
00:30:59,594 --> 00:31:00,720
Answer me!

487
00:31:01,095 --> 00:31:02,180
Hey!

488
00:31:02,638 --> 00:31:05,016
I am Thor, son of Odin.
I need to get back to Asgard.

489
00:31:06,184 --> 00:31:08,269
- Many apologies, your majesty.
- (DEVICE BEEPING)

490
00:31:08,644 --> 00:31:09,937
(GROANING)

491
00:31:37,006 --> 00:31:40,551
It's come to my attention
that you don't know who I am.

492
00:31:47,809 --> 00:31:51,229
I am Hela,
Odin's firstborn...

493
00:31:51,354 --> 00:31:53,606
the commander
of the Legions of Asgard...

494
00:31:53,898 --> 00:31:55,525
the rightful heir
to the throne,

495
00:31:55,608 --> 00:31:57,151
and the Goddess of Death.

496
00:32:01,823 --> 00:32:04,325
My father is dead.

497
00:32:04,617 --> 00:32:06,369
As are the princes.
You're welcome.

498
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:08,454
We were once the seat

499
00:32:08,538 --> 00:32:10,414
of absolute power
in the cosmos.

500
00:32:10,748 --> 00:32:12,792
Our supremacy
was unchallenged.

501
00:32:13,084 --> 00:32:16,045
Yet Odin stopped
at Nine Realms.

502
00:32:16,337 --> 00:32:19,632
Our destiny is to rule over
all others.

503
00:32:20,550 --> 00:32:23,594
And I am here
to restore that power.

504
00:32:25,263 --> 00:32:26,764
Kneel before me...

505
00:32:26,889 --> 00:32:30,810
and rise into the ranks
of my great conquest.

506
00:32:32,478 --> 00:32:34,147
Whoever you are...

507
00:32:34,355 --> 00:32:37,275
whatever you've done,
surrender now!

508
00:32:37,567 --> 00:32:39,652
Or we will show you no mercy.

509
00:32:39,944 --> 00:32:41,362
Whoever I am?

510
00:32:41,445 --> 00:32:44,031
Did you listen
to a word I said?

511
00:32:44,323 --> 00:32:46,200
This is your last warning!

512
00:32:48,452 --> 00:32:50,538
I thought you'd be happy
to see me.

513
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,209
(SIGHS)

514
00:32:56,252 --> 00:32:57,587
Fine.

515
00:33:02,675 --> 00:33:03,885
(GRUNTING)

516
00:33:10,975 --> 00:33:12,185
SOLDIER: Charge!

517
00:33:12,393 --> 00:33:13,394
(ALL YELLING)

518
00:33:16,564 --> 00:33:17,940
(MEN GROANING)

519
00:33:26,866 --> 00:33:28,284
(GUNS FIRING)

520
00:33:40,171 --> 00:33:42,423
(MEN GROANING)

521
00:33:44,717 --> 00:33:45,801
(BONES CRUNCHING)

522
00:33:51,599 --> 00:33:52,683
(GRUNTS)

523
00:34:06,364 --> 00:34:08,491
Oh, I've missed this.

524
00:34:08,574 --> 00:34:10,326
Still, it's a shame.

525
00:34:11,202 --> 00:34:13,287
Good soldiers dying
for nothing...

526
00:34:13,371 --> 00:34:15,539
all because
they couldn't see the future.

527
00:34:15,998 --> 00:34:17,250
Sad.

528
00:34:17,458 --> 00:34:20,461
- (HOGUN GROANING)
- Oh, look, still alive.

529
00:34:20,670 --> 00:34:22,546
(GROANING)

530
00:34:28,135 --> 00:34:29,720
Change of heart?

531
00:34:30,137 --> 00:34:32,390
Go back to whatever cave
you crept out of.

532
00:34:33,933 --> 00:34:35,142
You evil demoness!

533
00:34:36,102 --> 00:34:37,228
(GROANS)

534
00:34:39,188 --> 00:34:41,107
HELA: Let's go see my palace.

535
00:35:02,586 --> 00:35:03,796
(DOOR OPENS)

536
00:35:04,714 --> 00:35:06,340
(MACHINERY POWERING UP)

537
00:35:12,054 --> 00:35:14,307
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
<i>Fear not, for you are found.</i>

538
00:35:16,517 --> 00:35:18,352
<i>You are home,
and there is no going back.</i>

539
00:35:19,395 --> 00:35:20,396
(STRAINS)

540
00:35:21,439 --> 00:35:23,774
<i>No one leaves this place.</i>

541
00:35:24,108 --> 00:35:25,651
<i>But what is this place?</i>

542
00:35:25,860 --> 00:35:28,946
<i>The answer is Sakaar.</i>

543
00:35:29,238 --> 00:35:30,823
(SWEEPING MUSIC PLAYING)

544
00:35:30,990 --> 00:35:33,075
<i>Surrounded
by cosmic gateways...</i>

545
00:35:33,284 --> 00:35:35,995
<i>Sakaar lives on the edge
of the known and unknown.</i>

546
00:35:36,329 --> 00:35:37,955
<i>It is the collection point</i>

547
00:35:38,039 --> 00:35:39,707
<i>for all lost
and unloved things...</i>

548
00:35:40,041 --> 00:35:41,667
<i>like you.</i>

549
00:35:41,876 --> 00:35:44,503
<i>But here on Sakaar,
you are significant.</i>

550
00:35:44,837 --> 00:35:46,213
<i>You are valuable.</i>

551
00:35:46,297 --> 00:35:47,923
<i>Here you are loved.</i>

552
00:35:48,007 --> 00:35:49,008
What the hell?

553
00:35:49,133 --> 00:35:52,178
<i>And no one loves you more
than the Grandmaster.</i>

554
00:35:52,470 --> 00:35:54,430
<i>He is the original,</i>

555
00:35:54,513 --> 00:35:56,557
<i>the first lost
and the first found...</i>

556
00:35:56,766 --> 00:35:57,850
<i>the creator of Sakaar...</i>

557
00:35:58,184 --> 00:36:01,228
<i>and father
of the Contest of Champions.</i>

558
00:36:01,562 --> 00:36:05,691
<i>Where once you were nothing,
now you are something.</i>

559
00:36:06,025 --> 00:36:09,070
<i>You are the property
of the Grandmaster.</i>

560
00:36:09,445 --> 00:36:10,780
<i>Congratulations!</i>

561
00:36:11,030 --> 00:36:14,367
<i>You will meet the Grandmaster
in 5 seconds.</i>

562
00:36:14,825 --> 00:36:16,077
<i>Prepare yourself.</i>

563
00:36:17,995 --> 00:36:19,121
<i>Prepare yourself.</i>

564
00:36:20,831 --> 00:36:24,043
<i>You are now meeting
the Grandmaster.</i>

565
00:36:24,460 --> 00:36:25,711
(SCREAMING)

566
00:36:33,094 --> 00:36:34,387
Hmm, hmm, hmm.

567
00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:35,971
(STRAINING)

568
00:36:37,098 --> 00:36:39,225
He's wonderful.
It is a he?

569
00:36:39,558 --> 00:36:40,726
It is a he.

570
00:36:40,810 --> 00:36:41,811
Yeah.

571
00:36:42,019 --> 00:36:43,979
I love when you come
to visit, 142.

572
00:36:44,146 --> 00:36:45,648
You bring me the best stuff.

573
00:36:46,065 --> 00:36:47,733
Whenever we get
to talking, Topaz,

574
00:36:47,817 --> 00:36:49,527
about Scrapper 142...

575
00:36:49,735 --> 00:36:51,112
what do I always say?

576
00:36:51,195 --> 00:36:53,155
"She is the..."
And it starts with a "B."

577
00:36:53,364 --> 00:36:54,365
Trash.

578
00:36:55,408 --> 00:36:57,118
No, not trash.

579
00:36:58,077 --> 00:36:59,537
Were you waiting
just to call her that?

580
00:36:59,620 --> 00:37:00,996
It doesn't start with a "B."

581
00:37:01,288 --> 00:37:02,289
Booze hag.

582
00:37:05,084 --> 00:37:07,294
Uh, I'm so sorry. No, "best."
I was thinking about "best."

583
00:37:07,545 --> 00:37:08,671
'Cause I always say
you're the best.

584
00:37:09,088 --> 00:37:10,840
She brought me my beloved
champion, you know.

585
00:37:11,132 --> 00:37:12,842
You say that every time
she's here.

586
00:37:13,092 --> 00:37:14,093
What have you brought today?
Tell me.

587
00:37:14,593 --> 00:37:15,594
A contender.

588
00:37:15,803 --> 00:37:16,804
A what?

589
00:37:17,138 --> 00:37:19,014
I need to go closer.
I want a closer look at this.

590
00:37:19,348 --> 00:37:21,142
Can you take us closer?
Thank you.

591
00:37:21,434 --> 00:37:23,686
(SNAPPING FINGERS)

592
00:37:33,737 --> 00:37:34,738
Pay this lady.

593
00:37:34,905 --> 00:37:36,532
Just wait a damn minute.

594
00:37:36,824 --> 00:37:39,076
(STRAINING) I'm not for sale.

595
00:37:39,285 --> 00:37:40,369
(GRUNTS)

596
00:37:42,997 --> 00:37:43,998
(GROANING)

597
00:37:45,541 --> 00:37:47,042
(CHUCKLES)
Man, he's a fighter.

598
00:37:47,251 --> 00:37:48,502
I take 10 million.

599
00:37:48,794 --> 00:37:49,795
Tell her she's dreaming.

600
00:37:50,004 --> 00:37:51,839
Oh, for heaven's sakes,
transfer the units.

601
00:37:52,381 --> 00:37:53,382
(DEVICE BEEPS)

602
00:37:58,971 --> 00:38:00,431
(WEAKLY) You'll pay for this.

603
00:38:00,806 --> 00:38:02,016
No, I got paid for this.

604
00:38:04,018 --> 00:38:05,394
- Here's what I wanna know.
- (DEVICE BEEPS)

605
00:38:07,188 --> 00:38:08,189
Who are you?

606
00:38:08,272 --> 00:38:12,234
I am the God of Thunder.

607
00:38:12,985 --> 00:38:14,737
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
- Wow.

608
00:38:15,613 --> 00:38:16,822
I didn't hear any thunder,

609
00:38:16,906 --> 00:38:18,949
but out of your fingers,
was that sparkles?

610
00:38:19,658 --> 00:38:21,494
We've located your cousin.

611
00:38:22,244 --> 00:38:23,579
Uh, oh, good!

612
00:38:23,829 --> 00:38:25,831
Yeah, come on. I think
you're gonna like this.

613
00:38:26,165 --> 00:38:27,166
There he is.

614
00:38:27,249 --> 00:38:28,334
Hey, cuz.

615
00:38:29,043 --> 00:38:31,212
We almost couldn't find you.
What, you been hiding?

616
00:38:31,378 --> 00:38:32,671
Hi.

617
00:38:32,963 --> 00:38:34,173
- (GROANS)
- GRANDMASTER: Hmm.

618
00:38:34,256 --> 00:38:35,382
So...

619
00:38:35,674 --> 00:38:36,675
Please.

620
00:38:37,384 --> 00:38:38,886
(GROANS) I'm sorry.

621
00:38:39,136 --> 00:38:40,179
Yeah.

622
00:38:40,387 --> 00:38:41,514
Carlo...

623
00:38:42,806 --> 00:38:43,891
I pardon you.

624
00:38:44,225 --> 00:38:45,434
(SIGHS) Oh, thank you.

625
00:38:45,518 --> 00:38:46,519
Thank you.

626
00:38:46,936 --> 00:38:49,688
You're officially pardoned.
From life.

627
00:38:50,022 --> 00:38:51,774
- (SCREAMING)
- (SIZZLING)

628
00:38:54,735 --> 00:38:56,737
(GROANS) Help me.

629
00:38:57,530 --> 00:39:00,032
Oh, my God!

630
00:39:00,574 --> 00:39:02,409
I'm stepping in it.
I'm stepping in it. Look!

631
00:39:03,202 --> 00:39:04,370
Wow.

632
00:39:04,912 --> 00:39:06,330
Oh, the smell.

633
00:39:06,872 --> 00:39:07,957
What does it smell like?

634
00:39:08,249 --> 00:39:10,417
- Burnt toast.
- (CHUCKLES)

635
00:39:10,626 --> 00:39:12,211
What happened to my manners?

636
00:39:12,586 --> 00:39:14,004
I haven't
properly introduced myself.

637
00:39:14,296 --> 00:39:16,090
Come on. Uh, follow me.

638
00:39:16,549 --> 00:39:18,509
- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
- My name is Grandmaster.

639
00:39:18,717 --> 00:39:20,511
I preside over
a little harlequinade

640
00:39:20,594 --> 00:39:22,012
called
the Contest of Champions.

641
00:39:22,388 --> 00:39:23,681
People come from far and wide

642
00:39:23,764 --> 00:39:24,932
to unwillingly
participate in it.

643
00:39:25,349 --> 00:39:26,350
And you, my friend,

644
00:39:26,433 --> 00:39:27,935
might just be part
of the new cast.

645
00:39:28,102 --> 00:39:29,144
What do you say to that?

646
00:39:29,228 --> 00:39:31,230
We're not friends and I don't
give a shit about your games.

647
00:39:31,438 --> 00:39:32,690
I'm going back to Asgard.

648
00:39:33,065 --> 00:39:35,150
- Ass-gard.
- (MUSIC CONTINUES)

649
00:39:35,943 --> 00:39:37,945
One, two, three, four.

650
00:39:39,613 --> 00:39:41,699
LOKI: There was a wormhole
in space and time beneath me.

651
00:39:41,907 --> 00:39:45,035
At that moment,
I let go. (LAUGHS)

652
00:39:45,286 --> 00:39:46,287
Loki?

653
00:39:47,746 --> 00:39:49,331
Loki! Loki!

654
00:39:49,582 --> 00:39:52,835
- Over here. Over here.
- (LAUGHING)

655
00:39:53,085 --> 00:39:54,295
- Excuse me one second.
- Loki!

656
00:39:54,837 --> 00:39:56,213
- (SHUSHING)
- (BOTH WHISPERING)

657
00:39:56,297 --> 00:39:57,464
- What?
- You're alive?

658
00:39:57,548 --> 00:39:59,216
- Yes, of course I'm alive.
- What are you doing here?

659
00:39:59,508 --> 00:40:00,509
What do you mean,
what am I doing?

660
00:40:00,593 --> 00:40:01,594
I'm stuck
in this stupid chair.

661
00:40:01,677 --> 00:40:02,970
- Where's your chair?
- I didn't get a chair.

662
00:40:03,345 --> 00:40:04,638
- Get me out of this one.
- I can't.

663
00:40:04,722 --> 00:40:06,056
- Get me out. What?
- I can't.

664
00:40:06,140 --> 00:40:07,141
I've made friends
with this man.

665
00:40:07,224 --> 00:40:08,225
He's called the Grandmaster.

666
00:40:08,309 --> 00:40:09,435
- Oh, he's crazy!
- I've gained his favor.

667
00:40:09,727 --> 00:40:11,186
The Bifrost brought me
out here weeks ago.

668
00:40:11,478 --> 00:40:12,479
- Weeks ago?
- Yes.

669
00:40:12,688 --> 00:40:13,689
I just got here.

670
00:40:13,939 --> 00:40:14,940
(WHISPERS) What are you
whispering about?

671
00:40:15,107 --> 00:40:16,150
(YELPS)

672
00:40:16,233 --> 00:40:17,860
Time works real different
around these parts.

673
00:40:18,152 --> 00:40:21,071
On any other world, I'd be,
like, millions of years old.

674
00:40:21,363 --> 00:40:22,865
But here on Sakaar...

675
00:40:23,073 --> 00:40:24,908
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

676
00:40:28,412 --> 00:40:30,956
In any case,
you know this, uh...

677
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:32,374
You call yourself
Lord of Thunder?

678
00:40:32,458 --> 00:40:34,835
God of Thunder.
Tell him.

679
00:40:35,169 --> 00:40:36,712
I've never met this man
in my life.

680
00:40:37,004 --> 00:40:38,505
- He's my brother.
- Adopted.

681
00:40:38,589 --> 00:40:39,673
Is he any kind of a fighter?

682
00:40:40,049 --> 00:40:41,091
(LAUGHS) You take this thing

683
00:40:41,175 --> 00:40:42,176
out of my neck
and I'll show you.

684
00:40:42,426 --> 00:40:44,011
Now, listen to that.
He's threatening me.

685
00:40:44,261 --> 00:40:46,138
Hey, Sparkles,
here's the deal.

