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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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THOR: Now, I know
what you're thinking.
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"Oh, no! Thor's in a cage.
How did this happen?"
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Well, sometimes
you have to get captured
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just to get a straight answer
out of somebody.
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It's a long story,
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but basically,
I'm a bit of a hero.
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See, I spent some time
on Earth...
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fought some robots,
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saved the planet
a couple of times.
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Then I went searching
through the cosmos
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for some magic, colorful
Infinity Stone things.
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Didn't find any.
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That's when I came across
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a path of death
and destruction...
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which led me all the way here
into this cage...
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where I met you.
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Hmm.
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How much longer do you think
we'll be here?
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(CHAIN RATTLING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(SURTUR CHUCKLING)
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Thor, son of Odin.
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Surtur, son of a bitch.
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You're still alive.
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I thought my father killed you
a half a million years ago.
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I cannot die.
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Not until
I fulfill my destiny...
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and lay waste to your home.
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It's funny
you should mention that.
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Because I've been having these
terrible dreams of late.
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Asgard up in flames,
falling to ruins.
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And you, Surtur,
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are at the center
of all of them.
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Then you have seen Ragnarok,
the fall of Asgard.
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-The great prophecy...
-Hang on.
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-Hang on.
-(CHAIN CREAKING)
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I'll be back around shortly.
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I really feel like we were
connecting there.
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(GRUNTS)
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Okay, so Ragnarok.
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Tell me about that.
Walk me through it.
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My time has come.
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When my crown is reunited
with the Eternal Flame...
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I shall be restored
to my full might.
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I will tower
over the mountains...
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and bury my sword
deep in Asgard's...
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THOR: Oh, hang on.
Give it a second.
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I swear I'm not even moving.
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It's just doing this
on its own.
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-I'm really sorry.
-(SIGHS)
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Okay, so let me
get this straight.
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You're going to put your crown
into the Eternal Flame...
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and then you'll suddenly grow
as big as a house?
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A mountain!
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The Eternal Flame that Odin
keeps locked away on Asgard?
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Odin is not on Asgard.
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And your absence has left
the throne defenseless.
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Okay, so where is it?
This crown?
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This is my crown,
the source of my power.
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Oh, that's a crown.
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I thought it was
a big eyebrow.
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It's a crown.
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Anyway, it sounds like all I
have to do to stop Ragnarok...
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is rip that thing
off your head.
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(LAUGHS) But Ragnarok
has already begun.
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You cannot stop it.
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(METAL SCRAPING)
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I am Asgard's doom,
and so are you.
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All will suffer,
all will burn.
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Oh, that's intense.
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To be honest,
seeing you grow really big...
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and set fire to a planet
would be quite the spectacle.
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But it looks like I'm gonna
have to choose option B...
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where I bust
out of these chains...
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knock that tiara
off your head,
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and stash it away
in Asgard's vault.
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You cannot stop Ragnarok.
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Why fight it?
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Because that's what heroes do.
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(THOR SIGHS) Hmm.
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Wait, I'm sorry.
I didn't time that right.
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-(DISTANT THUDDING)
-Hmm?
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And, now!
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(GRUNTS)
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(IMMIGRANT SONG
BY LED ZEPPELIN PLAYING)
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You have made
a grave mistake, Odinson.
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I make grave mistakes
all the time.
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(GROWLING)
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Everything seems to work out.
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(CREATURES SNARLING)
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(CREATURES ROARING)
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(ROARS)
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(YELLING)
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(ROARS)
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(SURTUR LAUGHING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(YELLING)
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Huh?
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(CREATURES SNARLING)
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Heimdall, I know
it's been a while,
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but I could really use
a fast exit.
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Heimdall?
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SKURGE: Heimdall was an idiot.
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This job should have
made him rich.
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Now, the job ain't easy...
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but it does have its benefits.
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The Bifrost gives me
access to everything
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the Nine Realms has to offer.
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I mean it's all mine
for the taking.
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Behold...
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my stuff.
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Ooh.
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I'm particularly fond
of these.
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I pulled them out of a place
on Midgard called Texas.
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I even named them.
Des and Troy.
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You see,
when you put them together...
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they destroy.
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(ROARING)
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Heimdall, come on.
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(RUMBLING)
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(ROARING)
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Stay!
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Heimdall?
I'm running short on options.
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-Heimdall?
-(RATTLING)
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Um... Skurge?
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(RATTLING)
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Is that important?
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SKURGE: You girls
are in for a treat.
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(ROARING)
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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(SQUEAKING)
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(CREATURE EXHALES)
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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Girls!
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Well, well, well.
Look who decided to pop in.
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Thanks for scaring away
my company
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and drenching my workplace
in brains.
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Who are you?
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Don't you remember?
I'm Skurge.
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We fought together
on Vanaheim.
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Right. Where is Heimdall?
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That traitor. No one knows.
He's a fugitive of the throne.
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Traitor?
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Yeah. Well, you see,
Odin charged Heimdall
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with negligence of duty...
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but he disappeared
before the trial.
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Hard to catch a guy
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who can see
everything in the universe.
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Sure.
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Hold on. I'm supposed
to announce your arrival.
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(WHOOSHES)
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(SIGHS)
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(ALL GASP)
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What the hell is that?
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(CHOIR VOCALIZING)
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MAN 1: Oh, brother.
This is it.
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I take my leave.
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MAN 2: You fool,
you didn't listen!
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MAN 1: I'm sorry.
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Lady Sif, get help!
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Somebody, help!
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MAN 1: Sorry
for all I've done.
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Shh. It's all right. Hold on.
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I'm sorry
I tried to rule Earth.
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They'd be lucky to have you.
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I'm sorry about that thing
with the Tesseract.
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-I just couldn't help myself.
-I know.
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I'm a trickster.
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So mischievous.
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Sorry about that time
I turned you into a frog.
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It was a wonderful joke.
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'Twas indeed hilarious.
(CHUCKLES)
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MAN 2: You are the savior
of Asgard.
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-Tell my story.
-I will.
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Build a statue for me.
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We will build
a big statue for you.
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With my helmet on,
with the big bendy horns.
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I will tell Father
what you did here today.
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I didn't do it for him.
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I didn't do it for him.
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(GROANS)
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(VOCALIZING)
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No!
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(SOBBING)
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And so,
Loki died of his wounds...
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giving his life for ours.
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He fought back
those disgusting elves...
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he brought peace to the realm.
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Loki, my boy...
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'twas many moons ago
I found you
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on that
frostbitten battlefield.
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On that day,
I did not yet see in you...
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Asgard's savior. No.
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You were merely
a little blue baby icicle...
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that melted
this old fool's heart.
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING
AND APPLAUDING)
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Bravo! Bravo!
Well done. Bravo.
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Father.
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Oh, shit.
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Uh, my son, Thor,
has returned!
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-Greetings, my boy.
-(SCATTERED APPLAUSE)
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It's an interesting play.
What's it called?
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The Tragedy of Loki of Asgard.
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The people wanted
to commemorate him.
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THOR: Ah, indeed they should.
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I like the statue.
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A lot better looking than he
was when he was alive, though.
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A little less weaselly,
less greasy, maybe.
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Do you know what this is?
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The skull of Surtur.
That's a formidable weapon!
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Do me a favor.
Lock this away in a vault...
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so it doesn't turn
into a giant monster
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and destroy the whole planet.
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Thank you, dear. Um...
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So it's back to Midgard
for you, is it?
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Nope.
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I've been having this
reoccurring dream lately.
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Every night,
I see Asgard fall into ruins.
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ODIN: That's just
a silly dream...
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signs of an overactive
imagination.
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THOR: Possibly.
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But then I decide to go
out there and investigate.
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And what do I find,
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but the Nine Realms
completely in chaos.
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Enemies of Asgard assembling,
plotting our demise...
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all while you, Odin,
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the protector
of those Nine Realms...
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are sitting here
in your bathrobe,
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eating grapes.
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Yes, it is best to respect
our neighbors' freedom.
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Yes, of course,
the freedom to be massacred.
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Yes, besides I've been
rather busy myself.
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Watching theater.
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Board meetings, and security
council meetings...
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You're really gonna
make me do it?
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Do what?
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(ALL GASP)
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You know that
nothing will stop Mjolnir
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as it returns to my hand.
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Not even your face.
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You've gone quite mad.
You'll be executed for this.
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Then I'll see you
on the other side, brother.
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All right, I yield.
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(ALL GASP)
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Behold!
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Thor...
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-Odinson.
-No.
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You had one job. Just the one.
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Where's Odin?
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You just couldn't stay away,
could you?
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Everything was fine
without you.
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Asgard was prospering.
You've ruined everything.
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-Ask them.
-Where's Father?
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-Did you kill him?
-You had what you wanted.
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You had the independence
you asked for.
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(GRUNTS) Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Okay. I know exactly
where he is.
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(SIRENS BLARING IN DISTANCE)
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I swear I left him right here.
262
00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:26,600
THOR: Right here
on the sidewalk,
263
00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:28,000
or right there where the
building is being demolished?
264
00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:29,320
Great planning.
265
00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:30,720
How was I supposed to know?
266
00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:32,040
Can't see into the future.
I'm not a witch.
267
00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:34,440
No? Then why do you dress
like one?
268
00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:36,840
-Hey.
-I can't believe you're alive.
269
00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:38,480
I saw you die.
270
00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:40,200
I mourned you,
I cried for you.
271
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:41,640
I'm honored.
272
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,000
GIRL: Ask him.
273
00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:44,680
Hi. Would you mind taking
a picture with us?
274
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:47,040
-Oh, sure.
-(GIRLS GIGGLING)
275
00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:48,680
Start figuring out
where he is.
276
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:50,680
-(CAMERA CLICKS)
-GIRL: Oh, my God.
277
00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:51,840
Sorry to hear
that Jane dumped you.
278
00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:54,560
She didn't dump me, you know.
279
00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,880
I dumped her.
It was a mutual dumping.
280
00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:00,720
What's this?
