1 00:00:02,127 --> 00:00:04,171 (MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:56,431 THOR: Now, I know what you're thinking. 3 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:59,977 "Oh, no! Thor's in a cage. How did this happen?" 4 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:02,187 Well, sometimes you have to get captured 5 00:01:02,271 --> 00:01:04,022 just to get a straight answer out of somebody. 6 00:01:05,147 --> 00:01:06,233 It's a long story, 7 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:08,277 but basically, I'm a bit of a hero. 8 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:12,030 See, I spent some time on Earth... 9 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:13,782 fought some robots, 10 00:01:13,866 --> 00:01:15,701 saved the planet a couple of times. 11 00:01:15,868 --> 00:01:17,536 Then I went searching through the cosmos 12 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:21,123 for some magic, colorful Infinity Stone things. 13 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:23,792 Didn't find any. 14 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:25,210 That's when I came across 15 00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:28,005 a path of death and destruction... 16 00:01:28,172 --> 00:01:31,216 which led me all the way here into this cage... 17 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:34,219 where I met you. 18 00:01:37,973 --> 00:01:39,850 Hmm. 19 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:41,977 How much longer do you think we'll be here? 20 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:43,687 (CHAIN RATTLING) 21 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:48,734 (GRUNTS) 22 00:01:53,197 --> 00:01:55,866 (SURTUR CHUCKLING) 23 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:59,620 Thor, son of Odin. 24 00:02:00,162 --> 00:02:03,457 Surtur, son of a bitch. 25 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:04,708 You're still alive. 26 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:09,045 I thought my father killed you a half a million years ago. 27 00:02:09,213 --> 00:02:10,839 I cannot die. 28 00:02:11,006 --> 00:02:12,758 Not until I fulfill my destiny... 29 00:02:12,925 --> 00:02:15,177 and lay waste to your home. 30 00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:16,845 It's funny you should mention that. 31 00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:19,306 Because I've been having these terrible dreams of late. 32 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:21,725 Asgard up in flames, falling to ruins. 33 00:02:21,892 --> 00:02:23,268 And you, Surtur, 34 00:02:23,352 --> 00:02:24,686 are at the center of all of them. 35 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:28,690 Then you have seen Ragnarok, the fall of Asgard. 36 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:30,734 -The great prophecy... -Hang on. 37 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,570 -Hang on. -(CHAIN CREAKING) 38 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:36,490 I'll be back around shortly. 39 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:39,493 I really feel like we were connecting there. 40 00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:41,453 (GRUNTS) 41 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,622 Okay, so Ragnarok. 42 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:45,374 Tell me about that. Walk me through it. 43 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:47,543 My time has come. 44 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:50,838 When my crown is reunited with the Eternal Flame... 45 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:53,674 I shall be restored to my full might. 46 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:56,093 I will tower over the mountains... 47 00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:58,846 and bury my sword deep in Asgard's... 48 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,557 THOR: Oh, hang on. Give it a second. 49 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:03,058 I swear I'm not even moving. 50 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:04,643 It's just doing this on its own. 51 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:07,312 -I'm really sorry. -(SIGHS) 52 00:03:07,396 --> 00:03:09,022 Okay, so let me get this straight. 53 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:12,818 You're going to put your crown into the Eternal Flame... 54 00:03:12,985 --> 00:03:15,362 and then you'll suddenly grow as big as a house? 55 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:16,697 A mountain! 56 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:19,908 The Eternal Flame that Odin keeps locked away on Asgard? 57 00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:22,619 Odin is not on Asgard. 58 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:26,707 And your absence has left the throne defenseless. 59 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:28,709 Okay, so where is it? This crown? 60 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:31,920 This is my crown, the source of my power. 61 00:03:32,296 --> 00:03:34,006 Oh, that's a crown. 62 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:35,674 I thought it was a big eyebrow. 63 00:03:35,841 --> 00:03:37,009 It's a crown. 64 00:03:37,176 --> 00:03:40,679 Anyway, it sounds like all I have to do to stop Ragnarok... 65 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:42,764 is rip that thing off your head. 66 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:46,435 (LAUGHS) But Ragnarok has already begun. 67 00:03:46,602 --> 00:03:48,520 You cannot stop it. 68 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:50,272 (METAL SCRAPING) 69 00:03:58,113 --> 00:04:01,200 I am Asgard's doom, and so are you. 70 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:04,953 All will suffer, all will burn. 71 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,830 Oh, that's intense. 72 00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:08,832 To be honest, seeing you grow really big... 73 00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:11,502 and set fire to a planet would be quite the spectacle. 74 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:14,338 But it looks like I'm gonna have to choose option B... 75 00:04:14,505 --> 00:04:16,255 where I bust out of these chains... 76 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:18,175 knock that tiara off your head, 77 00:04:18,257 --> 00:04:20,302 and stash it away in Asgard's vault. 78 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:23,430 You cannot stop Ragnarok. 79 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:24,848 Why fight it? 80 00:04:25,057 --> 00:04:28,519 Because that's what heroes do. 81 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:32,731 (THOR SIGHS) Hmm. 82 00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:35,692 Wait, I'm sorry. I didn't time that right. 83 00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:37,277 -(DISTANT THUDDING) -Hmm? 84 00:04:37,361 --> 00:04:38,820 And, now! 85 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:40,948 (GRUNTS) 86 00:04:41,156 --> 00:04:43,033 (IMMIGRANT SONG BY LED ZEPPELIN PLAYING) 87 00:04:43,325 --> 00:04:46,995 You have made a grave mistake, Odinson. 88 00:04:47,162 --> 00:04:49,790 I make grave mistakes all the time. 89 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:51,458 (GROWLING) 90 00:04:51,542 --> 00:04:54,461 Everything seems to work out. 91 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,173 (CREATURES SNARLING) 92 00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:03,262 (CREATURES ROARING) 93 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:26,159 (ROARS) 94 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:29,246 (YELLING) 95 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:34,751 (ROARS) 96 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,135 (SURTUR LAUGHING) 97 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,388 (GRUNTING) 98 00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:50,392 (YELLING) 99 00:05:57,441 --> 00:05:58,442 Huh? 100 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,956 (CREATURES SNARLING) 101 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,666 Heimdall, I know it's been a while, 102 00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:16,752 but I could really use a fast exit. 103 00:06:18,253 --> 00:06:19,880 Heimdall? 104 00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:22,549 SKURGE: Heimdall was an idiot. 105 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,968 This job should have made him rich. 106 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:27,095 Now, the job ain't easy... 107 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:29,181 but it does have its benefits. 108 00:06:29,348 --> 00:06:31,600 The Bifrost gives me access to everything 109 00:06:31,683 --> 00:06:33,602 the Nine Realms has to offer. 110 00:06:33,769 --> 00:06:36,063 I mean it's all mine for the taking. 111 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:38,732 Behold... 112 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,236 my stuff. 113 00:06:42,486 --> 00:06:43,487 Ooh. 114 00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:46,073 I'm particularly fond of these. 115 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:49,785 I pulled them out of a place on Midgard called Texas. 116 00:06:49,952 --> 00:06:53,372 I even named them. Des and Troy. 117 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:56,208 You see, when you put them together... 118 00:06:57,209 --> 00:06:58,460 they destroy. 119 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:02,464 (ROARING) 120 00:07:17,521 --> 00:07:19,439 Heimdall, come on. 121 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,234 (RUMBLING) 122 00:07:27,739 --> 00:07:28,949 (ROARING) 123 00:07:39,585 --> 00:07:40,627 Stay! 124 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:45,716 Heimdall? I'm running short on options. 125 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:48,010 -Heimdall? -(RATTLING) 126 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:49,678 Um... Skurge? 127 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:51,680 (RATTLING) 128 00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:54,433 Is that important? 129 00:08:01,273 --> 00:08:03,192 SKURGE: You girls are in for a treat. 130 00:08:16,914 --> 00:08:18,582 (ROARING) 131 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:29,384 (MUSIC PLAYING) 132 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,528 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 133 00:08:47,611 --> 00:08:49,655 (SQUEAKING) 134 00:08:52,950 --> 00:08:54,952 (CREATURE EXHALES) 135 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,203 (BOTH SCREAMING) 136 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:57,287 Girls! 137 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:02,960 Well, well, well. Look who decided to pop in. 138 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:05,087 Thanks for scaring away my company 139 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:06,964 and drenching my workplace in brains. 140 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,048 Who are you? 141 00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:09,925 Don't you remember? I'm Skurge. 142 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:11,343 We fought together on Vanaheim. 143 00:09:11,510 --> 00:09:14,096 Right. Where is Heimdall? 144 00:09:14,263 --> 00:09:17,099 That traitor. No one knows. He's a fugitive of the throne. 145 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:18,725 Traitor? 146 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,269 Yeah. Well, you see, Odin charged Heimdall 147 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:21,478 with negligence of duty... 148 00:09:21,645 --> 00:09:23,564 but he disappeared before the trial. 149 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:24,773 Hard to catch a guy 150 00:09:24,857 --> 00:09:25,941 who can see everything in the universe. 151 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:27,067 Sure. 152 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:29,695 Hold on. I'm supposed to announce your arrival. 153 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:31,154 (WHOOSHES) 154 00:09:31,864 --> 00:09:33,448 (SIGHS) 155 00:09:47,963 --> 00:09:49,423 (ALL GASP) 156 00:09:53,719 --> 00:09:55,679 What the hell is that? 157 00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:02,519 (CHOIR VOCALIZING) 158 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:06,106 MAN 1: Oh, brother. This is it. 159 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:07,649 I take my leave. 160 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,527 MAN 2: You fool, you didn't listen! 161 00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:11,737 MAN 1: I'm sorry. 162 00:10:11,904 --> 00:10:12,946 Lady Sif, get help! 163 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,239 Somebody, help! 164 00:10:15,032 --> 00:10:16,491 MAN 1: Sorry for all I've done. 165 00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:18,368 Shh. It's all right. Hold on. 166 00:10:18,577 --> 00:10:21,955 I'm sorry I tried to rule Earth. 167 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,457 They'd be lucky to have you. 168 00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:26,627 I'm sorry about that thing with the Tesseract. 169 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,420 -I just couldn't help myself. -I know. 170 00:10:28,587 --> 00:10:29,796 I'm a trickster. 171 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,798 So mischievous. 172 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:34,676 Sorry about that time I turned you into a frog. 173 00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:36,261 It was a wonderful joke. 174 00:10:36,512 --> 00:10:38,555 'Twas indeed hilarious. (CHUCKLES) 175 00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:40,933 MAN 2: You are the savior of Asgard. 176 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:42,935 -Tell my story. -I will. 177 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:44,353 Build a statue for me. 178 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:46,230 We will build a big statue for you. 179 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:49,608 With my helmet on, with the big bendy horns. 180 00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:52,694 I will tell Father what you did here today. 181 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:54,530 I didn't do it for him. 182 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:58,158 I didn't do it for him. 183 00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:02,621 (GROANS) 184 00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:06,250 (VOCALIZING) 185 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:09,002 No! 186 00:11:09,086 --> 00:11:10,963 (SOBBING) 187 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:15,425 And so, Loki died of his wounds... 188 00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:17,511 giving his life for ours. 189 00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:20,347 He fought back those disgusting elves... 190 00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:22,307 he brought peace to the realm. 191 00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:24,768 Loki, my boy... 192 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:27,104 'twas many moons ago I found you 193 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,523 on that frostbitten battlefield. 194 00:11:29,982 --> 00:11:32,526 On that day, I did not yet see in you... 195 00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:34,987 Asgard's savior. No. 196 00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:39,658 You were merely a little blue baby icicle... 197 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:43,662 that melted this old fool's heart. 198 00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:45,163 (AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING) 199 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:48,625 Bravo! Bravo! Well done. Bravo. 200 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,423 Father. 201 00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:56,508 Oh, shit. 202 00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:59,178 Uh, my son, Thor, has returned! 203 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:02,472 -Greetings, my boy. -(SCATTERED APPLAUSE) 204 00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,224 It's an interesting play. What's it called? 205 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,351 The Tragedy of Loki of Asgard. 206 00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:08,478 The people wanted to commemorate him. 207 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:09,938 THOR: Ah, indeed they should. 208 00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:11,440 I like the statue. 