686
00:40:46,430 --> 00:40:48,515
If you wanna get back
to Ass-place, Assberg...

687
00:40:48,766 --> 00:40:49,850
Asgard.

688
00:40:49,933 --> 00:40:52,770
Any contender who defeats
my champion...

689
00:40:52,978 --> 00:40:54,688
their freedom they shall win.

690
00:40:54,980 --> 00:40:56,523
Fine. Then point me
in the direction

691
00:40:56,607 --> 00:40:58,067
of whoever's ass
I have to kick!

692
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,819
That's what I call, contender.

693
00:41:01,070 --> 00:41:03,364
Direction would be
this way, Lord.

694
00:41:03,822 --> 00:41:05,032
Ah! Loki!

695
00:41:09,036 --> 00:41:10,579
(GRUNTING)

696
00:41:10,788 --> 00:41:12,915
Hey, hey, hey.
Take it easy, man.

697
00:41:13,999 --> 00:41:15,709
- (PANTING)
- Over here.

698
00:41:15,876 --> 00:41:17,378
The pile of rocks
waving at you. Here.

699
00:41:17,628 --> 00:41:20,089
Yeah, I'm actually a thing.
I'm a being.

700
00:41:20,339 --> 00:41:21,924
Allow me to introduce myself.
My name is Korg.

701
00:41:22,007 --> 00:41:23,300
I'm kind of like
the leader in here.

702
00:41:23,592 --> 00:41:25,344
I'm made of rocks,
as you can see.

703
00:41:25,427 --> 00:41:26,887
But don't let that
intimidate you.

704
00:41:27,179 --> 00:41:28,347
You don't need to be afraid

705
00:41:28,430 --> 00:41:29,973
unless you're
made of scissors. (CHUCKLES)

706
00:41:30,182 --> 00:41:31,350
Just a little
rock-paper-scissor

707
00:41:31,433 --> 00:41:32,434
joke for you.

708
00:41:32,726 --> 00:41:35,354
This is my very good friend
over here, Miek.

709
00:41:35,646 --> 00:41:38,273
He's an insect
and has knives for hands.

710
00:41:39,024 --> 00:41:40,317
You're a Kronan, aren't you?

711
00:41:40,693 --> 00:41:43,153
- That I am.
- How'd you end up in here?

712
00:41:43,404 --> 00:41:45,114
Ah, well, I tried to start
a revolution,

713
00:41:45,197 --> 00:41:46,240
but didn't print
enough pamphlets.

714
00:41:46,532 --> 00:41:47,908
So hardly anyone turned up,

715
00:41:47,991 --> 00:41:50,577
except for my mum
and her boyfriend, who I hate.

716
00:41:50,911 --> 00:41:52,204
As punishment, I was forced

717
00:41:52,287 --> 00:41:54,665
to be in here
and become a gladiator.

718
00:41:54,873 --> 00:41:56,166
Bit of a promotional disaster,
that one.

719
00:41:56,500 --> 00:41:59,086
But I'm actually organizing
another revolution.

720
00:41:59,378 --> 00:42:00,379
I don't know
if you'd be interested

721
00:42:00,462 --> 00:42:01,505
in something like that.

722
00:42:01,588 --> 00:42:03,257
Do you reckon
you'd be interested?

723
00:42:05,551 --> 00:42:06,552
How did you...

724
00:42:06,802 --> 00:42:09,388
Ah, yeah, no.
This whole thing is a circle.

725
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:12,725
But not a real circle,
more like a freaky circle.

726
00:42:13,058 --> 00:42:14,226
This doesn't make any sense.

727
00:42:14,309 --> 00:42:15,602
No, nothing makes sense
here, man.

728
00:42:15,853 --> 00:42:17,229
The only thing
that does make sense

729
00:42:17,312 --> 00:42:18,689
is that nothing makes sense.

730
00:42:19,022 --> 00:42:21,233
Has anyone here fought
the Grandmaster's champion?

731
00:42:21,525 --> 00:42:22,526
Doug has.

732
00:42:22,693 --> 00:42:23,694
Doug!

733
00:42:23,944 --> 00:42:24,945
Our luck, Doug's dead.

734
00:42:25,028 --> 00:42:26,029
That's right.

735
00:42:26,196 --> 00:42:27,281
Everyone who fights

736
00:42:27,364 --> 00:42:28,449
the Grandmaster's champion
perishes.

737
00:42:28,907 --> 00:42:30,451
What about you?
You're made of rocks.

738
00:42:30,701 --> 00:42:33,245
Perishable rock. There you go.
Another one gone.

739
00:42:33,579 --> 00:42:35,330
Yeah, no, I just do
the smaller fights,

740
00:42:35,414 --> 00:42:37,249
warm up the crowd and whatnot.

741
00:42:37,541 --> 00:42:39,168
Wait. You're not gonna
face him, are you?

742
00:42:39,460 --> 00:42:40,753
Yes, I am.

743
00:42:41,086 --> 00:42:42,838
Gonna fight him, win,

744
00:42:42,921 --> 00:42:44,214
and get the hell out
of this place.

745
00:42:44,965 --> 00:42:46,717
That's exactly
what Doug used to say.

746
00:42:47,050 --> 00:42:48,761
See you later, new Doug.

747
00:42:58,687 --> 00:43:00,314
Does no one remember me?

748
00:43:01,106 --> 00:43:03,358
Has no one been taught
our history?

749
00:43:09,156 --> 00:43:10,491
Look at these lies.

750
00:43:11,325 --> 00:43:12,659
Goblets and garden parties?

751
00:43:15,037 --> 00:43:16,580
Peace treaties?

752
00:43:17,498 --> 00:43:18,624
Odin...

753
00:43:18,874 --> 00:43:20,375
proud to have it...

754
00:43:20,667 --> 00:43:21,919
ashamed of how he got it.

755
00:43:22,127 --> 00:43:23,295
(GRUNTING)

756
00:43:41,355 --> 00:43:43,482
We were unstoppable.

757
00:43:43,565 --> 00:43:45,484
I was his weapon
in the conquest

758
00:43:45,567 --> 00:43:48,028
that built Asgard's empire.

759
00:43:50,906 --> 00:43:54,201
One by one,
the realms became ours.

760
00:43:54,451 --> 00:43:58,539
But then, simply because
my ambition outgrew his...

761
00:43:58,831 --> 00:44:03,377
he banished me, caged me,
locked me away like an animal.

762
00:44:03,752 --> 00:44:06,421
Before that, Asgard's warriors
were honored...

763
00:44:06,713 --> 00:44:10,217
their bodies buried as heroes
beneath this very palace.

764
00:44:21,478 --> 00:44:23,146
- Odin's treasures.
- Fake.

765
00:44:24,273 --> 00:44:25,357
(CLATTERS)

766
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:27,860
Most of the stuff in here
is fake.

767
00:44:28,569 --> 00:44:29,653
Or weak.

768
00:44:31,864 --> 00:44:33,740
Smaller than I thought
it would be.

769
00:44:34,908 --> 00:44:36,410
That's not bad.

770
00:44:36,493 --> 00:44:38,161
(GASPS) But this...

771
00:44:38,871 --> 00:44:40,873
The Eternal Flame.

772
00:44:42,082 --> 00:44:43,792
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

773
00:45:09,318 --> 00:45:11,486
Want to see what true power
really looks like?

774
00:45:21,455 --> 00:45:22,581
(THUDS)

775
00:45:40,349 --> 00:45:42,935
Fenris, my darling,
what have they done to you?

776
00:45:45,479 --> 00:45:49,483
With the Eternal Flame,
you are reborn.

777
00:45:56,615 --> 00:45:58,075
(GROWLING)

778
00:46:05,165 --> 00:46:06,959
I've missed you.

779
00:46:07,918 --> 00:46:09,711
I've missed you all.

780
00:46:12,547 --> 00:46:13,548
THOR: Odin...

781
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:17,010
I bid you take your place
in the halls of Valhalla...

782
00:46:17,302 --> 00:46:19,554
where the brave
shall live forever.

783
00:46:21,098 --> 00:46:23,350
Nor shall we mourn
but rejoice...

784
00:46:23,725 --> 00:46:24,977
for those that have died...

785
00:46:25,060 --> 00:46:26,353
THOR AND LOKI:
...the glorious death.

786
00:46:34,444 --> 00:46:35,737
Hurts, doesn't it?

787
00:46:36,029 --> 00:46:37,030
Being lied to.

788
00:46:38,073 --> 00:46:39,408
Being told you're one thing

789
00:46:39,491 --> 00:46:41,368
and then learning
it's all a fiction.

790
00:46:46,331 --> 00:46:48,208
You didn't think I'd really
come and see you, did you?

791
00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:50,127
This place is disgusting.

792
00:46:51,461 --> 00:46:52,671
(ROCK CLATTERS)

793
00:46:53,130 --> 00:46:54,840
Does this mean
you don't want my help?

794
00:46:55,132 --> 00:46:57,050
Look, I couldn't jeopardize my
position with the Grandmaster.

795
00:46:57,217 --> 00:46:58,593
It took me time
to win his trust.

796
00:46:58,677 --> 00:47:00,137
He's a lunatic,
but he can be amenable.

797
00:47:00,470 --> 00:47:01,680
What I'm telling you is,

798
00:47:01,763 --> 00:47:03,557
you could join me
at the Grandmaster's side.

799
00:47:03,807 --> 00:47:04,808
Perhaps, in time,

800
00:47:04,891 --> 00:47:08,353
an accident befalls
the Grandmaster, and then...

801
00:47:08,729 --> 00:47:10,564
(MOUTHING WORDS)

802
00:47:13,108 --> 00:47:14,317
(ROCK CLATTERS)

803
00:47:14,401 --> 00:47:16,778
You're not seriously thinking
of going back, are you?

804
00:47:19,364 --> 00:47:21,950
Our sister destroyed
your hammer

805
00:47:22,034 --> 00:47:23,410
like a piece of glass.

806
00:47:24,494 --> 00:47:26,163
She's stronger than both of
us. She's stronger than you.

807
00:47:26,371 --> 00:47:27,664
You don't stand a chance.

808
00:47:27,831 --> 00:47:30,000
Do you understand
what I'm saying to you?

809
00:47:31,793 --> 00:47:33,045
(SCOFFS)

810
00:47:34,546 --> 00:47:35,547
Fine.

811
00:47:38,258 --> 00:47:40,719
I guess
I'll just have to go it alone.

812
00:47:41,636 --> 00:47:42,637
Like I've always done.

813
00:47:45,766 --> 00:47:46,933
Would you say something?

814
00:47:49,728 --> 00:47:51,146
Say something!

815
00:47:52,397 --> 00:47:54,483
What would you like me to say?

816
00:47:54,983 --> 00:47:57,069
You faked your own death...

817
00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,863
you stole the throne,
stripped Odin of his power...

818
00:48:00,113 --> 00:48:01,573
stranded him on Earth to die,

819
00:48:01,656 --> 00:48:03,283
releasing
the Goddess of Death.

820
00:48:03,909 --> 00:48:05,077
Have I said enough or would
you like me to go back

821
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:07,079
further than the past
two days?

822
00:48:08,789 --> 00:48:10,165
You know, I haven't seen this

823
00:48:10,248 --> 00:48:12,292
beloved champion
he talks of...

824
00:48:12,584 --> 00:48:14,461
but I've heard
he is astonishingly savage.

825
00:48:15,253 --> 00:48:17,839
I've placed a large wager
against you tomorrow.

826
00:48:19,216 --> 00:48:20,217
Don't let me down.

827
00:48:22,385 --> 00:48:23,386
(GLASS SHATTERS)

828
00:48:24,262 --> 00:48:25,680
KORG: Piss off, ghost!

829
00:48:28,266 --> 00:48:29,726
He's freaking gone.

830
00:48:35,816 --> 00:48:36,942
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

831
00:48:38,151 --> 00:48:39,152
KORG: Oh, yuck!

832
00:48:39,277 --> 00:48:41,363
There's still someone's hair
and blood all over this.

833
00:48:41,655 --> 00:48:42,948
Guys, can you clean up
the weapons

834
00:48:43,031 --> 00:48:44,241
once you finish your fight?

835
00:48:44,407 --> 00:48:45,408
Disgusting slobs.

836
00:48:46,660 --> 00:48:48,078
Oh, Thor...

837
00:48:48,578 --> 00:48:50,372
wanna use a big wooden fork?

838
00:48:50,747 --> 00:48:51,748
No.

839
00:48:51,873 --> 00:48:53,041
Yeah, not really useful.

840
00:48:53,250 --> 00:48:54,960
Unless you're fighting off
three vampires

841
00:48:55,043 --> 00:48:56,628
that were huddled together.

842
00:48:57,629 --> 00:48:59,089
I really wish I had my hammer.

843
00:48:59,506 --> 00:49:00,507
Hammer?

844
00:49:00,715 --> 00:49:02,217
Quite unique.
It was made from this

845
00:49:02,300 --> 00:49:04,261
special metal from the heart
of a dying star.

846
00:49:04,845 --> 00:49:06,304
And when I spun it really,
really fast,

847
00:49:06,388 --> 00:49:07,889
it gave me the ability to fly.

848
00:49:08,014 --> 00:49:09,015
You rode a hammer?

849
00:49:09,266 --> 00:49:10,684
No, I didn't ride the hammer.

850
00:49:11,101 --> 00:49:12,352
The hammer rode you
on your back?

851
00:49:12,519 --> 00:49:14,104
No. I used to spin it
really fast,

852
00:49:14,187 --> 00:49:15,772
and it would pull me
off the...

853
00:49:15,856 --> 00:49:17,941
Oh, my God.
A hammer pulled you off?

854
00:49:18,024 --> 00:49:19,776
The ground. It would pull me
off the ground,

855
00:49:19,860 --> 00:49:21,653
up into the air,
and I would fly.

856
00:49:21,945 --> 00:49:22,946
Every time I threw it,

857
00:49:23,029 --> 00:49:24,823
it would always
come back to me.

858
00:49:25,198 --> 00:49:26,324
Sounds like you had
a pretty special

859
00:49:26,408 --> 00:49:27,784
and intimate relationship
with this hammer...

860
00:49:27,868 --> 00:49:28,994
and that losing it

861
00:49:29,077 --> 00:49:30,871
was almost comparable
to losing a loved one.

862
00:49:31,997 --> 00:49:34,082
That's a nice way
of putting it.

863
00:49:35,750 --> 00:49:37,002
I said they're mine.

864
00:49:38,545 --> 00:49:40,422
See her, that's the one
that put me in here.

865
00:49:40,755 --> 00:49:42,966
Oh, yeah. Scrapper 142.

866
00:49:43,049 --> 00:49:45,177
Gotta watch out
for those Asgardians, man.

867
00:49:45,260 --> 00:49:46,845
They are hard to perish.

868
00:49:47,053 --> 00:49:48,430
Asgardian?

869
00:49:50,265 --> 00:49:52,142
Hey. Hey.

870
00:49:52,893 --> 00:49:53,894
Hey.

871
00:49:54,269 --> 00:49:56,897
Do not zap me with that thing.
I just wanna talk.

872
00:49:58,607 --> 00:49:59,983
Asgard is in danger.

873
00:50:04,487 --> 00:50:05,947
My God, you're a Valkyrie.

874
00:50:07,032 --> 00:50:09,242
I used to wanna be a Valkyrie
when I was younger...

875
00:50:09,576 --> 00:50:11,870
until I found out that
you were all women.

876
00:50:12,037 --> 00:50:13,038
There's nothing wrong
with women, of course.

877
00:50:13,121 --> 00:50:14,122
I love women.

878
00:50:14,331 --> 00:50:15,749
Sometimes a little too much.

879
00:50:15,957 --> 00:50:17,000
Not in a creepy way,

880
00:50:17,083 --> 00:50:18,793
just more
of a respectful appreciation.

881
00:50:19,085 --> 00:50:20,337
I think it's great
that there is

882
00:50:20,420 --> 00:50:23,465
an elite force
of women warriors.

883
00:50:23,715 --> 00:50:25,133
It's about time.

884
00:50:26,635 --> 00:50:27,761
Are you done?

885
00:50:27,844 --> 00:50:28,845
WARDEN: Lord of Thunder,
you're up.

886
00:50:28,929 --> 00:50:30,013
Please, help me.
I need your help.

887
00:50:30,096 --> 00:50:31,097
Bye.

888
00:50:31,181 --> 00:50:33,350
Fine, then you must be
a traitor or a coward.

889
00:50:33,642 --> 00:50:35,894
Because the Valkyrie is sworn
to protect the throne.

890
00:50:36,519 --> 00:50:39,689
Listen closely, your majesty.
This is Sakaar, not Asgard.