What are you doing?
281
00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:02,080
This isn't me.
282
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:03,560
(YELPS)
283
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:07,840
THOR: (WHISPERS) Loki.
284
00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:10,040
(HORN HONKS)
285
00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:26,880
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
286
00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,760
Thor Odinson.
287
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:46,880
God of Thunder.
288
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,440
You can put down the umbrella.
289
00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:58,320
(THUDS)
290
00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:09,280
So, Earth has, uh,
wizards now?
291
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,800
-(CHUCKLING)
-(CLATTERING)
292
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:16,560
The preferred term is
293
00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:18,320
"Master of the Mystic Arts."
You can leave that now.
294
00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:20,960
All right, wizard.
295
00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:22,360
Who are you?
Why should I care?
296
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,720
My name
is Doctor Stephen Strange,
297
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,760
and I have some questions
for you.
298
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:27,840
Take a seat.
299
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,000
Tea?
300
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:37,800
I don't drink tea.
301
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,160
What do you drink?
302
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:40,680
Not tea.
303
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,760
So, I keep a watch list
304
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:47,640
of individuals and beings
from other realms...
305
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,520
that may be a threat
to this world.
306
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:53,200
Your adopted brother, Loki,
is one of those beings.
307
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,840
He's a worthy inclusion. Hmm.
308
00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,240
Then why bring him here?
309
00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,040
We're looking for my father.
310
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,600
So, if I were to tell you
where Odin was...
311
00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:07,240
all parties concerned would
promptly return to Asgard?
312
00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:08,640
Promptly.
313
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,040
Great! Then I'll help you.
314
00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:12,360
If you knew where he was,
why didn't you call me?
315
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,320
I have to tell you,
he was adamant
316
00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:15,360
that he not be disturbed.
317
00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,600
Your father said he had chosen
to remain in exile.
318
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:21,880
-Hmm.
-And you don't have a phone.
319
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:23,960
No, I don't have a phone...
320
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:25,880
but you could have sent
an electronic letter.
321
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,040
It's called an email.
322
00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:28,800
-Yeah, do you have a computer?
-No. What for?
323
00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:31,040
-Uh-huh.
-Anyway,
324
00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,720
my father
is no longer in exile.
325
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,560
So if you could
tell me where he is,
326
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:35,640
I can take him home.
327
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,680
Gladly. He's in Norway.
328
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:40,840
I'm just seeing
whether this incantation
329
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:43,880
requires any Asgardian
modifications.
330
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:45,640
Nope.
331
00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:47,680
Oh, we don't need that.
332
00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:52,560
(SIGHS)
333
00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:55,840
Will you stop doing that?
334
00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:57,200
(STAMMERS)
335
00:17:57,240 --> 00:18:00,040
I need just one strand
of your hair.
336
00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:01,240
Let me explain something.
337
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:03,880
My hair is not to be
meddled with. (WINCES)
338
00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:12,880
We could have just walked.
339
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,440
He's waiting for you.
340
00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:18,840
All right.
341
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:20,400
Don't forget your umbrella.
342
00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:21,760
Oh, yes.
343
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,600
(DISTANT CRASHING)
344
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,600
(CRASHING CONTINUES)
345
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:30,600
Sorry.
346
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,880
There we go.
347
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:37,880
I suppose I'll need
my brother back.
348
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:39,680
Oh, yeah. Right.
349
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,040
(LOKI SCREAMING)
350
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:43,680
(LOKI GRUNTING)
351
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:48,240
I have been falling
for 30 minutes!
352
00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:50,400
You can handle him from here.
353
00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:52,120
Yes. Of course.
354
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:53,600
Thank you very much
for your help.
355
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:54,800
Good luck.
356
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,880
Handle me? Who are you?
357
00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:58,640
Loki.
358
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:00,040
LOKI: You think you're
some kind of sorcerer?
359
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:01,800
Don't think for one minute,
you second-rate...
360
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:03,120
Bye-bye.
361
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:04,880
(LOKI GRUNTING)
362
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,800
(PANTING)
363
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:12,760
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
364
00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:29,520
Father?
365
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:33,840
Look at this place.
It's beautiful.
366
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:40,680
Father, it's us.
367
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:45,560
My sons.
368
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:47,840
I've been waiting for you.
369
00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:49,680
I know. We've come
to take you home.
370
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,640
Home, yes.
371
00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:55,560
Your mother, she calls me.
372
00:19:58,160 --> 00:19:59,160
Do you hear it?
373
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,840
Loki, lift your magic.
374
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,360
(CHUCKLES)
375
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:08,000
Took me quite a while
to break free from your spell.
376
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:09,680
Frigga would have been proud.
377
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,400
Come and sit with me.
I don't have much time.
378
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,200
(ODIN SIGHS)
379
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:20,840
I know that we failed you.
380
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:22,320
But we can make this right.
381
00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:24,240
I failed you.
382
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:27,880
It is upon us. Ragnarok.
383
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,840
No, I've stopped Ragnarok.
I put an end to Surtur.
384
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:32,600
No.
385
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:35,200
It has already begun.
She's coming.
386
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,560
My life was all that
held her back.
387
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:39,600
But my time has come.
388
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:44,320
I cannot keep her away
any longer.
389
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:46,240
Father, who are you
talking about?
390
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,920
Goddess of Death. Hela.
391
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:52,560
My firstborn.
392
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:54,760
Your sister.
393
00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:59,520
Your what?
394
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,760
Her violent appetites
grew beyond my control.
395
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:09,120
I couldn't stop her,
so I imprisoned her.
396
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:10,280
Locked her away.
397
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:14,560
She draws her strength
from Asgard...
398
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:19,400
and once she gets there,
her powers will be limitless.
399
00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:21,120
Whatever she is,
we can stop her together.
400
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:22,240
We can face her together.
401
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:23,440
No, we won't.
402
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:26,640
I'm on a different path now.
403
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:28,240
This you must face alone.
404
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:32,360
I love you, my sons.
405
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,600
Look at that.
406
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,320
Remember this place.
407
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,200
Home.
408
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,400
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
409
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:14,840
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
410
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:19,800
(WIND HOWLING)
411
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:23,800
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
412
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:26,160
Brother.
413
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,480
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
414
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:33,840
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
415
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,640
This was your doing.
416
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:54,560
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
417
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:06,680
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
418
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:20,400
So he's gone.
419
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,640
That's a shame. I would've
liked to have seen that.
420
00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:28,560
You must be Hela.
421
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:31,480
I'm Thor, son of Odin.
422
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:35,120
Really?
You don't look like him.
423
00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:37,280
Perhaps we can come
to an arrangement.
424
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:39,360
You sound like him.
425
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:42,400
Kneel.
426
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:43,920
Beg your pardon?
427
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:49,760
Kneel.
428
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:54,880
Before your queen.
429
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:57,560
I don't think so.
430
00:23:58,720 --> 00:23:59,720
(GRUNTS)
431
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,440
(VIBRATING)
432
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,280
It's not possible.
433
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:14,960
Darling, you have no idea
what's possible.
434
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:20,480
(BOTH GROANING)
435
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,720
(BOTH PANTING)
436
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:36,320
Bring us back!
437
00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:37,360
No!
438
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:47,560
Loki!
439
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,760
(LOKI SCREAMING)
440
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:58,320
(THOR GRUNTS)
441
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,080
Who are you?
What have you done with Thor?
442
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:38,200
(YELLS)
443
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,480
(GROANS)
444
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:42,560
I'm Hela.
445
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,400
I'm just a janitor.
446
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:51,040
You look like a smart boy
with good survival instincts.
447
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:55,800
How would you like a job?
448
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,080
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
449
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:51,840
(GRUNTS)
450
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,440
(GROANING)
451
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:01,480
(DISTANT THUDDING)
452
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,120
(THUNDER CRACKS)
453
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,960
(ALARM BLARING)
454
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:08,720
Are you a fighter?
455
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:10,960
Or are you food?
456
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:13,120
I'm just passing through.
457
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,120
It is food.
458
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:16,480
On your knees.
459
00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:21,360
(COCKS GUN)
460
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:24,200
-(SCRAPPER SCREAMS)
-(GRUNTS)
461
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:29,400
(GROANING)
462
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:35,560
(ENGINE WHIRRING)
463
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:40,520
(ALL EXCLAIM)
464
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:00,560
-(GLASS SHATTERS)
-He's mine.
465
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:10,920
Wait!
466
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,200
(SQUELCHES)
467
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:20,960
Wait!
468
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:24,360
He's mine.
469
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:27,640
So if you want him,
you go through me.
470
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:29,280
But we've already got him.
471
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,880
All right, then.
I guess I go through you.
472
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:35,920
-(COCKS GUN)
-More food.
473
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,200
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
474
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:46,800
(POWERING UP)
475
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:52,920
(ALL SCREAMING)
476
00:29:58,640 --> 00:29:59,760
(SIGHS)
477
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:03,960
(PANTING)
478
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,120
(GRUNTING)
479
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:09,280
(SCRAPPER SCREAMS)
480
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:12,600
-(DISTANT CRASH)
-Thank you.
481
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:15,600
(GROANS)
482
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:46,800
(GROANS)
483
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:51,440
Scrapper 142. I need clearance
and an audience with the boss.
484
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,680
I've got something special.
485
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:56,200
Hey! Where are you taking me?
486
00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:58,840
Answer me!
487
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:00,320
Hey!
488
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,160
I am Thor, son of Odin.
I need to get back to Asgard.
489
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,360
-Many apologies, your majesty.
-(DEVICE BEEPING)
490
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:08,040
(GROANING)
491
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:38,680
It's come to my attention
that you don't know who I am.
492
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:49,360
I am Hela,
Odin's firstborn...
493
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:51,760
the commander
of the Legions of Asgard...
494
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:53,680
the rightful heir
to the throne,
495
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,240
and the Goddess of Death.
496
00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:02,400
My father is dead.
497
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:04,520
As are the princes.
You're welcome.