209 00:12:11,607 --> 00:12:13,775 A lot better looking than he was when he was alive, though. 210 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:15,819 A little less weaselly, less greasy, maybe. 211 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,239 Do you know what this is? 212 00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:22,784 The skull of Surtur. That's a formidable weapon! 213 00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,494 Do me a favor. Lock this away in a vault... 214 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:26,288 so it doesn't turn into a giant monster 215 00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:27,873 and destroy the whole planet. 216 00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:31,043 Thank you, dear. Um... 217 00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:34,004 So it's back to Midgard for you, is it? 218 00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:35,214 Nope. 219 00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:38,425 I've been having this reoccurring dream lately. 220 00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:41,386 Every night, I see Asgard fall into ruins. 221 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:42,679 ODIN: That's just a silly dream... 222 00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:44,723 signs of an overactive imagination. 223 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:45,807 THOR: Possibly. 224 00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:48,060 But then I decide to go out there and investigate. 225 00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:49,311 And what do I find, 226 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:52,272 but the Nine Realms completely in chaos. 227 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:55,400 Enemies of Asgard assembling, plotting our demise... 228 00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:57,069 all while you, Odin, 229 00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:58,487 the protector of those Nine Realms... 230 00:12:58,654 --> 00:13:00,280 are sitting here in your bathrobe, 231 00:13:00,364 --> 00:13:01,406 eating grapes. 232 00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:03,825 Yes, it is best to respect our neighbors' freedom. 233 00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:06,995 Yes, of course, the freedom to be massacred. 234 00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:10,832 Yes, besides I've been rather busy myself. 235 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:12,000 Watching theater. 236 00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,086 Board meetings, and security council meetings... 237 00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:15,379 You're really gonna make me do it? 238 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,463 Do what? 239 00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:20,217 (ALL GASP) 240 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,427 You know that nothing will stop Mjolnir 241 00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:24,054 as it returns to my hand. 242 00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:25,681 Not even your face. 243 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:28,100 You've gone quite mad. You'll be executed for this. 244 00:13:28,267 --> 00:13:30,978 Then I'll see you on the other side, brother. 245 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,647 All right, I yield. 246 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:36,692 (ALL GASP) 247 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:44,741 Behold! 248 00:13:45,701 --> 00:13:46,910 Thor... 249 00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:49,079 -Odinson. -No. 250 00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:53,375 You had one job. Just the one. 251 00:13:55,127 --> 00:13:56,253 Where's Odin? 252 00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:58,046 You just couldn't stay away, could you? 253 00:13:58,130 --> 00:14:00,215 Everything was fine without you. 254 00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:03,051 Asgard was prospering. You've ruined everything. 255 00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:04,428 -Ask them. -Where's Father? 256 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,138 -Did you kill him? -You had what you wanted. 257 00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:07,222 You had the independence you asked for. 258 00:14:07,306 --> 00:14:08,348 (GRUNTS) Whoa, whoa, whoa! 259 00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:10,851 Okay. I know exactly where he is. 260 00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:18,734 (SIRENS BLARING IN DISTANCE) 261 00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:24,823 I swear I left him right here. 262 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,618 THOR: Right here on the sidewalk, 263 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:29,161 or right there where the building is being demolished? 264 00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:30,454 Great planning. 265 00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:31,788 How was I supposed to know? 266 00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:33,332 Can't see into the future. I'm not a witch. 267 00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:35,751 No? Then why do you dress like one? 268 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,794 -Hey. -I can't believe you're alive. 269 00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,463 I saw you die. 270 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:40,964 I mourned you, I cried for you. 271 00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:42,674 I'm honored. 272 00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:43,842 GIRL: Ask him. 273 00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:45,677 Hi. Would you mind taking a picture with us? 274 00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:48,055 -Oh, sure. -(GIRLS GIGGLING) 275 00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:49,973 Start figuring out where he is. 276 00:14:50,641 --> 00:14:51,642 -(CAMERA CLICKS) -GIRL: Oh, my God. 277 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,227 Sorry to hear that Jane dumped you. 278 00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,687 She didn't dump me, you know. 279 00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:58,190 I dumped her. It was a mutual dumping. 280 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:01,944 What's this? What are you doing? 281 00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:03,320 This isn't me. 282 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,571 (YELPS) 283 00:15:07,658 --> 00:15:08,659 THOR: (WHISPERS) Loki. 284 00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:11,036 (HORN HONKS) 285 00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:28,011 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 286 00:15:33,684 --> 00:15:35,727 Thor Odinson. 287 00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:47,823 God of Thunder. 288 00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:50,909 You can put down the umbrella. 289 00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,376 (THUDS) 290 00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:10,512 So, Earth has, uh, wizards now? 291 00:16:10,596 --> 00:16:12,848 -(CHUCKLING) -(CLATTERING) 292 00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:17,561 The preferred term is 293 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,605 "Master of the Mystic Arts." You can leave that now. 294 00:16:20,606 --> 00:16:22,107 All right, wizard. 295 00:16:22,191 --> 00:16:23,609 Who are you? Why should I care? 296 00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,736 My name is Doctor Stephen Strange, 297 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:27,821 and I have some questions for you. 298 00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:29,072 Take a seat. 299 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,245 Tea? 300 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:38,999 I don't drink tea. 301 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,375 What do you drink? 302 00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:41,752 Not tea. 303 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:46,840 So, I keep a watch list 304 00:16:46,924 --> 00:16:48,717 of individuals and beings from other realms... 305 00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:50,177 that may be a threat to this world. 306 00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:54,056 Your adopted brother, Loki, is one of those beings. 307 00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:56,892 He's a worthy inclusion. Hmm. 308 00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:00,479 Then why bring him here? 309 00:17:00,646 --> 00:17:02,272 We're looking for my father. 310 00:17:02,773 --> 00:17:05,983 So, if I were to tell you where Odin was... 311 00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:08,487 all parties concerned would promptly return to Asgard? 312 00:17:08,654 --> 00:17:09,655 Promptly. 313 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,156 Great! Then I'll help you. 314 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,659 If you knew where he was, why didn't you call me? 315 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,327 I have to tell you, he was adamant 316 00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:16,537 that he not be disturbed. 317 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:19,122 Your father said he had chosen to remain in exile. 318 00:17:19,957 --> 00:17:23,001 -Hmm. -And you don't have a phone. 319 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:25,087 No, I don't have a phone... 320 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:26,880 but you could have sent an electronic letter. 321 00:17:26,964 --> 00:17:28,048 It's called an email. 322 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,217 -Yeah, do you have a computer? -No. What for? 323 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,052 -Uh-huh. -Anyway, 324 00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:33,846 my father is no longer in exile. 325 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,556 So if you could tell me where he is, 326 00:17:35,639 --> 00:17:36,765 I can take him home. 327 00:17:36,932 --> 00:17:38,809 Gladly. He's in Norway. 328 00:17:39,518 --> 00:17:41,854 I'm just seeing whether this incantation 329 00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:45,065 requires any Asgardian modifications. 330 00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:46,817 Nope. 331 00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:48,902 Oh, we don't need that. 332 00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:53,615 (SIGHS) 333 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,159 Will you stop doing that? 334 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,203 (STAMMERS) 335 00:17:58,287 --> 00:18:01,164 I need just one strand of your hair. 336 00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:02,374 Let me explain something. 337 00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:04,877 My hair is not to be meddled with. (WINCES) 338 00:18:12,843 --> 00:18:14,136 We could have just walked. 339 00:18:16,889 --> 00:18:18,599 He's waiting for you. 340 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:19,975 All right. 341 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:21,602 Don't forget your umbrella. 342 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:22,936 Oh, yes. 343 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,646 (DISTANT CRASHING) 344 00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:28,692 (CRASHING CONTINUES) 345 00:18:30,736 --> 00:18:31,820 Sorry. 346 00:18:34,323 --> 00:18:36,074 There we go. 347 00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:39,328 I suppose I'll need my brother back. 348 00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:40,996 Oh, yeah. Right. 349 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,040 (LOKI SCREAMING) 350 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:44,833 (LOKI GRUNTING) 351 00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:49,755 I have been falling for 30 minutes! 352 00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:51,673 You can handle him from here. 353 00:18:52,216 --> 00:18:53,217 Yes. Of course. 354 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:54,760 Thank you very much for your help. 355 00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:55,844 Good luck. 356 00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:58,096 Handle me? Who are you? 357 00:18:58,805 --> 00:18:59,806 Loki. 358 00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:01,266 LOKI: You think you're some kind of sorcerer? 359 00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:02,976 Don't think for one minute, you second-rate... 360 00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:04,144 Bye-bye. 361 00:19:04,228 --> 00:19:05,896 (LOKI GRUNTING) 362 00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:10,192 (PANTING) 363 00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:13,779 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 364 00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:30,838 Father? 365 00:19:32,506 --> 00:19:35,384 Look at this place. It's beautiful. 366 00:19:40,389 --> 00:19:41,974 Father, it's us. 367 00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:46,854 My sons. 368 00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:49,356 I've been waiting for you. 369 00:19:49,523 --> 00:19:51,149 I know. We've come to take you home. 370 00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:52,901 Home, yes. 371 00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:57,114 Your mother, she calls me. 372 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,367 Do you hear it? 373 00:20:02,411 --> 00:20:03,954 Loki, lift your magic. 374 00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:06,540 (CHUCKLES) 375 00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:09,251 Took me quite a while to break free from your spell. 376 00:20:09,418 --> 00:20:10,919 Frigga would have been proud. 377 00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:12,713 Come and sit with me. I don't have much time. 378 00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:18,343 (ODIN SIGHS) 379 00:20:20,304 --> 00:20:21,930 I know that we failed you. 380 00:20:22,139 --> 00:20:23,515 But we can make this right. 381 00:20:24,183 --> 00:20:25,517 I failed you. 382 00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:29,229 It is upon us. Ragnarok. 383 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:32,441 No, I've stopped Ragnarok. I put an end to Surtur. 384 00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:33,817 No. 385 00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:36,445 It has already begun. She's coming. 386 00:20:37,738 --> 00:20:39,865 My life was all that held her back. 387 00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:41,241 But my time has come. 388 00:20:43,911 --> 00:20:45,704 I cannot keep her away any longer. 389 00:20:45,996 --> 00:20:48,081 Father, who are you talking about? 390 00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:51,168 Goddess of Death. Hela. 391 00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:53,795 My firstborn. 392 00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:55,923 Your sister. 393 00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:00,761 Your what? 394 00:21:03,222 --> 00:21:06,058 Her violent appetites grew beyond my control. 395 00:21:07,226 --> 00:21:10,395 I couldn't stop her, so I imprisoned her. 396 00:21:10,479 --> 00:21:11,897 Locked her away. 397 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:15,817 She draws her strength from Asgard... 398 00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:20,656 and once she gets there, her powers will be limitless. 399 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:22,282 Whatever she is, we can stop her together. 400 00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:23,450 We can face her together. 401 00:21:23,617 --> 00:21:24,618 No, we won't. 402 00:21:25,911 --> 00:21:27,913 I'm on a different path now. 403 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,540 This you must face alone. 404 00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:33,627 I love you, my sons. 405 00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:37,840 Look at that. 406 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,428 Remember this place. 407 00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:46,473 Home. 408 00:21:48,559 --> 00:21:50,602 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 409 00:22:14,084 --> 00:22:15,961 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 410 00:22:18,881 --> 00:22:20,924 (WIND HOWLING) 411 00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:24,928 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 412 00:22:26,305 --> 00:22:27,389 Brother. 