891
00:50:40,315 --> 00:50:41,900
And I'm a Scrapper,
not a Valkyrie.

892
00:50:43,276 --> 00:50:45,153
- (DEVICE BEEPS)
- (GROANING)

893
00:50:45,237 --> 00:50:47,113
Bring him in for processing.

894
00:50:47,489 --> 00:50:51,201
And no one escapes this place.
So you're gonna die anyway.

895
00:51:03,129 --> 00:51:04,589
BARBER: Now, don't you move.

896
00:51:04,965 --> 00:51:07,467
My hands ain't as steady
as they used to be.

897
00:51:07,717 --> 00:51:10,512
By Odin's beard,
you shall not cut my hair...

898
00:51:10,845 --> 00:51:13,306
lest you feel the wrath
of the mighty Thor.

899
00:51:15,517 --> 00:51:17,185
(WHIRRING)

900
00:51:17,686 --> 00:51:20,063
Please. Please, kind sir,
do not cut my hair.

901
00:51:20,188 --> 00:51:21,273
(BARBER LAUGHS)

902
00:51:21,398 --> 00:51:22,732
Please! No!

903
00:51:22,941 --> 00:51:23,984
No!

904
00:51:30,282 --> 00:51:32,158
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

905
00:51:36,288 --> 00:51:39,040
<i>Wow! Look at
all of you.</i> (LAUGHS)

906
00:51:39,124 --> 00:51:40,792
<i>What a show! What a night!</i>

907
00:51:41,042 --> 00:51:42,043
<i>Who's having fun?</i>

908
00:51:42,961 --> 00:51:44,838
<i>Please, I'm your host.</i>

909
00:51:45,088 --> 00:51:46,256
<i>Big round of applause</i>

910
00:51:46,339 --> 00:51:48,216
<i>for all of our
undercard competitors...</i>

911
00:51:48,466 --> 00:51:51,177
<i>who today died so gruesomely.</i>

912
00:51:51,428 --> 00:51:52,554
<i>Good sports.</i>

913
00:51:52,804 --> 00:51:54,389
<i>What a show! What a night!</i>

914
00:51:55,098 --> 00:51:58,727
<i>This is what you've come for,
and so have I.</i>

915
00:52:04,774 --> 00:52:07,610
<i>And now,
without further ado...</i>

916
00:52:07,694 --> 00:52:10,196
<i>it's main event time.</i>

917
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:11,823
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

918
00:52:12,115 --> 00:52:13,575
<i>Making his first appearance,</i>

919
00:52:13,658 --> 00:52:15,201
<i>though he looks
quite promising...</i>

920
00:52:15,660 --> 00:52:17,329
<i>got a couple of tricks
up his sleeve.</i>

921
00:52:17,829 --> 00:52:20,373
<i>I'll say no more,
see what you think.</i>

922
00:52:20,874 --> 00:52:22,042
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you...</i>

923
00:52:23,168 --> 00:52:25,337
<i>Lord of Thunder.</i>

924
00:52:26,504 --> 00:52:28,548
(AUDIENCE BOOING AND SHOUTING)

925
00:52:48,651 --> 00:52:50,820
<i>Watch out for his fingers.
They make sparks.</i>

926
00:52:50,904 --> 00:52:52,238
<i>Okay, this is it.</i>

927
00:52:52,739 --> 00:52:55,658
<i>Let's get ready to welcome
this guy. Here he comes.</i>

928
00:52:56,284 --> 00:52:58,745
- (FIREWORKS BURSTING)
- (AUDIENCE CHEERING)

929
00:52:59,788 --> 00:53:01,289
(RUMBLING)

930
00:53:04,793 --> 00:53:06,086
GRANDMASTER: <i>He is a creature.</i>

931
00:53:06,294 --> 00:53:07,587
<i>What can we say about him?</i>

932
00:53:07,670 --> 00:53:10,131
<i>Well, he's unique.
There's none like him.</i>

933
00:53:10,382 --> 00:53:12,801
<i>I feel a special connection
with him.</i>

934
00:53:14,636 --> 00:53:15,804
<i>He's undefeated.</i>

935
00:53:17,263 --> 00:53:18,681
<i>He's the reigning.</i>

936
00:53:21,101 --> 00:53:23,144
<i>He's the defending.</i>

937
00:53:23,645 --> 00:53:24,646
<i>Ladies and gentlemen...</i>

938
00:53:25,063 --> 00:53:26,064
<i>I give you...</i>

939
00:53:26,398 --> 00:53:27,399
Uh-oh.

940
00:53:30,944 --> 00:53:34,614
<i>...your Incredible...</i>

941
00:53:36,491 --> 00:53:38,243
(ROARING)

942
00:53:38,451 --> 00:53:40,286
Hulk!

943
00:53:40,912 --> 00:53:42,247
Yes!

944
00:53:42,539 --> 00:53:43,832
(CHEERING DIES DOWN)

945
00:53:46,209 --> 00:53:48,044
I have to get off this planet.

946
00:53:48,795 --> 00:53:50,547
Hey, hey, hey.
Where you going?

947
00:53:50,964 --> 00:53:53,091
- (YELLING)
- (AUDIENCE CHEERING)

948
00:53:56,261 --> 00:53:58,221
(AUDIENCE CHANTING)

949
00:53:58,930 --> 00:54:00,056
Hey!

950
00:54:00,765 --> 00:54:01,975
We know each other.

951
00:54:02,434 --> 00:54:04,310
He's a friend from work.

952
00:54:05,812 --> 00:54:06,980
(LOKI CLEARS THROAT)

953
00:54:13,695 --> 00:54:15,238
Where have you been?

954
00:54:15,447 --> 00:54:17,449
Everybody thought
you were dead.

955
00:54:17,740 --> 00:54:19,534
But so much has happened
since I last saw you.

956
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:21,703
I lost my hammer.

957
00:54:21,870 --> 00:54:24,831
Like, yesterday,
so that's still pretty fresh.

958
00:54:25,373 --> 00:54:27,542
Loki. Loki's alive.
Can you believe it?

959
00:54:27,834 --> 00:54:28,877
He's up there.

960
00:54:29,085 --> 00:54:31,004
Loki! Look who it is!

961
00:54:33,256 --> 00:54:35,258
Banner, I never thought
I would say this...

962
00:54:35,341 --> 00:54:37,594
but I'm happy to see you.

963
00:54:37,927 --> 00:54:40,263
AUDIENCE: (CHANTING)
Hulk! Hulk! Hulk!

964
00:54:46,060 --> 00:54:47,061
THOR: Banner.

965
00:54:48,188 --> 00:54:49,439
Hey, Banner!

966
00:54:50,023 --> 00:54:52,025
No Banner. Only Hulk.

967
00:54:52,525 --> 00:54:53,568
What are you doing?

968
00:54:53,651 --> 00:54:55,528
- It's me. It's Thor!
- (GROWLS)

969
00:54:56,446 --> 00:54:58,198
(YELLING)

970
00:55:08,541 --> 00:55:09,959
(ROARS)

971
00:55:16,049 --> 00:55:17,217
Banner, we're friends.

972
00:55:17,300 --> 00:55:19,260
This is crazy.
I don't want to hurt you!

973
00:55:26,392 --> 00:55:28,228
- (AUDIENCE CHEERING)
- Here we go.

974
00:55:29,354 --> 00:55:30,438
(HULK GRUNTS)

975
00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:48,164
What?

976
00:55:51,501 --> 00:55:52,669
(AUDIENCE MURMURING)

977
00:55:58,716 --> 00:56:00,093
Hey, big guy.

978
00:56:02,053 --> 00:56:03,930
The sun's getting real low.

979
00:56:04,806 --> 00:56:06,391
(GRUNTING)

980
00:56:10,687 --> 00:56:12,146
(SHUSHING)

981
00:56:15,233 --> 00:56:17,569
That's it.
The sun's going down.

982
00:56:20,697 --> 00:56:22,282
I won't hurt you anymore.

983
00:56:22,699 --> 00:56:23,950
No one will.

984
00:56:27,036 --> 00:56:28,121
(YELPS)

985
00:56:28,204 --> 00:56:30,039
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

986
00:56:34,127 --> 00:56:35,670
(ROARING)

987
00:56:36,129 --> 00:56:38,131
Yes! That's how it feels!

988
00:56:38,423 --> 00:56:39,507
(LOKI CHUCKLES)

989
00:56:39,716 --> 00:56:41,259
I'm just a huge fan
of the sport.

990
00:56:41,676 --> 00:56:43,011
(LAUGHING)

991
00:56:43,511 --> 00:56:44,721
(AUDIENCE CHANTING)

992
00:56:45,263 --> 00:56:46,264
(ROARS)

993
00:56:49,058 --> 00:56:51,394
All right. Screw it.

994
00:56:53,521 --> 00:56:54,939
(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)

995
00:56:57,442 --> 00:56:58,568
AUDIENCE: Oh!

996
00:57:01,529 --> 00:57:02,530
(AUDIENCE GASPS)

997
00:57:03,156 --> 00:57:04,240
I know
you're in there, Banner.

998
00:57:04,324 --> 00:57:05,325
I'll get you out!

999
00:57:07,827 --> 00:57:08,995
(AUDIENCE CLAMORING)

1000
00:57:09,662 --> 00:57:10,872
(ROARS)

1001
00:57:14,709 --> 00:57:16,544
What's the matter with you?
You're embarrassing me!

1002
00:57:16,794 --> 00:57:17,920
I told them we were friends!

1003
00:57:26,888 --> 00:57:28,222
(THOR YELLING)

1004
00:57:35,271 --> 00:57:36,272
(YELLS)

1005
00:57:37,357 --> 00:57:38,650
(CLAMORING STOPS)

1006
00:57:40,276 --> 00:57:41,778
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1007
00:57:47,784 --> 00:57:49,243
- (THOR GRUNTS)
- (AUDIENCE CHEERING)

1008
00:57:57,085 --> 00:57:58,086
(LAUGHS)

1009
00:57:58,961 --> 00:58:00,922
(THOR GRUNTING)

1010
00:58:08,429 --> 00:58:09,681
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

1011
00:58:12,684 --> 00:58:14,060
(AUDIENCE GASPS)

1012
00:58:15,144 --> 00:58:16,604
(GROANING)

1013
00:58:18,189 --> 00:58:19,649
(AUDIENCE GASPS)

1014
00:58:24,112 --> 00:58:25,988
(INDISTINCT MURMURING)

1015
00:58:30,368 --> 00:58:31,786
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1016
00:58:49,429 --> 00:58:52,265
AUDIENCE: (CHANTING)
Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!

1017
00:58:54,058 --> 00:58:58,855
Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!

1018
00:58:59,313 --> 00:59:00,481
(CHANTING CONTINUES)

1019
00:59:08,823 --> 00:59:09,824
(DEVICE BEEPS)

1020
00:59:12,285 --> 00:59:13,995
(AUDIENCE BOOING)

1021
00:59:22,253 --> 00:59:23,254
(ROARING)

1022
00:59:29,218 --> 00:59:30,428
(SIGHS)

1023
00:59:30,511 --> 00:59:33,139
Another day, another Doug.

1024
00:59:33,306 --> 00:59:34,390
(ROARS)

1025
00:59:39,937 --> 00:59:42,023
(THUDDING)

1026
00:59:42,398 --> 00:59:44,317
HELA: What is that noise?

1027
00:59:44,567 --> 00:59:47,236
The common folk aren't exactly
falling in line.

1028
00:59:47,737 --> 00:59:51,324
There's a resistance trying
to knock down the front gates.

1029
00:59:53,326 --> 00:59:54,869
(CREATURES GROWLING)

1030
00:59:56,871 --> 00:59:58,623
Tell me about yourself,
Skurge.

1031
00:59:59,123 --> 01:00:01,334
Well, me dad was a stonemason.
Me mum was...

1032
01:00:01,584 --> 01:00:03,503
Right, yeah,
I'll just stop you there.

1033
01:00:03,586 --> 01:00:05,338
What I meant was...

1034
01:00:05,838 --> 01:00:07,131
what's your ambition?

1035
01:00:08,424 --> 01:00:11,677
I just want a chance
to prove myself.

1036
01:00:12,428 --> 01:00:13,429
Recognition.

1037
01:00:13,805 --> 01:00:15,056
When I was young...

1038
01:00:15,473 --> 01:00:18,976
every great king
had an executioner.

1039
01:00:19,268 --> 01:00:21,187
Not just to execute people...

1040
01:00:21,479 --> 01:00:23,940
but also
to execute their vision.

1041
01:00:25,066 --> 01:00:27,735
But mainly to execute people.

1042
01:00:28,027 --> 01:00:29,946
Still, it was a great honor.

1043
01:00:31,906 --> 01:00:34,492
I was Odin's executioner.

1044
01:00:35,785 --> 01:00:39,872
And you shall be
my executioner.

1045
01:00:45,503 --> 01:00:47,380
Let's begin our conquest.

1046
01:00:49,674 --> 01:00:51,342
(SWEEPING MUSIC PLAYING)

1047
01:00:58,891 --> 01:01:00,309
Skurge, where's the sword?

1048
01:01:05,731 --> 01:01:09,443
That sword is the key
to opening the Bifrost.

1049
01:01:10,027 --> 01:01:11,404
Those people you mentioned,

1050
01:01:11,487 --> 01:01:13,489
the ones who aren't
falling into line...

1051
01:01:14,156 --> 01:01:15,241
round them up.

1052
01:01:19,954 --> 01:01:21,163
(CREATURE SNARLS)

1053
01:01:22,081 --> 01:01:23,249
(PANTING)

1054
01:01:24,584 --> 01:01:25,585
(SNARLS)

1055
01:01:39,181 --> 01:01:40,600
Excuse me.

1056
01:01:42,977 --> 01:01:44,103
(CREATURE SNARLS)

1057
01:01:52,695 --> 01:01:54,113
Sorry about that.

1058
01:01:54,196 --> 01:01:55,489
These bloody things
are everywhere.

1059
01:01:56,949 --> 01:01:57,950
Come on.

1060
01:02:24,644 --> 01:02:26,187
(RUMBLING)

1061
01:02:32,902 --> 01:02:34,487
You'll be safe here.

1062
01:02:54,882 --> 01:02:56,092
- (YELLS)
- (ALL GASP)

1063
01:02:56,425 --> 01:02:57,635
(GROANING)

1064
01:03:03,474 --> 01:03:05,518
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1065
01:03:36,507 --> 01:03:37,633
(WATER SPLASHES)

1066
01:03:43,973 --> 01:03:44,974
Are we cool?

1067
01:03:45,474 --> 01:03:46,767
(GROWLS SOFTLY)

1068
01:03:48,853 --> 01:03:50,271
It's Hulk in a hot tub.

1069
01:03:51,772 --> 01:03:53,149
So how long
have you been like that?

1070
01:03:53,816 --> 01:03:54,859
Like what?

1071
01:03:55,484 --> 01:03:58,779
Like this. Big, and green,
and stupid.

1072
01:04:00,156 --> 01:04:02,074
Hulk always Hulk.

1073
01:04:07,079 --> 01:04:08,247
How'd you get here?

1074
01:04:09,165 --> 01:04:10,166
Winning.

1075
01:04:10,249 --> 01:04:11,834
You mean cheating, huh?

1076
01:04:11,917 --> 01:04:14,253
Were they wearing one of these
when you won?

1077
01:04:14,503 --> 01:04:15,671
How'd you arrive here?

1078
01:04:15,963 --> 01:04:17,381
(IMITATING WHOOSHING)

1079
01:04:18,674 --> 01:04:19,675
Quinjet.

1080
01:04:20,051 --> 01:04:22,386
Yes. Now,
where is the Quinjet now?

1081
01:04:27,349 --> 01:04:29,226
That's naked.

1082
01:04:29,477 --> 01:04:32,104
- He's very naked. Hmm.
- (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

1083
01:04:34,982 --> 01:04:36,901
It's in my brain now.

1084
01:04:37,735 --> 01:04:38,736
Quinjet.

1085
01:04:49,663 --> 01:04:50,748
Yes!

1086
01:04:51,123 --> 01:04:52,374
I'm getting us out of here.

1087
01:04:52,750 --> 01:04:55,002
This is a terrible,
awful place.

1088
01:04:55,252 --> 01:04:58,881
You're gonna love Asgard.
It's big. It's golden. Shiny.

1089
01:04:59,173 --> 01:05:00,424
Hulk stay.

1090
01:05:00,758 --> 01:05:03,969
No, no, no. My people need me
to get back to Asgard.

1091
01:05:04,845 --> 01:05:06,514
We must prevent Ragnarok.

1092
01:05:06,847 --> 01:05:07,932
Ragnarok?