498
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:06,600
We were once the seat
499
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:08,560
of absolute power
in the cosmos.
500
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:10,920
Our supremacy
was unchallenged.
501
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:14,160
Yet Odin stopped
at Nine Realms.
502
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:17,760
Our destiny is to rule over
all others.
503
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:21,720
And I am here
to restore that power.
504
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:24,880
Kneel before me...
505
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,960
and rise into the ranks
of my great conquest.
506
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,280
Whoever you are...
507
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:35,400
whatever you've done,
surrender now!
508
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,800
Or we will show you no mercy.
509
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:39,440
Whoever I am?
510
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:42,120
Did you listen
to a word I said?
511
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,280
This is your last warning!
512
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:48,640
I thought you'd be happy
to see me.
513
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:53,320
(SIGHS)
514
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:55,720
Fine.
515
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:02,000
(GRUNTING)
516
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:10,320
SOLDIER: Charge!
517
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:11,480
(ALL YELLING)
518
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:16,040
(MEN GROANING)
519
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,400
(GUNS FIRING)
520
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:40,520
(MEN GROANING)
521
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:43,920
(BONES CRUNCHING)
522
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:50,800
(GRUNTS)
523
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:06,640
Oh, I've missed this.
524
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,400
Still, it's a shame.
525
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:11,400
Good soldiers dying
for nothing...
526
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:13,680
all because
they couldn't see the future.
527
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:15,400
Sad.
528
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:18,560
-(HOGUN GROANING)
-Oh, look, still alive.
529
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,680
(GROANING)
530
00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:27,840
Change of heart?
531
00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:30,520
Go back to whatever cave
you crept out of.
532
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:33,240
You evil demoness!
533
00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:35,360
(GROANS)
534
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:39,240
HELA: Let's go see my palace.
535
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:01,920
(DOOR OPENS)
536
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:04,440
(MACHINERY POWERING UP)
537
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,440
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
Fear not, for you are found.
538
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:16,440
You are home,
and there is no going back.
539
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:18,480
(STRAINS)
540
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:21,920
No one leaves this place.
541
00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:23,800
But what is this place?
542
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:27,080
The answer is Sakaar.
543
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:28,960
(SWEEPING MUSIC PLAYING)
544
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:31,200
Surrounded
by cosmic gateways...
545
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:34,120
Sakaar lives on the edge
of the known and unknown.
546
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,080
It is the collection point
547
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:37,800
for all lost
and unloved things...
548
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:39,800
like you.
549
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,640
But here on Sakaar,
you are significant.
550
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:44,320
You are valuable.
551
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,080
Here you are loved.
552
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:47,160
What the hell?
553
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:50,320
And no one loves you more
than the Grandmaster.
554
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,520
He is the original,
555
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:54,640
the first lost
and the first found...
556
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,000
the creator of Sakaar...
557
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:59,320
and father
of the Contest of Champions.
558
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:03,840
Where once you were nothing,
now you are something.
559
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:07,160
You are the property
of the Grandmaster.
560
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:08,920
Congratulations!
561
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:12,520
You will meet the Grandmaster
in 5 seconds.
562
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:14,160
Prepare yourself.
563
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:17,280
Prepare yourself.
564
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:22,160
You are now meeting
the Grandmaster.
565
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:23,840
(SCREAMING)
566
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,520
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
567
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:34,120
(STRAINING)
568
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:37,360
He's wonderful.
It is a he?
569
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:38,880
It is a he.
570
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:39,960
Yeah.
571
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:42,120
I love when you come
to visit, 142.
572
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:43,760
You bring me the best stuff.
573
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:45,880
Whenever we get
to talking, Topaz,
574
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:47,680
about Scrapper 142...
575
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,200
what do I always say?
576
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:51,280
"She is the..."
And it starts with a "B."
577
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:52,520
Trash.
578
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,200
No, not trash.
579
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:57,680
Were you waiting
just to call her that?
580
00:36:57,720 --> 00:36:59,120
It doesn't start with a "B."
581
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:00,400
Booze hag.
582
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:05,400
Uh, I'm so sorry. No, "best."
I was thinking about "best."
583
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:06,760
'Cause I always say
you're the best.
584
00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:08,960
She brought me my beloved
champion, you know.
585
00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:10,960
You say that every time
she's here.
586
00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:12,240
What have you brought today?
Tell me.
587
00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:13,720
A contender.
588
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:14,880
A what?
589
00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:17,160
I need to go closer.
I want a closer look at this.
590
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,240
Can you take us closer?
Thank you.
591
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:21,760
(SNAPPING FINGERS)
592
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:32,880
Pay this lady.
593
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:34,640
Just wait a damn minute.
594
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:37,200
(STRAINING) I'm not for sale.
595
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:38,520
(GRUNTS)
596
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:42,080
(GROANING)
597
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:45,200
(CHUCKLES)
Man, he's a fighter.
598
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:46,600
I take 10 million.
599
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:47,920
Tell her she's dreaming.
600
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:49,920
Oh, for heaven's sakes,
transfer the units.
601
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:51,520
(DEVICE BEEPS)
602
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:58,560
(WEAKLY) You'll pay for this.
603
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,120
No, I got paid for this.
604
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:03,520
-Here's what I wanna know.
-(DEVICE BEEPS)
605
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:06,280
Who are you?
606
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:10,360
I am the God of Thunder.
607
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:12,840
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
-Wow.
608
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:14,960
I didn't hear any thunder,
609
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,080
but out of your fingers,
was that sparkles?
610
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,640
We've located your cousin.
611
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:21,680
Uh, oh, good!
612
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:23,960
Yeah, come on. I think
you're gonna like this.
613
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:25,320
There he is.
614
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:26,480
Hey, cuz.
615
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,320
We almost couldn't find you.
What, you been hiding?
616
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:30,800
Hi.
617
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:32,320
-(GROANS)
-GRANDMASTER: Hmm.
618
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:33,480
So...
619
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:34,800
Please.
620
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,000
(GROANS) I'm sorry.
621
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:38,320
Yeah.
622
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:39,640
Carlo...
623
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:42,000
I pardon you.
624
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:43,560
(SIGHS) Oh, thank you.
625
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:44,640
Thank you.
626
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:47,840
You're officially pardoned.
From life.
627
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:49,880
-(SCREAMING)
-(SIZZLING)
628
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:54,840
(GROANS) Help me.
629
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:58,160
Oh, my God!
630
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:00,520
I'm stepping in it.
I'm stepping in it. Look!
631
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:02,520
Wow.
632
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,480
Oh, the smell.
633
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,040
What does it smell like?
634
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,520
-Burnt toast.
-(CHUCKLES)
635
00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:10,360
What happened to my manners?
636
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:12,160
I haven't
properly introduced myself.
637
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:14,200
Come on. Uh, follow me.
638
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:16,640
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
-My name is Grandmaster.
639
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:18,640
I preside over
a little harlequinade
640
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,160
called
the Contest of Champions.
641
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:21,840
People come from far and wide
642
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:23,040
to unwillingly
participate in it.
643
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:24,480
And you, my friend,
644
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:26,040
might just be part
of the new cast.
645
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:27,280
What do you say to that?
646
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:29,360
We're not friends and I don't
give a shit about your games.
647
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:30,840
I'm going back to Asgard.
648
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:33,280
-Ass-gard.
-(MUSIC CONTINUES)
649
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:36,040
One, two, three, four.
650
00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:39,840
LOKI: There was a wormhole
in space and time beneath me.
651
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:43,160
At that moment,
I let go. (LAUGHS)
652
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:44,400
Loki?
653
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:47,480
Loki! Loki!
654
00:39:47,720 --> 00:39:50,920
-Over here. Over here.
-(LAUGHING)
655
00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:52,400
-Excuse me one second.
-Loki!
656
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:54,360
-(SHUSHING)
-(BOTH WHISPERING)
657
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:55,560
-What?
-You're alive?
658
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:57,360
-Yes, of course I'm alive.
-What are you doing here?
659
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:58,640
What do you mean,
what am I doing?
660
00:39:58,720 --> 00:39:59,720
I'm stuck
in this stupid chair.
661
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:01,080
-Where's your chair?
-I didn't get a chair.
662
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:02,720
-Get me out of this one.
-I can't.
663
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:04,200
-Get me out. What?
-I can't.
664
00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:05,240
I've made friends
with this man.
665
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:06,360
He's called the Grandmaster.
666
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:07,560
-Oh, he's crazy!
-I've gained his favor.
667
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:09,280
The Bifrost brought me
out here weeks ago.
668
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:10,560
-Weeks ago?
-Yes.
669
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:11,840
I just got here.
670
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:13,080
(WHISPERS) What are you
whispering about?
671
00:40:13,240 --> 00:40:14,240
(YELPS)
672
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:15,960
Time works real different
around these parts.
673
00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:19,200
On any other world, I'd be,
like, millions of years old.
674
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:20,960
But here on Sakaar...
675
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,040
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
676
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:29,080
In any case,
you know this, uh...
677
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:30,520
You call yourself
Lord of Thunder?
678
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:32,920
God of Thunder.
Tell him.
679
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:34,840
I've never met this man
in my life.
680
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:36,600
-He's my brother.
-Adopted.
681
00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:37,760
Is he any kind of a fighter?
682
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:39,240
(LAUGHS) You take this thing
683
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:40,280
out of my neck
and I'll show you.
684
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:42,120
Now, listen to that.
He's threatening me.
685
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,280
Hey, Sparkles,
here's the deal.
686
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:46,600
If you wanna get back
to Ass-place, Assberg...
687
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:47,960
Asgard.
688
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:50,920
Any contender who defeats
my champion...
689
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:52,800
their freedom they shall win.
690
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:54,640
Fine. Then point me
in the direction
691
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:56,160
of whoever's ass
I have to kick!
692
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:58,960
That's what I call, contender.
693
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:01,440
Direction would be
this way, Lord.
694
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,120
Ah! Loki!