413 00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:31,602 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) 414 00:22:33,103 --> 00:22:35,105 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 415 00:22:35,189 --> 00:22:38,066 This was your doing. 416 00:22:53,832 --> 00:22:55,709 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 417 00:23:05,928 --> 00:23:07,804 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 418 00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:21,693 So he's gone. 419 00:23:25,364 --> 00:23:27,699 That's a shame. I would've liked to have seen that. 420 00:23:28,158 --> 00:23:29,701 You must be Hela. 421 00:23:31,370 --> 00:23:32,829 I'm Thor, son of Odin. 422 00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:36,625 Really? You don't look like him. 423 00:23:36,792 --> 00:23:38,544 Perhaps we can come to an arrangement. 424 00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:40,587 You sound like him. 425 00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:43,674 Kneel. 426 00:23:43,841 --> 00:23:45,175 Beg your pardon? 427 00:23:49,513 --> 00:23:51,056 Kneel. 428 00:23:54,268 --> 00:23:56,019 Before your queen. 429 00:23:57,312 --> 00:23:58,689 I don't think so. 430 00:23:59,857 --> 00:24:00,858 (GRUNTS) 431 00:24:03,569 --> 00:24:05,612 (VIBRATING) 432 00:24:09,408 --> 00:24:11,535 It's not possible. 433 00:24:12,661 --> 00:24:16,331 Darling, you have no idea what's possible. 434 00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:21,628 (BOTH GROANING) 435 00:24:28,093 --> 00:24:29,887 (BOTH PANTING) 436 00:24:36,268 --> 00:24:37,436 Bring us back! 437 00:24:37,603 --> 00:24:38,687 No! 438 00:24:47,696 --> 00:24:48,780 Loki! 439 00:24:55,329 --> 00:24:56,872 (LOKI SCREAMING) 440 00:24:58,540 --> 00:24:59,541 (THOR GRUNTS) 441 00:25:35,869 --> 00:25:37,329 Who are you? What have you done with Thor? 442 00:25:38,330 --> 00:25:39,331 (YELLS) 443 00:25:39,414 --> 00:25:40,624 (GROANS) 444 00:25:42,626 --> 00:25:43,794 I'm Hela. 445 00:25:46,046 --> 00:25:48,090 I'm just a janitor. 446 00:25:49,132 --> 00:25:52,302 You look like a smart boy with good survival instincts. 447 00:25:55,264 --> 00:25:57,057 How would you like a job? 448 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,228 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 449 00:26:51,904 --> 00:26:52,905 (GRUNTS) 450 00:26:56,742 --> 00:26:58,744 (GROANING) 451 00:27:00,996 --> 00:27:02,664 (DISTANT THUDDING) 452 00:27:15,719 --> 00:27:17,387 (THUNDER CRACKS) 453 00:27:37,157 --> 00:27:39,159 (ALARM BLARING) 454 00:28:08,438 --> 00:28:10,399 Are you a fighter? 455 00:28:10,816 --> 00:28:12,192 Or are you food? 456 00:28:12,734 --> 00:28:14,570 I'm just passing through. 457 00:28:14,945 --> 00:28:16,363 It is food. 458 00:28:16,530 --> 00:28:17,656 On your knees. 459 00:28:21,285 --> 00:28:22,494 (COCKS GUN) 460 00:28:23,203 --> 00:28:25,372 -(SCRAPPER SCREAMS) -(GRUNTS) 461 00:28:29,585 --> 00:28:30,586 (GROANING) 462 00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:36,717 (ENGINE WHIRRING) 463 00:28:40,554 --> 00:28:41,638 (ALL EXCLAIM) 464 00:29:00,324 --> 00:29:01,867 -(GLASS SHATTERS) -He's mine. 465 00:29:11,084 --> 00:29:12,211 Wait! 466 00:29:17,090 --> 00:29:18,342 (SQUELCHES) 467 00:29:21,011 --> 00:29:22,221 Wait! 468 00:29:24,473 --> 00:29:25,557 He's mine. 469 00:29:25,724 --> 00:29:28,936 So if you want him, you go through me. 470 00:29:29,102 --> 00:29:30,521 But we've already got him. 471 00:29:32,314 --> 00:29:35,150 All right, then. I guess I go through you. 472 00:29:35,692 --> 00:29:37,152 -(COCKS GUN) -More food. 473 00:29:42,449 --> 00:29:44,326 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 474 00:29:46,370 --> 00:29:47,955 (POWERING UP) 475 00:29:52,751 --> 00:29:54,044 (ALL SCREAMING) 476 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:00,884 (SIGHS) 477 00:30:03,554 --> 00:30:05,430 (PANTING) 478 00:30:06,056 --> 00:30:07,266 (GRUNTING) 479 00:30:08,809 --> 00:30:10,394 (SCRAPPER SCREAMS) 480 00:30:11,353 --> 00:30:13,772 -(DISTANT CRASH) -Thank you. 481 00:30:15,566 --> 00:30:16,733 (GROANS) 482 00:30:46,847 --> 00:30:47,931 (GROANS) 483 00:30:49,099 --> 00:30:52,686 Scrapper 142. I need clearance and an audience with the boss. 484 00:30:53,145 --> 00:30:54,938 I've got something special. 485 00:30:55,105 --> 00:30:57,441 Hey! Where are you taking me? 486 00:30:58,734 --> 00:31:00,068 Answer me! 487 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:01,570 Hey! 488 00:31:01,737 --> 00:31:04,364 I am Thor, son of Odin. I need to get back to Asgard. 489 00:31:05,449 --> 00:31:07,743 -Many apologies, your majesty. -(DEVICE BEEPING) 490 00:31:07,826 --> 00:31:09,203 (GROANING) 491 00:31:36,271 --> 00:31:39,942 It's come to my attention that you don't know who I am. 492 00:31:46,907 --> 00:31:50,452 I am Hela, Odin's firstborn... 493 00:31:50,619 --> 00:31:52,996 the commander of the Legions of Asgard... 494 00:31:53,163 --> 00:31:54,790 the rightful heir to the throne, 495 00:31:54,873 --> 00:31:56,917 and the Goddess of Death. 496 00:32:01,088 --> 00:32:03,715 My father is dead. 497 00:32:03,882 --> 00:32:05,759 As are the princes. You're welcome. 498 00:32:06,385 --> 00:32:07,719 We were once the seat 499 00:32:07,803 --> 00:32:09,847 of absolute power in the cosmos. 500 00:32:10,013 --> 00:32:12,182 Our supremacy was unchallenged. 501 00:32:12,349 --> 00:32:15,435 Yet Odin stopped at Nine Realms. 502 00:32:15,602 --> 00:32:19,022 Our destiny is to rule over all others. 503 00:32:20,107 --> 00:32:23,235 And I am here to restore that power. 504 00:32:24,361 --> 00:32:25,988 Kneel before me... 505 00:32:26,154 --> 00:32:30,200 and rise into the ranks of my great conquest. 506 00:32:31,577 --> 00:32:33,328 Whoever you are... 507 00:32:33,495 --> 00:32:36,498 whatever you've done, surrender now! 508 00:32:36,665 --> 00:32:38,876 Or we will show you no mercy. 509 00:32:39,042 --> 00:32:40,627 Whoever I am? 510 00:32:40,711 --> 00:32:43,255 Did you listen to a word I said? 511 00:32:43,422 --> 00:32:45,465 This is your last warning! 512 00:32:47,718 --> 00:32:49,928 I thought you'd be happy to see me. 513 00:32:53,265 --> 00:32:54,474 (SIGHS) 514 00:32:55,517 --> 00:32:56,810 Fine. 515 00:33:01,815 --> 00:33:03,150 (GRUNTING) 516 00:33:10,115 --> 00:33:11,533 SOLDIER: Charge! 517 00:33:11,617 --> 00:33:12,618 (ALL YELLING) 518 00:33:15,746 --> 00:33:17,289 (MEN GROANING) 519 00:33:26,089 --> 00:33:27,549 (GUNS FIRING) 520 00:33:39,436 --> 00:33:41,688 (MEN GROANING) 521 00:33:43,982 --> 00:33:45,150 (BONES CRUNCHING) 522 00:33:50,864 --> 00:33:51,949 (GRUNTS) 523 00:34:05,462 --> 00:34:08,382 Oh, I've missed this. 524 00:34:08,549 --> 00:34:10,300 Still, it's a shame. 525 00:34:10,467 --> 00:34:12,636 Good soldiers dying for nothing... 526 00:34:12,803 --> 00:34:15,097 all because they couldn't see the future. 527 00:34:15,264 --> 00:34:16,598 Sad. 528 00:34:16,723 --> 00:34:19,851 -(HOGUN GROANING) -Oh, look, still alive. 529 00:34:19,935 --> 00:34:21,812 (GROANING) 530 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:29,110 Change of heart? 531 00:34:29,277 --> 00:34:31,737 Go back to whatever cave you crept out of. 532 00:34:33,072 --> 00:34:34,533 You evil demoness! 533 00:34:35,284 --> 00:34:36,534 (GROANS) 534 00:34:38,453 --> 00:34:40,496 HELA: Let's go see my palace. 535 00:35:02,060 --> 00:35:03,896 (DOOR OPENS) 536 00:35:03,979 --> 00:35:05,606 (MACHINERY POWERING UP) 537 00:35:11,403 --> 00:35:13,739 FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Fear not, for you are found. 538 00:35:15,824 --> 00:35:17,784 You are home, and there is no going back. 539 00:35:18,660 --> 00:35:19,661 (STRAINS) 540 00:35:20,662 --> 00:35:23,165 No one leaves this place. 541 00:35:23,332 --> 00:35:25,000 But what is this place? 542 00:35:25,167 --> 00:35:28,420 The answer is Sakaar. 543 00:35:28,504 --> 00:35:30,172 (SWEEPING MUSIC PLAYING) 544 00:35:30,255 --> 00:35:31,715 Surrounded by cosmic gateways... 545 00:35:32,591 --> 00:35:35,427 Sakaar lives on the edge of the known and unknown. 546 00:35:35,594 --> 00:35:37,304 It is the collection point 547 00:35:37,387 --> 00:35:39,139 for all lost and unloved things... 548 00:35:39,306 --> 00:35:41,016 like you. 549 00:35:41,183 --> 00:35:43,936 But here on Sakaar, you are significant. 550 00:35:44,102 --> 00:35:45,604 You are valuable. 551 00:35:45,771 --> 00:35:47,147 Here you are loved. 552 00:35:47,314 --> 00:35:48,315 What the hell? 553 00:35:48,482 --> 00:35:51,610 And no one loves you more than the Grandmaster. 554 00:35:51,777 --> 00:35:53,695 He is the original, 555 00:35:53,779 --> 00:35:55,948 the first lost and the first found... 556 00:35:56,114 --> 00:35:57,282 the creator of Sakaar... 557 00:35:57,449 --> 00:36:00,702 and father of the Contest of Champions. 558 00:36:00,869 --> 00:36:05,165 Where once you were nothing, now you are something. 559 00:36:05,332 --> 00:36:08,502 You are the property of the Grandmaster. 560 00:36:08,669 --> 00:36:10,128 Congratulations! 561 00:36:10,295 --> 00:36:13,799 You will meet the Grandmaster in 5 seconds. 562 00:36:14,258 --> 00:36:15,634 Prepare yourself. 563 00:36:17,511 --> 00:36:18,762 Prepare yourself. 564 00:36:20,347 --> 00:36:23,642 You are now meeting the Grandmaster. 565 00:36:23,725 --> 00:36:25,060 (SCREAMING) 566 00:36:32,359 --> 00:36:33,694 Hmm, hmm, hmm. 567 00:36:33,986 --> 00:36:35,237 (STRAINING) 568 00:36:36,405 --> 00:36:38,657 He's wonderful. It is a he? 569 00:36:38,866 --> 00:36:40,075 It is a he. 570 00:36:40,158 --> 00:36:41,201 Yeah. 571 00:36:41,285 --> 00:36:43,287 I love when you come to visit, 142. 572 00:36:43,453 --> 00:36:45,080 You bring me the best stuff. 573 00:36:45,247 --> 00:36:46,999 Whenever we get to talking, Topaz, 574 00:36:47,082 --> 00:36:48,792 about Scrapper 142... 575 00:36:48,959 --> 00:36:50,377 what do I always say? 576 00:36:50,460 --> 00:36:52,504 "She is the..." And it starts with a "B." 577 00:36:52,671 --> 00:36:53,714 Trash. 578 00:36:54,715 --> 00:36:56,592 No, not trash. 579 00:36:57,384 --> 00:36:58,802 Were you waiting just to call her that? 580 00:36:58,886 --> 00:37:00,429 It doesn't start with a "B." 581 00:37:00,596 --> 00:37:01,722 Booze hag. 582 00:37:04,391 --> 00:37:06,727 Uh, I'm so sorry. No, "best." I was thinking about "best." 583 00:37:06,894 --> 00:37:08,103 'Cause I always say you're the best. 584 00:37:08,270 --> 00:37:10,189 She brought me my beloved champion, you know. 585 00:37:10,355 --> 00:37:12,149 You say that every time she's here. 586 00:37:12,316 --> 00:37:13,483 What have you brought today? Tell me. 587 00:37:13,942 --> 00:37:14,943 A contender. 588 00:37:15,110 --> 00:37:16,195 A what? 589 00:37:16,361 --> 00:37:18,363 I need to go closer. I want a closer look at this. 590 00:37:18,530 --> 00:37:20,490 Can you take us closer? Thank you. 591 00:37:20,699 --> 00:37:22,951 (SNAPPING FINGERS) 592 00:37:33,045 --> 00:37:34,046 Pay this lady. 593 00:37:34,213 --> 00:37:35,964 Just wait a damn minute. 594 00:37:36,131 --> 00:37:38,550 (STRAINING) I'm not for sale. 595 00:37:38,634 --> 00:37:39,718 (GRUNTS) 596 00:37:42,262 --> 00:37:43,430 (GROANING) 597 00:37:44,765 --> 00:37:46,433 (CHUCKLES) Man, he's a fighter. 598 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:47,935 I take 10 million. 599 00:37:48,101 --> 00:37:49,144 Tell her she's dreaming. 600 00:37:49,311 --> 00:37:51,271 Oh, for heaven's sakes, transfer the units. 601 00:37:51,730 --> 00:37:52,731 (DEVICE BEEPS) 602 00:37:58,278 --> 00:37:59,863 (WEAKLY) You'll pay for this. 603 00:38:00,030 --> 00:38:01,406 No, I got paid for this. 604 00:38:03,242 --> 00:38:04,785 -Here's what I wanna know. -(DEVICE BEEPS) 605 00:38:06,453 --> 00:38:07,454 Who are you? 606 00:38:07,538 --> 00:38:11,750 I am the God of Thunder. 607 00:38:12,251 --> 00:38:14,002 -(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) -Wow. 608 00:38:15,087 --> 00:38:16,296 I didn't hear any thunder, 609 00:38:16,380 --> 00:38:18,841 but out of your fingers, was that sparkles? 610 00:38:19,216 --> 00:38:21,176 We've located your cousin. 611 00:38:21,510 --> 00:38:22,928 Uh, oh, good! 612 00:38:23,095 --> 00:38:25,264 Yeah, come on. I think you're gonna like this. 613 00:38:25,430 --> 00:38:26,431 There he is. 614 00:38:26,515 --> 00:38:27,766 Hey, cuz. 615 00:38:28,350 --> 00:38:30,561 We almost couldn't find you. What, you been hiding? 616 00:38:30,644 --> 00:38:31,937 Hi. 617 00:38:32,229 --> 00:38:33,438 -(GROANS) -GRANDMASTER: Hmm. 618 00:38:33,522 --> 00:38:34,731 So... 619 00:38:34,898 --> 00:38:35,983 Please. 620 00:38:36,650 --> 00:38:38,193 (GROANS) I'm sorry. 621 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:39,528 Yeah. 622 00:38:39,695 --> 00:38:40,946 Carlo... 623 00:38:42,072 --> 00:38:43,282 I pardon you. 624 00:38:43,448 --> 00:38:44,867 (SIGHS) Oh, thank you. 625 00:38:44,950 --> 00:38:45,993 Thank you. 626 00:38:46,326 --> 00:38:49,204 You're officially pardoned. From life. 627 00:38:49,288 --> 00:38:51,206 -(SCREAMING) -(SIZZLING) 628 00:38:54,001 --> 00:38:56,170 (GROANS) Help me. 629 00:38:57,004 --> 00:38:59,631 Oh, my God! 630 00:38:59,798 --> 00:39:01,800 I'm stepping in it. I'm stepping in it. Look! 631 00:39:02,467 --> 00:39:03,760 Wow. 632 00:39:04,178 --> 00:39:05,762 Oh, the smell. 633 00:39:06,180 --> 00:39:07,389 What does it smell like? 634 00:39:07,556 --> 00:39:09,725 -Burnt toast. -(CHUCKLES) 635 00:39:09,808 --> 00:39:11,602 What happened to my manners? 636 00:39:11,894 --> 00:39:13,437 I haven't properly introduced myself. 637 00:39:13,604 --> 00:39:15,522 Come on. Uh, follow me. 638 00:39:15,939 --> 00:39:17,941 -(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) -My name is Grandmaster. 639 00:39:18,108 --> 00:39:19,776 I preside over a little harlequinade 640 00:39:19,860 --> 00:39:21,528 called the Contest of Champions. 641 00:39:21,695 --> 00:39:22,946 People come from far and wide 642 00:39:23,030 --> 00:39:24,406 to unwillingly participate in it. 643 00:39:24,573 --> 00:39:25,616 And you, my friend, 644 00:39:25,699 --> 00:39:27,159 might just be part of the new cast. 645 00:39:27,242 --> 00:39:28,327 What do you say to that? 646 00:39:28,493 --> 00:39:30,621 We're not friends and I don't give a shit about your games. 647 00:39:30,787 --> 00:39:32,122 I'm going back to Asgard. 648 00:39:32,331 --> 00:39:34,541 -Ass-gard. -(MUSIC CONTINUES) 649 00:39:35,209 --> 00:39:37,377 One, two, three, four. 650 00:39:38,837 --> 00:39:41,006 LOKI: There was a wormhole in space and time beneath me. 651 00:39:41,173 --> 00:39:44,468 At that moment, I let go. (LAUGHS) 652 00:39:44,551 --> 00:39:45,677 Loki? 653 00:39:46,970 --> 00:39:48,680 Loki! Loki! 654 00:39:48,847 --> 00:39:52,226 -Over here. Over here. -(LAUGHING) 655 00:39:52,309 --> 00:39:53,685 -Excuse me one second. -Loki! 656 00:39:54,102 --> 00:39:55,479 -(SHUSHING) -(BOTH WHISPERING) 657 00:39:55,562 --> 00:39:56,647 -What? -You're alive? 658 00:39:56,813 --> 00:39:58,607 -Yes, of course I'm alive. -What are you doing here? 659 00:39:58,774 --> 00:39:59,775 What do you mean, what am I doing? 660 00:39:59,858 --> 00:40:00,943 I'm stuck in this stupid chair. 661 00:40:01,026 --> 00:40:02,486 -Where's your chair? -I didn't get a chair. 662 00:40:02,569 --> 00:40:03,904 -Get me out of this one. -I can't. 663 00:40:03,987 --> 00:40:05,322 -Get me out. What? -I can't. 664 00:40:05,405 --> 00:40:06,406 I've made friends with this man. 665 00:40:06,490 --> 00:40:07,491 He's called the Grandmaster. 666 00:40:07,574 --> 00:40:08,909 -Oh, he's crazy! -I've gained his favor. 667 00:40:08,992 --> 00:40:10,577 The Bifrost brought me out here weeks ago. 668 00:40:10,744 --> 00:40:11,870 -Weeks ago? -Yes. 669 00:40:12,037 --> 00:40:13,038 I just got here. 670 00:40:13,205 --> 00:40:14,289 (WHISPERS) What are you whispering about? 671 00:40:14,373 --> 00:40:15,415 (YELPS) 672 00:40:15,499 --> 00:40:17,251 Time works real different around these parts. 673 00:40:17,417 --> 00:40:20,462 On any other world, I'd be, like, millions of years old. 674 00:40:20,629 --> 00:40:22,256 But here on Sakaar... 675 00:40:22,339 --> 00:40:24,174 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 676 00:40:27,678 --> 00:40:30,347 In any case, you know this, uh... 677 00:40:30,514 --> 00:40:31,765 You call yourself Lord of Thunder? 678 00:40:31,932 --> 00:40:34,268 God of Thunder. Tell him. 679 00:40:34,434 --> 00:40:36,103 I've never met this man in my life. 680 00:40:36,270 --> 00:40:37,896 -He's my brother. -Adopted. 681 00:40:38,063 --> 00:40:39,231 Is he any kind of a fighter? 682 00:40:39,314 --> 00:40:40,357 (LAUGHS) You take this thing 683 00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:41,483 out of my neck and I'll show you. 684 00:40:41,650 --> 00:40:43,360 Now, listen to that. He's threatening me. 685 00:40:43,527 --> 00:40:45,487 Hey, Sparkles, here's the deal. 686 00:40:45,654 --> 00:40:47,865 If you wanna get back to Ass-place, Assberg... 687 00:40:48,031 --> 00:40:49,116 Asgard. 688 00:40:49,199 --> 00:40:52,160 Any contender who defeats my champion... 689 00:40:52,244 --> 00:40:54,079 their freedom they shall win. 690 00:40:54,246 --> 00:40:55,789 Fine. Then point me in the direction 691 00:40:55,873 --> 00:40:57,457 of whoever's ass I have to kick! 692 00:40:57,624 --> 00:41:00,169 That's what I call, contender. 