1093
01:05:08,349 --> 01:05:09,809
The prophesied death
of my home world.

1094
01:05:09,892 --> 01:05:11,227
The end of days,
it's the end of...

1095
01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:12,978
(YAWNING)

1096
01:05:13,646 --> 01:05:15,606
If you help me
get back to Asgard...

1097
01:05:15,898 --> 01:05:17,858
I can help you
get back to Earth. Huh?

1098
01:05:18,150 --> 01:05:19,151
Earth hate Hulk.

1099
01:05:19,443 --> 01:05:20,778
Earth loves Hulk.
They love you.

1100
01:05:21,153 --> 01:05:22,363
You're one of the Avengers.

1101
01:05:22,446 --> 01:05:23,656
One of the team,
one of our friends.

1102
01:05:24,281 --> 01:05:26,117
This is what friends do.
They support each other.

1103
01:05:26,408 --> 01:05:27,493
You're Banner's friend.

1104
01:05:27,785 --> 01:05:29,829
I'm not Banner's friend.
I prefer you.

1105
01:05:30,162 --> 01:05:31,163
Banner's friend.

1106
01:05:31,247 --> 01:05:32,248
- I don't even like Banner.
- (SPITS)

1107
01:05:32,373 --> 01:05:35,167
"I'm into numbers and science
and stuff."

1108
01:05:35,709 --> 01:05:37,128
Thor go. Hulk stay.

1109
01:05:37,545 --> 01:05:38,546
Fine.

1110
01:05:39,130 --> 01:05:40,131
Stay here.

1111
01:05:41,006 --> 01:05:43,342
Stupid place.
It's hideous, by the way.

1112
01:05:43,634 --> 01:05:46,971
The red, the white.
Just pick a color. Ridiculous.

1113
01:05:47,930 --> 01:05:49,014
Smash you.

1114
01:05:49,306 --> 01:05:51,475
You didn't smash anything.
I won that fight.

1115
01:05:51,767 --> 01:05:53,769
- I smashed you.
- Yeah, sure, sure.

1116
01:05:54,061 --> 01:05:55,688
- Baby arms.
- What?

1117
01:05:55,980 --> 01:05:57,148
Baby.

1118
01:05:57,231 --> 01:05:58,649
Moron! You big child.

1119
01:05:58,941 --> 01:06:00,025
Thor go!

1120
01:06:00,109 --> 01:06:01,861
- I am going.
- (ALARM BEEPS)

1121
01:06:02,027 --> 01:06:04,029
- (GROANING)
- (LAUGHING)

1122
01:06:05,990 --> 01:06:07,241
Thor go again.

1123
01:06:07,908 --> 01:06:09,034
(HULK LAUGHS)

1124
01:06:12,121 --> 01:06:13,289
Thor home.

1125
01:06:23,549 --> 01:06:24,884
Hulk trains.

1126
01:06:25,301 --> 01:06:27,136
That's great. Have fun.

1127
01:06:27,511 --> 01:06:29,054
- Hey, big guy.
- Angry girl.

1128
01:06:29,180 --> 01:06:30,347
What have you been up to?

1129
01:06:30,681 --> 01:06:31,682
HULK: Winning.

1130
01:06:31,765 --> 01:06:33,184
(VALKYRIE LAUGHS)

1131
01:06:36,770 --> 01:06:38,022
(THOR SIGHS)

1132
01:06:42,193 --> 01:06:45,279
Heimdall, I know
you can see me.

1133
01:06:46,697 --> 01:06:48,407
<i>I need you to help me.</i>

1134
01:06:50,868 --> 01:06:51,869
Help me see.

1135
01:07:02,379 --> 01:07:04,715
I see you,
but you're far away.

1136
01:07:05,799 --> 01:07:06,842
What's going on here?

1137
01:07:07,176 --> 01:07:08,469
Come see for yourself.

1138
01:07:11,222 --> 01:07:12,681
I'm providing refuge
in a stronghold

1139
01:07:12,765 --> 01:07:13,766
built by our ancestors.

1140
01:07:14,266 --> 01:07:17,519
But if the garrison falls,
our only escape is Bifrost.

1141
01:07:17,811 --> 01:07:19,730
You're talking
about evacuating Asgard?

1142
01:07:19,813 --> 01:07:20,940
(CREATURE SNARLS)

1143
01:07:22,900 --> 01:07:24,818
We won't last long if we stay.

1144
01:07:25,486 --> 01:07:26,820
She draws her power
from Asgard

1145
01:07:26,904 --> 01:07:28,030
and grows stronger every day.

1146
01:07:28,322 --> 01:07:29,323
Come on.

1147
01:07:33,410 --> 01:07:34,787
Hela is ravenous.

1148
01:07:35,079 --> 01:07:36,080
If I let her leave,

1149
01:07:36,163 --> 01:07:37,957
she'll consume Nine Realms
and all the cosmos.

1150
01:07:38,290 --> 01:07:39,291
We need you.

1151
01:07:39,375 --> 01:07:40,459
I'm working on it.
But I don't even know

1152
01:07:40,542 --> 01:07:41,543
where the hell I am.

1153
01:07:42,086 --> 01:07:44,129
You're on a planet surrounded
by doorways. Go through one.

1154
01:07:44,421 --> 01:07:46,215
- Which one?
- The big one.

1155
01:07:47,341 --> 01:07:48,550
(CREATURE SNARLS)

1156
01:07:51,762 --> 01:07:53,347
(GASPING)

1157
01:08:05,526 --> 01:08:06,527
(GROANS)

1158
01:08:07,987 --> 01:08:08,988
(GRUNTS)

1159
01:08:15,286 --> 01:08:16,453
Thor sad.

1160
01:08:16,912 --> 01:08:17,997
Shut up.

1161
01:08:20,374 --> 01:08:21,834
Thor sad.

1162
01:08:23,085 --> 01:08:24,712
I'm not sad, you idiot.

1163
01:08:25,212 --> 01:08:26,839
- I'm pissed off!
- Oh.

1164
01:08:28,007 --> 01:08:30,467
Angry. I lost my father.

1165
01:08:31,719 --> 01:08:34,179
- I lost my hammer.
- (SCOFFS)

1166
01:08:34,305 --> 01:08:35,889
- You're not even listening.
- Whining and crying.

1167
01:08:35,973 --> 01:08:37,141
Cry like baby.

1168
01:08:37,558 --> 01:08:39,018
Don't kick stuff.

1169
01:08:40,436 --> 01:08:42,479
You're being
a really bad friend.

1170
01:08:42,771 --> 01:08:43,772
You bad friend!

1171
01:08:44,148 --> 01:08:45,232
- You know what we call you?
- No.

1172
01:08:45,482 --> 01:08:47,109
We call you
the stupid Avenger.

1173
01:08:47,484 --> 01:08:49,320
You're tiny Avenger! (GRUNTS)

1174
01:08:52,114 --> 01:08:53,115
What, are you crazy?

1175
01:08:53,324 --> 01:08:54,325
Yes.

1176
01:08:54,491 --> 01:08:56,869
You know what?
Earth does hate you.

1177
01:09:00,831 --> 01:09:01,957
(WEAPON THUDS)

1178
01:09:06,253 --> 01:09:07,254
(GRUNTS)

1179
01:09:10,632 --> 01:09:11,925
(SIGHS)

1180
01:09:17,681 --> 01:09:19,641
No. Mmm-mmm.

1181
01:09:22,144 --> 01:09:24,688
I'm sorry I said those things.

1182
01:09:25,564 --> 01:09:26,815
You're not the stupid Avenger.

1183
01:09:26,899 --> 01:09:28,942
Nobody calls you
the stupid Avenger.

1184
01:09:29,777 --> 01:09:31,070
It's okay.

1185
01:09:31,445 --> 01:09:32,446
You just can't go around
throwing shields

1186
01:09:32,529 --> 01:09:33,655
at people.
Could have killed me.

1187
01:09:33,739 --> 01:09:34,948
I know. I'm sorry.

1188
01:09:35,032 --> 01:09:36,700
I just get so angry
all the time.

1189
01:09:36,784 --> 01:09:38,827
Hulk always, always angry.

1190
01:09:39,161 --> 01:09:41,372
I know.
We're the same, you and I.

1191
01:09:41,997 --> 01:09:43,457
We're just
a couple of hot-headed fools.

1192
01:09:43,791 --> 01:09:47,503
Yeah, same. Hulk like fire,
Thor like water.

1193
01:09:48,629 --> 01:09:50,214
We're kind of both like fire.

1194
01:09:50,506 --> 01:09:52,383
But Hulk like real fire.

1195
01:09:53,550 --> 01:09:55,803
Hulk like raging fire.

1196
01:09:56,053 --> 01:09:58,180
Thor like smoldering fire.

1197
01:09:58,389 --> 01:09:59,723
(CHUCKLES)

1198
01:10:00,808 --> 01:10:02,559
Hulk, I need you
to do something for me.

1199
01:10:02,726 --> 01:10:03,727
Hmm?

1200
01:10:07,731 --> 01:10:08,982
(CHUCKLING)

1201
01:10:09,233 --> 01:10:10,609
Angry girl.

1202
01:10:11,693 --> 01:10:12,861
(LAUGHS)

1203
01:10:14,530 --> 01:10:15,614
(BOTH GRUNTING)

1204
01:10:18,075 --> 01:10:20,202
What's going on?
What are you...

1205
01:10:26,625 --> 01:10:28,043
(HULK GROANS)

1206
01:10:29,378 --> 01:10:31,088
You're so thick-headed
that you can't tell...

1207
01:10:31,380 --> 01:10:32,714
when someone's hiding
all the way across

1208
01:10:32,798 --> 01:10:34,091
the universe and wants
to be left alone.

1209
01:10:34,383 --> 01:10:36,885
- We need to talk.
- No, you wanna talk to me.

1210
01:10:37,761 --> 01:10:38,804
I need her to stay.

1211
01:10:38,971 --> 01:10:39,972
Stay?

1212
01:10:40,597 --> 01:10:41,598
Block.

1213
01:10:43,350 --> 01:10:45,018
Stay.

1214
01:10:45,102 --> 01:10:46,687
- Please.
- Please.

1215
01:10:49,481 --> 01:10:50,482
All right.

1216
01:10:52,818 --> 01:10:54,528
- Here's the deal.
- (BALL BOUNCING)

1217
01:10:55,237 --> 01:10:56,822
I'll listen to you...

1218
01:10:57,656 --> 01:10:58,866
till this is empty.

1219
01:11:00,492 --> 01:11:02,619
Asgard is in danger and
people are dying.

1220
01:11:02,911 --> 01:11:04,288
We need to get back there.
I need your help.

1221
01:11:04,830 --> 01:11:05,831
Wow.

1222
01:11:06,540 --> 01:11:08,333
- Finished. Bye.
- (GLASS SHATTERS)

1223
01:11:10,085 --> 01:11:11,336
Odin is dead.

1224
01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:16,925
Hela, the Goddess of Death,
has invaded Asgard.

1225
01:11:17,885 --> 01:11:20,345
If Hela's back,
then Asgard's already lost.

1226
01:11:20,679 --> 01:11:21,889
I'm going to stop her.

1227
01:11:22,890 --> 01:11:23,891
- Alone?
- Nope.

1228
01:11:24,141 --> 01:11:25,350
I'm putting together a team.

1229
01:11:25,684 --> 01:11:28,312
It's me, you, and the big guy.

1230
01:11:28,812 --> 01:11:30,898
No. No team. Only Hulk.

1231
01:11:31,190 --> 01:11:32,649
It's me and you.

1232
01:11:33,025 --> 01:11:34,026
I think it's only you.

1233
01:11:34,109 --> 01:11:36,403
Wait. Just listen.
The Valkyrie are legend.

1234
01:11:36,570 --> 01:11:38,906
Elite warriors of Asgard
sworn to defend the throne.

1235
01:11:39,907 --> 01:11:40,908
I'm not getting dragged into

1236
01:11:40,991 --> 01:11:41,992
another one of Odin's
family squabbles.

1237
01:11:42,743 --> 01:11:44,369
- What's that supposed to mean?
- Your sister.

1238
01:11:44,661 --> 01:11:46,455
Her power comes from Asgard,
same as yours.

1239
01:11:46,747 --> 01:11:47,873
When it grew
beyond Odin's control

1240
01:11:47,956 --> 01:11:49,124
she massacred everyone
in the palace...

1241
01:11:49,416 --> 01:11:50,751
and tried to seize the throne.

1242
01:11:51,210 --> 01:11:52,753
When she tried
to escape her banishment...

1243
01:11:52,836 --> 01:11:55,130
he sent the Valkyrie in
to fight her back.

1244
01:11:56,757 --> 01:11:58,759
I only survived because...

1245
01:12:00,469 --> 01:12:01,887
Look, I already faced her once

1246
01:12:01,970 --> 01:12:03,722
back when I believed
in the throne...

1247
01:12:04,014 --> 01:12:05,057
and it cost me everything.

1248
01:12:05,516 --> 01:12:06,892
That's what's wrong
with Asgard.

1249
01:12:06,975 --> 01:12:09,353
The throne, the secrets,
the whole golden sham.

1250
01:12:09,770 --> 01:12:10,896
I agree.

1251
01:12:11,939 --> 01:12:13,190
Don't get familiar.

1252
01:12:13,815 --> 01:12:15,067
(SIGHS) I agree.

1253
01:12:15,359 --> 01:12:16,735
That's why I turned down
the throne.

1254
01:12:17,027 --> 01:12:18,904
But this isn't
about the crown.

1255
01:12:18,987 --> 01:12:20,030
This is about the people.

1256
01:12:20,322 --> 01:12:22,157
They're dying
and they're your people, too.

1257
01:12:22,533 --> 01:12:23,784
Forget it.

1258
01:12:24,910 --> 01:12:26,161
I have.

1259
01:12:26,411 --> 01:12:27,496
- Okay.
- Okay.

1260
01:12:27,746 --> 01:12:28,830
- Good. Great.
- Great.

1261
01:12:29,039 --> 01:12:30,040
Thank you.

1262
01:12:30,165 --> 01:12:31,708
- For what?
- For this.

1263
01:12:33,418 --> 01:12:35,254
(CHUCKLES) Didn't see that,
did you?

1264
01:12:35,629 --> 01:12:36,838
(SIGHS)

1265
01:12:36,922 --> 01:12:38,840
- (DEVICE POWERS DOWN)
- There... That's better.

1266
01:12:40,801 --> 01:12:42,427
You know, go ahead.

1267
01:12:42,719 --> 01:12:47,099
Stay here and enslave people
for that lunatic.

1268
01:12:47,391 --> 01:12:48,642
Keep drinking, keep hiding.

1269
01:12:48,934 --> 01:12:50,018
But me...

1270
01:12:52,229 --> 01:12:53,939
I choose to run
toward my problems

1271
01:12:54,022 --> 01:12:55,148
and not away from them.

1272
01:12:56,441 --> 01:12:57,526
Because that's what...

1273
01:13:02,739 --> 01:13:04,658
Because that's what heroes do.

1274
01:13:12,666 --> 01:13:14,543
(UPBEAT ELECTRONIC
MUSIC PLAYING)

1275
01:13:16,336 --> 01:13:17,629
Friend stay!

1276
01:13:29,641 --> 01:13:30,809
Yes!

1277
01:13:36,106 --> 01:13:37,107
(GRUNTS)

1278
01:13:45,407 --> 01:13:46,408
All right.

1279
01:13:48,243 --> 01:13:49,786
(BEEPING)

1280
01:13:50,412 --> 01:13:51,413
Come on.

1281
01:13:54,082 --> 01:13:56,376
COMPUTER: <i>Welcome.
Voice activation required.</i>

1282
01:13:56,668 --> 01:13:58,170
- Thor.
- (BEEPS)

1283
01:13:58,253 --> 01:13:59,338
<i>Access denied.</i>

1284
01:13:59,963 --> 01:14:02,215
Uh... Thor, son of Odin.

1285
01:14:02,507 --> 01:14:03,508
- (BEEPS)
<i>- Access denied.</i>

1286
01:14:03,759 --> 01:14:04,760
God of Thunder.

1287
01:14:04,968 --> 01:14:06,094
- (BEEPS)
<i>- Access denied.</i>

1288
01:14:06,386 --> 01:14:07,387
Strongest Avenger.

1289
01:14:07,679 --> 01:14:08,889
- (BEEPS)
<i>- Access denied.</i>

1290
01:14:09,181 --> 01:14:10,557
(IN DEEP VOICE)
Strongest Avenger.