695
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:08,720
(GRUNTING)
696
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:11,000
Hey, hey, hey.
Take it easy, man.
697
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:13,800
-(PANTING)
-Over here.
698
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:15,480
The pile of rocks
waving at you. Here.
699
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:18,200
Yeah, I'm actually a thing.
I'm a being.
700
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:20,000
Allow me to introduce myself.
My name is Korg.
701
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:21,440
I'm kind of like
the leader in here.
702
00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:23,480
I'm made of rocks,
as you can see.
703
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:25,000
But don't let that
intimidate you.
704
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:26,480
You don't need to be afraid
705
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:28,120
unless you're
made of scissors. (CHUCKLES)
706
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:29,480
Just a little
rock-paper-scissor
707
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:30,560
joke for you.
708
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:33,480
This is my very good friend
over here, Miek.
709
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:36,360
He's an insect
and has knives for hands.
710
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:38,440
You're a Kronan, aren't you?
711
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:41,280
-That I am.
-How'd you end up in here?
712
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:43,200
Ah, well, I tried to start
a revolution,
713
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:44,320
but didn't print
enough pamphlets.
714
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:46,000
So hardly anyone turned up,
715
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:48,680
except for my mum
and her boyfriend, who I hate.
716
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,360
As punishment, I was forced
717
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:52,800
to be in here
and become a gladiator.
718
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,320
Bit of a promotional disaster,
that one.
719
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:57,200
But I'm actually organizing
another revolution.
720
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:58,520
I don't know
if you'd be interested
721
00:41:58,600 --> 00:41:59,640
in something like that.
722
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:01,360
Do you reckon
you'd be interested?
723
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:04,680
How did you...
724
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:07,520
Ah, yeah, no.
This whole thing is a circle.
725
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:10,880
But not a real circle,
more like a freaky circle.
726
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:12,360
This doesn't make any sense.
727
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:13,680
No, nothing makes sense
here, man.
728
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,360
The only thing
that does make sense
729
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:16,840
is that nothing makes sense.
730
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:19,360
Has anyone here fought
the Grandmaster's champion?
731
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:20,680
Doug has.
732
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:21,840
Doug!
733
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:23,040
Our luck, Doug's dead.
734
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:24,160
That's right.
735
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:25,360
Everyone who fights
736
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:26,560
the Grandmaster's champion
perishes.
737
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:28,560
What about you?
You're made of rocks.
738
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:31,400
Perishable rock. There you go.
Another one gone.
739
00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:33,440
Yeah, no, I just do
the smaller fights,
740
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:35,400
warm up the crowd and whatnot.
741
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:37,280
Wait. You're not gonna
face him, are you?
742
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:38,880
Yes, I am.
743
00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:40,960
Gonna fight him, win,
744
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:42,360
and get the hell out
of this place.
745
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:44,840
That's exactly
what Doug used to say.
746
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:46,880
See you later, new Doug.
747
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:58,400
Does no one remember me?
748
00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:01,440
Has no one been taught
our history?
749
00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:08,600
Look at these lies.
750
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:10,760
Goblets and garden parties?
751
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:14,720
Peace treaties?
752
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:16,760
Odin...
753
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,480
proud to have it...
754
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,040
ashamed of how he got it.
755
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:21,440
(GRUNTING)
756
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:41,600
We were unstoppable.
757
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:43,640
I was his weapon
in the conquest
758
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:46,120
that built Asgard's empire.
759
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:52,280
One by one,
the realms became ours.
760
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:56,640
But then, simply because
my ambition outgrew his...
761
00:43:56,960 --> 00:44:01,480
he banished me, caged me,
locked me away like an animal.
762
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:04,520
Before that, Asgard's warriors
were honored...
763
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:08,320
their bodies buried as heroes
beneath this very palace.
764
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:21,280
-Odin's treasures.
-Fake.
765
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:23,480
(CLATTERS)
766
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:26,000
Most of the stuff in here
is fake.
767
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:27,800
Or weak.
768
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,840
Smaller than I thought
it would be.
769
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,520
That's not bad.
770
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:36,320
(GASPS) But this...
771
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,000
The Eternal Flame.
772
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:41,920
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
773
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:09,600
Want to see what true power
really looks like?
774
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:20,720
(THUDS)
775
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:41,080
Fenris, my darling,
what have they done to you?
776
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:47,600
With the Eternal Flame,
you are reborn.
777
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:56,200
(GROWLING)
778
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:05,080
I've missed you.
779
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:07,800
I've missed you all.
780
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:11,640
THOR: Odin...
781
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:15,120
I bid you take your place
in the halls of Valhalla...
782
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:17,640
where the brave
shall live forever.
783
00:46:19,240 --> 00:46:21,440
Nor shall we mourn
but rejoice...
784
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:23,120
for those that have died...
785
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:24,440
THOR AND LOKI:
...the glorious death.
786
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:33,840
Hurts, doesn't it?
787
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:35,120
Being lied to.
788
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:37,560
Being told you're one thing
789
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:39,480
and then learning
it's all a fiction.
790
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:46,320
You didn't think I'd really
come and see you, did you?
791
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:48,280
This place is disgusting.
792
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:50,800
(ROCK CLATTERS)
793
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:52,960
Does this mean
you don't want my help?
794
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:55,160
Look, I couldn't jeopardize my
position with the Grandmaster.
795
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:56,680
It took me time
to win his trust.
796
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:58,280
He's a lunatic,
but he can be amenable.
797
00:46:58,600 --> 00:46:59,840
What I'm telling you is,
798
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:01,640
you could join me
at the Grandmaster's side.
799
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:02,960
Perhaps, in time,
800
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:06,480
an accident befalls
the Grandmaster, and then...
801
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:08,640
(MOUTHING WORDS)
802
00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:12,440
(ROCK CLATTERS)
803
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,880
You're not seriously thinking
of going back, are you?
804
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:20,040
Our sister destroyed
your hammer
805
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:21,520
like a piece of glass.
806
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:24,320
She's stronger than both of
us. She's stronger than you.
807
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:25,800
You don't stand a chance.
808
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:28,160
Do you understand
what I'm saying to you?
809
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:31,200
(SCOFFS)
810
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:33,680
Fine.
811
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:38,840
I guess
I'll just have to go it alone.
812
00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:40,720
Like I've always done.
813
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:45,040
Would you say something?
814
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:49,280
Say something!
815
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:52,640
What would you like me to say?
816
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:55,200
You faked your own death...
817
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:58,000
you stole the throne,
stripped Odin of his power...
818
00:47:58,200 --> 00:47:59,720
stranded him on Earth to die,
819
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:01,360
releasing
the Goddess of Death.
820
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:03,200
Have I said enough or would
you like me to go back
821
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,200
further than the past
two days?
822
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:08,320
You know, I haven't seen this
823
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:10,400
beloved champion
he talks of...
824
00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:12,560
but I've heard
he is astonishingly savage.
825
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:15,920
I've placed a large wager
against you tomorrow.
826
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:18,360
Don't let me down.
827
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:21,520
(GLASS SHATTERS)
828
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:23,760
KORG: Piss off, ghost!
829
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:27,880
He's freaking gone.
830
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:35,080
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
831
00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:37,240
KORG: Oh, yuck!
832
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:39,520
There's still someone's hair
and blood all over this.
833
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:41,080
Guys, can you clean up
the weapons
834
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:42,400
once you finish your fight?
835
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:43,560
Disgusting slobs.
836
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:46,200
Oh, Thor...
837
00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:48,520
wanna use a big wooden fork?
838
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:49,880
No.
839
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:51,120
Yeah, not really useful.
840
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,120
Unless you're fighting off
three vampires
841
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:54,760
that were huddled together.
842
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:57,240
I really wish I had my hammer.
843
00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:58,600
Hammer?
844
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:00,320
Quite unique.
It was made from this
845
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:02,400
special metal from the heart
of a dying star.
846
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:04,440
And when I spun it really,
really fast,
847
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:06,000
it gave me the ability to fly.
848
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:07,120
You rode a hammer?
849
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:08,800
No, I didn't ride the hammer.
850
00:49:09,240 --> 00:49:10,440
The hammer rode you
on your back?
851
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:12,240
No. I used to spin it
really fast,
852
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:13,920
and it would pull me
off the...
853
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:16,080
Oh, my God.
A hammer pulled you off?
854
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:17,920
The ground. It would pull me
off the ground,
855
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:19,800
up into the air,
and I would fly.
856
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:21,080
Every time I threw it,
857
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:22,960
it would always
come back to me.
858
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:24,480
Sounds like you had
a pretty special
859
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:25,920
and intimate relationship
with this hammer...
860
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:27,120
and that losing it
861
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:28,960
was almost comparable
to losing a loved one.
862
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:32,160
That's a nice way
of putting it.
863
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:35,120
I said they're mine.
864
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,560
See her, that's the one
that put me in here.
865
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:41,120
Oh, yeah. Scrapper 142.
866
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:43,320
Gotta watch out
for those Asgardians, man.
867
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:45,000
They are hard to perish.
868
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:46,560
Asgardian?
869
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:50,280
Hey. Hey.
870
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:52,000
Hey.
871
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:55,000
Do not zap me with that thing.
I just wanna talk.
872
00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:58,120
Asgard is in danger.
873
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:04,040
My God, you're a Valkyrie.
874
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:07,360
I used to wanna be a Valkyrie
when I was younger...
875
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:10,000
until I found out that
you were all women.
876
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:11,160
There's nothing wrong
with women, of course.
877
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:12,240
I love women.
878
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:13,840
Sometimes a little too much.
879
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:15,120
Not in a creepy way,
880
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:16,920
just more
of a respectful appreciation.
881
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:18,480
I think it's great
that there is
882
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:21,600
an elite force
of women warriors.
883
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:23,240
It's about time.
884
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:25,840
Are you done?
885
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:27,000
WARDEN: Lord of Thunder,
you're up.
886
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:28,160
Please, help me.
I need your help.
887
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:29,200
Bye.