693 00:41:00,335 --> 00:41:02,754 Direction would be this way, Lord. 694 00:41:03,088 --> 00:41:04,423 Ah! Loki! 695 00:41:08,302 --> 00:41:09,845 (GRUNTING) 696 00:41:10,637 --> 00:41:12,639 Hey, hey, hey. Take it easy, man. 697 00:41:13,265 --> 00:41:14,975 -(PANTING) -Over here. 698 00:41:15,142 --> 00:41:16,727 The pile of rocks waving at you. Here. 699 00:41:16,894 --> 00:41:19,438 Yeah, I'm actually a thing. I'm a being. 700 00:41:19,605 --> 00:41:21,190 Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Korg. 701 00:41:21,273 --> 00:41:22,691 I'm kind of like the leader in here. 702 00:41:22,858 --> 00:41:24,610 I'm made of rocks, as you can see. 703 00:41:24,693 --> 00:41:26,278 But don't let that intimidate you. 704 00:41:26,445 --> 00:41:27,613 You don't need to be afraid 705 00:41:27,696 --> 00:41:29,364 unless you're made of scissors. (CHUCKLES) 706 00:41:29,531 --> 00:41:30,699 Just a little rock-paper-scissor 707 00:41:30,782 --> 00:41:31,825 joke for you. 708 00:41:31,992 --> 00:41:34,745 This is my very good friend over here, Miek. 709 00:41:34,912 --> 00:41:37,664 He's an insect and has knives for hands. 710 00:41:38,290 --> 00:41:39,750 You're a Kronan, aren't you? 711 00:41:39,917 --> 00:41:42,503 -That I am. -How'd you end up in here? 712 00:41:42,669 --> 00:41:44,379 Ah, well, I tried to start a revolution, 713 00:41:44,463 --> 00:41:45,631 but didn't print enough pamphlets. 714 00:41:45,797 --> 00:41:47,174 So hardly anyone turned up, 715 00:41:47,257 --> 00:41:49,968 except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. 716 00:41:50,135 --> 00:41:51,470 As punishment, I was forced 717 00:41:51,553 --> 00:41:53,972 to be in here and become a gladiator. 718 00:41:54,139 --> 00:41:55,599 Bit of a promotional disaster, that one. 719 00:41:55,766 --> 00:41:58,477 But I'm actually organizing another revolution. 720 00:41:58,644 --> 00:41:59,645 I don't know if you'd be interested 721 00:41:59,728 --> 00:42:00,771 in something like that. 722 00:42:00,854 --> 00:42:02,648 Do you reckon you'd be interested? 723 00:42:04,816 --> 00:42:05,901 How did you... 724 00:42:06,068 --> 00:42:08,779 Ah, yeah, no. This whole thing is a circle. 725 00:42:08,946 --> 00:42:12,115 But not a real circle, more like a freaky circle. 726 00:42:12,282 --> 00:42:13,492 This doesn't make any sense. 727 00:42:13,575 --> 00:42:14,952 No, nothing makes sense here, man. 728 00:42:15,118 --> 00:42:16,495 The only thing that does make sense 729 00:42:16,578 --> 00:42:18,121 is that nothing makes sense. 730 00:42:18,288 --> 00:42:20,624 Has anyone here fought the Grandmaster's champion? 731 00:42:20,791 --> 00:42:21,875 Doug has. 732 00:42:22,042 --> 00:42:23,043 Doug! 733 00:42:23,210 --> 00:42:24,294 Our luck, Doug's dead. 734 00:42:24,378 --> 00:42:25,379 That's right. 735 00:42:25,546 --> 00:42:26,547 Everyone who fights 736 00:42:26,630 --> 00:42:27,965 the Grandmaster's champion perishes. 737 00:42:28,131 --> 00:42:29,800 What about you? You're made of rocks. 738 00:42:29,967 --> 00:42:32,636 Perishable rock. There you go. Another one gone. 739 00:42:32,803 --> 00:42:34,596 Yeah, no, I just do the smaller fights, 740 00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:36,640 warm up the crowd and whatnot. 741 00:42:36,807 --> 00:42:38,559 Wait. You're not gonna face him, are you? 742 00:42:38,725 --> 00:42:40,185 Yes, I am. 743 00:42:40,352 --> 00:42:42,187 Gonna fight him, win, 744 00:42:42,271 --> 00:42:43,856 and get the hell out of this place. 745 00:42:44,231 --> 00:42:46,149 That's exactly what Doug used to say. 746 00:42:46,316 --> 00:42:49,027 See you later, new Doug. 747 00:42:57,953 --> 00:42:59,872 Does no one remember me? 748 00:43:00,372 --> 00:43:02,833 Has no one been taught our history? 749 00:43:08,422 --> 00:43:09,882 Look at these lies. 750 00:43:10,591 --> 00:43:12,050 Goblets and garden parties? 751 00:43:14,261 --> 00:43:15,929 Peace treaties? 752 00:43:16,722 --> 00:43:17,973 Odin... 753 00:43:18,140 --> 00:43:19,766 proud to have it... 754 00:43:19,933 --> 00:43:21,310 ashamed of how he got it. 755 00:43:21,393 --> 00:43:22,644 (GRUNTING) 756 00:43:40,579 --> 00:43:42,831 We were unstoppable. 757 00:43:42,998 --> 00:43:44,958 I was his weapon in the conquest 758 00:43:45,042 --> 00:43:47,586 that built Asgard's empire. 759 00:43:50,339 --> 00:43:53,717 One by one, the realms became ours. 760 00:43:53,884 --> 00:43:58,096 But then, simply because my ambition outgrew his... 761 00:43:58,263 --> 00:44:02,935 he banished me, caged me, locked me away like an animal. 762 00:44:03,185 --> 00:44:05,979 Before that, Asgard's warriors were honored... 763 00:44:06,146 --> 00:44:09,775 their bodies buried as heroes beneath this very palace. 764 00:44:20,911 --> 00:44:22,704 -Odin's treasures. -Fake. 765 00:44:23,705 --> 00:44:24,790 (CLATTERS) 766 00:44:24,873 --> 00:44:27,417 Most of the stuff in here is fake. 767 00:44:28,001 --> 00:44:29,211 Or weak. 768 00:44:31,296 --> 00:44:33,298 Smaller than I thought it would be. 769 00:44:34,383 --> 00:44:35,843 That's not bad. 770 00:44:35,926 --> 00:44:37,719 (GASPS) But this... 771 00:44:38,303 --> 00:44:40,430 The Eternal Flame. 772 00:44:41,431 --> 00:44:43,308 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 773 00:45:08,584 --> 00:45:10,836 Want to see what true power really looks like? 774 00:45:20,762 --> 00:45:21,889 (THUDS) 775 00:45:39,781 --> 00:45:42,451 Fenris, my darling, what have they done to you? 776 00:45:44,912 --> 00:45:48,999 With the Eternal Flame, you are reborn. 777 00:45:55,923 --> 00:45:57,591 (GROWLING) 778 00:46:04,598 --> 00:46:06,517 I've missed you. 779 00:46:07,351 --> 00:46:09,269 I've missed you all. 780 00:46:11,980 --> 00:46:13,023 THOR: Odin... 781 00:46:13,273 --> 00:46:16,568 I bid you take your place in the halls of Valhalla... 782 00:46:16,735 --> 00:46:19,112 where the brave shall live forever. 783 00:46:20,531 --> 00:46:22,950 Nor shall we mourn but rejoice... 784 00:46:23,116 --> 00:46:24,409 for those that have died... 785 00:46:24,493 --> 00:46:25,827 THOR AND LOKI: ...the glorious death. 786 00:46:33,877 --> 00:46:35,295 Hurts, doesn't it? 787 00:46:35,462 --> 00:46:36,463 Being lied to. 788 00:46:37,506 --> 00:46:38,841 Being told you're one thing 789 00:46:38,924 --> 00:46:40,926 and then learning it's all a fiction. 790 00:46:45,764 --> 00:46:47,766 You didn't think I'd really come and see you, did you? 791 00:46:47,933 --> 00:46:49,685 This place is disgusting. 792 00:46:50,769 --> 00:46:52,104 (ROCK CLATTERS) 793 00:46:52,187 --> 00:46:54,064 Does this mean you don't want my help? 794 00:46:54,231 --> 00:46:56,233 Look, I couldn't jeopardize my position with the Grandmaster. 795 00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:58,026 It took me time to win his trust. 796 00:46:58,110 --> 00:46:59,361 He's a lunatic, but he can be amenable. 797 00:46:59,528 --> 00:47:01,113 What I'm telling you is, 798 00:47:01,196 --> 00:47:02,781 you could join me at the Grandmaster's side. 799 00:47:02,948 --> 00:47:04,241 Perhaps, in time, 800 00:47:04,324 --> 00:47:07,578 an accident befalls the Grandmaster, and then... 801 00:47:08,161 --> 00:47:09,997 (MOUTHING WORDS) 802 00:47:12,332 --> 00:47:13,750 (ROCK CLATTERS) 803 00:47:13,834 --> 00:47:16,211 You're not seriously thinking of going back, are you? 804 00:47:18,714 --> 00:47:21,383 Our sister destroyed your hammer 805 00:47:21,466 --> 00:47:22,843 like a piece of glass. 806 00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:25,512 She's stronger than both of us. She's stronger than you. 807 00:47:25,679 --> 00:47:27,097 You don't stand a chance. 808 00:47:27,264 --> 00:47:29,433 Do you understand what I'm saying to you? 809 00:47:31,226 --> 00:47:32,477 (SCOFFS) 810 00:47:33,854 --> 00:47:34,938 Fine. 811 00:47:37,566 --> 00:47:40,152 I guess I'll just have to go it alone. 812 00:47:41,069 --> 00:47:42,070 Like I've always done. 813 00:47:45,073 --> 00:47:46,366 Would you say something? 814 00:47:49,036 --> 00:47:50,579 Say something! 815 00:47:51,705 --> 00:47:53,916 What would you like me to say? 816 00:47:54,291 --> 00:47:56,502 You faked your own death... 817 00:47:56,668 --> 00:47:59,171 you stole the throne, stripped Odin of his power... 818 00:47:59,338 --> 00:48:01,006 stranded him on Earth to die, 819 00:48:01,089 --> 00:48:02,633 releasing the Goddess of Death. 820 00:48:03,133 --> 00:48:04,510 Have I said enough or would you like me to go back 821 00:48:04,593 --> 00:48:06,512 further than the past two days? 822 00:48:08,138 --> 00:48:09,598 You know, I haven't seen this 823 00:48:09,681 --> 00:48:11,725 beloved champion he talks of... 824 00:48:11,892 --> 00:48:13,894 but I've heard he is astonishingly savage. 825 00:48:14,603 --> 00:48:17,272 I've placed a large wager against you tomorrow. 826 00:48:18,524 --> 00:48:19,650 Don't let me down. 827 00:48:21,693 --> 00:48:22,819 (GLASS SHATTERS) 828 00:48:23,612 --> 00:48:25,113 KORG: Piss off, ghost! 829 00:48:27,574 --> 00:48:29,159 He's freaking gone. 830 00:48:35,249 --> 00:48:36,375 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 831 00:48:37,543 --> 00:48:38,544 KORG: Oh, yuck! 832 00:48:38,710 --> 00:48:40,754 There's still someone's hair and blood all over this. 833 00:48:40,921 --> 00:48:42,381 Guys, can you clean up the weapons 834 00:48:42,464 --> 00:48:43,674 once you finish your fight? 835 00:48:43,757 --> 00:48:44,758 Disgusting slobs. 836 00:48:46,093 --> 00:48:47,594 Oh, Thor... 837 00:48:47,761 --> 00:48:49,763 wanna use a big wooden fork? 838 00:48:50,138 --> 00:48:51,139 No. 839 00:48:51,306 --> 00:48:52,474 Yeah, not really useful. 840 00:48:52,641 --> 00:48:54,393 Unless you're fighting off three vampires 841 00:48:54,476 --> 00:48:56,144 that were huddled together. 842 00:48:56,812 --> 00:48:58,480 I really wish I had my hammer. 843 00:48:58,856 --> 00:48:59,857 Hammer? 844 00:48:59,940 --> 00:49:01,650 Quite unique. It was made from this 845 00:49:01,733 --> 00:49:03,735 special metal from the heart of a dying star. 846 00:49:04,319 --> 00:49:05,737 And when I spun it really, really fast, 847 00:49:05,821 --> 00:49:07,114 it gave me the ability to fly. 848 00:49:07,281 --> 00:49:08,407 You rode a hammer? 849 00:49:08,574 --> 00:49:10,117 No, I didn't ride the hammer. 850 00:49:10,284 --> 00:49:11,577 The hammer rode you on your back? 851 00:49:11,743 --> 00:49:13,537 No. I used to spin it really fast, 852 00:49:13,620 --> 00:49:15,122 and it would pull me off the... 853 00:49:15,289 --> 00:49:17,291 Oh, my God. A hammer pulled you off? 854 00:49:17,457 --> 00:49:19,209 The ground. It would pull me off the ground, 855 00:49:19,293 --> 00:49:21,170 up into the air, and I would fly. 856 00:49:21,336 --> 00:49:22,379 Every time I threw it, 857 00:49:22,462 --> 00:49:24,339 it would always come back to me. 858 00:49:24,506 --> 00:49:25,757 Sounds like you had a pretty special 859 00:49:25,841 --> 00:49:27,176 and intimate relationship with this hammer... 860 00:49:27,342 --> 00:49:28,427 and that losing it 861 00:49:28,510 --> 00:49:30,470 was almost comparable to losing a loved one. 862 00:49:31,388 --> 00:49:33,599 That's a nice way of putting it. 863 00:49:35,225 --> 00:49:36,602 I said they're mine. 864 00:49:37,936 --> 00:49:39,938 See her, that's the one that put me in here. 865 00:49:40,105 --> 00:49:42,274 Oh, yeah. Scrapper 142. 866 00:49:42,441 --> 00:49:44,484 Gotta watch out for those Asgardians, man. 867 00:49:44,651 --> 00:49:46,320 They are hard to perish. 868 00:49:46,486 --> 00:49:47,946 Asgardian? 869 00:49:49,489 --> 00:49:50,490 Hey. 870 00:49:50,574 --> 00:49:51,575 Hey. 871 00:49:52,284 --> 00:49:53,285 Hey. 872 00:49:53,827 --> 00:49:56,246 Do not zap me with that thing. I just wanna talk. 873 00:49:57,998 --> 00:49:59,416 Asgard is in danger. 874 00:50:03,879 --> 00:50:05,464 My God, you're a Valkyrie. 875 00:50:06,924 --> 00:50:08,634 I used to wanna be a Valkyrie when I was younger... 876 00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:11,136 until I found out that you were all women. 877 00:50:11,303 --> 00:50:12,304 There's nothing wrong with women, of course. 878 00:50:12,387 --> 00:50:13,472 I love women. 879 00:50:13,639 --> 00:50:15,182 Sometimes a little too much. 880 00:50:15,349 --> 00:50:16,433 Not in a creepy way, 881 00:50:16,517 --> 00:50:18,352 just more of a respectful appreciation. 882 00:50:18,519 --> 00:50:19,770 I think it's great that there is 883 00:50:19,853 --> 00:50:22,981 an elite force of women warriors. 884 00:50:23,148 --> 00:50:24,650 It's about time. 885 00:50:25,984 --> 00:50:27,110 Are you done? 886 00:50:27,194 --> 00:50:28,195 WARDEN: Lord of Thunder, you're up. 887 00:50:28,362 --> 00:50:29,363 Please, help me. I need your help. 888 00:50:29,530 --> 00:50:30,614 Bye. 889 00:50:30,697 --> 00:50:32,866 Fine, then you must be a traitor or a coward. 890 00:50:33,033 --> 00:50:35,369 Because the Valkyrie is sworn to protect the throne. 891 00:50:36,078 --> 00:50:39,373 Listen closely, your majesty. This is Sakaar, not Asgard. 892 00:50:39,540 --> 00:50:41,375 And I'm a Scrapper, not a Valkyrie. 893 00:50:42,709 --> 00:50:44,586 -(DEVICE BEEPS) -(GROANING) 894 00:50:44,670 --> 00:50:46,588 Bring him in for processing. 895 00:50:46,755 --> 00:50:50,634 And no one escapes this place. So you're gonna die anyway. 896 00:51:02,521 --> 00:51:04,106 BARBER: Now, don't you move. 897 00:51:04,273 --> 00:51:06,900 My hands ain't as steady as they used to be. 898 00:51:07,067 --> 00:51:10,070 By Odin's beard, you shall not cut my hair... 899 00:51:10,237 --> 00:51:12,656 lest you feel the wrath of the mighty Thor. 900 00:51:14,950 --> 00:51:16,618 (WHIRRING) 901 00:51:17,077 --> 00:51:19,580 Please. Please, kind sir, do not cut my hair. 902 00:51:19,663 --> 00:51:20,747 (BARBER LAUGHS) 903 00:51:20,831 --> 00:51:22,207 Please! No! 904 00:51:22,374 --> 00:51:23,500 No! 905 00:51:29,715 --> 00:51:31,592 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 906 00:51:35,721 --> 00:51:38,473 Wow! Look at all of you. (LAUGHS) 907 00:51:38,557 --> 00:51:40,058 What a show! What a night! 908 00:51:40,225 --> 00:51:41,226 Who's having fun? 909 00:51:42,394 --> 00:51:44,354 Please, I'm your host. 910 00:51:44,521 --> 00:51:45,689 Big round of applause 911 00:51:45,772 --> 00:51:47,733 for all of our undercard competitors... 912 00:51:47,900 --> 00:51:50,694 who today died so gruesomely. 913 00:51:50,861 --> 00:51:52,070 Good sports. 914 00:51:52,237 --> 00:51:53,906 What a show! What a night! 915 00:51:54,865 --> 00:51:58,285 This is what you've come for, and so have I. 916 00:52:03,957 --> 00:52:06,960 And now, without further ado... 917 00:52:07,127 --> 00:52:09,630 it's main event time. 918 00:52:09,713 --> 00:52:11,256 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 919 00:52:11,340 --> 00:52:13,008 Making his first appearance, 920 00:52:13,091 --> 00:52:14,676 though he looks quite promising... 921 00:52:14,843 --> 00:52:16,678 got a couple of tricks up his sleeve. 922 00:52:17,262 --> 00:52:19,890 I'll say no more, see what you think. 923 00:52:20,057 --> 00:52:21,391 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... 924 00:52:22,559 --> 00:52:24,770 Lord of Thunder. 925 00:52:25,938 --> 00:52:27,981 (AUDIENCE BOOING AND SHOUTING) 926 00:52:48,085 --> 00:52:50,796 Watch out for his fingers. They make sparks. 927 00:52:50,963 --> 00:52:52,089 Okay, this is it. 928 00:52:52,256 --> 00:52:55,092 Let's get ready to welcome this guy. Here he comes. 929 00:52:55,717 --> 00:52:57,970 -(FIREWORKS BURSTING) -(AUDIENCE CHEERING) 930 00:52:59,054 --> 00:53:00,722 (RUMBLING) 931 00:53:04,017 --> 00:53:05,477 GRANDMASTER: He is a creature. 932 00:53:05,644 --> 00:53:07,354 What can we say about him? 933 00:53:07,521 --> 00:53:09,398 Well, he's unique. There's none like him. 934 00:53:09,565 --> 00:53:12,317 I feel a special connection with him. 935 00:53:13,861 --> 00:53:15,112 He's undefeated. 936 00:53:16,697 --> 00:53:18,115 He's the reigning. 937 00:53:20,492 --> 00:53:22,661 He's the defending. 938 00:53:23,078 --> 00:53:24,204 Ladies and gentlemen... 939 00:53:24,371 --> 00:53:25,414 I give you... 940 00:53:25,914 --> 00:53:26,915 Uh-oh. 941 00:53:30,377 --> 00:53:34,131 ...your Incredible... 942 00:53:35,924 --> 00:53:37,801 (ROARING) 943 00:53:37,885 --> 00:53:39,595 Hulk! 944 00:53:40,345 --> 00:53:41,680 Yes! 945 00:53:41,763 --> 00:53:43,265 (CHEERING DIES DOWN) 946 00:53:45,601 --> 00:53:47,561 I have to get off this planet. 947 00:53:48,187 --> 00:53:50,063 Hey, hey, hey. Where you going? 948 00:53:50,314 --> 00:53:52,524 -(YELLING) -(AUDIENCE CHEERING) 949 00:53:55,694 --> 00:53:57,654 (AUDIENCE CHANTING) 950 00:53:58,155 --> 00:53:59,448 Hey! 951 00:54:00,157 --> 00:54:01,408 We know each other. 952 00:54:01,867 --> 00:54:03,869 He's a friend from work. 953 00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:06,413 (LOKI CLEARS THROAT) 954 00:54:13,045 --> 00:54:14,463 Where have you been? 955 00:54:14,630 --> 00:54:16,757 Everybody thought you were dead. 956 00:54:16,924 --> 00:54:18,926 But so much has happened since I last saw you. 957 00:54:19,718 --> 00:54:21,136 I lost my hammer. 958 00:54:21,303 --> 00:54:24,348 Like, yesterday, so that's still pretty fresh. 959 00:54:24,515 --> 00:54:26,850 Loki. Loki's alive. Can you believe it? 960 00:54:27,017 --> 00:54:28,101 He's up there. 