1291
01:14:10,682 --> 01:14:12,017
- (BEEPS)
<i>- Access denied.</i>

1292
01:14:12,517 --> 01:14:14,519
(SIGHS) Damn you, Stark.

1293
01:14:14,978 --> 01:14:15,979
Point Break.

1294
01:14:16,355 --> 01:14:18,357
<i>- Welcome, Point Break.</i>
- (CHUCKLES)

1295
01:14:18,649 --> 01:14:19,941
- (POWERING UP)
- (LAUGHS)

1296
01:14:20,150 --> 01:14:21,985
- (RUMBLING)
- Friend stay!

1297
01:14:22,277 --> 01:14:24,279
No, no, no! Stop!

1298
01:14:24,363 --> 01:14:26,073
- Stay!
- (QUINJET POWERS DOWN)

1299
01:14:26,406 --> 01:14:27,658
Stop!
Stop breaking everything!

1300
01:14:27,949 --> 01:14:29,284
Don't go!

1301
01:14:32,746 --> 01:14:33,914
<i>Nice work, big guy.</i>

1302
01:14:34,039 --> 01:14:35,415
<i>We don't know
where Ultron's headed,</i>

1303
01:14:35,499 --> 01:14:37,542
<i>but you're going very high,
very fast.</i>

1304
01:14:37,834 --> 01:14:39,294
<i>So, I need you to turn
this bird around, okay?</i>

1305
01:14:40,128 --> 01:14:42,547
<i>We can't track you
in stealth mode...</i>

1306
01:14:42,964 --> 01:14:44,466
<i>so I need you
to help me out. Okay?</i>

1307
01:14:45,467 --> 01:14:47,386
(GRUNTING SOFTLY)

1308
01:14:48,345 --> 01:14:49,721
(DISTORTED) <i>I need you to...</i>

1309
01:14:50,055 --> 01:14:51,807
(GRUNTING)

1310
01:14:55,227 --> 01:14:56,436
(ROARS)

1311
01:14:57,979 --> 01:14:59,815
(GRUNTING)

1312
01:15:05,821 --> 01:15:08,198
No! No, Banner!

1313
01:15:14,538 --> 01:15:15,706
(EXHALES SHARPLY)

1314
01:15:15,789 --> 01:15:16,957
Oh, jeez.

1315
01:15:18,041 --> 01:15:19,376
Banner.

1316
01:15:20,627 --> 01:15:22,087
- Hey, hey, hey.
- (GROANING)

1317
01:15:22,337 --> 01:15:23,672
- You all right, Banner?
- (GASPS)

1318
01:15:23,922 --> 01:15:25,048
- (GASPING)
- (SHUSHING)

1319
01:15:26,258 --> 01:15:28,009
Sun's going down.
Sun's going down.

1320
01:15:28,677 --> 01:15:29,845
That's it, breathe.

1321
01:15:30,554 --> 01:15:32,389
(EXHALES) I won't hurt you.

1322
01:15:33,306 --> 01:15:34,307
- Sun's going down.
- (GROANS)

1323
01:15:34,558 --> 01:15:35,851
- Thor.
- Yeah.

1324
01:15:36,852 --> 01:15:38,103
What happened to your hair?

1325
01:15:38,353 --> 01:15:39,563
Some creepy old man
cut it off.

1326
01:15:39,855 --> 01:15:41,148
- It looks good.
- Oh, thanks.

1327
01:15:41,440 --> 01:15:43,567
Where are we? Oh, how's Nat?

1328
01:15:44,151 --> 01:15:46,778
- Uh, Nat is good, I'm sure.
- Is she okay?

1329
01:15:47,112 --> 01:15:48,780
- And what about Sokovia?
- Sokovia?

1330
01:15:49,072 --> 01:15:50,407
The city, Sokovia.
Did we save it?

1331
01:15:50,741 --> 01:15:51,783
- Banner, listen.
- What?

1332
01:15:52,033 --> 01:15:53,910
Sokovia. Ultron.
That was two years ago.

1333
01:15:54,244 --> 01:15:55,620
- What are you saying?
- Well...

1334
01:15:55,871 --> 01:15:56,872
What?

1335
01:15:57,789 --> 01:15:59,040
I've been Hulk for two years?

1336
01:15:59,541 --> 01:16:00,792
I'm afraid so.

1337
01:16:05,172 --> 01:16:06,214
(CLATTERS)

1338
01:16:07,007 --> 01:16:08,008
What the hell happened?

1339
01:16:11,720 --> 01:16:13,138
Banner, there's something
you should know.

1340
01:16:14,306 --> 01:16:15,599
(BEEPING)

1341
01:16:15,807 --> 01:16:16,808
COMPUTER:
<i>Voice activation required.</i>

1342
01:16:16,933 --> 01:16:17,934
Banner.

1343
01:16:18,143 --> 01:16:19,561
<i>Welcome, strongest Avenger.</i>

1344
01:16:19,770 --> 01:16:20,771
Uh, what?

1345
01:16:20,854 --> 01:16:21,855
Ship's log.

1346
01:16:22,773 --> 01:16:24,065
(CLATTERING)

1347
01:16:25,442 --> 01:16:26,610
(GRUNTING)

1348
01:16:31,782 --> 01:16:33,283
(ALARM BLARING)

1349
01:16:33,408 --> 01:16:34,868
Thor, where are we?

1350
01:16:35,160 --> 01:16:36,161
Yeah, about that.

1351
01:16:36,328 --> 01:16:37,579
GRANDMASTER: (ON SPEAKERS)
<i>Sakaar, hear ye.</i>

1352
01:16:37,662 --> 01:16:39,372
<i>Attention please.
I have some bad news.</i>

1353
01:16:39,623 --> 01:16:42,292
<i>My beloved exalted champion
has turned up missing.</i>

1354
01:16:42,501 --> 01:16:44,753
<i>Take to the streets.
Celebrate my champion.</i>

1355
01:16:44,836 --> 01:16:45,837
BANNER: Who's that?

1356
01:16:46,171 --> 01:16:47,672
He kind of runs the place.

1357
01:16:48,590 --> 01:16:49,841
You actually lived
at his house for awhile.

1358
01:16:49,925 --> 01:16:50,926
- I did?
- Yeah.

1359
01:16:51,301 --> 01:16:53,053
Quite a lot's happened. You
and I had a fight recently.

1360
01:16:53,845 --> 01:16:55,555
- Did I win?
- No, I won. Easily.

1361
01:16:56,014 --> 01:16:57,015
Doesn't sound right.

1362
01:16:57,098 --> 01:16:58,099
Well, it's true.

1363
01:16:58,183 --> 01:17:00,227
<i>It seems that that
criminally seductive</i>

1364
01:17:00,310 --> 01:17:02,646
<i>Lord of Thunder
has stolen him away.</i>

1365
01:17:03,021 --> 01:17:05,315
Seductive God of Thunder.
We need to move.

1366
01:17:06,274 --> 01:17:07,275
Oh, no.

1367
01:17:07,359 --> 01:17:09,069
(GRANDMASTER CONTINUES
SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

1368
01:17:09,152 --> 01:17:10,237
This is bad.

1369
01:17:10,445 --> 01:17:12,280
This is really, really bad.

1370
01:17:15,242 --> 01:17:18,703
Thor, I think
I'm freaking out.

1371
01:17:19,246 --> 01:17:20,288
No, no, no.

1372
01:17:20,455 --> 01:17:22,290
Don't freak out. You're okay.
Put these on.

1373
01:17:22,541 --> 01:17:23,583
These are Tony's clothes.

1374
01:17:23,750 --> 01:17:24,960
- I know, come on.
- Is he here?

1375
01:17:25,252 --> 01:17:27,045
No, he's not here. But listen.
Just stay calm, okay?

1376
01:17:27,254 --> 01:17:29,339
The sun's going down.
The sun's getting really low.

1377
01:17:29,422 --> 01:17:30,423
Sun's going down.

1378
01:17:38,223 --> 01:17:40,016
GRANDMASTER: I'm upset!

1379
01:17:43,103 --> 01:17:44,896
I'm very upset.

1380
01:17:45,188 --> 01:17:47,023
You know what I like about
being upset? The blame.

1381
01:17:47,399 --> 01:17:49,484
Right now, that's
the mindset that I'm in.

1382
01:17:49,568 --> 01:17:50,569
And you know who I'm blaming?

1383
01:17:50,944 --> 01:17:52,320
- Grandmaster, I can...
- Hey!

1384
01:17:52,487 --> 01:17:53,488
Don't interrupt me!

1385
01:17:53,697 --> 01:17:54,698
Here you go.

1386
01:17:55,615 --> 01:17:56,825
Why are you handing me
the melt stick?

1387
01:17:57,158 --> 01:17:58,785
He was interrupting.

1388
01:17:59,160 --> 01:18:00,829
That's not
a capital violation.

1389
01:18:01,121 --> 01:18:02,289
Where was I?

1390
01:18:02,831 --> 01:18:05,166
My precious champion
has come up missing...

1391
01:18:05,458 --> 01:18:07,419
and it's all because
of that Lord of Thunder.

1392
01:18:07,502 --> 01:18:09,671
It's all because of him.
Your brother.

1393
01:18:09,963 --> 01:18:12,799
Whatever the story is.
Adopted, or complicated.

1394
01:18:12,966 --> 01:18:13,967
I'm sure
there's a big history.

1395
01:18:14,217 --> 01:18:15,218
And your contender...

1396
01:18:15,969 --> 01:18:16,970
LOKI: My dear friend...

1397
01:18:17,387 --> 01:18:19,097
if you were to give me
12 hours,

1398
01:18:19,180 --> 01:18:20,557
I could bring them both
back to you. Alive.

1399
01:18:20,807 --> 01:18:22,225
I could do it in two.

1400
01:18:23,226 --> 01:18:24,227
I could do it in one.

1401
01:18:24,477 --> 01:18:25,478
Let's stop there.

1402
01:18:25,687 --> 01:18:27,397
You know what?
I woke up this morning

1403
01:18:27,480 --> 01:18:29,190
thinking about
a public execution.

1404
01:18:30,233 --> 01:18:31,234
But for now, I'll settle
for this sweet little...

1405
01:18:31,568 --> 01:18:34,279
(EXCLAIMS)
"Who's gonna get him first?"

1406
01:18:35,363 --> 01:18:37,866
So, you're on the clock.

1407
01:18:39,868 --> 01:18:40,952
What have you done?

1408
01:18:41,036 --> 01:18:42,287
I don't answer to you, lackey.

1409
01:18:42,412 --> 01:18:43,413
It's Loki.

1410
01:18:43,622 --> 01:18:45,123
And you will answer
to the Grandmaster.

1411
01:18:46,333 --> 01:18:48,084
- (GRUNTS)
- Hmm.

1412
01:18:48,376 --> 01:18:51,087
Why would you help my brother
escape with that green fool?

1413
01:18:51,504 --> 01:18:52,631
I don't help anyone.

1414
01:18:59,304 --> 01:19:00,305
You're a Valkyrie.

1415
01:19:05,393 --> 01:19:07,395
I thought the Valkyrie had
all died gruesome deaths.

1416
01:19:08,813 --> 01:19:10,315
Choose your next words wisely.

1417
01:19:10,649 --> 01:19:13,735
I'm terribly sorry.
Must be a very painful memory.

1418
01:20:00,448 --> 01:20:01,449
(GRUNTS)

1419
01:20:06,705 --> 01:20:09,040
THOR: The sun's going down.
It's getting really low.

1420
01:20:10,375 --> 01:20:11,584
The sun's going down.

1421
01:20:11,668 --> 01:20:13,086
- It's getting real low.
- Oh, shoot.

1422
01:20:13,461 --> 01:20:15,672
- Sun's getting low.
- Would you stop saying that?

1423
01:20:15,755 --> 01:20:16,798
I just need you to stay calm.

1424
01:20:17,048 --> 01:20:18,883
Calm? I'm on an alien planet!

1425
01:20:19,175 --> 01:20:20,802
It's just a planet. You've
been on a planet before.

1426
01:20:20,885 --> 01:20:21,928
Yeah. One.

1427
01:20:22,262 --> 01:20:23,805
Now you've been on two.
That's a good thing.

1428
01:20:24,097 --> 01:20:25,223
It's a new experience.

1429
01:20:25,432 --> 01:20:27,350
My neurons,
they're firing faster

1430
01:20:27,434 --> 01:20:29,436
than my brain can handle
the information.

1431
01:20:29,686 --> 01:20:31,855
The whole thing is totally
different this time.

1432
01:20:32,147 --> 01:20:33,857
In the past, I always felt
like Hulk and I

1433
01:20:33,940 --> 01:20:35,233
each had a hand on the wheel.

1434
01:20:35,608 --> 01:20:37,277
But this time, it's like
he had the keys

1435
01:20:37,360 --> 01:20:38,903
to the car and I was
locked in the trunk.

1436
01:20:39,154 --> 01:20:40,947
All right, well, you're back
now. That's all that matters.

1437
01:20:41,156 --> 01:20:42,198
No, it's not what matters.

1438
01:20:42,407 --> 01:20:43,450
What I'm trying
to tell you, is that

1439
01:20:43,533 --> 01:20:45,076
if I turn into
the Hulk again...

1440
01:20:45,326 --> 01:20:46,703
Banner may never come back.

1441
01:20:46,995 --> 01:20:48,204
And we're stranded on a planet

1442
01:20:48,288 --> 01:20:50,040
that is designed
to stress me out.

1443
01:20:50,123 --> 01:20:51,249
We're not stranded.

1444
01:20:51,332 --> 01:20:52,667
I'm gonna figure out a way
to get us home.

1445
01:20:53,209 --> 01:20:54,210
Thank you.

1446
01:20:54,544 --> 01:20:56,546
Not your home, though. Asgard.
My home.

1447
01:20:56,880 --> 01:20:57,922
What?

1448
01:20:58,173 --> 01:20:59,758
Listen, my people
are in great danger.

1449
01:21:00,341 --> 01:21:02,510
You and I, we have to fight
this really powerful being...

1450
01:21:02,761 --> 01:21:04,512
who also happens
to be my sister.

1451
01:21:04,763 --> 01:21:06,431
Okay, that is so wrong
on so many...

1452
01:21:06,639 --> 01:21:07,724
I don't wanna
fight your sister.

1453
01:21:07,807 --> 01:21:09,059
That's a family issue.

1454
01:21:09,184 --> 01:21:10,435
No, she's an evil being.

1455
01:21:10,518 --> 01:21:12,312
I don't care what she is.

1456
01:21:12,395 --> 01:21:14,564
I'm not fighting any
more beings. I'm sick of it.

1457
01:21:14,814 --> 01:21:15,815
- What?
- I just told you.

1458
01:21:16,149 --> 01:21:17,650
If I turn into the Hulk,

1459
01:21:17,734 --> 01:21:18,902
I am never gonna
come back again.

1460
01:21:19,110 --> 01:21:20,153
And you don't care.

1461
01:21:20,320 --> 01:21:22,030
No, no. I'm putting together
the team.

1462
01:21:22,322 --> 01:21:23,531
The Hulk is the fire.

1463
01:21:23,823 --> 01:21:25,492
Wait, you're just using me
to get to the Hulk.

1464
01:21:25,742 --> 01:21:27,160
- What? No!
- It's gross.

1465
01:21:27,410 --> 01:21:29,079
You don't care about me.
You're not my friend.

1466
01:21:29,454 --> 01:21:31,081
No! I don't even
like the Hulk.

1467
01:21:31,164 --> 01:21:32,415
He's all like...

1468
01:21:32,582 --> 01:21:34,000
"Smash, smash, smash."

1469
01:21:34,250 --> 01:21:35,251
I prefer you.

1470
01:21:36,169 --> 01:21:37,170
Thanks.

1471
01:21:38,046 --> 01:21:39,547
But if I'm being honest,

1472
01:21:39,631 --> 01:21:41,007
when it comes
to fighting evil beings...

1473
01:21:41,257 --> 01:21:42,550
he is very powerful
and useful.

1474
01:21:42,884 --> 01:21:44,677
Yeah, Banner's powerful
and useful, too.

1475
01:21:44,969 --> 01:21:46,054
Is he though?

1476
01:21:46,346 --> 01:21:48,348
How many PhDs
does Hulk have? Zero.

1477
01:21:48,556 --> 01:21:50,308
How many PhDs does
Banner have? Seven.

1478
01:21:51,267 --> 01:21:53,144
Fine, you don't have
to fight anyone.

1479
01:21:53,394 --> 01:21:55,188
But we're in danger here,
so we have to move.

1480
01:21:59,317 --> 01:22:00,360
What are you doing with that?

1481
01:22:00,527 --> 01:22:01,528
I need a disguise.
I'm a fugitive.