888
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:31,480
Fine, then you must be
a traitor or a coward.
889
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:34,040
Because the Valkyrie is sworn
to protect the throne.
890
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:37,840
Listen closely, your majesty.
This is Sakaar, not Asgard.
891
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:40,040
And I'm a Scrapper,
not a Valkyrie.
892
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:43,240
-(DEVICE BEEPS)
-(GROANING)
893
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:45,200
Bring him in for processing.
894
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:49,360
And no one escapes this place.
So you're gonna die anyway.
895
00:51:01,240 --> 00:51:02,720
BARBER: Now, don't you move.
896
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:05,560
My hands ain't as steady
as they used to be.
897
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:08,640
By Odin's beard,
you shall not cut my hair...
898
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,400
lest you feel the wrath
of the mighty Thor.
899
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:15,280
(WHIRRING)
900
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:18,200
Please. Please, kind sir,
do not cut my hair.
901
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:19,400
(BARBER LAUGHS)
902
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:20,880
Please! No!
903
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:22,080
No!
904
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:30,240
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
905
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:37,200
Wow! Look at
all of you. (LAUGHS)
906
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:38,920
What a show! What a night!
907
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:40,200
Who's having fun?
908
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:42,920
Please, I'm your host.
909
00:51:43,240 --> 00:51:44,400
Big round of applause
910
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:46,320
for all of our
undercard competitors...
911
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:49,280
who today died so gruesomely.
912
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:50,640
Good sports.
913
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:52,480
What a show! What a night!
914
00:51:53,240 --> 00:51:56,880
This is what you've come for,
and so have I.
915
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:05,760
And now,
without further ado...
916
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:08,280
it's main event time.
917
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:09,960
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
918
00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:11,680
Making his first appearance,
919
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:13,280
though he looks
quite promising...
920
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:15,480
got a couple of tricks
up his sleeve.
921
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:18,480
I'll say no more,
see what you think.
922
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:20,160
Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you...
923
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:23,480
Lord of Thunder.
924
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:26,640
(AUDIENCE BOOING AND SHOUTING)
925
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:48,960
Watch out for his fingers.
They make sparks.
926
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,320
Okay, this is it.
927
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:53,800
Let's get ready to welcome
this guy. Here he comes.
928
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:56,840
-(FIREWORKS BURSTING)
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
929
00:52:57,920 --> 00:52:59,400
(RUMBLING)
930
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:04,200
GRANDMASTER: He is a creature.
931
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:05,680
What can we say about him?
932
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:08,280
Well, he's unique.
There's none like him.
933
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:10,960
I feel a special connection
with him.
934
00:53:12,720 --> 00:53:13,960
He's undefeated.
935
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:16,800
He's the reigning.
936
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:21,280
He's the defending.
937
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:22,760
Ladies and gentlemen...
938
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,200
I give you...
939
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:25,520
Uh-oh.
940
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:32,720
...your Incredible...
941
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:36,400
(ROARING)
942
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:38,400
Hulk!
943
00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:40,400
Yes!
944
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:41,960
(CHEERING DIES DOWN)
945
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:46,200
I have to get off this planet.
946
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:48,680
Hey, hey, hey.
Where you going?
947
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:51,240
-(YELLING)
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
948
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:56,360
(AUDIENCE CHANTING)
949
00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:58,200
Hey!
950
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:00,080
We know each other.
951
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:02,400
He's a friend from work.
952
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:05,080
(LOKI CLEARS THROAT)
953
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:13,360
Where have you been?
954
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:15,600
Everybody thought
you were dead.
955
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:17,640
But so much has happened
since I last saw you.
956
00:54:18,240 --> 00:54:19,800
I lost my hammer.
957
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:22,920
Like, yesterday,
so that's still pretty fresh.
958
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:25,640
Loki. Loki's alive.
Can you believe it?
959
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:26,960
He's up there.
960
00:54:27,240 --> 00:54:29,120
Loki! Look who it is!
961
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:33,400
Banner, I never thought
I would say this...
962
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:35,720
but I'm happy to see you.
963
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:38,400
AUDIENCE: (CHANTING)
Hulk! Hulk! Hulk!
964
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:45,200
THOR: Banner.
965
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:47,560
Hey, Banner!
966
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:50,120
No Banner. Only Hulk.
967
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:51,680
What are you doing?
968
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:53,640
-It's me. It's Thor!
-(GROWLS)
969
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:56,280
(YELLING)
970
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:08,080
(ROARS)
971
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:15,320
Banner, we're friends.
972
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:17,400
This is crazy.
I don't want to hurt you!
973
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:26,320
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
-Here we go.
974
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:28,560
(HULK GRUNTS)
975
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:46,320
What?
976
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:50,800
(AUDIENCE MURMURING)
977
00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:58,200
Hey, big guy.
978
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:02,040
The sun's getting real low.
979
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:04,520
(GRUNTING)
980
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:10,280
(SHUSHING)
981
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:15,720
That's it.
The sun's going down.
982
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:20,400
I won't hurt you anymore.
983
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:22,040
No one will.
984
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:26,240
(YELPS)
985
00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:28,160
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
986
00:56:32,240 --> 00:56:33,760
(ROARING)
987
00:56:34,240 --> 00:56:36,240
Yes! That's how it feels!
988
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:37,640
(LOKI CHUCKLES)
989
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:39,400
I'm just a huge fan
of the sport.
990
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:41,120
(LAUGHING)
991
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:42,880
(AUDIENCE CHANTING)
992
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:44,400
(ROARS)
993
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:49,520
All right. Screw it.
994
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:53,080
(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)
995
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:56,720
AUDIENCE: Oh!
996
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:00,680
(AUDIENCE GASPS)
997
00:57:01,240 --> 00:57:02,400
I know
you're in there, Banner.
998
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:03,440
I'll get you out!
999
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:07,080
(AUDIENCE CLAMORING)
1000
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:08,960
(ROARS)
1001
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:14,680
What's the matter with you?
You're embarrassing me!
1002
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:16,080
I told them we were friends!
1003
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:26,320
(THOR YELLING)
1004
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:34,400
(YELLS)
1005
00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:36,800
(CLAMORING STOPS)
1006
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:39,920
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1007
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:47,360
-(THOR GRUNTS)
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
1008
00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:56,200
(LAUGHS)
1009
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:59,040
(THOR GRUNTING)
1010
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:07,840
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1011
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:12,160
(AUDIENCE GASPS)
1012
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:14,760
(GROANING)
1013
00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:17,800
(AUDIENCE GASPS)
1014
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:24,120
(INDISTINCT MURMURING)
1015
00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:29,920
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1016
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:50,360
AUDIENCE: (CHANTING)
Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!
1017
00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:57,000
Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!
1018
00:58:57,400 --> 00:58:58,640
(CHANTING CONTINUES)
1019
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:07,960
(DEVICE BEEPS)
1020
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:12,080
(AUDIENCE BOOING)
1021
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:21,400
(ROARING)
1022
00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:28,560
(SIGHS)
1023
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:31,240
Another day, another Doug.
1024
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:32,520
(ROARS)
1025
00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:40,160
(THUDDING)
1026
00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:42,400
HELA: What is that noise?
1027
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:45,360
The common folk aren't exactly
falling in line.
1028
00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:49,440
There's a resistance trying
to knock down the front gates.
1029
00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:53,000
(CREATURES GROWLING)
1030
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,760
Tell me about yourself,
Skurge.
1031
00:59:57,280 --> 00:59:59,440
Well, me dad was a stonemason.
Me mum was...
1032
00:59:59,720 --> 01:00:01,600
Right, yeah,
I'll just stop you there.
1033
01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:03,440
What I meant was...
1034
01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:05,280
what's your ambition?
1035
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:09,760
I just want a chance
to prove myself.
1036
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:11,560
Recognition.
1037
01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:13,200
When I was young...
1038
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:17,120
every great king
had an executioner.
1039
01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:19,280
Not just to execute people...
1040
01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:22,080
but also
to execute their vision.
1041
01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:25,880
But mainly to execute people.
1042
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:28,080
Still, it was a great honor.
1043
01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:32,640
I was Odin's executioner.
1044
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:37,960
And you shall be
my executioner.
1045
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,480
Let's begin our conquest.
1046
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:49,480
(SWEEPING MUSIC PLAYING)
1047
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:58,440
Skurge, where's the sword?
1048
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:07,520
That sword is the key
to opening the Bifrost.
1049
01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:09,520
Those people you mentioned,
1050
01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:11,640
the ones who aren't
falling into line...
1051
01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:13,360
round them up.
1052
01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:19,320
(CREATURE SNARLS)
1053
01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:21,360
(PANTING)
1054
01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:23,680
(SNARLS)
1055
01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:38,680
Excuse me.
1056
01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:42,200
(CREATURE SNARLS)
1057
01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:52,200
Sorry about that.
1058
01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:53,600
These bloody things
are everywhere.
1059
01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:56,040
Come on.
1060
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:24,320
(RUMBLING)
1061
01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:32,600
You'll be safe here.
1062
01:02:52,960 --> 01:02:54,240
-(YELLS)
-(ALL GASP)
1063
01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:55,760
(GROANING)
1064
01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:03,600
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1065
01:03:34,640 --> 01:03:35,760
(WATER SPLASHES)
1066
01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:43,120
Are we cool?
1067
01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:44,720
(GROWLS SOFTLY)
1068
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:48,400
It's Hulk in a hot tub.
1069
01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:51,280
So how long
have you been like that?
1070
01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:53,000
Like what?
1071
01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:56,880
Like this. Big, and green,
and stupid.
1072
01:03:58,280 --> 01:04:00,160
Hulk always Hulk.
1073
01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:06,360
How'd you get here?
1074
01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:08,320
Winning.
1075
01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:09,960
You mean cheating, huh?
1076
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:12,360
Were they wearing one of these
when you won?
1077
01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:13,800
How'd you arrive here?
1078
01:04:14,080 --> 01:04:15,520
(IMITATING WHOOSHING)
1079
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:17,800
Quinjet.