961 00:54:28,268 --> 00:54:30,312 Loki! Look who it is! 962 00:54:32,439 --> 00:54:34,608 Banner, I never thought I would say this... 963 00:54:34,775 --> 00:54:37,027 but I'm happy to see you. 964 00:54:37,194 --> 00:54:39,696 AUDIENCE: (CHANTING) Hulk! Hulk! Hulk! 965 00:54:45,452 --> 00:54:46,453 THOR: Banner. 966 00:54:47,621 --> 00:54:48,997 Hey, Banner! 967 00:54:49,414 --> 00:54:51,542 No Banner. Only Hulk. 968 00:54:51,917 --> 00:54:53,418 What are you doing? 969 00:54:53,585 --> 00:54:55,087 -It's me. It's Thor! -(GROWLS) 970 00:54:55,879 --> 00:54:57,631 (YELLING) 971 00:55:07,975 --> 00:55:09,434 (ROARS) 972 00:55:15,274 --> 00:55:16,567 Banner, we're friends. 973 00:55:16,733 --> 00:55:17,818 This is crazy. I don't want to hurt you! 974 00:55:25,617 --> 00:55:27,661 -(AUDIENCE CHEERING) -Here we go. 975 00:55:28,787 --> 00:55:29,872 (HULK GRUNTS) 976 00:55:46,513 --> 00:55:47,639 What? 977 00:55:50,684 --> 00:55:52,102 (AUDIENCE MURMURING) 978 00:55:58,108 --> 00:55:59,610 Hey, big guy. 979 00:56:01,445 --> 00:56:03,488 The sun's getting real low. 980 00:56:04,239 --> 00:56:05,908 (GRUNTING) 981 00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:11,580 (SHUSHING) 982 00:56:14,208 --> 00:56:17,085 That's it. The sun's going down. 983 00:56:19,838 --> 00:56:21,798 I won't hurt you anymore. 984 00:56:21,965 --> 00:56:23,509 No one will. 985 00:56:26,470 --> 00:56:27,554 (YELPS) 986 00:56:27,638 --> 00:56:29,473 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 987 00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:35,229 (ROARING) 988 00:56:35,312 --> 00:56:37,481 Yes! That's how it feels! 989 00:56:37,814 --> 00:56:38,857 (LOKI CHUCKLES) 990 00:56:38,941 --> 00:56:40,776 I'm just a huge fan of the sport. 991 00:56:41,109 --> 00:56:42,444 (LAUGHING) 992 00:56:42,945 --> 00:56:44,154 (AUDIENCE CHANTING) 993 00:56:44,696 --> 00:56:45,697 (ROARS) 994 00:56:48,492 --> 00:56:50,911 All right. Screw it. 995 00:56:52,955 --> 00:56:54,498 (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING) 996 00:56:56,875 --> 00:56:58,001 AUDIENCE: Oh! 997 00:57:00,963 --> 00:57:01,964 (AUDIENCE GASPS) 998 00:57:02,548 --> 00:57:03,674 I know you're in there, Banner. 999 00:57:03,757 --> 00:57:04,842 I'll get you out! 1000 00:57:06,885 --> 00:57:08,345 (AUDIENCE CLAMORING) 1001 00:57:09,012 --> 00:57:10,305 (ROARS) 1002 00:57:14,101 --> 00:57:16,061 What's the matter with you? You're embarrassing me! 1003 00:57:16,228 --> 00:57:17,437 I told them we were friends! 1004 00:57:26,321 --> 00:57:27,656 (THOR YELLING) 1005 00:57:34,705 --> 00:57:35,706 (YELLS) 1006 00:57:36,623 --> 00:57:38,083 (CLAMORING STOPS) 1007 00:57:39,459 --> 00:57:41,336 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1008 00:57:47,217 --> 00:57:48,677 -(THOR GRUNTS) -(AUDIENCE CHEERING) 1009 00:57:56,476 --> 00:57:57,686 (LAUGHS) 1010 00:57:58,270 --> 00:58:00,355 (THOR GRUNTING) 1011 00:58:07,863 --> 00:58:09,114 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 1012 00:58:12,117 --> 00:58:13,493 (AUDIENCE GASPS) 1013 00:58:14,578 --> 00:58:16,038 (GROANING) 1014 00:58:17,623 --> 00:58:19,082 (AUDIENCE GASPS) 1015 00:58:23,545 --> 00:58:25,422 (INDISTINCT MURMURING) 1016 00:58:29,551 --> 00:58:31,220 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1017 00:58:49,613 --> 00:58:51,698 AUDIENCE: (CHANTING) Thunder! Thunder! Thunder! 1018 00:58:53,492 --> 00:58:58,372 Thunder! Thunder! Thunder! 1019 00:58:58,455 --> 00:58:59,873 (CHANTING CONTINUES) 1020 00:59:08,257 --> 00:59:09,258 (DEVICE BEEPS) 1021 00:59:11,718 --> 00:59:13,595 (AUDIENCE BOOING) 1022 00:59:21,603 --> 00:59:22,604 (ROARING) 1023 00:59:28,652 --> 00:59:29,862 (SIGHS) 1024 00:59:29,945 --> 00:59:32,656 Another day, another Doug. 1025 00:59:32,739 --> 00:59:33,824 (ROARS) 1026 00:59:39,371 --> 00:59:41,456 (THUDDING) 1027 00:59:41,540 --> 00:59:43,834 HELA: What is that noise? 1028 00:59:44,001 --> 00:59:46,753 The common folk aren't exactly falling in line. 1029 00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:50,716 There's a resistance trying to knock down the front gates. 1030 00:59:52,634 --> 00:59:54,303 (CREATURES GROWLING) 1031 00:59:56,263 --> 00:59:58,140 Tell me about yourself, Skurge. 1032 00:59:58,307 --> 01:00:00,851 Well, me dad was a stonemason. Me mum was... 1033 01:00:01,018 --> 01:00:02,936 Right, yeah, I'll just stop you there. 1034 01:00:03,020 --> 01:00:04,897 What I meant was... 1035 01:00:05,063 --> 01:00:06,690 what's your ambition? 1036 01:00:07,816 --> 01:00:11,236 I just want a chance to prove myself. 1037 01:00:11,820 --> 01:00:12,946 Recognition. 1038 01:00:13,113 --> 01:00:14,489 When I was young... 1039 01:00:14,656 --> 01:00:18,285 every great king had an executioner. 1040 01:00:18,452 --> 01:00:20,495 Not just to execute people... 1041 01:00:20,662 --> 01:00:23,248 but also to execute their vision. 1042 01:00:24,291 --> 01:00:27,085 But mainly to execute people. 1043 01:00:27,252 --> 01:00:29,254 Still, it was a great honor. 1044 01:00:31,089 --> 01:00:33,884 I was Odin's executioner. 1045 01:00:37,179 --> 01:00:39,223 And you shall be my executioner. 1046 01:00:44,686 --> 01:00:46,688 Let's begin our conquest. 1047 01:00:48,815 --> 01:00:50,776 (SWEEPING MUSIC PLAYING) 1048 01:00:58,075 --> 01:00:59,701 Skurge, where's the sword? 1049 01:01:05,165 --> 01:01:08,836 That sword is the key to opening the Bifrost. 1050 01:01:09,211 --> 01:01:10,712 Those people you mentioned, 1051 01:01:10,796 --> 01:01:12,798 the ones who aren't falling into line... 1052 01:01:13,465 --> 01:01:14,675 round them up. 1053 01:01:19,179 --> 01:01:20,597 (CREATURE SNARLS) 1054 01:01:21,265 --> 01:01:22,683 (PANTING) 1055 01:01:23,725 --> 01:01:24,852 (SNARLS) 1056 01:01:38,198 --> 01:01:39,199 Excuse me. 1057 01:01:42,411 --> 01:01:43,537 (CREATURE SNARLS) 1058 01:01:51,879 --> 01:01:53,547 Sorry about that. 1059 01:01:53,630 --> 01:01:54,882 These bloody things are everywhere. 1060 01:01:56,091 --> 01:01:57,176 Come on. 1061 01:02:23,785 --> 01:02:25,621 (RUMBLING) 1062 01:02:32,127 --> 01:02:33,795 You'll be safe here. 1063 01:02:54,316 --> 01:02:55,526 -(YELLS) -(ALL GASP) 1064 01:02:55,609 --> 01:02:57,069 (GROANING) 1065 01:03:02,908 --> 01:03:04,952 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1066 01:03:35,941 --> 01:03:37,067 (WATER SPLASHES) 1067 01:03:43,365 --> 01:03:44,366 Are we cool? 1068 01:03:44,908 --> 01:03:46,201 (GROWLS SOFTLY) 1069 01:03:48,036 --> 01:03:49,705 It's Hulk in a hot tub. 1070 01:03:50,998 --> 01:03:52,583 So how long have you been like that? 1071 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:54,293 Like what? 1072 01:03:55,043 --> 01:03:58,213 Like this. Big, and green, and stupid. 1073 01:03:59,339 --> 01:04:01,508 Hulk always Hulk. 1074 01:04:06,138 --> 01:04:07,556 How'd you get here? 1075 01:04:08,348 --> 01:04:09,391 Winning. 1076 01:04:10,184 --> 01:04:11,226 You mean cheating, huh? 1077 01:04:11,393 --> 01:04:13,604 Were they wearing one of these when you won? 1078 01:04:13,770 --> 01:04:15,063 How'd you arrive here? 1079 01:04:15,397 --> 01:04:16,815 (IMITATING WHOOSHING) 1080 01:04:18,025 --> 01:04:19,026 Quinjet. 1081 01:04:19,234 --> 01:04:21,820 Yes. Now, where is the Quinjet now? 1082 01:04:26,533 --> 01:04:28,535 That's naked. 1083 01:04:28,702 --> 01:04:31,538 -He's very naked. Hmm. -(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 1084 01:04:34,166 --> 01:04:36,335 It's in my brain now. 1085 01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:38,212 Quinjet. 1086 01:04:48,680 --> 01:04:50,057 Yes! 1087 01:04:50,224 --> 01:04:51,725 I'm getting us out of here. 1088 01:04:51,892 --> 01:04:54,311 This is a terrible, awful place. 1089 01:04:54,478 --> 01:04:58,190 You're gonna love Asgard. It's big. It's golden. Shiny. 1090 01:04:58,357 --> 01:04:59,733 Hulk stay. 1091 01:04:59,900 --> 01:05:03,320 No, no, no. My people need me to get back to Asgard. 1092 01:05:04,029 --> 01:05:05,822 We must prevent Ragnarok. 1093 01:05:05,989 --> 01:05:07,157 Ragnarok? 1094 01:05:07,324 --> 01:05:09,284 The prophesied death of my home world. 1095 01:05:09,368 --> 01:05:10,702 The end of days, it's the end of... 1096 01:05:10,786 --> 01:05:12,246 (YAWNING) 1097 01:05:12,746 --> 01:05:14,915 If you help me get back to Asgard... 1098 01:05:15,082 --> 01:05:17,251 I can help you get back to Earth. Huh? 1099 01:05:17,417 --> 01:05:18,418 Earth hate Hulk. 1100 01:05:18,585 --> 01:05:20,170 Earth loves Hulk. They love you. 1101 01:05:20,337 --> 01:05:21,630 You're one of the Avengers. 1102 01:05:21,713 --> 01:05:23,048 One of the team, one of our friends. 1103 01:05:23,715 --> 01:05:25,467 This is what friends do. They support each other. 1104 01:05:25,634 --> 01:05:26,802 You're Banner's friend. 1105 01:05:26,969 --> 01:05:29,179 I'm not Banner's friend. I prefer you. 1106 01:05:29,346 --> 01:05:30,347 Banner's friend. 1107 01:05:30,430 --> 01:05:31,431 -I don't even like Banner. -(SPITS) 1108 01:05:31,557 --> 01:05:34,434 "I'm into numbers and science and stuff." 1109 01:05:34,852 --> 01:05:36,562 Thor go. Hulk stay. 1110 01:05:36,728 --> 01:05:37,729 Fine. 1111 01:05:38,438 --> 01:05:39,565 Stay here. 1112 01:05:40,941 --> 01:05:42,651 Stupid place. It's hideous, by the way. 1113 01:05:42,818 --> 01:05:46,280 The red, the white. Just pick a color. Ridiculous. 1114 01:05:47,072 --> 01:05:48,323 Smash you. 1115 01:05:48,490 --> 01:05:50,784 You didn't smash anything. I won that fight. 1116 01:05:50,951 --> 01:05:53,078 -I smashed you. -Yeah, sure, sure. 1117 01:05:53,245 --> 01:05:54,997 -Baby arms. -What? 1118 01:05:55,163 --> 01:05:56,331 Baby. 1119 01:05:56,415 --> 01:05:57,958 Moron! You big child. 1120 01:05:58,125 --> 01:05:59,209 Thor go! 1121 01:05:59,293 --> 01:06:01,128 -I am going. -(ALARM BEEPS) 1122 01:06:01,211 --> 01:06:03,338 -(GROANING) -(LAUGHING) 1123 01:06:05,174 --> 01:06:06,633 Thor go again. 1124 01:06:07,176 --> 01:06:08,385 (HULK LAUGHS) 1125 01:06:11,305 --> 01:06:12,598 Thor home. 1126 01:06:22,774 --> 01:06:24,359 Hulk trains. 1127 01:06:24,526 --> 01:06:26,612 That's great. Have fun. 1128 01:06:26,778 --> 01:06:28,405 -Hey, big guy. -Angry girl. 1129 01:06:28,572 --> 01:06:29,865 What have you been up to? 1130 01:06:30,032 --> 01:06:31,033 HULK: Winning. 1131 01:06:31,116 --> 01:06:32,534 (VALKYRIE LAUGHS) 1132 01:06:35,954 --> 01:06:37,206 (THOR SIGHS) 1133 01:06:41,293 --> 01:06:44,505 Heimdall, I know you can see me. 1134 01:06:45,839 --> 01:06:47,841 I need you to help me. 1135 01:06:49,968 --> 01:06:51,303 Help me see. 1136 01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:03,982 I see you, but you're far away. 1137 01:07:04,900 --> 01:07:06,151 What's going on here? 1138 01:07:06,318 --> 01:07:07,861 Come see for yourself. 1139 01:07:10,405 --> 01:07:11,907 I'm providing refuge in a stronghold 1140 01:07:11,990 --> 01:07:13,200 built by our ancestors. 1141 01:07:13,367 --> 01:07:16,787 But if the garrison falls, our only escape is Bifrost. 1142 01:07:16,954 --> 01:07:18,997 You're talking about evacuating Asgard? 1143 01:07:19,081 --> 01:07:20,207 (CREATURE SNARLS) 1144 01:07:22,084 --> 01:07:24,211 We won't last long if we stay. 1145 01:07:24,711 --> 01:07:26,004 She draws her power from Asgard 1146 01:07:26,088 --> 01:07:27,381 and grows stronger every day. 1147 01:07:27,548 --> 01:07:28,674 Come on. 1148 01:07:32,636 --> 01:07:34,137 Hela is ravenous. 1149 01:07:34,304 --> 01:07:35,430 If I let her leave, 1150 01:07:35,514 --> 01:07:37,349 she'll consume Nine Realms and all the cosmos. 1151 01:07:37,558 --> 01:07:38,559 We need you. 1152 01:07:38,725 --> 01:07:39,810 I'm working on it. But I don't even know 1153 01:07:39,893 --> 01:07:41,103 where the hell I am. 1154 01:07:41,270 --> 01:07:43,438 You're on a planet surrounded by doorways. Go through one. 1155 01:07:43,605 --> 01:07:45,524 -Which one? -The big one. 1156 01:07:46,483 --> 01:07:47,734 (CREATURE SNARLS) 1157 01:07:50,946 --> 01:07:52,739 (GASPING) 1158 01:08:04,918 --> 01:08:05,919 (GROANS) 1159 01:08:07,171 --> 01:08:08,172 (GRUNTS) 1160 01:08:14,678 --> 01:08:15,971 Thor sad. 1161 01:08:16,138 --> 01:08:17,346 Shut up. 1162 01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:21,268 Thor sad. 1163 01:08:22,310 --> 01:08:24,104 I'm not sad, you idiot. 1164 01:08:24,520 --> 01:08:26,439 -I'm pissed off! -Oh. 1165 01:08:27,232 --> 01:08:30,569 Angry. I lost my father. 1166 01:08:31,028 --> 01:08:33,404 -I lost my hammer. -(SCOFFS) 1167 01:08:33,488 --> 01:08:35,115 -You're not even listening. -Whining and crying. 1168 01:08:35,198 --> 01:08:36,366 Cry like baby. 1169 01:08:36,783 --> 01:08:38,368 Don't kick stuff. 1170 01:08:39,661 --> 01:08:41,830 You're being a really bad friend. 1171 01:08:41,997 --> 01:08:43,207 You bad friend! 1172 01:08:43,372 --> 01:08:44,582 -You know what we call you? -No. 1173 01:08:44,750 --> 01:08:46,542 We call you the stupid Avenger. 1174 01:08:46,710 --> 01:08:48,879 You're tiny Avenger! (GRUNTS) 1175 01:08:51,340 --> 01:08:52,466 What, are you crazy? 1176 01:08:52,549 --> 01:08:53,634 Yes. 1177 01:08:53,716 --> 01:08:56,595 You know what? Earth does hate you. 1178 01:09:00,015 --> 01:09:01,140 (WEAPON THUDS) 1179 01:09:05,479 --> 01:09:06,479 (GRUNTS) 1180 01:09:09,858 --> 01:09:11,151 (SIGHS) 1181 01:09:16,907 --> 01:09:18,867 No. Mmm-mmm. 1182 01:09:21,370 --> 01:09:24,372 I'm sorry I said those things. 1183 01:09:24,790 --> 01:09:26,041 You're not the stupid Avenger. 1184 01:09:26,124 --> 01:09:28,417 Nobody calls you the stupid Avenger. 1185 01:09:29,002 --> 01:09:30,462 It's okay. 1186 01:09:30,629 --> 01:09:31,630 You just can't go around throwing shields 1187 01:09:31,712 --> 01:09:33,048 at people. Could have killed me. 1188 01:09:33,215 --> 01:09:34,424 I know. I'm sorry. 1189 01:09:34,508 --> 01:09:35,926 I just get so angry all the time. 1190 01:09:36,093 --> 01:09:38,220 Hulk always, always angry. 1191 01:09:38,386 --> 01:09:40,721 I know. We're the same, you and I. 1192 01:09:41,223 --> 01:09:42,808 We're just a couple of hot-headed fools. 1193 01:09:42,975 --> 01:09:46,937 Yeah, same. Hulk like fire, Thor like water. 1194 01:09:47,854 --> 01:09:49,564 We're kind of both like fire. 1195 01:09:49,731 --> 01:09:51,733 But Hulk like real fire. 1196 01:09:52,776 --> 01:09:55,112 Hulk like raging fire. 1197 01:09:55,279 --> 01:09:57,531 Thor like smoldering fire. 1198 01:09:57,614 --> 01:09:59,074 (CHUCKLES) 1199 01:10:00,033 --> 01:10:01,869 Hulk, I need you to do something for me. 1200 01:10:01,952 --> 01:10:02,953 Hmm? 1201 01:10:06,957 --> 01:10:08,375 (CHUCKLING) 1202 01:10:08,458 --> 01:10:09,960 Angry girl. 1203 01:10:10,919 --> 01:10:12,337 (LAUGHS) 1204 01:10:13,755 --> 01:10:15,007 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1205 01:10:17,301 --> 01:10:19,553 What's going on? What are you... 1206 01:10:25,851 --> 01:10:27,269 (HULK GROANS) 1207 01:10:28,604 --> 01:10:30,439 You're so thick-headed that you can't tell... 1208 01:10:30,606 --> 01:10:31,940 when someone's hiding all the way across 1209 01:10:32,024 --> 01:10:33,442 the universe and wants to be left alone. 1210 01:10:33,609 --> 01:10:36,236 -We need to talk. -No, you wanna talk to me. 1211 01:10:36,987 --> 01:10:38,030 I need her to stay. 1212 01:10:38,197 --> 01:10:39,198 Stay? 1213 01:10:39,823 --> 01:10:40,949 Block. 1214 01:10:42,409 --> 01:10:43,452 Stay. 1215 01:10:44,328 --> 01:10:46,163 -Please. -Please. 1216 01:10:48,874 --> 01:10:49,875 All right. 1217 01:10:52,044 --> 01:10:53,879 -Here's the deal. -(BALL BOUNCING) 1218 01:10:54,463 --> 01:10:56,173 I'll listen to you... 1219 01:10:56,882 --> 01:10:58,258 till this is empty. 1220 01:10:59,718 --> 01:11:01,970 Asgard is in danger and people are dying. 1221 01:11:02,137 --> 01:11:03,722 We need to get back there. I need your help. 1222 01:11:04,223 --> 01:11:05,224 Wow. 1223 01:11:05,766 --> 01:11:07,684 -Finished. Bye. -(GLASS SHATTERS) 1224 01:11:09,311 --> 01:11:10,687 Odin is dead. 1225 01:11:14,066 --> 01:11:16,318 Hela, the Goddess of Death, has invaded Asgard. 1226 01:11:17,110 --> 01:11:19,696 If Hela's back, then Asgard's already lost. 1227 01:11:19,863 --> 01:11:21,365 I'm going to stop her. 1228 01:11:22,115 --> 01:11:23,200 -Alone? -Nope. 1229 01:11:23,367 --> 01:11:24,743 I'm putting together a team. 1230 01:11:24,910 --> 01:11:27,663 It's me, you, and the big guy. 1231 01:11:28,038 --> 01:11:30,249 No. No team. Only Hulk. 1232 01:11:30,415 --> 01:11:32,084 It's me and you. 1233 01:11:32,251 --> 01:11:33,377 I think it's only you. 1234 01:11:33,544 --> 01:11:35,754 Wait. Just listen. The Valkyrie are legend. 1235 01:11:35,921 --> 01:11:38,382 Elite warriors of Asgard sworn to defend the throne. 1236 01:11:39,132 --> 01:11:40,133 I'm not getting dragged into 1237 01:11:40,217 --> 01:11:41,385 another one of Odin's family squabbles. 1238 01:11:41,969 --> 01:11:43,720 -What's that supposed to mean? -Your sister. 1239 01:11:43,887 --> 01:11:45,806 Her power comes from Asgard, same as yours. 1240 01:11:45,973 --> 01:11:47,182 When it grew beyond Odin's control 1241 01:11:47,266 --> 01:11:48,475 she massacred everyone in the palace... 1242 01:11:48,642 --> 01:11:50,143 and tried to seize the throne. 1243 01:11:50,561 --> 01:11:52,271 When she tried to escape her banishment... 1244 01:11:52,437 --> 01:11:54,815 he sent the Valkyrie in to fight her back. 1245 01:11:55,983 --> 01:11:58,110 I only survived because... 1246 01:11:59,695 --> 01:12:01,113 Look, I already faced her once 1247 01:12:01,196 --> 01:12:03,073 back when I believed in the throne... 