1482
01:22:01,611 --> 01:22:03,279
- I need a disguise.
- You are the disguise.

1483
01:22:04,155 --> 01:22:05,615
- I'll be Tony Stark.
- What?

1484
01:22:05,990 --> 01:22:07,575
Yeah. Tony and the gypsy.

1485
01:22:07,909 --> 01:22:10,286
No, no, you're not Tony.
You're Bruce. Bruce Banner.

1486
01:22:10,537 --> 01:22:11,746
Then why did you dress me up
like Tony?

1487
01:22:11,996 --> 01:22:12,997
Because you were naked.

1488
01:22:13,164 --> 01:22:14,290
Okay, I'll give you that.

1489
01:22:15,208 --> 01:22:16,417
What are you doing?
Stop doing that!

1490
01:22:16,501 --> 01:22:17,877
Tony wears his pants
super tight.

1491
01:22:17,961 --> 01:22:18,962
- Stop it!
- I'm sorry.

1492
01:22:19,295 --> 01:22:21,297
- Why are you being so weird?
- I don't know.

1493
01:22:21,589 --> 01:22:23,842
Maybe the fact that I was
trapped for two years...

1494
01:22:24,050 --> 01:22:26,469
inside of a monster
made me a little weird.

1495
01:22:26,845 --> 01:22:28,388
Hey. Shh. It's okay.

1496
01:22:28,638 --> 01:22:30,932
You're good. Calm down.
Come on.

1497
01:22:31,182 --> 01:22:32,475
Listen, we're gonna
go to Asgard...

1498
01:22:32,725 --> 01:22:33,726
and you're not gonna
have to think about

1499
01:22:33,810 --> 01:22:34,811
the Hulk ever again.

1500
01:22:35,103 --> 01:22:36,146
- All right?
- All right.

1501
01:22:36,479 --> 01:22:38,940
- (PEOPLE CHEERING)
- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

1502
01:22:40,233 --> 01:22:41,901
ALL: (CHANTING) Hulk!

1503
01:22:43,862 --> 01:22:45,446
Oh. This is bad.

1504
01:22:49,617 --> 01:22:50,952
Banner! Banner!

1505
01:22:54,998 --> 01:22:56,040
Banner!

1506
01:23:01,504 --> 01:23:03,298
(FIREWORKS BURSTING)

1507
01:23:09,721 --> 01:23:10,763
Banner!

1508
01:23:11,306 --> 01:23:12,432
Thor!

1509
01:23:17,103 --> 01:23:18,104
(SNARLS)

1510
01:23:23,735 --> 01:23:24,736
Hi.

1511
01:23:25,028 --> 01:23:26,029
Hi.

1512
01:23:26,279 --> 01:23:27,530
I was gonna do that.

1513
01:23:27,614 --> 01:23:28,740
Yeah, well, I did it first.

1514
01:23:29,115 --> 01:23:30,909
That's good.
What are you doing here?

1515
01:23:31,951 --> 01:23:33,536
What are you doing here?
I thought you were leaving.

1516
01:23:33,745 --> 01:23:34,746
I got sidetracked.

1517
01:23:35,205 --> 01:23:36,206
What's with the...

1518
01:23:36,706 --> 01:23:37,790
It's my disguise.

1519
01:23:37,957 --> 01:23:38,958
But I can see your face.

1520
01:23:39,459 --> 01:23:41,044
Not when I do this, you can't.

1521
01:23:41,836 --> 01:23:43,588
Your hair looks nice.
I like what you did with it.

1522
01:23:43,671 --> 01:23:45,089
Change it? Washed it maybe?

1523
01:23:51,304 --> 01:23:52,555
BANNER: What are those things
on her eyes?

1524
01:23:52,639 --> 01:23:53,973
Are those the people
that she's killed?

1525
01:23:54,224 --> 01:23:55,683
She's so beautiful and strong
and courageous.

1526
01:23:55,975 --> 01:23:56,976
Who is this guy?

1527
01:23:57,060 --> 01:23:58,061
- He's a friend.
- Who? Me?

1528
01:23:58,144 --> 01:23:59,479
- I'm Bruce.
- I feel like I know you.

1529
01:23:59,729 --> 01:24:01,648
I feel like I know you, too.

1530
01:24:02,690 --> 01:24:04,359
(DISTANT CHATTERING)

1531
01:24:06,319 --> 01:24:08,196
Look, I've spent years
in a haze,

1532
01:24:08,279 --> 01:24:09,656
- trying to forget my past.
- THOR: Mmm.

1533
01:24:10,198 --> 01:24:11,491
Sakaar seemed like
the best place

1534
01:24:11,574 --> 01:24:13,826
to drink and forget,
and to die one day.

1535
01:24:14,202 --> 01:24:15,828
I was thinking
that you drink too much,

1536
01:24:15,912 --> 01:24:17,288
and that probably
was gonna kill you.

1537
01:24:17,455 --> 01:24:18,539
I don't plan to stop drinking.

1538
01:24:18,706 --> 01:24:20,917
- Oh.
- But I don't wanna forget.

1539
01:24:21,167 --> 01:24:22,710
I can't turn away anymore...

1540
01:24:23,461 --> 01:24:25,129
so if I'm gonna die...

1541
01:24:25,421 --> 01:24:27,006
well, it may as well be
driving my sword

1542
01:24:27,090 --> 01:24:28,466
through the heart
of that murderous hag.

1543
01:24:28,758 --> 01:24:30,218
- Good.
- BANNER: Yeah.

1544
01:24:30,510 --> 01:24:33,388
So, I'm saying
that I wanna be on the team.

1545
01:24:34,097 --> 01:24:35,306
Has it got a name?

1546
01:24:35,515 --> 01:24:38,184
Yeah, it's called
the Revengers.

1547
01:24:38,559 --> 01:24:39,560
Revengers?

1548
01:24:39,644 --> 01:24:42,021
Because I'm getting revenge.
You're getting revenge.

1549
01:24:42,772 --> 01:24:43,815
(STAMMERS)

1550
01:24:43,898 --> 01:24:45,191
Do you want revenge?

1551
01:24:45,358 --> 01:24:47,485
(STAMMERS) I'm undecided.

1552
01:24:47,777 --> 01:24:48,778
Okay.

1553
01:24:49,445 --> 01:24:51,155
Also, I've got
a peace offering.

1554
01:24:54,450 --> 01:24:56,286
Surprise.

1555
01:25:00,790 --> 01:25:01,791
(CLATTERS)

1556
01:25:02,041 --> 01:25:03,293
Ow.

1557
01:25:03,418 --> 01:25:04,752
Just had to be sure.

1558
01:25:08,548 --> 01:25:09,549
Hello, Bruce.

1559
01:25:10,967 --> 01:25:12,719
So, last time I saw you,

1560
01:25:12,802 --> 01:25:13,928
you were trying
to kill everybody.

1561
01:25:14,220 --> 01:25:15,305
Where are you at these days?

1562
01:25:15,888 --> 01:25:17,598
It varies
from moment to moment.

1563
01:25:18,433 --> 01:25:19,892
THOR: Is that a Dragonfang?

1564
01:25:20,560 --> 01:25:21,644
It is.

1565
01:25:21,728 --> 01:25:22,770
THOR: My God.

1566
01:25:23,855 --> 01:25:25,815
This is the famed sword
of the Valkyrie.

1567
01:25:25,898 --> 01:25:27,734
Sakaar and Asgard
are about as far apart

1568
01:25:27,817 --> 01:25:28,985
as any two known systems.

1569
01:25:29,485 --> 01:25:31,988
Our best bet is a wormhole
just outside of city limits.

1570
01:25:32,405 --> 01:25:34,282
Refuel on Xandar, and
we can be back in Asgard

1571
01:25:34,365 --> 01:25:35,825
in 18 months.

1572
01:25:36,117 --> 01:25:39,245
Nope. We are going through
the big one.

1573
01:25:39,495 --> 01:25:40,496
The Devil's Anus?

1574
01:25:40,872 --> 01:25:41,873
Anus?

1575
01:25:42,040 --> 01:25:43,041
Wait, wait, wait. Whose anus?

1576
01:25:43,249 --> 01:25:44,250
For the record, I didn't know

1577
01:25:44,334 --> 01:25:45,335
it was called that
when I picked it.

1578
01:25:45,418 --> 01:25:47,003
That looks like
a collapsing neutron star...

1579
01:25:47,086 --> 01:25:49,505
inside of an
Einstein-Rosen Bridge.

1580
01:25:49,922 --> 01:25:51,090
We need another ship.

1581
01:25:51,174 --> 01:25:52,592
That would tear
mine to pieces.

1582
01:25:52,884 --> 01:25:54,427
THOR: She's right. We need one
that can withstand

1583
01:25:54,510 --> 01:25:55,595
the geodetic strain
from the singularity.

1584
01:25:55,887 --> 01:25:57,722
And has an offline
power steering system...

1585
01:25:57,805 --> 01:26:00,433
that could also function
without the on-board computer.

1586
01:26:00,725 --> 01:26:02,018
And we need one
with cup holders,

1587
01:26:02,101 --> 01:26:03,644
because we're gonna die.
So, drinks!

1588
01:26:04,020 --> 01:26:05,813
Do I know you?
I feel like I know you.

1589
01:26:06,064 --> 01:26:07,815
I feel like I know you, too.
It's weird.

1590
01:26:08,066 --> 01:26:09,067
THOR: What do you say?

1591
01:26:09,400 --> 01:26:10,401
Uncharted metagalactic travel

1592
01:26:10,485 --> 01:26:11,694
through a volatile
cosmic gateway.

1593
01:26:12,028 --> 01:26:13,112
Talk about an adventure.

1594
01:26:13,863 --> 01:26:15,406
- We need a ship.
- Need a ship.

1595
01:26:15,656 --> 01:26:16,657
There are one or two ships.

1596
01:26:16,741 --> 01:26:17,742
Absolute top of the line
models...

1597
01:26:17,909 --> 01:26:19,202
I don't mean to impose...

1598
01:26:19,410 --> 01:26:20,536
(GLASS SHATTERS)

1599
01:26:22,663 --> 01:26:24,207
But the Grandmaster
has a great many ships.

1600
01:26:24,916 --> 01:26:26,292
I may even have stolen

1601
01:26:26,376 --> 01:26:28,336
the access codes
to his security system.

1602
01:26:28,628 --> 01:26:29,629
And suddenly you're overcome

1603
01:26:29,712 --> 01:26:30,797
with an urge
to do the right thing.

1604
01:26:31,089 --> 01:26:32,090
Heavens, no.

1605
01:26:32,173 --> 01:26:33,800
I've run out of favor
with the Grandmaster...

1606
01:26:33,883 --> 01:26:35,718
and in exchange for codes
and access to a ship...

1607
01:26:36,010 --> 01:26:39,055
I'm asking for safe passage
through the Anus.

1608
01:26:39,430 --> 01:26:40,765
You're telling us
that you can get us

1609
01:26:40,848 --> 01:26:41,974
access into the garage...

1610
01:26:42,058 --> 01:26:43,684
without setting off
any alarms?

1611
01:26:44,143 --> 01:26:45,686
Yes, brother. I can.

1612
01:26:45,937 --> 01:26:48,606
Okay, can I just... (WHISTLES)
A quick FYI.

1613
01:26:48,898 --> 01:26:50,483
I was just talking to him
just a couple minutes ago...

1614
01:26:50,733 --> 01:26:53,111
and he was totally ready
to kill any of us.

1615
01:26:53,361 --> 01:26:54,445
He did try to kill me.

1616
01:26:54,737 --> 01:26:56,447
Yes, me too.
On many, many occasions.

1617
01:26:56,739 --> 01:26:58,199
There was one time
when we were children...

1618
01:26:58,449 --> 01:26:59,909
he transformed himself
into a snake,

1619
01:26:59,992 --> 01:27:01,119
and he knows
that I love snakes.

1620
01:27:01,369 --> 01:27:03,121
So, I went to pick up
the snake to admire it...

1621
01:27:03,371 --> 01:27:04,789
and he transformed back
into himself

1622
01:27:04,872 --> 01:27:05,998
and he was like,
"Yeah, it's me!"

1623
01:27:06,249 --> 01:27:09,127
And he stabbed me.
We were eight at the time.

1624
01:27:09,752 --> 01:27:10,795
VALKYRIE: If we're
boosting a ship...

1625
01:27:11,003 --> 01:27:12,505
we're gonna need to draw some
guards away from the palace.

1626
01:27:12,755 --> 01:27:14,048
Why not set the beast loose?

1627
01:27:14,257 --> 01:27:15,258
Shut up.

1628
01:27:15,508 --> 01:27:16,509
You guys have a beast?

1629
01:27:16,717 --> 01:27:19,011
No, there's no beast.
He's just being stupid.

1630
01:27:19,345 --> 01:27:20,721
We're going to start
a revolution.

1631
01:27:20,805 --> 01:27:22,265
- Revolution?
- I'll explain later.

1632
01:27:22,849 --> 01:27:25,017
- Who's this guy again?
- I'll explain later.

1633
01:27:26,227 --> 01:27:28,354
Is that
some sort of protoplasm,

1634
01:27:28,438 --> 01:27:29,564
all the stuff
that's coming out of you...

1635
01:27:29,730 --> 01:27:30,898
or are they eggs?

1636
01:27:32,400 --> 01:27:33,526
Looks like eggs.

1637
01:27:35,528 --> 01:27:36,988
- Oh!
- (CLATTERING)

1638
01:27:43,077 --> 01:27:44,287
I'm looking for Korg.

1639
01:27:44,662 --> 01:27:45,830
Who's asking?

1640
01:27:46,080 --> 01:27:47,165
I know you're asking.

1641
01:27:47,457 --> 01:27:49,333
Is anyone else asking,
or is it just you?

1642
01:27:49,667 --> 01:27:51,627
The Lord of Thunder
sends his best.

1643
01:27:53,921 --> 01:27:55,214
(GUN POWERING UP)

1644
01:27:55,298 --> 01:27:57,300
The revolution has begun.

1645
01:27:57,633 --> 01:27:59,552
Revolution?
How did this happen?

1646
01:27:59,844 --> 01:28:01,262
Don't know.

1647
01:28:01,554 --> 01:28:02,930
But the arena's mainframe

1648
01:28:03,014 --> 01:28:04,599
for the Obedience Disks
have been deactivated...

1649
01:28:04,849 --> 01:28:06,767
and the slaves
have armed themselves.

1650
01:28:06,934 --> 01:28:08,895
Oh. I don't like that word.

1651
01:28:09,145 --> 01:28:10,354
Which? Mainframe?

1652
01:28:10,605 --> 01:28:12,607
No. Why would I not like
"mainframe"?

1653
01:28:12,857 --> 01:28:14,817
No, the "S" word.

1654
01:28:15,067 --> 01:28:17,612
Sorry, the prisoners with jobs
have armed themselves.

1655
01:28:19,155 --> 01:28:20,364
Okay, that's better.

1656
01:28:25,578 --> 01:28:26,579
(BEEPING)

1657
01:28:26,662 --> 01:28:28,372
Hey, so, listen.
We should talk.

1658
01:28:29,832 --> 01:28:30,875
I disagree.

1659
01:28:31,375 --> 01:28:34,170
Open communication
was never our family's forte.

1660
01:28:34,545 --> 01:28:35,546
You have no idea.

1661
01:28:35,713 --> 01:28:38,299
Been quite the revelation
since we last spoke.

1662
01:28:38,382 --> 01:28:39,383
Hello.

1663
01:28:40,468 --> 01:28:41,469
Hi.

1664
01:28:48,559 --> 01:28:50,102
Odin brought us together.

1665
01:28:51,187 --> 01:28:53,981
It's almost poetic that his
death should split us apart.

1666
01:29:00,112 --> 01:29:02,114
We might as well be
strangers now.

1667
01:29:02,365 --> 01:29:05,326
Two sons of the crown,
set adrift.

1668
01:29:05,660 --> 01:29:07,578
- Oh.
- (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)

1669
01:29:08,579 --> 01:29:09,997
Thought you didn't
wanna talk about it.

1670
01:29:11,499 --> 01:29:12,500
Here's the thing.

1671
01:29:12,875 --> 01:29:14,544
I'm probably better off
staying here on Sakaar.

1672
01:29:14,752 --> 01:29:16,379
That's exactly
what I was thinking.

1673
01:29:18,422 --> 01:29:19,715
Did you just agree with me?

1674
01:29:20,007 --> 01:29:21,467
Come on, this place
is perfect for you.

1675
01:29:21,759 --> 01:29:23,344
It's savage,
chaotic, lawless...

1676
01:29:23,553 --> 01:29:25,137
Brother, you're gonna do
great here.