1080
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:20,520
Yes. Now,
where is the Quinjet now?
1081
01:04:25,480 --> 01:04:27,360
That's naked.
1082
01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:30,200
-He's very naked. Hmm.
-(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
1083
01:04:33,080 --> 01:04:35,040
It's in my brain now.
1084
01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:36,880
Quinjet.
1085
01:04:47,760 --> 01:04:48,880
Yes!
1086
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:50,520
I'm getting us out of here.
1087
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:53,120
This is a terrible,
awful place.
1088
01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:57,040
You're gonna love Asgard.
It's big. It's golden. Shiny.
1089
01:04:57,320 --> 01:04:58,560
Hulk stay.
1090
01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:02,080
No, no, no. My people need me
to get back to Asgard.
1091
01:05:02,960 --> 01:05:04,640
We must prevent Ragnarok.
1092
01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:06,080
Ragnarok?
1093
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:07,920
The prophesied death
of my home world.
1094
01:05:08,040 --> 01:05:09,360
The end of days,
it's the end of...
1095
01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:11,080
(YAWNING)
1096
01:05:11,760 --> 01:05:13,760
If you help me
get back to Asgard...
1097
01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:15,960
I can help you
get back to Earth. Huh?
1098
01:05:16,240 --> 01:05:17,240
Earth hate Hulk.
1099
01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:18,920
Earth loves Hulk.
They love you.
1100
01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:20,520
You're one of the Avengers.
1101
01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:21,760
One of the team,
one of our friends.
1102
01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:24,240
This is what friends do.
They support each other.
1103
01:05:24,560 --> 01:05:25,600
You're Banner's friend.
1104
01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:27,920
I'm not Banner's friend.
I prefer you.
1105
01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:29,280
Banner's friend.
1106
01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:30,400
-I don't even like Banner.
-(SPITS)
1107
01:05:30,520 --> 01:05:33,280
"I'm into numbers and science
and stuff."
1108
01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:35,280
Thor go. Hulk stay.
1109
01:05:35,680 --> 01:05:36,680
Fine.
1110
01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:38,280
Stay here.
1111
01:05:39,120 --> 01:05:41,440
Stupid place.
It's hideous, by the way.
1112
01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:45,120
The red, the white.
Just pick a color. Ridiculous.
1113
01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:47,120
Smash you.
1114
01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:49,600
You didn't smash anything.
I won that fight.
1115
01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:51,920
-I smashed you.
-Yeah, sure, sure.
1116
01:05:52,160 --> 01:05:53,800
-Baby arms.
-What?
1117
01:05:54,120 --> 01:05:55,280
Baby.
1118
01:05:55,320 --> 01:05:56,800
Moron! You big child.
1119
01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:58,120
Thor go!
1120
01:05:58,240 --> 01:05:59,960
-I am going.
-(ALARM BEEPS)
1121
01:06:00,120 --> 01:06:02,120
-(GROANING)
-(LAUGHING)
1122
01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:05,360
Thor go again.
1123
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:07,120
(HULK LAUGHS)
1124
01:06:10,240 --> 01:06:11,440
Thor home.
1125
01:06:21,640 --> 01:06:22,960
Hulk trains.
1126
01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:25,280
That's great. Have fun.
1127
01:06:25,640 --> 01:06:27,160
-Hey, big guy.
-Angry girl.
1128
01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:28,480
What have you been up to?
1129
01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:29,840
HULK: Winning.
1130
01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:31,320
(VALKYRIE LAUGHS)
1131
01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:36,160
(THOR SIGHS)
1132
01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:43,360
Heimdall, I know
you can see me.
1133
01:06:44,840 --> 01:06:46,520
I need you to help me.
1134
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:50,000
Help me see.
1135
01:07:00,520 --> 01:07:02,840
I see you,
but you're far away.
1136
01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:04,960
What's going on here?
1137
01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:06,600
Come see for yourself.
1138
01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:10,800
I'm providing refuge
in a stronghold
1139
01:07:10,880 --> 01:07:11,880
built by our ancestors.
1140
01:07:12,360 --> 01:07:15,680
But if the garrison falls,
our only escape is Bifrost.
1141
01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:17,880
You're talking
about evacuating Asgard?
1142
01:07:17,960 --> 01:07:19,040
(CREATURE SNARLS)
1143
01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:22,960
We won't last long if we stay.
1144
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:24,960
She draws her power
from Asgard
1145
01:07:25,040 --> 01:07:26,160
and grows stronger every day.
1146
01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:27,440
Come on.
1147
01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:32,880
Hela is ravenous.
1148
01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:34,240
If I let her leave,
1149
01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:36,040
she'll consume Nine Realms
and all the cosmos.
1150
01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:37,400
We need you.
1151
01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:38,560
I'm working on it.
But I don't even know
1152
01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:39,680
where the hell I am.
1153
01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:42,240
You're on a planet surrounded
by doorways. Go through one.
1154
01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:44,360
-Which one?
-The big one.
1155
01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:46,680
(CREATURE SNARLS)
1156
01:07:49,920 --> 01:07:51,440
(GASPING)
1157
01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:04,640
(GROANS)
1158
01:08:06,080 --> 01:08:07,080
(GRUNTS)
1159
01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:14,600
Thor sad.
1160
01:08:15,040 --> 01:08:16,080
Shut up.
1161
01:08:18,480 --> 01:08:19,920
Thor sad.
1162
01:08:21,240 --> 01:08:22,840
I'm not sad, you idiot.
1163
01:08:23,320 --> 01:08:24,920
-I'm pissed off!
-Oh.
1164
01:08:26,120 --> 01:08:28,600
Angry. I lost my father.
1165
01:08:29,840 --> 01:08:32,280
-I lost my hammer.
-(SCOFFS)
1166
01:08:32,440 --> 01:08:34,040
-You're not even listening.
-Whining and crying.
1167
01:08:34,120 --> 01:08:35,280
Cry like baby.
1168
01:08:35,640 --> 01:08:37,120
Don't kick stuff.
1169
01:08:38,560 --> 01:08:40,640
You're being
a really bad friend.
1170
01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:41,920
You bad friend!
1171
01:08:42,280 --> 01:08:43,320
-You know what we call you?
-No.
1172
01:08:43,640 --> 01:08:45,240
We call you
the stupid Avenger.
1173
01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:47,440
You're tiny Avenger! (GRUNTS)
1174
01:08:50,240 --> 01:08:51,240
What, are you crazy?
1175
01:08:51,480 --> 01:08:52,480
Yes.
1176
01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:54,960
You know what?
Earth does hate you.
1177
01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:00,080
(WEAPON THUDS)
1178
01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:05,360
(GRUNTS)
1179
01:09:08,760 --> 01:09:10,080
(SIGHS)
1180
01:09:15,840 --> 01:09:17,760
No. Mmm-mmm.
1181
01:09:20,280 --> 01:09:22,840
I'm sorry I said those things.
1182
01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:24,960
You're not the stupid Avenger.
1183
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:27,080
Nobody calls you
the stupid Avenger.
1184
01:09:27,920 --> 01:09:29,160
It's okay.
1185
01:09:29,560 --> 01:09:30,560
You just can't go around
throwing shields
1186
01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:31,800
at people.
Could have killed me.
1187
01:09:31,840 --> 01:09:33,080
I know. I'm sorry.
1188
01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:34,840
I just get so angry
all the time.
1189
01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:36,960
Hulk always, always angry.
1190
01:09:37,280 --> 01:09:39,520
I know.
We're the same, you and I.
1191
01:09:40,120 --> 01:09:41,560
We're just
a couple of hot-headed fools.
1192
01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:45,640
Yeah, same. Hulk like fire,
Thor like water.
1193
01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:48,360
We're kind of both like fire.
1194
01:09:48,640 --> 01:09:50,520
But Hulk like real fire.
1195
01:09:51,680 --> 01:09:53,960
Hulk like raging fire.
1196
01:09:54,200 --> 01:09:56,320
Thor like smoldering fire.
1197
01:09:56,520 --> 01:09:57,880
(CHUCKLES)
1198
01:09:58,960 --> 01:10:00,720
Hulk, I need you
to do something for me.
1199
01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:01,880
Hmm?
1200
01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:07,120
(CHUCKLING)
1201
01:10:07,360 --> 01:10:08,720
Angry girl.
1202
01:10:09,840 --> 01:10:11,000
(LAUGHS)
1203
01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:13,720
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1204
01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:18,320
What's going on?
What are you...
1205
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:26,200
(HULK GROANS)
1206
01:10:27,520 --> 01:10:29,240
You're so thick-headed
that you can't tell...
1207
01:10:29,520 --> 01:10:30,840
when someone's hiding
all the way across
1208
01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:32,240
the universe and wants
to be left alone.
1209
01:10:32,520 --> 01:10:35,040
-We need to talk.
-No, you wanna talk to me.
1210
01:10:35,920 --> 01:10:36,920
I need her to stay.
1211
01:10:37,080 --> 01:10:38,080
Stay?
1212
01:10:38,720 --> 01:10:39,760
Block.
1213
01:10:41,480 --> 01:10:43,160
Stay.
1214
01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:44,800
-Please.
-Please.
1215
01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:48,560
All right.
1216
01:10:50,920 --> 01:10:52,640
-Here's the deal.
-(BALL BOUNCING)
1217
01:10:53,360 --> 01:10:54,920
I'll listen to you...
1218
01:10:55,760 --> 01:10:56,960
till this is empty.
1219
01:10:58,600 --> 01:11:00,760
Asgard is in danger and
people are dying.
1220
01:11:01,040 --> 01:11:02,440
We need to get back there.
I need your help.
1221
01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:03,920
Wow.
1222
01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:06,440
-Finished. Bye.
-(GLASS SHATTERS)
1223
01:11:08,240 --> 01:11:09,440
Odin is dead.
1224
01:11:12,960 --> 01:11:15,080
Hela, the Goddess of Death,
has invaded Asgard.