1248 01:12:03,240 --> 01:12:04,491 and it cost me everything. 1249 01:12:04,867 --> 01:12:06,618 That's what's wrong with Asgard. 1250 01:12:06,785 --> 01:12:08,829 The throne, the secrets, the whole golden sham. 1251 01:12:08,996 --> 01:12:10,289 I agree. 1252 01:12:11,206 --> 01:12:12,624 Don't get familiar. 1253 01:12:13,083 --> 01:12:14,459 (SIGHS) I agree. 1254 01:12:14,626 --> 01:12:16,128 That's why I turned down the throne. 1255 01:12:16,295 --> 01:12:18,130 But this isn't about the crown. 1256 01:12:18,213 --> 01:12:19,423 This is about the people. 1257 01:12:19,590 --> 01:12:21,592 They're dying and they're your people, too. 1258 01:12:21,758 --> 01:12:23,010 Forget it. 1259 01:12:24,052 --> 01:12:25,429 I have. 1260 01:12:25,596 --> 01:12:26,805 -Okay. -Okay. 1261 01:12:26,972 --> 01:12:28,015 -Good. Great. -Great. 1262 01:12:28,098 --> 01:12:29,266 Thank you. 1263 01:12:29,433 --> 01:12:31,101 -For what? -For this. 1264 01:12:32,811 --> 01:12:34,646 (CHUCKLES) Didn't see that, did you? 1265 01:12:34,855 --> 01:12:36,064 (SIGHS) 1266 01:12:36,148 --> 01:12:38,275 -(DEVICE POWERS DOWN) -There... That's better. 1267 01:12:40,027 --> 01:12:41,778 You know, go ahead. 1268 01:12:41,945 --> 01:12:46,450 Stay here and enslave people for that lunatic. 1269 01:12:46,617 --> 01:12:47,993 Keep drinking, keep hiding. 1270 01:12:48,160 --> 01:12:49,369 But me... 1271 01:12:51,455 --> 01:12:53,165 I choose to run toward my problems 1272 01:12:53,248 --> 01:12:54,583 and not away from them. 1273 01:12:55,667 --> 01:12:56,919 Because that's what... 1274 01:13:01,965 --> 01:13:04,092 Because that's what heroes do. 1275 01:13:11,892 --> 01:13:13,769 (UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1276 01:13:15,562 --> 01:13:16,980 Friend stay! 1277 01:13:28,992 --> 01:13:30,327 Yes! 1278 01:13:35,332 --> 01:13:36,333 (GRUNTS) 1279 01:13:44,800 --> 01:13:45,801 All right. 1280 01:13:47,469 --> 01:13:49,096 (BEEPING) 1281 01:13:49,847 --> 01:13:50,848 Come on. 1282 01:13:53,308 --> 01:13:55,727 COMPUTER: Welcome. Voice activation required. 1283 01:13:55,894 --> 01:13:57,396 -Thor. -(BEEPS) 1284 01:13:57,479 --> 01:13:58,689 Access denied. 1285 01:13:59,189 --> 01:14:01,567 Uh... Thor, son of Odin. 1286 01:14:01,733 --> 01:14:02,818 -(BEEPS) -Access denied. 1287 01:14:02,985 --> 01:14:04,027 God of Thunder. 1288 01:14:04,194 --> 01:14:05,445 -(BEEPS) -Access denied. 1289 01:14:05,612 --> 01:14:06,738 Strongest Avenger. 1290 01:14:06,905 --> 01:14:08,240 -(BEEPS) -Access denied. 1291 01:14:08,407 --> 01:14:09,950 (IN DEEP VOICE) Strongest Avenger. 1292 01:14:10,117 --> 01:14:11,577 -(BEEPS) -Access denied. 1293 01:14:11,743 --> 01:14:13,871 (SIGHS) Damn you, Stark. 1294 01:14:14,288 --> 01:14:15,414 Point Break. 1295 01:14:15,581 --> 01:14:17,791 -Welcome, Point Break. -(CHUCKLES) 1296 01:14:17,875 --> 01:14:19,168 -(POWERING UP) -(LAUGHS) 1297 01:14:19,376 --> 01:14:21,336 -(RUMBLING) -Friend stay! 1298 01:14:21,503 --> 01:14:23,547 No, no, no! Stop! 1299 01:14:23,714 --> 01:14:25,424 -Stay! -(QUINJET POWERS DOWN) 1300 01:14:25,632 --> 01:14:27,009 Stop! Stop breaking everything! 1301 01:14:27,176 --> 01:14:28,677 Don't go! 1302 01:14:31,972 --> 01:14:33,265 Nice work, big guy. 1303 01:14:33,432 --> 01:14:34,808 We don't know where Ultron's headed, 1304 01:14:34,892 --> 01:14:36,894 but you're going very high, very fast. 1305 01:14:37,060 --> 01:14:38,729 So, I need you to turn this bird around, okay? 1306 01:14:39,479 --> 01:14:42,024 We can't track you in stealth mode... 1307 01:14:42,191 --> 01:14:43,901 so I need you to help me out. Okay? 1308 01:14:44,693 --> 01:14:46,612 (GRUNTING SOFTLY) 1309 01:14:47,571 --> 01:14:49,114 (DISTORTED) I need you to... 1310 01:14:49,281 --> 01:14:51,158 (GRUNTING) 1311 01:14:54,453 --> 01:14:55,662 (ROARS) 1312 01:14:57,206 --> 01:14:59,082 (GRUNTING) 1313 01:15:05,339 --> 01:15:07,841 No! No, Banner! 1314 01:15:13,764 --> 01:15:14,932 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 1315 01:15:15,015 --> 01:15:16,350 Oh, jeez. 1316 01:15:17,267 --> 01:15:18,727 Banner. 1317 01:15:19,853 --> 01:15:21,396 -Hey, hey, hey. -(GROANING) 1318 01:15:21,563 --> 01:15:23,148 -You all right, Banner? -(GASPS) 1319 01:15:23,232 --> 01:15:24,358 -(GASPING) -(SHUSHING) 1320 01:15:25,567 --> 01:15:27,444 Sun's going down. Sun's going down. 1321 01:15:27,861 --> 01:15:29,279 That's it, breathe. 1322 01:15:29,780 --> 01:15:31,907 (EXHALES) I won't hurt you. 1323 01:15:32,491 --> 01:15:33,575 -Sun's going down. -(GROANS) 1324 01:15:33,742 --> 01:15:35,160 -Thor. -Yeah. 1325 01:15:35,994 --> 01:15:37,371 What happened to your hair? 1326 01:15:37,538 --> 01:15:38,872 Some creepy old man cut it off. 1327 01:15:39,039 --> 01:15:40,499 -It looks good. -Oh, thanks. 1328 01:15:40,666 --> 01:15:43,001 Where are we? Oh, how's Nat? 1329 01:15:43,335 --> 01:15:46,129 -Uh, Nat is good, I'm sure. -Is she okay? 1330 01:15:46,338 --> 01:15:48,090 -And what about Sokovia? -Sokovia? 1331 01:15:48,257 --> 01:15:49,758 The city, Sokovia. Did we save it? 1332 01:15:49,925 --> 01:15:51,093 -Banner, listen. -What? 1333 01:15:51,260 --> 01:15:53,262 Sokovia. Ultron. That was two years ago. 1334 01:15:53,428 --> 01:15:54,930 -What are you saying? -Well... 1335 01:15:55,097 --> 01:15:56,223 What? 1336 01:15:57,015 --> 01:15:58,433 I've been Hulk for two years? 1337 01:15:58,767 --> 01:16:00,269 I'm afraid so. 1338 01:16:04,398 --> 01:16:05,524 (CLATTERS) 1339 01:16:06,233 --> 01:16:07,442 What the hell happened? 1340 01:16:10,863 --> 01:16:12,531 Banner, there's something you should know. 1341 01:16:13,532 --> 01:16:14,825 (BEEPING) 1342 01:16:14,908 --> 01:16:15,993 COMPUTER: Voice activation required. 1343 01:16:16,159 --> 01:16:17,160 Banner. 1344 01:16:17,327 --> 01:16:18,787 Welcome, strongest Avenger. 1345 01:16:18,871 --> 01:16:19,872 Uh, what? 1346 01:16:20,080 --> 01:16:21,123 Ship's log. 1347 01:16:21,999 --> 01:16:23,292 (CLATTERING) 1348 01:16:24,668 --> 01:16:25,919 (GRUNTING) 1349 01:16:30,924 --> 01:16:32,509 (ALARM BLARING) 1350 01:16:32,593 --> 01:16:34,178 Thor, where are we? 1351 01:16:34,344 --> 01:16:35,387 Yeah, about that. 1352 01:16:35,554 --> 01:16:36,805 GRANDMASTER: (ON SPEAKERS) Sakaar, hear ye. 1353 01:16:36,889 --> 01:16:38,682 Attention please. I have some bad news. 1354 01:16:38,849 --> 01:16:41,643 My beloved exalted champion has turned up missing. 1355 01:16:41,810 --> 01:16:44,104 Take to the streets. Celebrate my champion. 1356 01:16:44,188 --> 01:16:45,189 BANNER: Who's that? 1357 01:16:45,397 --> 01:16:47,024 He kind of runs the place. 1358 01:16:47,816 --> 01:16:49,151 You actually lived at his house for awhile. 1359 01:16:49,318 --> 01:16:50,360 -I did? -Yeah. 1360 01:16:50,527 --> 01:16:52,446 Quite a lot's happened. You and I had a fight recently. 1361 01:16:53,155 --> 01:16:55,032 -Did I win? -No, I won. Easily. 1362 01:16:55,199 --> 01:16:56,200 Doesn't sound right. 1363 01:16:56,283 --> 01:16:57,326 Well, it's true. 1364 01:16:57,409 --> 01:16:59,453 It seems that that criminally seductive 1365 01:16:59,536 --> 01:17:02,080 Lord of Thunder has stolen him away. 1366 01:17:02,247 --> 01:17:04,750 Seductive God of Thunder. We need to move. 1367 01:17:05,501 --> 01:17:06,502 Oh, no. 1368 01:17:06,585 --> 01:17:08,295 (GRANDMASTER CONTINUES SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 1369 01:17:08,378 --> 01:17:09,505 This is bad. 1370 01:17:09,671 --> 01:17:11,715 This is really, really bad. 1371 01:17:14,426 --> 01:17:18,138 Thor, I think I'm freaking out. 1372 01:17:18,472 --> 01:17:19,515 No, no, no. 1373 01:17:19,681 --> 01:17:21,600 Don't freak out. You're okay. Put these on. 1374 01:17:21,767 --> 01:17:22,809 These are Tony's clothes. 1375 01:17:22,976 --> 01:17:24,269 -I know, come on. -Is he here? 1376 01:17:24,436 --> 01:17:26,313 No, he's not here. But listen. Just stay calm, okay? 1377 01:17:26,480 --> 01:17:28,565 The sun's going down. The sun's getting really low. 1378 01:17:28,649 --> 01:17:29,858 Sun's going down. 1379 01:17:37,449 --> 01:17:39,326 GRANDMASTER: I'm upset! 1380 01:17:42,329 --> 01:17:44,206 I'm very upset. 1381 01:17:44,373 --> 01:17:46,458 You know what I like about being upset? The blame. 1382 01:17:46,625 --> 01:17:48,752 Right now, that's the mindset that I'm in. 1383 01:17:48,836 --> 01:17:50,003 And you know who I'm blaming? 1384 01:17:50,170 --> 01:17:51,713 -Grandmaster, I can... -Hey! 1385 01:17:51,797 --> 01:17:52,798 Don't interrupt me! 1386 01:17:53,006 --> 01:17:54,091 Here you go. 1387 01:17:54,800 --> 01:17:56,218 Why are you handing me the melt stick? 1388 01:17:56,385 --> 01:17:58,220 He was interrupting. 1389 01:17:58,387 --> 01:18:00,138 That's not a capital violation. 1390 01:18:00,305 --> 01:18:01,682 Where was I? 1391 01:18:02,057 --> 01:18:04,518 My precious champion has come up missing... 1392 01:18:04,685 --> 01:18:06,645 and it's all because of that Lord of Thunder. 1393 01:18:06,728 --> 01:18:09,022 It's all because of him. Your brother. 1394 01:18:09,189 --> 01:18:12,109 Whatever the story is. Adopted, or complicated. 1395 01:18:12,276 --> 01:18:13,277 I'm sure there's a big history. 1396 01:18:13,443 --> 01:18:14,611 And your contender... 1397 01:18:15,404 --> 01:18:16,405 LOKI: My dear friend... 1398 01:18:16,572 --> 01:18:18,448 if you were to give me 12 hours, 1399 01:18:18,532 --> 01:18:19,867 I could bring them both back to you. Alive. 1400 01:18:20,033 --> 01:18:21,535 I could do it in two. 1401 01:18:22,411 --> 01:18:23,495 I could do it in one. 1402 01:18:23,662 --> 01:18:24,705 Let's stop there. 1403 01:18:24,872 --> 01:18:26,665 You know what? I woke up this morning 1404 01:18:26,748 --> 01:18:28,917 thinking about a public execution. 1405 01:18:29,501 --> 01:18:30,627 But for now, I'll settle for this sweet little... 1406 01:18:30,794 --> 01:18:33,589 (EXCLAIMS) "Who's gonna get him first?" 1407 01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:37,176 So, you're on the clock. 1408 01:18:39,094 --> 01:18:40,220 What have you done? 1409 01:18:40,304 --> 01:18:41,555 I don't answer to you, lackey. 1410 01:18:41,763 --> 01:18:42,764 It's Loki. 1411 01:18:42,848 --> 01:18:44,516 And you will answer to the Grandmaster. 1412 01:18:45,559 --> 01:18:47,311 -(GRUNTS) -Hmm. 1413 01:18:47,603 --> 01:18:50,522 Why would you help my brother escape with that green fool? 1414 01:18:50,689 --> 01:18:52,065 I don't help anyone. 1415 01:18:58,572 --> 01:18:59,698 You're a Valkyrie. 1416 01:19:04,620 --> 01:19:06,830 I thought the Valkyrie had all died gruesome deaths. 1417 01:19:07,998 --> 01:19:09,708 Choose your next words wisely. 1418 01:19:09,875 --> 01:19:13,170 I'm terribly sorry. Must be a very painful memory. 1419 01:19:59,758 --> 01:20:00,759 (GRUNTS) 1420 01:20:05,806 --> 01:20:08,392 THOR: The sun's going down. It's getting really low. 1421 01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:10,811 The sun's going down. 1422 01:20:10,894 --> 01:20:12,479 -It's getting real low. -Oh, shoot. 1423 01:20:12,646 --> 01:20:14,773 -Sun's getting low. -Would you stop saying that? 1424 01:20:14,940 --> 01:20:16,108 I just need you to stay calm. 1425 01:20:16,275 --> 01:20:18,193 Calm? I'm on an alien planet! 1426 01:20:18,360 --> 01:20:20,112 It's just a planet. You've been on a planet before. 1427 01:20:20,279 --> 01:20:21,321 Yeah. One. 1428 01:20:21,488 --> 01:20:23,115 Now you've been on two. That's a good thing. 1429 01:20:23,282 --> 01:20:24,491 It's a new experience. 1430 01:20:24,658 --> 01:20:26,577 My neurons, they're firing faster 1431 01:20:26,660 --> 01:20:28,745 than my brain can handle the information. 1432 01:20:28,912 --> 01:20:31,164 The whole thing is totally different this time. 1433 01:20:31,331 --> 01:20:33,083 In the past, I always felt like Hulk and I 1434 01:20:33,166 --> 01:20:34,626 each had a hand on the wheel. 1435 01:20:34,793 --> 01:20:36,503 But this time, it's like he had the keys 1436 01:20:36,587 --> 01:20:38,213 to the car and I was locked in the trunk. 1437 01:20:38,380 --> 01:20:40,215 All right, well, you're back now. That's all that matters. 1438 01:20:40,382 --> 01:20:41,466 No, it's not what matters. 1439 01:20:41,633 --> 01:20:42,676 What I'm trying to tell you, is that 1440 01:20:42,759 --> 01:20:44,386 if I turn into the Hulk again... 1441 01:20:44,553 --> 01:20:46,054 Banner may never come back. 1442 01:20:46,221 --> 01:20:47,472 And we're stranded on a planet 1443 01:20:47,556 --> 01:20:49,516 that is designed to stress me out. 1444 01:20:49,683 --> 01:20:50,809 We're not stranded. 1445 01:20:50,893 --> 01:20:52,227 I'm gonna figure out a way to get us home. 1446 01:20:52,603 --> 01:20:53,604 Thank you. 1447 01:20:53,770 --> 01:20:55,981 Not your home, though. Asgard. My home. 1448 01:20:56,148 --> 01:20:57,191 What? 1449 01:20:57,357 --> 01:20:59,151 Listen, my people are in great danger. 1450 01:20:59,568 --> 01:21:01,820 You and I, we have to fight this really powerful being... 1451 01:21:01,987 --> 01:21:03,822 who also happens to be my sister. 1452 01:21:03,989 --> 01:21:05,699 Okay, that is so wrong on so many... 1453 01:21:05,866 --> 01:21:06,992 I don't wanna fight your sister. 1454 01:21:07,075 --> 01:21:08,368 That's a family issue. 1455 01:21:08,535 --> 01:21:09,912 No, she's an evil being. 1456 01:21:10,078 --> 01:21:11,455 I don't care what she is. 1457 01:21:11,622 --> 01:21:13,957 I'm not fighting any more beings. I'm sick of it. 1458 01:21:14,124 --> 01:21:15,209 -What? -I just told you. 1459 01:21:15,375 --> 01:21:16,877 If I turn into the Hulk, 1460 01:21:16,960 --> 01:21:18,170 I am never gonna come back again. 1461 01:21:18,337 --> 01:21:19,379 And you don't care. 1462 01:21:19,546 --> 01:21:21,340 No, no. I'm putting together the team. 1463 01:21:21,507 --> 01:21:22,841 The Hulk is the fire. 1464 01:21:23,008 --> 01:21:24,760 Wait, you're just using me to get to the Hulk. 1465 01:21:24,927 --> 01:21:26,470 -What? No! -It's gross. 1466 01:21:26,637 --> 01:21:28,388 You don't care about me. You're not my friend. 1467 01:21:28,555 --> 01:21:30,307 No! I don't even like the Hulk. 1468 01:21:30,390 --> 01:21:31,642 He's all like... 1469 01:21:31,808 --> 01:21:33,310 "Smash, smash, smash." 1470 01:21:33,477 --> 01:21:34,686 I prefer you. 1471 01:21:35,479 --> 01:21:36,522 Thanks. 1472 01:21:37,231 --> 01:21:38,774 But if I'm being honest, 1473 01:21:38,857 --> 01:21:40,317 when it comes to fighting evil beings... 1474 01:21:40,484 --> 01:21:41,902 he is very powerful and useful. 1475 01:21:42,069 --> 01:21:44,029 Yeah, Banner's powerful and useful, too. 1476 01:21:44,196 --> 01:21:45,322 Is he though? 1477 01:21:45,489 --> 01:21:47,616 How many PhDs does Hulk have? Zero. 1478 01:21:47,783 --> 01:21:49,701 How many PhDs does Banner have? Seven. 1479 01:21:50,452 --> 01:21:52,454 Fine, you don't have to fight anyone. 1480 01:21:52,621 --> 01:21:54,581 But we're in danger here, so we have to move. 1481 01:21:58,502 --> 01:21:59,586 What are you doing with that? 1482 01:21:59,753 --> 01:22:00,754 I need a disguise. I'm a fugitive. 1483 01:22:00,838 --> 01:22:02,673 -I need a disguise. -You are the disguise. 1484 01:22:03,340 --> 01:22:05,050 -I'll be Tony Stark. -What? 1485 01:22:05,217 --> 01:22:06,969 Yeah. Tony and the gypsy. 1486 01:22:07,135 --> 01:22:09,596 No, no, you're not Tony. You're Bruce. Bruce Banner. 1487 01:22:09,763 --> 01:22:11,056 Then why did you dress me up like Tony? 1488 01:22:11,223 --> 01:22:12,224 Because you were naked. 1489 01:22:12,391 --> 01:22:13,767 Okay, I'll give you that. 1490 01:22:14,434 --> 01:22:15,561 What are you doing? Stop doing that! 1491 01:22:15,727 --> 01:22:17,187 Tony wears his pants super tight. 1492 01:22:17,271 --> 01:22:18,313 -Stop it! -I'm sorry. 1493 01:22:18,480 --> 01:22:20,607 -Why are you being so weird? -I don't know. 1494 01:22:20,774 --> 01:22:23,110 Maybe the fact that I was trapped for two years... 1495 01:22:23,277 --> 01:22:25,863 inside of a monster made me a little weird. 1496 01:22:26,029 --> 01:22:27,698 Hey. Shh. It's okay. 1497 01:22:27,865 --> 01:22:30,242 You're good. Calm down. Come on. 1498 01:22:30,409 --> 01:22:31,869 Listen, we're gonna go to Asgard... 1499 01:22:32,035 --> 01:22:33,036 and you're not gonna have to think about 1500 01:22:33,120 --> 01:22:34,162 the Hulk ever again. 1501 01:22:34,580 --> 01:22:35,622 -All right? -All right. 1502 01:22:35,706 --> 01:22:38,166 -(PEOPLE CHEERING) -(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 1503 01:22:39,459 --> 01:22:41,128 ALL: (CHANTING) Hulk! 1504 01:22:43,088 --> 01:22:44,756 Oh. This is bad. 1505 01:22:48,802 --> 01:22:50,220 Banner! Banner! 1506 01:22:54,224 --> 01:22:55,350 Banner! 1507 01:23:00,731 --> 01:23:02,608 (FIREWORKS BURSTING) 1508 01:23:09,072 --> 01:23:10,115 Banner! 1509 01:23:10,532 --> 01:23:11,742 Thor! 1510 01:23:16,330 --> 01:23:17,331 (SNARLS) 1511 01:23:23,170 --> 01:23:24,213 Hi. 1512 01:23:24,296 --> 01:23:25,297 Hi. 1513 01:23:25,464 --> 01:23:26,673 I was gonna do that. 1514 01:23:26,840 --> 01:23:28,133 Yeah, well, I did it first. 1515 01:23:28,300 --> 01:23:30,302 That's good. What are you doing here? 1516 01:23:31,178 --> 01:23:32,804 What are you doing here? I thought you were leaving. 1517 01:23:32,971 --> 01:23:33,972 I got sidetracked. 1518 01:23:34,515 --> 01:23:35,682 What's with the... 1519 01:23:35,849 --> 01:23:37,100 It's my disguise. 