1677
01:29:25,388 --> 01:29:26,973
Do you truly think
so little of me?

1678
01:29:29,225 --> 01:29:30,851
Loki, I thought
the world of you.

1679
01:29:32,061 --> 01:29:34,522
I thought we were gonna fight
side by side forever.

1680
01:29:34,814 --> 01:29:37,525
But at the end of the day,
you're you and I'm me.

1681
01:29:38,317 --> 01:29:40,695
I don't know, maybe
there's still good in you.

1682
01:29:40,945 --> 01:29:42,113
But let's be honest,

1683
01:29:42,196 --> 01:29:44,365
our paths diverged
a long time ago.

1684
01:29:49,161 --> 01:29:50,162
Yeah.

1685
01:29:51,372 --> 01:29:52,415
It's probably for the best

1686
01:29:52,498 --> 01:29:53,624
that we never
see each other again.

1687
01:29:53,916 --> 01:29:55,001
That's what you always wanted.

1688
01:29:55,418 --> 01:29:56,711
(PATS ON THE BACK)

1689
01:29:59,422 --> 01:30:01,007
Hey, let's do "Get Help."

1690
01:30:01,257 --> 01:30:02,258
- What?
- "Get Help."

1691
01:30:02,341 --> 01:30:03,342
No.

1692
01:30:03,426 --> 01:30:04,427
- Come on, you love it.
- I hate it.

1693
01:30:04,510 --> 01:30:05,511
It's great.
It works every time.

1694
01:30:05,595 --> 01:30:07,221
- It's humiliating.
- Do you have a better plan?

1695
01:30:07,305 --> 01:30:08,848
- No.
- We're doing it.

1696
01:30:09,015 --> 01:30:10,683
We are not doing "Get Help."

1697
01:30:11,309 --> 01:30:12,977
- (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
- Get help! Please!

1698
01:30:13,227 --> 01:30:14,228
My brother, he's dying.

1699
01:30:14,437 --> 01:30:16,355
Get help! Help him!

1700
01:30:18,524 --> 01:30:19,650
Classic.

1701
01:30:19,817 --> 01:30:21,152
(GROANS) Still hate it.

1702
01:30:21,360 --> 01:30:23,613
- It's humiliating.
- Not for me, it's not.

1703
01:30:23,863 --> 01:30:25,906
Now, which one's the ship
she told us to get?

1704
01:30:25,990 --> 01:30:26,991
<i>The Commodore.</i>

1705
01:30:27,908 --> 01:30:28,909
THOR: Right.

1706
01:30:31,662 --> 01:30:34,165
Though I feel it won't make
much of a difference.

1707
01:30:36,417 --> 01:30:38,085
Oh, Loki.

1708
01:30:39,337 --> 01:30:40,588
I know I've betrayed you
many times before...

1709
01:30:40,838 --> 01:30:42,381
but this time
it's truly nothing personal.

1710
01:30:42,715 --> 01:30:44,508
The reward for your capture

1711
01:30:44,592 --> 01:30:45,676
- will set me up nicely.
- (ALARM BLARING)

1712
01:30:45,968 --> 01:30:47,386
Never one for sentiment,
were you?

1713
01:30:47,762 --> 01:30:49,013
Easier to let it burn.

1714
01:30:49,347 --> 01:30:50,348
I agree.

1715
01:30:53,934 --> 01:30:55,144
(GROANING)

1716
01:30:59,023 --> 01:31:00,524
Oh, that looks painful.

1717
01:31:01,317 --> 01:31:03,986
Oh, dear brother,
you're becoming predictable.

1718
01:31:04,362 --> 01:31:06,155
I trust you, you betray me.

1719
01:31:06,489 --> 01:31:08,407
Round and round
in circles we go.

1720
01:31:08,699 --> 01:31:10,576
See, Loki, life is about,
it's about growth.

1721
01:31:10,868 --> 01:31:11,994
It's about change.

1722
01:31:12,244 --> 01:31:15,206
But you seem to
just wanna stay the same.

1723
01:31:15,998 --> 01:31:17,541
I guess
what I'm trying to say...

1724
01:31:17,792 --> 01:31:20,628
is that you'll always be
the God of Mischief...

1725
01:31:20,920 --> 01:31:22,254
but you could be more.

1726
01:31:24,882 --> 01:31:26,801
I'll just put this over here
for you.

1727
01:31:27,426 --> 01:31:30,763
Anyway, all got places to be,
so good luck.

1728
01:31:36,227 --> 01:31:37,478
All right,
I can figure this out.

1729
01:31:37,937 --> 01:31:39,689
It's just another spaceship.

1730
01:31:39,980 --> 01:31:41,190
(POWERING UP)

1731
01:31:53,119 --> 01:31:54,412
GRANDMASTER: (ON SPEAKERS)
<i>Loyal Sakaarians...</i>

1732
01:31:54,662 --> 01:31:56,539
<i>Lord of Thunder
has stolen my ship</i>

1733
01:31:56,622 --> 01:31:57,998
<i>and my favorite champion.</i>

1734
01:31:59,625 --> 01:32:02,712
<i>Sakaarians, take to the skies.
Bring him down.</i>

1735
01:32:02,920 --> 01:32:04,547
<i>Do not let him
leave this planet.</i>

1736
01:32:17,768 --> 01:32:19,019
- Good shot!
- Thanks.

1737
01:32:22,106 --> 01:32:23,107
VALKYRIE: (ON RADIO)
<i>Open the doors.</i>

1738
01:32:23,190 --> 01:32:24,483
Okay.

1739
01:32:29,864 --> 01:32:31,615
I hope that you're tougher
than you look.

1740
01:32:31,782 --> 01:32:32,825
Why?

1741
01:32:33,409 --> 01:32:35,161
(SCREAMING)

1742
01:32:36,495 --> 01:32:38,706
- (GROANING)
- (LAUGHS)

1743
01:32:45,379 --> 01:32:47,089
Shouldn't we be shooting back
or something?

1744
01:32:47,173 --> 01:32:48,174
Yes, we should.

1745
01:32:48,507 --> 01:32:50,259
Where are the guns
on this ship?

1746
01:32:50,551 --> 01:32:51,844
VALKYRIE: <i>There aren't any.</i>

1747
01:32:52,094 --> 01:32:53,554
- It's a leisure vessel.
- BANNER: <i>What?</i>

1748
01:32:53,846 --> 01:32:55,347
Grandmaster uses it
for his good times,

1749
01:32:55,473 --> 01:32:56,474
orgies and stuff.

1750
01:32:56,849 --> 01:32:58,142
Did she just say
the Grandmaster

1751
01:32:58,225 --> 01:32:59,351
uses it for orgies?

1752
01:32:59,602 --> 01:33:00,728
Yeah.

1753
01:33:00,978 --> 01:33:02,271
Don't touch anything.

1754
01:33:12,531 --> 01:33:14,241
(ALARM BEEPING)

1755
01:33:22,708 --> 01:33:24,001
No!

1756
01:33:25,753 --> 01:33:26,837
(LAUGHING)

1757
01:33:27,004 --> 01:33:28,005
- No!
- No!

1758
01:33:30,841 --> 01:33:31,842
(YELLS)

1759
01:33:35,012 --> 01:33:36,055
Get inside!

1760
01:33:36,347 --> 01:33:37,765
In a minute.

1761
01:33:39,558 --> 01:33:41,477
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1762
01:33:49,193 --> 01:33:51,028
I should probably go and help.
Here, take the wheel.

1763
01:33:51,111 --> 01:33:52,488
No. I don't know
how to fly one of these.

1764
01:33:52,780 --> 01:33:54,532
You're a scientist.
Use one of your PhDs.

1765
01:33:54,615 --> 01:33:57,827
None of them are for flying
alien spaceships!

1766
01:34:32,611 --> 01:34:33,612
Okay, come on.

1767
01:34:33,696 --> 01:34:35,739
There's gotta be a gun
on this thing.

1768
01:34:35,865 --> 01:34:36,866
That looks like a gun.

1769
01:34:38,200 --> 01:34:39,493
GRANDMASTER: (SINGING)
<i>It's my birthday</i>

1770
01:34:39,577 --> 01:34:40,619
<i>It's my birthday</i>

1771
01:34:41,579 --> 01:34:42,580
<i>It's my birthday</i>

1772
01:34:42,663 --> 01:34:43,789
(FIREWORKS BURSTING)

1773
01:34:44,331 --> 01:34:45,749
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

1774
01:34:50,629 --> 01:34:51,714
Yeah!

1775
01:34:53,632 --> 01:34:54,842
- (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
- (GRUNTS)

1776
01:35:09,273 --> 01:35:11,358
Guys, we're coming up
on the Devil's Anus!

1777
01:35:18,157 --> 01:35:19,158
There she is.

1778
01:35:19,450 --> 01:35:21,285
Our ticket out of here.

1779
01:35:21,952 --> 01:35:23,120
Hey, what's this?

1780
01:35:25,915 --> 01:35:27,541
- (DEVICE POWERS DOWN)
- (LOKI GROANS)

1781
01:35:28,167 --> 01:35:29,251
Thank you.

1782
01:35:29,335 --> 01:35:31,837
Hey, man. We're about to jump
on that ginormous spaceship.

1783
01:35:31,921 --> 01:35:32,922
You wanna come?

1784
01:35:33,297 --> 01:35:35,925
You do seem like

1785
01:35:36,008 --> 01:35:37,509
you're in desperate need
of leadership.

1786
01:35:37,927 --> 01:35:39,345
Why, thank you.

1787
01:35:43,223 --> 01:35:44,224
Here we go.

1788
01:35:50,773 --> 01:35:51,774
Shit.

1789
01:35:51,982 --> 01:35:53,067
(EXPLOSIONS)

1790
01:35:58,280 --> 01:35:59,365
(BANNER GRUNTS)

1791
01:36:02,493 --> 01:36:03,869
(STRAINING)

1792
01:36:09,333 --> 01:36:11,043
SKURGE: Asgardians...

1793
01:36:11,293 --> 01:36:13,712
some misguided soul...

1794
01:36:14,672 --> 01:36:16,548
has stolen the Bifrost sword.

1795
01:36:16,882 --> 01:36:19,093
Tell us where it is...

1796
01:36:19,385 --> 01:36:21,887
or there will be consequences.

1797
01:36:25,724 --> 01:36:26,850
Bad ones.

1798
01:36:30,187 --> 01:36:31,188
Well?

1799
01:36:38,320 --> 01:36:39,321
You.

1800
01:36:39,530 --> 01:36:41,281
(ALL SCREAMING)

1801
01:36:43,617 --> 01:36:45,035
(MAN PROTESTING)

1802
01:36:56,088 --> 01:36:57,881
(WOMAN BREATHING SHAKILY)

1803
01:37:01,760 --> 01:37:03,178
(SOBBING)

1804
01:37:15,566 --> 01:37:19,528
Well? Executioner?

1805
01:37:24,575 --> 01:37:25,784
- (ALL GASP)
- MAN: Wait!

1806
01:37:25,868 --> 01:37:26,869
Wait!

1807
01:37:29,246 --> 01:37:30,414
I know where the sword is.

1808
01:38:13,665 --> 01:38:15,834
I never thought
I'd be back here.

1809
01:38:19,505 --> 01:38:20,964
BANNER: I thought
it'd be a lot nicer.

1810
01:38:21,507 --> 01:38:22,966
I mean,
not that it's not nice.

1811
01:38:23,050 --> 01:38:24,426
It's just, it's on fire.

1812
01:38:24,676 --> 01:38:25,677
Here, up here
in the mountains.

1813
01:38:26,136 --> 01:38:28,222
Heat signatures.
People clustered together.

1814
01:38:28,388 --> 01:38:29,389
She's coming for them.

1815
01:38:29,681 --> 01:38:30,682
Okay, drop me off
at the palace

1816
01:38:30,766 --> 01:38:32,893
- and I'll draw her away.
- And get yourself killed?

1817
01:38:33,102 --> 01:38:34,770
The people trapped down there
are all that matters.

1818
01:38:34,853 --> 01:38:36,188
While I'm dealing with Hela,
I need you two

1819
01:38:36,271 --> 01:38:37,356
to help get
everyone off Asgard.

1820
01:38:37,815 --> 01:38:39,441
How the hell are we supposed
to do that?

1821
01:38:40,109 --> 01:38:41,652
I have a man on the ground.

1822
01:38:44,029 --> 01:38:45,948
(LOW INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

1823
01:38:47,533 --> 01:38:48,534
Asgard.

1824
01:38:52,162 --> 01:38:53,330
She's here.

1825
01:39:05,050 --> 01:39:06,635
Now the ship has a gun.

1826
01:39:06,885 --> 01:39:07,970
I'll take it from here.

1827
01:39:08,929 --> 01:39:11,807
I found this in the armory.

1828
01:39:15,185 --> 01:39:16,186
Good luck.

1829
01:39:17,896 --> 01:39:19,064
Your Majesty...

1830
01:39:21,150 --> 01:39:22,192
don't die.

1831
01:39:25,195 --> 01:39:26,822
You know what I mean.

1832
01:40:25,881 --> 01:40:27,633
HEIMDALL: We must keep moving!

1833
01:40:28,425 --> 01:40:30,010
Go to the Bifrost!

1834
01:40:48,111 --> 01:40:49,363
(STAFF THUDDING)

1835
01:41:12,803 --> 01:41:13,887
Sister.

1836
01:41:16,181 --> 01:41:17,808
You're still alive.

1837
01:41:18,100 --> 01:41:19,977
I love what you've done
with the place.

1838
01:41:20,060 --> 01:41:21,395
Redecorating, I see.

1839
01:41:21,770 --> 01:41:23,814
It seems our father's solution

1840
01:41:23,897 --> 01:41:26,358
to every problem
was to cover it up.

1841
01:41:27,985 --> 01:41:29,486
Or to cast it out.

1842
01:41:31,822 --> 01:41:35,242
He told you you were worthy.
He said the same thing to me.

1843
01:41:35,951 --> 01:41:37,202
You see?

1844
01:41:37,953 --> 01:41:39,997
You never knew him.

1845
01:41:40,414 --> 01:41:42,165
Not at his best.

1846
01:41:42,457 --> 01:41:45,335
Odin and I drowned
entire civilizations

1847
01:41:45,419 --> 01:41:46,920
in blood and tears.

1848
01:41:47,212 --> 01:41:50,007
Where do you think
all this gold came from?

1849
01:41:50,299 --> 01:41:51,883
And then, one day...

1850
01:41:52,175 --> 01:41:55,053
he decided to become
a benevolent king.

1851
01:41:55,387 --> 01:41:57,889
To foster peace,
to protect life...

1852
01:41:59,141 --> 01:42:00,600
to have you.

1853
01:42:01,143 --> 01:42:03,437
I understand why you're angry.

1854
01:42:03,687 --> 01:42:05,147
And you are my sister,
and technically

1855
01:42:05,230 --> 01:42:07,524
have a claim to the throne.

1856
01:42:07,774 --> 01:42:09,693
And believe me, I would love
for someone else to rule.

1857
01:42:09,776 --> 01:42:10,902
But it can't be you.

1858
01:42:11,153 --> 01:42:14,656
You're just... (SIGHS)
The worst.

1859
01:42:16,325 --> 01:42:17,868
Okay, get up.

1860
01:42:18,243 --> 01:42:20,120
You're in my seat.

1861
01:42:21,288 --> 01:42:23,165
You know,
Father once told me...

1862
01:42:23,415 --> 01:42:25,876
that a wise king
never seeks out war.

1863
01:42:26,126 --> 01:42:28,545
But must always
be ready for it.

1864
01:42:36,762 --> 01:42:38,805
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

1865
01:42:51,943 --> 01:42:53,236
(FENRIS GROWLS)

1866
01:42:55,530 --> 01:42:57,407
(GROWLING)

1867
01:43:00,952 --> 01:43:02,204
Go back!

1868
01:43:02,287 --> 01:43:03,372
(ALL CLAMORING)

1869
01:43:04,915 --> 01:43:05,957
(SNARLS)

1870
01:43:07,376 --> 01:43:08,627
HEIMDALL: Go!

1871
01:43:43,787 --> 01:43:46,164
To be honest, I expected more.

1872
01:43:49,418 --> 01:43:50,419
Heimdall!

1873
01:43:52,754 --> 01:43:54,381
The sword!

1874
01:43:56,425 --> 01:43:57,843
(CREATURES SNARLING)

1875
01:43:58,969 --> 01:44:00,429
Here's the difference
between us.

1876
01:44:00,762 --> 01:44:02,222
I'm Odin's firstborn...