1225
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:18,440
If Hela's back,
then Asgard's already lost.
1226
01:11:18,760 --> 01:11:20,000
I'm going to stop her.
1227
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:22,000
-Alone?
-Nope.
1228
01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:23,440
I'm putting together a team.
1229
01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:26,440
It's me, you, and the big guy.
1230
01:11:26,960 --> 01:11:29,000
No. No team. Only Hulk.
1231
01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:30,800
It's me and you.
1232
01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:32,120
I think it's only you.
1233
01:11:32,240 --> 01:11:34,560
Wait. Just listen.
The Valkyrie are legend.
1234
01:11:34,680 --> 01:11:37,000
Elite warriors of Asgard
sworn to defend the throne.
1235
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:39,000
I'm not getting dragged into
1236
01:11:39,120 --> 01:11:40,120
another one of Odin's
family squabbles.
1237
01:11:40,840 --> 01:11:42,480
-What's that supposed to mean?
-Your sister.
1238
01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:44,600
Her power comes from Asgard,
same as yours.
1239
01:11:44,840 --> 01:11:45,960
When it grew
beyond Odin's control
1240
01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:47,280
she massacred everyone
in the palace...
1241
01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:48,840
and tried to seize the throne.
1242
01:11:49,320 --> 01:11:50,840
When she tried
to escape her banishment...
1243
01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:53,280
he sent the Valkyrie in
to fight her back.
1244
01:11:54,840 --> 01:11:56,840
I only survived because...
1245
01:11:58,600 --> 01:12:00,000
Look, I already faced her once
1246
01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:01,840
back when I believed
in the throne...
1247
01:12:02,160 --> 01:12:03,160
and it cost me everything.
1248
01:12:03,640 --> 01:12:05,000
That's what's wrong
with Asgard.
1249
01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:07,480
The throne, the secrets,
the whole golden sham.
1250
01:12:07,880 --> 01:12:09,000
I agree.
1251
01:12:10,040 --> 01:12:11,320
Don't get familiar.
1252
01:12:11,960 --> 01:12:13,160
(SIGHS) I agree.
1253
01:12:13,520 --> 01:12:14,840
That's why I turned down
the throne.
1254
01:12:15,160 --> 01:12:17,000
But this isn't
about the crown.
1255
01:12:17,120 --> 01:12:18,160
This is about the people.
1256
01:12:18,480 --> 01:12:20,280
They're dying
and they're your people, too.
1257
01:12:20,680 --> 01:12:21,880
Forget it.
1258
01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:24,320
I have.
1259
01:12:24,520 --> 01:12:25,640
-Okay.
-Okay.
1260
01:12:25,840 --> 01:12:26,960
-Good. Great.
-Great.
1261
01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:28,160
Thank you.
1262
01:12:28,320 --> 01:12:29,840
-For what?
-For this.
1263
01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:33,360
(CHUCKLES) Didn't see that,
did you?
1264
01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:34,960
(SIGHS)
1265
01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:36,960
-(DEVICE POWERS DOWN)
-There... That's better.
1266
01:12:38,880 --> 01:12:40,520
You know, go ahead.
1267
01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:45,200
Stay here and enslave people
for that lunatic.
1268
01:12:45,520 --> 01:12:46,720
Keep drinking, keep hiding.
1269
01:12:47,040 --> 01:12:48,160
But me...
1270
01:12:50,360 --> 01:12:52,040
I choose to run
toward my problems
1271
01:12:52,160 --> 01:12:53,280
and not away from them.
1272
01:12:54,560 --> 01:12:55,680
Because that's what...
1273
01:13:00,880 --> 01:13:02,760
Because that's what heroes do.
1274
01:13:10,760 --> 01:13:12,680
(UPBEAT ELECTRONIC
MUSIC PLAYING)
1275
01:13:14,480 --> 01:13:15,720
Friend stay!
1276
01:13:27,760 --> 01:13:28,920
Yes!
1277
01:13:34,240 --> 01:13:35,240
(GRUNTS)
1278
01:13:43,560 --> 01:13:44,560
All right.
1279
01:13:46,400 --> 01:13:47,920
(BEEPING)
1280
01:13:48,560 --> 01:13:49,560
Come on.
1281
01:13:52,240 --> 01:13:54,520
COMPUTER: Welcome.
Voice activation required.
1282
01:13:54,760 --> 01:13:56,280
-Thor.
-(BEEPS)
1283
01:13:56,400 --> 01:13:57,440
Access denied.
1284
01:13:58,120 --> 01:14:00,320
Uh... Thor, son of Odin.
1285
01:14:00,600 --> 01:14:01,600
-(BEEPS)
-Access denied.
1286
01:14:01,920 --> 01:14:02,880
God of Thunder.
1287
01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:04,240
-(BEEPS)
-Access denied.
1288
01:14:04,520 --> 01:14:05,520
Strongest Avenger.
1289
01:14:05,760 --> 01:14:07,000
-(BEEPS)
-Access denied.
1290
01:14:07,280 --> 01:14:08,680
(IN DEEP VOICE)
Strongest Avenger.
1291
01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:10,120
-(BEEPS)
-Access denied.
1292
01:14:10,600 --> 01:14:12,600
(SIGHS) Damn you, Stark.
1293
01:14:13,120 --> 01:14:14,120
Point Break.
1294
01:14:14,440 --> 01:14:16,440
-Welcome, Point Break.
-(CHUCKLES)
1295
01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:18,080
-(POWERING UP)
-(LAUGHS)
1296
01:14:18,280 --> 01:14:20,120
-(RUMBLING)
-Friend stay!
1297
01:14:20,400 --> 01:14:22,400
No, no, no! Stop!
1298
01:14:22,480 --> 01:14:24,160
-Stay!
-(QUINJET POWERS DOWN)
1299
01:14:24,560 --> 01:14:25,800
Stop!
Stop breaking everything!
1300
01:14:26,080 --> 01:14:27,440
Don't go!
1301
01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:32,000
Nice work, big guy.
1302
01:14:32,120 --> 01:14:33,560
We don't know
where Ultron's headed,
1303
01:14:33,640 --> 01:14:35,640
but you're going very high,
very fast.
1304
01:14:35,960 --> 01:14:37,440
So, I need you to turn
this bird around, okay?
1305
01:14:38,280 --> 01:14:40,640
We can't track you
in stealth mode...
1306
01:14:41,120 --> 01:14:42,600
so I need you
to help me out. Okay?
1307
01:14:43,600 --> 01:14:45,480
(GRUNTING SOFTLY)
1308
01:14:46,480 --> 01:14:47,840
(DISTORTED) I need you to...
1309
01:14:48,160 --> 01:14:49,960
(GRUNTING)
1310
01:14:53,320 --> 01:14:54,560
(ROARS)
1311
01:14:56,120 --> 01:14:57,960
(GRUNTING)
1312
01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:06,320
No! No, Banner!
1313
01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:13,840
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
1314
01:15:13,920 --> 01:15:15,040
Oh, jeez.
1315
01:15:16,160 --> 01:15:17,520
Banner.
1316
01:15:18,760 --> 01:15:20,200
-Hey, hey, hey.
-(GROANING)
1317
01:15:20,480 --> 01:15:21,800
-You all right, Banner?
-(GASPS)
1318
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:23,200
-(GASPING)
-(SHUSHING)
1319
01:15:24,360 --> 01:15:26,160
Sun's going down.
Sun's going down.
1320
01:15:26,800 --> 01:15:28,000
That's it, breathe.
1321
01:15:28,680 --> 01:15:30,520
(EXHALES) I won't hurt you.
1322
01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:32,400
-Sun's going down.
-(GROANS)
1323
01:15:32,680 --> 01:15:34,000
-Thor.
-Yeah.
1324
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:36,200
What happened to your hair?
1325
01:15:36,480 --> 01:15:37,720
Some creepy old man
cut it off.
1326
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:39,240
-It looks good.
-Oh, thanks.
1327
01:15:39,520 --> 01:15:41,720
Where are we? Oh, how's Nat?
1328
01:15:42,240 --> 01:15:44,880
-Uh, Nat is good, I'm sure.
-Is she okay?
1329
01:15:45,200 --> 01:15:46,880
-And what about Sokovia?
-Sokovia?
1330
01:15:47,200 --> 01:15:48,560
The city, Sokovia.
Did we save it?
1331
01:15:48,880 --> 01:15:49,880
-Banner, listen.
-What?
1332
01:15:50,160 --> 01:15:52,040
Sokovia. Ultron.
That was two years ago.
1333
01:15:52,400 --> 01:15:53,720
-What are you saying?
-Well...
1334
01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:55,000
What?
1335
01:15:55,880 --> 01:15:57,200
I've been Hulk for two years?
1336
01:15:57,680 --> 01:15:58,880
I'm afraid so.
1337
01:16:03,280 --> 01:16:04,360
(CLATTERS)
1338
01:16:05,120 --> 01:16:06,120
What the hell happened?
1339
01:16:09,840 --> 01:16:11,240
Banner, there's something
you should know.
1340
01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:13,760
(BEEPING)
1341
01:16:13,920 --> 01:16:14,920
COMPUTER:
Voice activation required.
1342
01:16:15,080 --> 01:16:16,080
Banner.
1343
01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:17,680
Welcome, strongest Avenger.
1344
01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:18,920
Uh, what?
1345
01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:20,000
Ship's log.
1346
01:16:20,920 --> 01:16:22,200
(CLATTERING)
1347
01:16:23,600 --> 01:16:24,760
(GRUNTING)
1348
01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:31,440
(ALARM BLARING)
1349
01:16:31,560 --> 01:16:33,000
Thor, where are we?
1350
01:16:33,280 --> 01:16:34,240
Yeah, about that.
1351
01:16:34,440 --> 01:16:35,720
GRANDMASTER: (ON SPEAKERS)
Sakaar, hear ye.
1352
01:16:35,760 --> 01:16:37,480
Attention please.
I have some bad news.