1520 01:23:37,267 --> 01:23:38,352 But I can see your face. 1521 01:23:38,685 --> 01:23:40,437 Not when I do this, you can't. 1522 01:23:41,063 --> 01:23:42,814 Your hair looks nice. I like what you did with it. 1523 01:23:42,898 --> 01:23:44,525 Change it? Washed it maybe? 1524 01:23:50,489 --> 01:23:51,782 BANNER: What are those things on her eyes? 1525 01:23:51,865 --> 01:23:53,283 Are those the people that she's killed? 1526 01:23:53,450 --> 01:23:54,952 She's so beautiful and strong and courageous. 1527 01:23:55,035 --> 01:23:56,036 Who is this guy? 1528 01:23:56,203 --> 01:23:57,204 -He's a friend. -Who? Me? 1529 01:23:57,371 --> 01:23:58,789 -I'm Bruce. -I feel like I know you. 1530 01:23:58,956 --> 01:24:01,166 I feel like I know you, too. 1531 01:24:01,917 --> 01:24:03,585 (DISTANT CHATTERING) 1532 01:24:05,546 --> 01:24:07,422 Look, I've spent years in a haze, 1533 01:24:07,506 --> 01:24:08,674 -trying to forget my past. -THOR: Mmm. 1534 01:24:09,091 --> 01:24:10,384 Sakaar seemed like the best place 1535 01:24:10,467 --> 01:24:12,803 to drink and forget, and to die one day. 1536 01:24:12,970 --> 01:24:14,805 I was thinking that you drink too much, 1537 01:24:14,888 --> 01:24:16,265 and that probably was gonna kill you. 1538 01:24:16,431 --> 01:24:17,516 I don't plan to stop drinking. 1539 01:24:17,933 --> 01:24:19,852 -Oh. -But I don't wanna forget. 1540 01:24:20,018 --> 01:24:21,645 I can't turn away anymore... 1541 01:24:22,688 --> 01:24:24,481 so if I'm gonna die... 1542 01:24:24,648 --> 01:24:26,233 well, it may as well be driving my sword 1543 01:24:26,316 --> 01:24:27,818 through the heart of that murderous hag. 1544 01:24:27,985 --> 01:24:29,570 -Good. -BANNER: Yeah. 1545 01:24:29,736 --> 01:24:32,739 So, I'm saying that I wanna be on the team. 1546 01:24:33,323 --> 01:24:34,575 Has it got a name? 1547 01:24:34,741 --> 01:24:37,536 Yeah, it's called the Revengers. 1548 01:24:37,703 --> 01:24:38,704 Revengers? 1549 01:24:38,871 --> 01:24:41,373 Because I'm getting revenge. You're getting revenge. 1550 01:24:41,999 --> 01:24:43,041 (STAMMERS) 1551 01:24:43,125 --> 01:24:44,501 Do you want revenge? 1552 01:24:44,585 --> 01:24:46,837 (STAMMERS) I'm undecided. 1553 01:24:47,004 --> 01:24:48,005 Okay. 1554 01:24:48,589 --> 01:24:50,424 Also, I've got a peace offering. 1555 01:24:53,677 --> 01:24:55,679 Surprise. 1556 01:25:00,100 --> 01:25:01,101 (CLATTERS) 1557 01:25:01,268 --> 01:25:02,519 Ow. 1558 01:25:02,603 --> 01:25:04,062 Just had to be sure. 1559 01:25:07,691 --> 01:25:08,859 Hello, Bruce. 1560 01:25:10,194 --> 01:25:12,070 So, last time I saw you, 1561 01:25:12,154 --> 01:25:13,280 you were trying to kill everybody. 1562 01:25:13,447 --> 01:25:14,656 Where are you at these days? 1563 01:25:15,115 --> 01:25:16,992 It varies from moment to moment. 1564 01:25:18,076 --> 01:25:19,620 THOR: Is that a Dragonfang? 1565 01:25:19,786 --> 01:25:20,871 It is. 1566 01:25:21,038 --> 01:25:22,206 THOR: My God. 1567 01:25:23,081 --> 01:25:25,250 This is the famed sword of the Valkyrie. 1568 01:25:25,709 --> 01:25:27,294 Sakaar and Asgard are about as far apart 1569 01:25:27,377 --> 01:25:28,545 as any two known systems. 1570 01:25:28,712 --> 01:25:31,340 Our best bet is a wormhole just outside of city limits. 1571 01:25:31,507 --> 01:25:33,509 Refuel on Xandar, and we can be back in Asgard 1572 01:25:33,592 --> 01:25:35,135 in 18 months. 1573 01:25:35,302 --> 01:25:38,555 Nope. We are going through the big one. 1574 01:25:38,722 --> 01:25:39,848 The Devil's Anus? 1575 01:25:40,015 --> 01:25:41,141 Anus? 1576 01:25:41,308 --> 01:25:42,309 Wait, wait, wait. Whose anus? 1577 01:25:42,476 --> 01:25:43,477 For the record, I didn't know 1578 01:25:43,560 --> 01:25:44,561 it was called that when I picked it. 1579 01:25:44,645 --> 01:25:46,438 That looks like a collapsing neutron star... 1580 01:25:46,522 --> 01:25:48,982 inside of an Einstein-Rosen Bridge. 1581 01:25:49,149 --> 01:25:50,400 We need another ship. 1582 01:25:50,484 --> 01:25:51,944 That would tear mine to pieces. 1583 01:25:52,110 --> 01:25:53,654 THOR: She's right. We need one that can withstand 1584 01:25:53,737 --> 01:25:54,947 the geodetic strain from the singularity. 1585 01:25:55,113 --> 01:25:56,865 And has an offline power steering system... 1586 01:25:57,032 --> 01:25:59,785 that could also function without the on-board computer. 1587 01:25:59,952 --> 01:26:01,245 And we need one with cup holders, 1588 01:26:01,328 --> 01:26:03,038 because we're gonna die. So, drinks! 1589 01:26:03,205 --> 01:26:05,123 Do I know you? I feel like I know you. 1590 01:26:05,290 --> 01:26:07,167 I feel like I know you, too. It's weird. 1591 01:26:07,334 --> 01:26:08,460 THOR: What do you say? 1592 01:26:08,627 --> 01:26:09,711 Uncharted metagalactic travel 1593 01:26:09,795 --> 01:26:11,088 through a volatile cosmic gateway. 1594 01:26:11,255 --> 01:26:12,464 Talk about an adventure. 1595 01:26:13,048 --> 01:26:14,716 -We need a ship. -Need a ship. 1596 01:26:14,883 --> 01:26:15,884 There are one or two ships. 1597 01:26:15,968 --> 01:26:17,052 Absolute top of the line models... 1598 01:26:17,135 --> 01:26:18,595 I don't mean to impose... 1599 01:26:18,679 --> 01:26:19,888 (GLASS SHATTERS) 1600 01:26:21,849 --> 01:26:23,559 But the Grandmaster has a great many ships. 1601 01:26:24,142 --> 01:26:25,727 I may even have stolen 1602 01:26:25,811 --> 01:26:27,688 the access codes to his security system. 1603 01:26:27,855 --> 01:26:28,856 And suddenly you're overcome 1604 01:26:28,939 --> 01:26:30,190 with an urge to do the right thing. 1605 01:26:30,274 --> 01:26:31,275 Heavens, no. 1606 01:26:31,441 --> 01:26:32,943 I've run out of favor with the Grandmaster... 1607 01:26:33,110 --> 01:26:35,070 and in exchange for codes and access to a ship... 1608 01:26:35,237 --> 01:26:38,490 I'm asking for safe passage through the Anus. 1609 01:26:38,657 --> 01:26:39,992 You're telling us that you can get us 1610 01:26:40,075 --> 01:26:41,243 access into the garage... 1611 01:26:41,410 --> 01:26:43,161 without setting off any alarms? 1612 01:26:43,328 --> 01:26:44,997 Yes, brother. I can. 1613 01:26:45,163 --> 01:26:47,916 Okay, can I just... (WHISTLES) A quick FYI. 1614 01:26:48,083 --> 01:26:49,751 I was just talking to him just a couple minutes ago... 1615 01:26:49,918 --> 01:26:52,421 and he was totally ready to kill any of us. 1616 01:26:52,588 --> 01:26:53,755 He did try to kill me. 1617 01:26:53,922 --> 01:26:55,757 Yes, me too. On many, many occasions. 1618 01:26:55,924 --> 01:26:57,509 There was one time when we were children... 1619 01:26:57,676 --> 01:26:59,136 he transformed himself into a snake, 1620 01:26:59,219 --> 01:27:00,429 and he knows that I love snakes. 1621 01:27:00,596 --> 01:27:02,431 So, I went to pick up the snake to admire it... 1622 01:27:02,598 --> 01:27:04,016 and he transformed back into himself 1623 01:27:04,099 --> 01:27:05,309 and he was like, "Yeah, it's me!" 1624 01:27:05,475 --> 01:27:08,478 And he stabbed me. We were eight at the time. 1625 01:27:08,979 --> 01:27:10,063 VALKYRIE: If we're boosting a ship... 1626 01:27:10,230 --> 01:27:11,815 we're gonna need to draw some guards away from the palace. 1627 01:27:11,982 --> 01:27:13,400 Why not set the beast loose? 1628 01:27:13,483 --> 01:27:14,526 Shut up. 1629 01:27:14,693 --> 01:27:15,777 You guys have a beast? 1630 01:27:15,944 --> 01:27:18,322 No, there's no beast. He's just being stupid. 1631 01:27:18,530 --> 01:27:20,032 We're going to start a revolution. 1632 01:27:20,532 --> 01:27:22,117 -Revolution? -I'll explain later. 1633 01:27:22,284 --> 01:27:24,578 -Who's this guy again? -I'll explain later. 1634 01:27:25,412 --> 01:27:27,581 Is that some sort of protoplasm, 1635 01:27:27,664 --> 01:27:28,874 all the stuff that's coming out of you... 1636 01:27:29,041 --> 01:27:30,334 or are they eggs? 1637 01:27:31,627 --> 01:27:32,878 Looks like eggs. 1638 01:27:34,755 --> 01:27:36,215 -Oh! -(CLATTERING) 1639 01:27:42,262 --> 01:27:43,680 I'm looking for Korg. 1640 01:27:43,847 --> 01:27:45,140 Who's asking? 1641 01:27:45,307 --> 01:27:46,475 I know you're asking. 1642 01:27:46,642 --> 01:27:48,644 Is anyone else asking, or is it just you? 1643 01:27:48,810 --> 01:27:51,021 The Lord of Thunder sends his best. 1644 01:27:53,148 --> 01:27:54,441 (GUN POWERING UP) 1645 01:27:54,525 --> 01:27:56,610 The revolution has begun. 1646 01:27:56,860 --> 01:27:58,904 Revolution? How did this happen? 1647 01:27:59,071 --> 01:28:00,572 Don't know. 1648 01:28:00,739 --> 01:28:02,157 But the arena's mainframe 1649 01:28:02,241 --> 01:28:03,909 for the Obedience Disks have been deactivated... 1650 01:28:04,076 --> 01:28:05,953 and the slaves have armed themselves. 1651 01:28:06,036 --> 01:28:08,205 Oh. I don't like that word. 1652 01:28:08,372 --> 01:28:09,665 Which? Mainframe? 1653 01:28:09,831 --> 01:28:11,917 No. Why would I not like "mainframe"? 1654 01:28:12,084 --> 01:28:14,127 No, the "S" word. 1655 01:28:14,294 --> 01:28:17,047 Sorry, the prisoners with jobs have armed themselves. 1656 01:28:18,465 --> 01:28:19,800 Okay, that's better. 1657 01:28:24,805 --> 01:28:25,806 (BEEPING) 1658 01:28:25,889 --> 01:28:27,724 Hey, so, listen. We should talk. 1659 01:28:29,226 --> 01:28:30,269 I disagree. 1660 01:28:30,644 --> 01:28:33,564 Open communication was never our family's forte. 1661 01:28:33,730 --> 01:28:34,857 You have no idea. 1662 01:28:35,023 --> 01:28:37,651 Been quite the revelation since we last spoke. 1663 01:28:37,734 --> 01:28:38,735 Hello. 1664 01:28:39,695 --> 01:28:40,737 Hi. 1665 01:28:47,995 --> 01:28:49,621 Odin brought us together. 1666 01:28:50,414 --> 01:28:53,250 It's almost poetic that his death should split us apart. 1667 01:28:59,298 --> 01:29:01,425 We might as well be strangers now. 1668 01:29:01,592 --> 01:29:04,803 Two sons of the crown, set adrift. 1669 01:29:04,887 --> 01:29:06,889 -Oh. -(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE) 1670 01:29:07,764 --> 01:29:09,308 Thought you didn't wanna talk about it. 1671 01:29:10,893 --> 01:29:11,894 Here's the thing. 1672 01:29:12,060 --> 01:29:13,854 I'm probably better off staying here on Sakaar. 1673 01:29:14,021 --> 01:29:15,731 That's exactly what I was thinking. 1674 01:29:17,608 --> 01:29:19,026 Did you just agree with me? 1675 01:29:19,193 --> 01:29:20,777 Come on, this place is perfect for you. 1676 01:29:20,944 --> 01:29:22,613 It's savage, chaotic, lawless... 1677 01:29:22,779 --> 01:29:24,448 Brother, you're gonna do great here. 1678 01:29:24,615 --> 01:29:26,325 Do you truly think so little of me? 1679 01:29:28,410 --> 01:29:30,162 Loki, I thought the world of you. 1680 01:29:31,246 --> 01:29:33,832 I thought we were gonna fight side by side forever. 1681 01:29:33,999 --> 01:29:37,127 But at the end of the day, you're you and I'm me. 1682 01:29:37,544 --> 01:29:40,005 I don't know, maybe there's still good in you. 1683 01:29:40,172 --> 01:29:41,340 But let's be honest, 1684 01:29:41,423 --> 01:29:43,675 our paths diverged a long time ago. 1685 01:29:48,347 --> 01:29:49,389 Yeah. 1686 01:29:50,557 --> 01:29:51,642 It's probably for the best 1687 01:29:51,725 --> 01:29:52,935 that we never see each other again. 1688 01:29:53,101 --> 01:29:54,394 That's what you always wanted. 1689 01:29:54,645 --> 01:29:55,938 (PATS ON THE BACK) 1690 01:29:58,607 --> 01:30:00,317 Hey, let's do "Get Help." 1691 01:30:00,484 --> 01:30:01,485 -What? -"Get Help." 1692 01:30:01,568 --> 01:30:02,569 No. 1693 01:30:02,653 --> 01:30:03,654 -Come on, you love it. -I hate it. 1694 01:30:03,737 --> 01:30:04,738 It's great. It works every time. 1695 01:30:04,821 --> 01:30:06,448 -It's humiliating. -Do you have a better plan? 1696 01:30:06,532 --> 01:30:07,866 -No. -We're doing it. 1697 01:30:08,200 --> 01:30:09,993 We are not doing "Get Help." 1698 01:30:10,494 --> 01:30:12,287 -(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) -Get help! Please! 1699 01:30:12,454 --> 01:30:13,497 My brother, he's dying. 1700 01:30:13,664 --> 01:30:15,666 Get help! Help him! 1701 01:30:17,709 --> 01:30:18,961 Classic. 1702 01:30:19,044 --> 01:30:20,420 (GROANS) Still hate it. 1703 01:30:20,587 --> 01:30:22,923 -It's humiliating. -Not for me, it's not. 1704 01:30:23,090 --> 01:30:25,259 Now, which one's the ship she told us to get? 1705 01:30:25,342 --> 01:30:26,343 The Commodore. 1706 01:30:26,844 --> 01:30:27,845 THOR: Right. 1707 01:30:30,889 --> 01:30:33,475 Though I feel it won't make much of a difference. 1708 01:30:35,602 --> 01:30:37,396 Oh, Loki. 1709 01:30:38,564 --> 01:30:39,898 I know I've betrayed you many times before... 1710 01:30:40,065 --> 01:30:41,733 but this time it's truly nothing personal. 1711 01:30:41,900 --> 01:30:43,735 The reward for your capture 1712 01:30:43,819 --> 01:30:44,987 -will set me up nicely. -(ALARM BLARING) 1713 01:30:45,153 --> 01:30:46,780 Never one for sentiment, were you? 1714 01:30:46,947 --> 01:30:48,407 Easier to let it burn. 1715 01:30:48,740 --> 01:30:49,741 I agree. 1716 01:30:53,161 --> 01:30:54,371 (GROANING) 1717 01:30:58,208 --> 01:30:59,835 Oh, that looks painful. 1718 01:31:00,544 --> 01:31:03,380 Oh, dear brother, you're becoming predictable. 1719 01:31:03,547 --> 01:31:05,549 I trust you, you betray me. 1720 01:31:05,716 --> 01:31:07,759 Round and round in circles we go. 1721 01:31:07,926 --> 01:31:09,928 See, Loki, life is about, it's about growth. 1722 01:31:10,095 --> 01:31:11,305 It's about change. 1723 01:31:11,471 --> 01:31:14,683 But you seem to just wanna stay the same. 1724 01:31:15,225 --> 01:31:16,852 I guess what I'm trying to say... 1725 01:31:17,019 --> 01:31:19,980 is that you'll always be the God of Mischief... 1726 01:31:20,147 --> 01:31:21,648 but you could be more. 1727 01:31:24,109 --> 01:31:26,111 I'll just put this over here for you. 1728 01:31:26,278 --> 01:31:29,781 Anyway, all got places to be, so good luck. 1729 01:31:35,621 --> 01:31:36,997 All right, I can figure this out. 1730 01:31:37,164 --> 01:31:39,124 It's just another spaceship. 1731 01:31:39,208 --> 01:31:40,501 (POWERING UP) 1732 01:31:52,346 --> 01:31:53,722 GRANDMASTER: (ON SPEAKERS) Loyal Sakaarians... 1733 01:31:53,889 --> 01:31:55,849 Lord of Thunder has stolen my ship 1734 01:31:55,933 --> 01:31:57,434 and my favorite champion. 1735 01:31:58,852 --> 01:32:02,022 Sakaarians, take to the skies. Bring him down. 1736 01:32:02,189 --> 01:32:03,982 Do not let him leave this planet. 1737 01:32:16,954 --> 01:32:18,413 -Good shot! -Thanks. 1738 01:32:21,124 --> 01:32:22,334 VALKYRIE: (ON RADIO) Open the doors. 1739 01:32:22,501 --> 01:32:23,919 Okay. 1740 01:32:29,049 --> 01:32:30,926 I hope that you're tougher than you look. 1741 01:32:31,093 --> 01:32:32,135 Why? 1742 01:32:32,636 --> 01:32:34,388 (SCREAMING) 1743 01:32:35,722 --> 01:32:38,016 -(GROANING) -(LAUGHS) 1744 01:32:44,606 --> 01:32:46,441 Shouldn't we be shooting back or something? 1745 01:32:46,525 --> 01:32:47,526 Yes, we should. 1746 01:32:47,734 --> 01:32:49,611 Where are the guns on this ship? 1747 01:32:49,778 --> 01:32:51,154 VALKYRIE: There aren't any. 1748 01:32:51,321 --> 01:32:52,906 -It's a leisure vessel. -BANNER: What? 1749 01:32:53,073 --> 01:32:54,616 Grandmaster uses it for his good times, 1750 01:32:54,700 --> 01:32:55,909 orgies and stuff. 1751 01:32:56,076 --> 01:32:57,452 Did she just say the Grandmaster 1752 01:32:57,536 --> 01:32:58,662 uses it for orgies? 1753 01:32:58,829 --> 01:33:00,038 Yeah. 1754 01:33:00,205 --> 01:33:01,623 Don't touch anything. 1755 01:33:11,592 --> 01:33:13,635 (ALARM BEEPING) 1756 01:33:21,935 --> 01:33:22,936 No! 1757 01:33:24,980 --> 01:33:26,148 (LAUGHING) 1758 01:33:26,231 --> 01:33:27,274 -No! -No! 1759 01:33:30,152 --> 01:33:31,153 (YELLS) 1760 01:33:34,239 --> 01:33:35,324 Get inside! 1761 01:33:35,490 --> 01:33:37,159 In a minute. 1762 01:33:38,785 --> 01:33:40,829 (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1763 01:33:48,504 --> 01:33:50,380 I should probably go and help. Here, take the wheel. 1764 01:33:50,547 --> 01:33:52,049 No. I don't know how to fly one of these. 1765 01:33:52,216 --> 01:33:53,926 You're a scientist. Use one of your PhDs. 1766 01:33:54,092 --> 01:33:57,387 None of them are for flying alien spaceships! 1767 01:34:31,797 --> 01:34:32,840 Okay, come on. 1768 01:34:32,923 --> 01:34:35,050 There's gotta be a gun on this thing. 1769 01:34:35,217 --> 01:34:36,260 That looks like a gun. 1770 01:34:37,386 --> 01:34:38,804 GRANDMASTER: (SINGING) It's my birthday 1771 01:34:38,887 --> 01:34:40,013 It's my birthday 1772 01:34:40,764 --> 01:34:41,807 It's my birthday 1773 01:34:41,890 --> 01:34:43,183 (FIREWORKS BURSTING) 1774 01:34:43,559 --> 01:34:44,977 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1775 01:34:49,857 --> 01:34:51,149 Yeah! 1776 01:34:52,860 --> 01:34:54,152 -(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE) -(GRUNTS) 1777 01:35:08,458 --> 01:35:10,711 Guys, we're coming up on the Devil's Anus! 1778 01:35:17,467 --> 01:35:18,468 There she is. 1779 01:35:18,635 --> 01:35:20,679 Our ticket out of here. 1780 01:35:21,138 --> 01:35:22,431 Hey, what's this? 1781 01:35:25,142 --> 01:35:26,768 -(DEVICE POWERS DOWN) -(LOKI GROANS) 1782 01:35:27,311 --> 01:35:28,395 Thank you. 1783 01:35:28,478 --> 01:35:30,981 Hey, man. We're about to jump on that ginormous spaceship. 1784 01:35:31,148 --> 01:35:32,149 You wanna come? 1785 01:35:32,649 --> 01:35:35,277 You do seem like 1786 01:35:35,360 --> 01:35:36,987 you're in desperate need of leadership. 