1877
01:44:02,472 --> 01:44:04,766
the rightful heir,
the savior of Asgard.

1878
01:44:05,058 --> 01:44:06,768
- And you're nothing.
- (GRUNTS)

1879
01:44:11,440 --> 01:44:12,607
(BOTH GRUNTING)

1880
01:44:14,693 --> 01:44:16,153
(GROANS)

1881
01:44:17,028 --> 01:44:19,823
So simple,
even a blind man could see it.

1882
01:44:20,073 --> 01:44:21,366
(YELLS)

1883
01:44:22,117 --> 01:44:23,118
Oh.

1884
01:44:23,660 --> 01:44:25,787
Now you remind me of Dad.

1885
01:44:26,163 --> 01:44:27,747
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

1886
01:44:32,210 --> 01:44:34,004
(ROARING)

1887
01:44:36,173 --> 01:44:37,841
The stupid dog won't die!

1888
01:44:42,846 --> 01:44:44,806
(ALL SCREAMING)

1889
01:44:59,946 --> 01:45:02,657
Everything's gonna be
all right now. I got this.

1890
01:45:03,158 --> 01:45:05,118
You wanted to know who I am?

1891
01:45:06,203 --> 01:45:07,704
What the hell
are you talking about?

1892
01:45:07,996 --> 01:45:09,289
You'll see!

1893
01:45:19,508 --> 01:45:21,426
(FENRIS SNIFFING)

1894
01:45:22,594 --> 01:45:23,637
(GROWLS)

1895
01:45:24,554 --> 01:45:25,639
(SNARLS)

1896
01:45:26,223 --> 01:45:27,891
(ALL WHIMPERING)

1897
01:45:37,901 --> 01:45:39,778
(ROARING)

1898
01:45:42,489 --> 01:45:43,990
(ROARS)

1899
01:45:55,961 --> 01:45:56,962
(GROANS)

1900
01:45:58,046 --> 01:46:00,173
You see?
No one's going anywhere.

1901
01:46:00,465 --> 01:46:01,758
I'll get that sword...

1902
01:46:01,925 --> 01:46:04,553
even if I have to kill every
single one of them to do it.

1903
01:46:31,371 --> 01:46:32,622
Hey, man.

1904
01:46:33,915 --> 01:46:35,166
I'm Korg. This is Miek.

1905
01:46:35,417 --> 01:46:36,543
We're gonna jump
on that spaceship

1906
01:46:36,626 --> 01:46:37,711
and get out of here.
Wanna come?

1907
01:46:37,961 --> 01:46:39,170
(SHIP APPROACHING)

1908
01:46:47,345 --> 01:46:51,099
Your savior is here.

1909
01:46:55,520 --> 01:46:56,605
(CHUCKLING)

1910
01:46:57,439 --> 01:46:58,565
(SCREAMS)

1911
01:46:58,732 --> 01:47:00,442
Did you miss me?

1912
01:47:00,775 --> 01:47:01,985
Everyone, on that ship now.

1913
01:47:06,531 --> 01:47:08,575
Welcome home.
I saw you coming.

1914
01:47:08,867 --> 01:47:09,868
Of course you did.

1915
01:47:12,037 --> 01:47:13,413
(CREATURES SNARLING)

1916
01:47:15,206 --> 01:47:16,958
(KORG YELLING)

1917
01:47:26,718 --> 01:47:28,803
It's a valiant effort,
but you never stood a chance.

1918
01:47:29,971 --> 01:47:31,014
You see...

1919
01:47:31,890 --> 01:47:34,559
I'm not a queen or a monster.

1920
01:47:36,686 --> 01:47:38,229
I'm the Goddess of Death.

1921
01:47:39,481 --> 01:47:41,566
What were you
the god of, again?

1922
01:47:48,323 --> 01:47:50,241
(PANTING)

1923
01:47:53,203 --> 01:47:54,913
Even when you had two eyes...

1924
01:47:55,789 --> 01:47:57,499
you'd see
only half the picture.

1925
01:47:59,042 --> 01:48:01,878
She's too strong.
Without my hammer, I can't.

1926
01:48:03,254 --> 01:48:06,633
Are you Thor,
the God of Hammers? Hmm?

1927
01:48:06,883 --> 01:48:08,885
(PANTING)

1928
01:48:09,886 --> 01:48:12,180
That hammer was to help you
control your power,

1929
01:48:12,263 --> 01:48:13,515
to focus it.

1930
01:48:14,432 --> 01:48:16,017
It was never your source
of strength.

1931
01:48:16,935 --> 01:48:19,062
It's too late.
She's already taken Asgard.

1932
01:48:20,313 --> 01:48:22,857
Asgard is not a place.
Never was.

1933
01:48:24,234 --> 01:48:25,318
This could be Asgard.

1934
01:48:26,695 --> 01:48:28,697
Asgard is where
our people stand.

1935
01:48:29,698 --> 01:48:34,327
Even now, right now,
those people need your help.

1936
01:48:42,168 --> 01:48:44,170
I'm not as strong as you.

1937
01:48:47,048 --> 01:48:48,049
No...

1938
01:48:49,467 --> 01:48:50,719
you're stronger.

1939
01:48:59,853 --> 01:49:01,104
Tell me, brother.

1940
01:49:01,187 --> 01:49:03,523
What were you
the god of again?

1941
01:49:03,857 --> 01:49:05,275
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

1942
01:49:08,069 --> 01:49:09,988
- (THUNDER RUMBLING)
- (THOR YELLING)

1943
01:49:24,794 --> 01:49:26,796
<i>(IMMIGRANT SONG</i> BY LED ZEPPELIN PLAYING)

1944
01:49:55,533 --> 01:49:56,868
(FIREWORKS BURSTING)

1945
01:50:06,419 --> 01:50:07,587
(GROWLS)

1946
01:50:08,046 --> 01:50:09,047
(ROARS)

1947
01:50:43,164 --> 01:50:44,582
(YELLING)

1948
01:51:19,200 --> 01:51:21,244
- You're late.
- You're missing an eye.

1949
01:51:21,578 --> 01:51:22,912
VALKYRIE: This isn't over.

1950
01:51:28,459 --> 01:51:29,878
(ALL PANTING)

1951
01:51:30,169 --> 01:51:31,796
I think we should
disband the Revengers.

1952
01:51:33,464 --> 01:51:34,507
Hit her
with a lightning blast.

1953
01:51:34,799 --> 01:51:35,925
I just hit her with
the biggest lightning blast

1954
01:51:36,009 --> 01:51:37,135
in the history of lightning.

1955
01:51:37,218 --> 01:51:38,219
It did nothing.

1956
01:51:42,015 --> 01:51:44,517
We just need to hold her off
until everyone's on board.

1957
01:51:45,310 --> 01:51:46,686
It won't end there.

1958
01:51:47,145 --> 01:51:50,398
The longer Hela's on Asgard,
the more powerful she grows.

1959
01:51:50,732 --> 01:51:52,317
She'll hunt us down.

1960
01:51:52,525 --> 01:51:53,943
We need to stop her
here and now.

1961
01:51:54,235 --> 01:51:55,278
So what do we do?

1962
01:51:56,279 --> 01:51:57,614
I'm not doing "Get Help."

1963
01:52:10,001 --> 01:52:13,129
Asgard's not a place,
it's a people.

1964
01:52:15,173 --> 01:52:16,174
Loki...

1965
01:52:16,507 --> 01:52:18,343
this was never about
stopping Ragnarok.

1966
01:52:18,676 --> 01:52:20,553
This was about
causing Ragnarok.

1967
01:52:20,762 --> 01:52:22,263
Surtur's crown, the vault.

1968
01:52:24,140 --> 01:52:25,350
It's the only way.

1969
01:52:26,059 --> 01:52:27,393
Bold move, brother.

1970
01:52:28,811 --> 01:52:30,146
Even for me.

1971
01:52:33,441 --> 01:52:34,442
Shall we?

1972
01:52:35,610 --> 01:52:36,611
After you.

1973
01:52:49,624 --> 01:52:50,917
(GRUNTING)

1974
01:52:59,258 --> 01:53:00,343
(GRUNTING)

1975
01:53:02,303 --> 01:53:03,638
This is madness.

1976
01:53:03,972 --> 01:53:05,556
(ALL CLAMORING)

1977
01:53:17,193 --> 01:53:18,695
Go! Go, now!

1978
01:53:36,713 --> 01:53:38,381
(CREATURES SNARLING)

1979
01:53:43,845 --> 01:53:45,722
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

1980
01:53:56,315 --> 01:53:57,567
(MAN SCREAMS)

1981
01:53:58,234 --> 01:53:59,444
(GUN FIRING)

1982
01:54:19,964 --> 01:54:21,257
For Asgard.

1983
01:54:35,688 --> 01:54:36,898
SKURGE: Hela!

1984
01:54:44,030 --> 01:54:45,198
(GUN CLICKS)

1985
01:54:45,990 --> 01:54:46,991
(GRUNTS)

1986
01:54:48,201 --> 01:54:49,202
(YELLS)

1987
01:54:50,536 --> 01:54:51,788
(GROANS)

1988
01:55:01,631 --> 01:55:05,635
With the Eternal Flame,
you are reborn.

1989
01:55:12,892 --> 01:55:13,893
(GASPING)

1990
01:55:16,896 --> 01:55:18,397
Hela, enough!

1991
01:55:22,235 --> 01:55:24,862
You want Asgard, it's yours.

1992
01:55:25,363 --> 01:55:28,574
Whatever game you're playing,
it won't work.

1993
01:55:28,825 --> 01:55:30,243
You can't defeat me.

1994
01:55:31,119 --> 01:55:32,370
No, I know.

1995
01:55:34,080 --> 01:55:35,081
But he can.

1996
01:55:37,083 --> 01:55:39,335
(ROARING)

1997
01:55:39,585 --> 01:55:40,670
No.

1998
01:55:41,712 --> 01:55:42,922
(HELA GRUNTS)

1999
01:55:48,761 --> 01:55:52,056
Tremble before me, Asgard!

2000
01:55:52,306 --> 01:55:54,433
I am your reckoning!

2001
01:56:03,943 --> 01:56:05,361
The people are safe.

2002
01:56:06,112 --> 01:56:07,780
That's all that matters.

2003
01:56:09,699 --> 01:56:10,908
THOR: We're fulfilling
the prophecy.

2004
01:56:11,659 --> 01:56:12,910
I hate this prophecy.

2005
01:56:13,202 --> 01:56:14,871
So do I,
but we have no choice.

2006
01:56:15,163 --> 01:56:16,831
Surtur destroys Asgard...

2007
01:56:17,123 --> 01:56:19,333
he destroys Hela,
so that our people may live.

2008
01:56:19,458 --> 01:56:21,043
But we need to let him
finish the job,

2009
01:56:21,127 --> 01:56:22,211
- otherwise...
- (HULK ROARING)

2010
01:56:23,963 --> 01:56:24,964
No!

2011
01:56:25,047 --> 01:56:26,299
(HULK ROARING)

2012
01:56:27,466 --> 01:56:29,302
Hulk, stop, you moron!

2013
01:56:29,594 --> 01:56:31,220
(HULK GRUNTING)

2014
01:56:31,929 --> 01:56:32,930
(ROARS)

2015
01:56:33,973 --> 01:56:35,683
(SCREAMING)

2016
01:56:38,519 --> 01:56:39,562
THOR: Hulk, stop.

2017
01:56:39,812 --> 01:56:42,648
Just for once in your life,
don't smash.

2018
01:56:44,025 --> 01:56:45,610
Big monster!

2019
01:56:46,068 --> 01:56:47,153
Let's go!

2020
01:56:47,904 --> 01:56:48,946
(GROWLS)

2021
01:56:49,030 --> 01:56:50,031
Fine.

2022
01:56:53,034 --> 01:56:54,118
(HULK GRUNTS)

2023
01:57:01,250 --> 01:57:02,251
(GRUNTS)

2024
01:57:14,222 --> 01:57:16,891
SURTUR: I am Asgard's doom!

2025
01:57:19,435 --> 01:57:20,770
(LAUGHING)

2026
01:57:40,081 --> 01:57:42,041
The damage is not too bad.

2027
01:57:42,333 --> 01:57:44,210
As long as the foundations
are still strong...

2028
01:57:44,502 --> 01:57:45,836
we can rebuild this place.

2029
01:57:46,295 --> 01:57:48,381
It will become a haven...

2030
01:57:48,673 --> 01:57:51,384
for all peoples and aliens
of the universe.

2031
01:57:58,432 --> 01:58:00,768
Now those foundations
are gone. Sorry.

2032
01:58:01,769 --> 01:58:03,437
(DISTANT EXPLOSIONS)

2033
01:58:15,992 --> 01:58:17,785
What have I done?

2034
01:58:19,078 --> 01:58:21,372
You saved us from extinction.

2035
01:58:21,664 --> 01:58:23,249
Asgard is not a place...

2036
01:58:25,042 --> 01:58:26,585
it's a people.

2037
01:58:55,906 --> 01:58:57,325
It suits you.

2038
01:59:00,202 --> 01:59:02,538
Maybe you're not so bad
after all, brother.

2039
01:59:02,997 --> 01:59:04,040
Maybe not.

2040
01:59:05,499 --> 01:59:06,542
Thank you.

2041
01:59:07,460 --> 01:59:09,628
If you were here,
I might even give you a hug.

2042
01:59:14,133 --> 01:59:15,301
I'm here.

2043
01:59:39,533 --> 01:59:40,785
Your throne.

2044
01:59:56,092 --> 01:59:59,011
So. King of Asgard.

2045
02:00:09,688 --> 02:00:10,689
Where to?

2046
02:00:11,941 --> 02:00:13,192
I'm not sure.

2047
02:00:13,943 --> 02:00:15,027
Any suggestions?

2048
02:00:17,905 --> 02:00:19,615
Miek, where are you from?

2049
02:00:19,990 --> 02:00:21,784
Oh, Miek's dead.

2050
02:00:22,076 --> 02:00:25,079
Yeah, no, I accidentally
stomped on him on the bridge.

2051
02:00:25,246 --> 02:00:26,580
I've just felt so guilty,

2052
02:00:26,664 --> 02:00:27,832
I've been carrying him around
all day.

2053
02:00:30,000 --> 02:00:31,919
- (CHITTERING)
- (GASPS) Miek, you're alive!

2054
02:00:32,002 --> 02:00:33,170
He's alive, guys.

2055
02:00:33,254 --> 02:00:34,422
What was
your question again, bro?

2056
02:00:36,257 --> 02:00:37,258
Earth it is.

2057
02:00:37,716 --> 02:00:39,718
(MUSIC PLAYING)

2058
02:02:54,063 --> 02:02:55,481
Do you really think
it's a good idea

2059
02:02:55,564 --> 02:02:56,649
to go back to Earth?

2060
02:02:57,233 --> 02:02:58,234
Yes, of course.

2061
02:02:58,317 --> 02:03:00,403
The people of Earth love me.
I'm very popular.

2062
02:03:00,945 --> 02:03:02,738
Let me rephrase that.

2063
02:03:03,114 --> 02:03:04,907
Do you really think
it's a good idea

2064
02:03:04,991 --> 02:03:06,367
to bring me back to Earth?

2065
02:03:07,034 --> 02:03:08,995
Probably not, to be honest.

2066
02:03:09,078 --> 02:03:10,788
I wouldn't worry, brother.

2067
02:03:10,871 --> 02:03:13,874
I feel like everything's
gonna work out fine.

2068
02:03:17,086 --> 02:03:18,838
(LOW RUMBLING)

2069
02:03:31,142 --> 02:03:33,144
(MUSIC PLAYING)

2070
02:09:39,009 --> 02:09:40,427
(GROANING)

2071
02:09:42,971 --> 02:09:43,972
Oh, boy.

2072
02:09:45,933 --> 02:09:47,935
(SCRAPPERS EXCLAIMING)

2073
02:09:50,562 --> 02:09:52,272
(GROANS) Oh.

2074
02:09:52,356 --> 02:09:56,360
I just gotta say,
I'm proud of you all.

2075
02:09:56,777 --> 02:09:59,988
This revolution has been
a huge success. Yay, us!

2076
02:10:00,364 --> 02:10:02,741
Pat on the back.
Pat on the back.

2077
02:10:02,825 --> 02:10:05,077
Come on. No?

2078
02:10:05,619 --> 02:10:07,621
Me too. 'Cause I've been
a big part of it.

2079
02:10:07,704 --> 02:10:10,499
Can't have a revolution
without somebody to overthrow.

2080
02:10:10,582 --> 02:10:12,459
So, you're welcome.

2081
02:10:12,751 --> 02:10:15,003
And, uh, it's a tie.