1787 01:35:37,154 --> 01:35:38,697 Why, thank you. 1788 01:35:42,451 --> 01:35:43,535 Here we go. 1789 01:35:50,125 --> 01:35:51,126 Shit. 1790 01:35:51,210 --> 01:35:52,294 (EXPLOSIONS) 1791 01:35:57,508 --> 01:35:58,675 (BANNER GRUNTS) 1792 01:36:01,720 --> 01:36:03,180 (STRAINING) 1793 01:36:08,560 --> 01:36:10,354 SKURGE: Asgardians... 1794 01:36:10,521 --> 01:36:13,106 some misguided soul... 1795 01:36:13,899 --> 01:36:15,859 has stolen the Bifrost sword. 1796 01:36:16,026 --> 01:36:18,403 Tell us where it is... 1797 01:36:18,570 --> 01:36:21,198 or there will be consequences. 1798 01:36:25,118 --> 01:36:26,245 Bad ones. 1799 01:36:29,414 --> 01:36:30,415 Well? 1800 01:36:37,506 --> 01:36:38,674 You. 1801 01:36:38,757 --> 01:36:40,634 (ALL SCREAMING) 1802 01:36:42,845 --> 01:36:44,388 (MAN PROTESTING) 1803 01:36:55,315 --> 01:36:57,192 (WOMAN BREATHING SHAKILY) 1804 01:37:00,988 --> 01:37:02,698 (SOBBING) 1805 01:37:14,751 --> 01:37:18,964 Well? Executioner? 1806 01:37:23,927 --> 01:37:25,095 -(ALL GASP) -MAN: Wait! 1807 01:37:25,179 --> 01:37:26,180 Wait! 1808 01:37:28,807 --> 01:37:29,933 I know where the sword is. 1809 01:38:12,851 --> 01:38:15,103 I never thought I'd be back here. 1810 01:38:18,690 --> 01:38:20,275 BANNER: I thought it'd be a lot nicer. 1811 01:38:20,734 --> 01:38:22,194 I mean, not that it's not nice. 1812 01:38:22,277 --> 01:38:23,737 It's just, it's on fire. 1813 01:38:23,904 --> 01:38:25,072 Here, up here in the mountains. 1814 01:38:25,364 --> 01:38:27,533 Heat signatures. People clustered together. 1815 01:38:27,741 --> 01:38:28,742 She's coming for them. 1816 01:38:28,909 --> 01:38:29,910 Okay, drop me off at the palace 1817 01:38:29,993 --> 01:38:32,162 -and I'll draw her away. -And get yourself killed? 1818 01:38:32,329 --> 01:38:34,081 The people trapped down there are all that matters. 1819 01:38:34,248 --> 01:38:35,582 While I'm dealing with Hela, I need you two 1820 01:38:35,666 --> 01:38:36,875 to help get everyone off Asgard. 1821 01:38:37,042 --> 01:38:38,836 How the hell are we supposed to do that? 1822 01:38:39,336 --> 01:38:41,046 I have a man on the ground. 1823 01:38:43,257 --> 01:38:45,300 (LOW INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 1824 01:38:46,927 --> 01:38:47,928 Asgard. 1825 01:38:51,348 --> 01:38:52,683 She's here. 1826 01:39:04,236 --> 01:39:05,946 Now the ship has a gun. 1827 01:39:06,113 --> 01:39:07,281 I'll take it from here. 1828 01:39:08,115 --> 01:39:11,243 I found this in the armory. 1829 01:39:14,413 --> 01:39:15,622 Good luck. 1830 01:39:17,082 --> 01:39:18,500 Your Majesty... 1831 01:39:20,460 --> 01:39:21,587 don't die. 1832 01:39:24,381 --> 01:39:26,175 You know what I mean. 1833 01:40:25,067 --> 01:40:26,985 HEIMDALL: We must keep moving! 1834 01:40:27,611 --> 01:40:29,404 Go to the Bifrost! 1835 01:40:47,339 --> 01:40:48,632 (STAFF THUDDING) 1836 01:41:11,989 --> 01:41:13,365 Sister. 1837 01:41:15,367 --> 01:41:17,160 You're still alive. 1838 01:41:17,327 --> 01:41:19,204 I love what you've done with the place. 1839 01:41:19,288 --> 01:41:20,789 Redecorating, I see. 1840 01:41:20,956 --> 01:41:23,041 It seems our father's solution 1841 01:41:23,125 --> 01:41:25,794 to every problem was to cover it up. 1842 01:41:27,171 --> 01:41:28,964 Or to cast it out. 1843 01:41:31,049 --> 01:41:34,970 He told you you were worthy. He said the same thing to me. 1844 01:41:35,137 --> 01:41:36,513 You see? 1845 01:41:37,181 --> 01:41:39,308 You never knew him. 1846 01:41:39,600 --> 01:41:41,518 Not at his best. 1847 01:41:41,685 --> 01:41:44,563 Odin and I drowned entire civilizations 1848 01:41:44,646 --> 01:41:46,231 in blood and tears. 1849 01:41:46,398 --> 01:41:49,318 Where do you think all this gold came from? 1850 01:41:49,484 --> 01:41:51,236 And then, one day... 1851 01:41:51,403 --> 01:41:54,406 he decided to become a benevolent king. 1852 01:41:54,573 --> 01:41:57,201 To foster peace, to protect life... 1853 01:41:58,327 --> 01:41:59,912 to have you. 1854 01:42:00,370 --> 01:42:02,748 I understand why you're angry. 1855 01:42:02,915 --> 01:42:04,374 And you are my sister, and technically 1856 01:42:04,458 --> 01:42:06,835 have a claim to the throne. 1857 01:42:07,002 --> 01:42:08,837 And believe me, I would love for someone else to rule. 1858 01:42:09,004 --> 01:42:10,214 But it can't be you. 1859 01:42:10,380 --> 01:42:14,051 You're just... (SIGHS) The worst. 1860 01:42:15,511 --> 01:42:17,304 Okay, get up. 1861 01:42:17,471 --> 01:42:19,515 You're in my seat. 1862 01:42:20,474 --> 01:42:22,476 You know, Father once told me... 1863 01:42:22,643 --> 01:42:25,187 that a wise king never seeks out war. 1864 01:42:25,354 --> 01:42:27,898 But must always be ready for it. 1865 01:42:35,989 --> 01:42:38,033 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 1866 01:42:51,171 --> 01:42:52,464 (FENRIS GROWLS) 1867 01:42:54,758 --> 01:42:56,635 (GROWLING) 1868 01:42:59,972 --> 01:43:01,431 Go back! 1869 01:43:01,515 --> 01:43:02,599 (ALL CLAMORING) 1870 01:43:03,934 --> 01:43:05,060 (SNARLS) 1871 01:43:06,562 --> 01:43:07,896 HEIMDALL: Go! 1872 01:43:42,806 --> 01:43:45,392 To be honest, I expected more. 1873 01:43:48,395 --> 01:43:49,688 Heimdall! 1874 01:43:51,899 --> 01:43:53,650 The sword! 1875 01:43:55,652 --> 01:43:57,070 (CREATURES SNARLING) 1876 01:43:58,155 --> 01:43:59,698 Here's the difference between us. 1877 01:43:59,865 --> 01:44:01,450 I'm Odin's firstborn... 1878 01:44:01,617 --> 01:44:04,036 the rightful heir, the savior of Asgard. 1879 01:44:04,203 --> 01:44:05,954 -And you're nothing. -(GRUNTS) 1880 01:44:10,667 --> 01:44:11,877 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1881 01:44:13,921 --> 01:44:15,380 (GROANS) 1882 01:44:16,215 --> 01:44:19,092 So simple, even a blind man could see it. 1883 01:44:19,176 --> 01:44:20,594 (YELLS) 1884 01:44:21,094 --> 01:44:22,095 Oh. 1885 01:44:22,804 --> 01:44:25,057 Now you remind me of Dad. 1886 01:44:25,140 --> 01:44:26,975 (PEOPLE CLAMORING) 1887 01:44:31,438 --> 01:44:33,315 (ROARING) 1888 01:44:35,359 --> 01:44:37,110 The stupid dog won't die! 1889 01:44:42,074 --> 01:44:44,034 (ALL SCREAMING) 1890 01:44:58,924 --> 01:45:01,927 Everything's gonna be all right now. I got this. 1891 01:45:02,135 --> 01:45:04,221 You wanted to know who I am? 1892 01:45:05,180 --> 01:45:06,807 What the hell are you talking about? 1893 01:45:06,974 --> 01:45:08,392 You'll see! 1894 01:45:18,735 --> 01:45:20,779 (FENRIS SNIFFING) 1895 01:45:21,655 --> 01:45:22,865 (GROWLS) 1896 01:45:23,782 --> 01:45:24,992 (SNARLS) 1897 01:45:25,450 --> 01:45:27,119 (ALL WHIMPERING) 1898 01:45:37,129 --> 01:45:39,006 (ROARING) 1899 01:45:41,717 --> 01:45:43,218 (ROARS) 1900 01:45:55,189 --> 01:45:56,190 (GROANS) 1901 01:45:57,065 --> 01:45:59,276 You see? No one's going anywhere. 1902 01:45:59,443 --> 01:46:00,819 I'll get that sword... 1903 01:46:00,986 --> 01:46:03,697 even if I have to kill every single one of them to do it. 1904 01:46:30,140 --> 01:46:31,183 Hey, man. 1905 01:46:32,893 --> 01:46:34,311 I'm Korg. This is Miek. 1906 01:46:34,478 --> 01:46:35,604 We're gonna jump on that spaceship 1907 01:46:35,687 --> 01:46:36,939 and get out of here. Wanna come? 1908 01:46:37,022 --> 01:46:38,315 (SHIP APPROACHING) 1909 01:46:46,657 --> 01:46:50,494 Your savior is here. 1910 01:46:54,581 --> 01:46:55,707 (CHUCKLING) 1911 01:46:56,500 --> 01:46:57,626 (SCREAMS) 1912 01:46:57,709 --> 01:46:59,586 Did you miss me? 1913 01:46:59,753 --> 01:47:01,213 Everyone, on that ship now. 1914 01:47:05,592 --> 01:47:07,761 Welcome home. I saw you coming. 1915 01:47:07,928 --> 01:47:09,012 Of course you did. 1916 01:47:11,098 --> 01:47:12,558 (CREATURES SNARLING) 1917 01:47:14,268 --> 01:47:16,144 (KORG YELLING) 1918 01:47:25,696 --> 01:47:27,990 It's a valiant effort, but you never stood a chance. 1919 01:47:29,032 --> 01:47:30,075 You see... 1920 01:47:30,868 --> 01:47:33,787 I'm not a queen or a monster. 1921 01:47:35,497 --> 01:47:37,583 I'm the Goddess of Death. 1922 01:47:38,375 --> 01:47:40,752 What were you the god of, again? 1923 01:47:47,384 --> 01:47:49,428 (PANTING) 1924 01:47:52,181 --> 01:47:54,057 Even when you had two eyes... 1925 01:47:54,766 --> 01:47:56,643 you'd see only half the picture. 1926 01:47:58,228 --> 01:48:01,231 She's too strong. Without my hammer, I can't. 1927 01:48:02,316 --> 01:48:05,861 Are you Thor, the God of Hammers? Hmm? 1928 01:48:05,944 --> 01:48:07,946 (PANTING) 1929 01:48:08,906 --> 01:48:11,241 That hammer was to help you control your power, 1930 01:48:11,325 --> 01:48:12,618 to focus it. 1931 01:48:13,410 --> 01:48:15,204 It was never your source of strength. 1932 01:48:15,913 --> 01:48:18,248 It's too late. She's already taken Asgard. 1933 01:48:19,291 --> 01:48:21,960 Asgard is not a place. Never was. 1934 01:48:23,212 --> 01:48:24,505 This could be Asgard. 1935 01:48:25,672 --> 01:48:27,758 Asgard is where our people stand. 1936 01:48:28,759 --> 01:48:33,555 Even now, right now, those people need your help. 1937 01:48:41,271 --> 01:48:43,398 I'm not as strong as you. 1938 01:48:46,068 --> 01:48:47,110 No... 1939 01:48:48,529 --> 01:48:49,821 you're stronger. 1940 01:48:58,830 --> 01:49:00,207 Tell me, brother. 1941 01:49:00,374 --> 01:49:02,835 What were you the god of again? 1942 01:49:02,918 --> 01:49:04,336 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 1943 01:49:07,130 --> 01:49:09,049 -(THUNDER RUMBLING) -(THOR YELLING) 1944 01:49:23,814 --> 01:49:25,858 (IMMIGRANT SONG BY LED ZEPPELIN PLAYING) 1945 01:49:54,595 --> 01:49:55,929 (FIREWORKS BURSTING) 1946 01:50:05,480 --> 01:50:06,648 (GROWLS) 1947 01:50:07,107 --> 01:50:08,108 (ROARS) 1948 01:50:42,142 --> 01:50:43,810 (YELLING) 1949 01:51:18,428 --> 01:51:20,639 -You're late. -You're missing an eye. 1950 01:51:20,806 --> 01:51:22,307 VALKYRIE: This isn't over. 1951 01:51:27,646 --> 01:51:29,356 (ALL PANTING) 1952 01:51:29,439 --> 01:51:31,149 I think we should disband the Revengers. 1953 01:51:32,734 --> 01:51:33,861 Hit her with a lightning blast. 1954 01:51:34,027 --> 01:51:35,112 I just hit her with the biggest lightning blast 1955 01:51:35,195 --> 01:51:36,321 in the history of lightning. 1956 01:51:36,488 --> 01:51:37,489 It did nothing. 1957 01:51:41,493 --> 01:51:44,121 We just need to hold her off until everyone's on board. 1958 01:51:44,288 --> 01:51:46,206 It won't end there. 1959 01:51:46,373 --> 01:51:49,793 The longer Hela's on Asgard, the more powerful she grows. 1960 01:51:49,960 --> 01:51:51,670 She'll hunt us down. 1961 01:51:51,837 --> 01:51:53,380 We need to stop her here and now. 1962 01:51:53,547 --> 01:51:54,756 So what do we do? 1963 01:51:55,507 --> 01:51:57,092 I'm not doing "Get Help." 1964 01:52:09,229 --> 01:52:12,524 Asgard's not a place, it's a people. 1965 01:52:14,610 --> 01:52:15,611 Loki... 1966 01:52:15,777 --> 01:52:17,738 this was never about stopping Ragnarok. 1967 01:52:17,905 --> 01:52:19,948 This was about causing Ragnarok. 1968 01:52:20,115 --> 01:52:21,742 Surtur's crown, the vault. 1969 01:52:23,327 --> 01:52:24,786 It's the only way. 1970 01:52:25,287 --> 01:52:26,747 Bold move, brother. 1971 01:52:28,040 --> 01:52:29,625 Even for me. 1972 01:52:32,836 --> 01:52:33,879 Shall we? 1973 01:52:35,005 --> 01:52:36,006 After you. 1974 01:52:48,810 --> 01:52:50,103 (GRUNTING) 1975 01:52:58,445 --> 01:52:59,530 (GRUNTING) 1976 01:53:01,532 --> 01:53:03,075 This is madness. 1977 01:53:03,158 --> 01:53:04,826 (ALL CLAMORING) 1978 01:53:16,630 --> 01:53:18,215 Go! Go, now! 1979 01:53:35,899 --> 01:53:37,568 (CREATURES SNARLING) 1980 01:53:43,031 --> 01:53:44,908 (PEOPLE CLAMORING) 1981 01:53:55,502 --> 01:53:56,753 (MAN SCREAMS) 1982 01:53:57,421 --> 01:53:58,630 (GUN FIRING) 1983 01:54:19,234 --> 01:54:20,694 For Asgard. 1984 01:54:34,958 --> 01:54:36,293 SKURGE: Hela! 1985 01:54:43,217 --> 01:54:44,468 (GUN CLICKS) 1986 01:54:45,177 --> 01:54:46,178 (GRUNTS) 1987 01:54:47,471 --> 01:54:48,555 (YELLS) 1988 01:54:49,723 --> 01:54:50,974 (GROANS) 1989 01:55:00,859 --> 01:55:04,988 With the Eternal Flame, you are reborn. 1990 01:55:12,329 --> 01:55:13,330 (GASPING) 1991 01:55:16,708 --> 01:55:17,960 Hela, enough! 1992 01:55:21,463 --> 01:55:24,341 You want Asgard, it's yours. 1993 01:55:24,508 --> 01:55:27,928 Whatever game you're playing, it won't work. 1994 01:55:28,095 --> 01:55:29,763 You can't defeat me. 1995 01:55:30,389 --> 01:55:31,723 No, I know. 1996 01:55:33,433 --> 01:55:34,476 But he can. 1997 01:55:36,270 --> 01:55:38,689 (ROARING) 1998 01:55:38,772 --> 01:55:40,148 No. 1999 01:55:40,899 --> 01:55:42,109 (HELA GRUNTS) 2000 01:55:48,740 --> 01:55:52,160 Tremble before me, Asgard! 2001 01:55:52,327 --> 01:55:54,454 I am your reckoning! 2002 01:56:03,172 --> 01:56:04,715 The people are safe. 2003 01:56:05,340 --> 01:56:07,217 That's all that matters. 2004 01:56:09,052 --> 01:56:10,387 THOR: We're fulfilling the prophecy. 2005 01:56:10,888 --> 01:56:12,264 I hate this prophecy. 2006 01:56:12,431 --> 01:56:14,224 So do I, but we have no choice. 2007 01:56:14,391 --> 01:56:16,185 Surtur destroys Asgard... 2008 01:56:16,351 --> 01:56:18,687 he destroys Hela, so that our people may live. 2009 01:56:18,854 --> 01:56:20,439 But we need to let him finish the job, 2010 01:56:20,522 --> 01:56:21,607 -otherwise... -(HULK ROARING) 2011 01:56:23,275 --> 01:56:24,276 No! 2012 01:56:24,359 --> 01:56:25,652 (HULK ROARING) 2013 01:56:26,695 --> 01:56:28,739 Hulk, stop, you moron! 2014 01:56:28,822 --> 01:56:30,449 (HULK GRUNTING) 2015 01:56:31,408 --> 01:56:32,409 (ROARS) 2016 01:56:33,202 --> 01:56:34,912 (SCREAMING) 2017 01:56:37,831 --> 01:56:38,874 THOR: Hulk, stop. 2018 01:56:39,041 --> 01:56:42,085 Just for once in your life, don't smash. 2019 01:56:43,253 --> 01:56:44,963 Big monster! 2020 01:56:45,130 --> 01:56:46,590 Let's go! 2021 01:56:47,132 --> 01:56:48,175 (GROWLS) 2022 01:56:48,258 --> 01:56:49,259 Fine. 2023 01:56:52,262 --> 01:56:53,347 (HULK GRUNTS) 2024 01:57:00,479 --> 01:57:01,480 (GRUNTS) 2025 01:57:13,450 --> 01:57:16,328 SURTUR: I am Asgard's doom! 2026 01:57:18,664 --> 01:57:19,998 (LAUGHING) 2027 01:57:39,309 --> 01:57:41,395 The damage is not too bad. 2028 01:57:41,562 --> 01:57:43,564 As long as the foundations are still strong... 2029 01:57:43,730 --> 01:57:45,357 we can rebuild this place. 2030 01:57:45,524 --> 01:57:47,734 It will become a haven... 2031 01:57:47,901 --> 01:57:50,863 for all peoples and aliens of the universe. 2032 01:57:57,369 --> 01:58:00,414 Now those foundations are gone. Sorry. 2033 01:58:00,998 --> 01:58:02,666 (DISTANT EXPLOSIONS) 2034 01:58:15,220 --> 01:58:17,139 What have I done? 2035 01:58:18,307 --> 01:58:20,726 You saved us from extinction. 2036 01:58:20,893 --> 01:58:22,728 Asgard is not a place... 2037 01:58:24,229 --> 01:58:26,106 it's a people. 2038 01:58:54,968 --> 01:58:56,470 It suits you. 2039 01:58:59,223 --> 01:59:01,975 Maybe you're not so bad after all, brother. 2040 01:59:02,434 --> 01:59:03,477 Maybe not. 2041 01:59:04,686 --> 01:59:05,854 Thank you. 2042 01:59:06,605 --> 01:59:09,107 If you were here, I might even give you a hug. 2043 01:59:13,195 --> 01:59:14,446 I'm here. 2044 01:59:38,720 --> 01:59:40,764 Your throne. 2045 01:59:55,153 --> 01:59:58,490 So. King of Asgard. 2046 02:00:09,001 --> 02:00:10,127 Where to? 2047 02:00:11,253 --> 02:00:12,671 I'm not sure. 2048 02:00:13,046 --> 02:00:14,548 Any suggestions? 2049 02:00:16,967 --> 02:00:18,927 Miek, where are you from? 2050 02:00:19,094 --> 02:00:20,929 Oh, Miek's dead. 2051 02:00:21,096 --> 02:00:24,224 Yeah, no, I accidentally stomped on him on the bridge. 2052 02:00:24,391 --> 02:00:25,893 I've just felt so guilty, 2053 02:00:25,976 --> 02:00:27,311 I've been carrying him around all day. 2054 02:00:29,229 --> 02:00:31,064 -(CHITTERING) -(GASPS) Miek, you're alive! 2055 02:00:31,231 --> 02:00:32,399 He's alive, guys. 2056 02:00:32,482 --> 02:00:33,859 What was your question again, bro? 2057 02:00:35,360 --> 02:00:36,778 Earth it is. 2058 02:00:36,862 --> 02:00:38,906 (MUSIC PLAYING) 2059 02:02:53,457 --> 02:02:54,958 Do you really think it's a good idea 2060 02:02:55,042 --> 02:02:56,168 to go back to Earth? 2061 02:02:56,335 --> 02:02:57,419 Yes, of course. 2062 02:02:57,503 --> 02:02:59,630 The people of Earth love me. I'm very popular. 2063 02:03:00,214 --> 02:03:02,132 Let me rephrase that. 2064 02:03:02,299 --> 02:03:04,092 Do you really think it's a good idea 2065 02:03:04,176 --> 02:03:05,886 to bring me back to Earth? 2066 02:03:06,053 --> 02:03:08,096 Probably not, to be honest. 2067 02:03:08,263 --> 02:03:09,973 I wouldn't worry, brother. 2068 02:03:10,057 --> 02:03:13,185 I feel like everything's gonna work out fine. 2069 02:03:16,271 --> 02:03:18,023 (LOW RUMBLING) 2070 02:03:30,118 --> 02:03:32,162 (MUSIC PLAYING) 2071 02:09:38,195 --> 02:09:39,655 (GROANING) 2072 02:09:41,990 --> 02:09:42,991 Oh, boy. 2073 02:09:45,118 --> 02:09:47,120 (SCRAPPERS EXCLAIMING) 2074 02:09:49,623 --> 02:09:51,458 (GROANS) Oh. 2075 02:09:51,542 --> 02:09:55,671 I just gotta say, I'm proud of you all. 2076 02:09:55,838 --> 02:09:59,258 This revolution has been a huge success. Yay, us! 2077 02:09:59,341 --> 02:10:01,802 Pat on the back. Pat on the back. 2078 02:10:01,885 --> 02:10:04,263 Come on. No? 2079 02:10:04,680 --> 02:10:06,723 Me too. 'Cause I've been a big part of it. 2080 02:10:06,807 --> 02:10:09,601 Can't have a revolution without somebody to overthrow. 2081 02:10:09,726 --> 02:10:11,770 So, you're welcome. 2082 02:10:11,937 --> 02:10:14,273 And, uh, it's a tie.