1353
01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:40,440
My beloved exalted champion
has turned up missing.
1354
01:16:40,600 --> 01:16:42,880
Take to the streets.
Celebrate my champion.
1355
01:16:42,920 --> 01:16:43,920
BANNER: Who's that?
1356
01:16:44,280 --> 01:16:45,760
He kind of runs the place.
1357
01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:47,920
You actually lived
at his house for awhile.
1358
01:16:48,080 --> 01:16:49,080
-I did?
-Yeah.
1359
01:16:49,440 --> 01:16:51,200
Quite a lot's happened. You
and I had a fight recently.
1360
01:16:51,960 --> 01:16:53,640
-Did I win?
-No, I won. Easily.
1361
01:16:54,120 --> 01:16:55,120
Doesn't sound right.
1362
01:16:55,240 --> 01:16:56,240
Well, it's true.
1363
01:16:56,280 --> 01:16:58,320
It seems that that
criminally seductive
1364
01:16:58,440 --> 01:17:00,800
Lord of Thunder
has stolen him away.
1365
01:17:01,120 --> 01:17:03,440
Seductive God of Thunder.
We need to move.
1366
01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:05,400
Oh, no.
1367
01:17:05,440 --> 01:17:07,200
(GRANDMASTER CONTINUES
SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
1368
01:17:07,280 --> 01:17:08,320
This is bad.
1369
01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:10,400
This is really, really bad.
1370
01:17:13,360 --> 01:17:16,800
Thor, I think
I'm freaking out.
1371
01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:18,440
No, no, no.
1372
01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:20,440
Don't freak out. You're okay.
Put these on.
1373
01:17:20,640 --> 01:17:21,680
These are Tony's clothes.
1374
01:17:21,880 --> 01:17:23,120
-I know, come on.
-Is he here?
1375
01:17:23,360 --> 01:17:25,160
No, he's not here. But listen.
Just stay calm, okay?
1376
01:17:25,360 --> 01:17:27,480
The sun's going down.
The sun's getting really low.
1377
01:17:27,520 --> 01:17:28,520
Sun's going down.
1378
01:17:36,320 --> 01:17:38,160
GRANDMASTER: I'm upset!
1379
01:17:41,240 --> 01:17:43,000
I'm very upset.
1380
01:17:43,320 --> 01:17:45,160
You know what I like about
being upset? The blame.
1381
01:17:45,480 --> 01:17:47,640
Right now, that's
the mindset that I'm in.
1382
01:17:47,680 --> 01:17:48,680
And you know who I'm blaming?
1383
01:17:49,080 --> 01:17:50,480
-Grandmaster, I can...
-Hey!
1384
01:17:50,640 --> 01:17:51,640
Don't interrupt me!
1385
01:17:51,840 --> 01:17:52,840
Here you go.
1386
01:17:53,720 --> 01:17:54,960
Why are you handing me
the melt stick?
1387
01:17:55,280 --> 01:17:56,920
He was interrupting.
1388
01:17:57,280 --> 01:17:58,960
That's not
a capital violation.
1389
01:17:59,280 --> 01:18:00,400
Where was I?
1390
01:18:00,960 --> 01:18:03,320
My precious champion
has come up missing...
1391
01:18:03,560 --> 01:18:05,520
and it's all because
of that Lord of Thunder.
1392
01:18:05,640 --> 01:18:07,800
It's all because of him.
Your brother.
1393
01:18:08,120 --> 01:18:10,960
Whatever the story is.
Adopted, or complicated.
1394
01:18:11,120 --> 01:18:12,120
I'm sure
there's a big history.
1395
01:18:12,360 --> 01:18:13,360
And your contender...
1396
01:18:14,120 --> 01:18:15,120
LOKI: My dear friend...
1397
01:18:15,520 --> 01:18:17,200
if you were to give me
12 hours,
1398
01:18:17,320 --> 01:18:18,680
I could bring them both
back to you. Alive.
1399
01:18:18,960 --> 01:18:20,360
I could do it in two.
1400
01:18:21,360 --> 01:18:22,360
I could do it in one.
1401
01:18:22,560 --> 01:18:23,560
Let's stop there.
1402
01:18:23,840 --> 01:18:25,520
You know what?
I woke up this morning
1403
01:18:25,600 --> 01:18:27,320
thinking about
a public execution.
1404
01:18:28,360 --> 01:18:29,360
But for now, I'll settle
for this sweet little...
1405
01:18:29,720 --> 01:18:32,360
(EXCLAIMS)
"Who's gonna get him first?"
1406
01:18:33,520 --> 01:18:36,000
So, you're on the clock.
1407
01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:39,040
What have you done?
1408
01:18:39,160 --> 01:18:40,400
I don't answer to you, lackey.
1409
01:18:40,560 --> 01:18:41,560
It's Loki.
1410
01:18:41,720 --> 01:18:43,200
And you will answer
to the Grandmaster.
1411
01:18:44,440 --> 01:18:46,240
-(GRUNTS)
-Hmm.
1412
01:18:46,520 --> 01:18:49,240
Why would you help my brother
escape with that green fool?
1413
01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:50,720
I don't help anyone.
1414
01:18:57,400 --> 01:18:58,400
You're a Valkyrie.
1415
01:19:03,520 --> 01:19:05,520
I thought the Valkyrie had
all died gruesome deaths.
1416
01:19:06,920 --> 01:19:08,400
Choose your next words wisely.
1417
01:19:08,760 --> 01:19:11,880
I'm terribly sorry.
Must be a very painful memory.
1418
01:19:58,600 --> 01:19:59,600
(GRUNTS)
1419
01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:07,120
THOR: The sun's going down.
It's getting really low.
1420
01:20:08,480 --> 01:20:09,680
The sun's going down.
1421
01:20:09,800 --> 01:20:11,240
-It's getting real low.
-Oh, shoot.
1422
01:20:11,600 --> 01:20:13,800
-Sun's getting low.
-Would you stop saying that?
1423
01:20:13,840 --> 01:20:14,960
I just need you to stay calm.
1424
01:20:15,160 --> 01:20:17,000
Calm? I'm on an alien planet!
1425
01:20:17,320 --> 01:20:18,960
It's just a planet. You've
been on a planet before.
1426
01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:20,040
Yeah. One.
1427
01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:21,960
Now you've been on two.
That's a good thing.
1428
01:20:22,240 --> 01:20:23,320
It's a new experience.
1429
01:20:23,560 --> 01:20:25,480
My neurons,
they're firing faster
1430
01:20:25,560 --> 01:20:27,560
than my brain can handle
the information.
1431
01:20:27,840 --> 01:20:30,000
The whole thing is totally
different this time.
1432
01:20:30,280 --> 01:20:32,000
In the past, I always felt
like Hulk and I
1433
01:20:32,040 --> 01:20:33,320
each had a hand on the wheel.
1434
01:20:33,720 --> 01:20:35,400
But this time, it's like
he had the keys
1435
01:20:35,520 --> 01:20:37,000
to the car and I was
locked in the trunk.
1436
01:20:37,280 --> 01:20:39,040
All right, well, you're back
now. That's all that matters.
1437
01:20:39,280 --> 01:20:40,320
No, it's not what matters.
1438
01:20:40,520 --> 01:20:41,600
What I'm trying
to tell you, is that
1439
01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:43,160
if I turn into
the Hulk again...
1440
01:20:43,480 --> 01:20:44,840
Banner may never come back.
1441
01:20:45,120 --> 01:20:46,360
And we're stranded on a planet
1442
01:20:46,440 --> 01:20:48,160
that is designed
to stress me out.
1443
01:20:48,280 --> 01:20:49,360
We're not stranded.
1444
01:20:49,480 --> 01:20:50,800
I'm gonna figure out a way
to get us home.
1445
01:20:51,360 --> 01:20:52,360
Thank you.
1446
01:20:52,680 --> 01:20:54,680
Not your home, though. Asgard.
My home.
1447
01:20:55,040 --> 01:20:56,000
What?
1448
01:20:56,320 --> 01:20:57,840
Listen, my people
are in great danger.
1449
01:20:58,480 --> 01:21:00,640
You and I, we have to fight
this really powerful being...
1450
01:21:00,880 --> 01:21:02,640
who also happens
to be my sister.
1451
01:21:02,880 --> 01:21:04,520
Okay, that is so wrong
on so many...
1452
01:21:04,720 --> 01:21:05,880
I don't wanna
fight your sister.
1453
01:21:05,920 --> 01:21:07,200
That's a family issue.
1454
01:21:07,320 --> 01:21:08,520
No, she's an evil being.
1455
01:21:08,640 --> 01:21:10,440
I don't care what she is.
1456
01:21:10,520 --> 01:21:12,720
I'm not fighting any
more beings. I'm sick of it.
1457
01:21:12,920 --> 01:21:13,920
-What?
-I just told you.
1458
01:21:14,280 --> 01:21:15,760
If I turn into the Hulk,
1459
01:21:15,880 --> 01:21:17,040
I am never gonna
come back again.
1460
01:21:17,200 --> 01:21:18,280
And you don't care.
1461
01:21:18,480 --> 01:21:20,160
No, no. I'm putting together
the team.
1462
01:21:20,480 --> 01:21:21,680
The Hulk is the fire.
1463
01:21:21,920 --> 01:21:23,640
Wait, you're just using me
to get to the Hulk.
1464
01:21:23,880 --> 01:21:25,280
-What? No!
-It's gross.
1465
01:21:25,560 --> 01:21:27,200
You don't care about me.
You're not my friend.
1466
01:21:27,560 --> 01:21:29,200
No! I don't even
like the Hulk.
1467
01:21:29,320 --> 01:21:30,560
He's all like...
1468
01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:32,080
"Smash, smash, smash."
1469
01:21:32,400 --> 01:21:33,400
I prefer you.
1470
01:21:34,320 --> 01:21:35,320
Thanks.
1471
01:21:36,200 --> 01:21:37,680
But if I'm being honest,
1472
01:21:37,720 --> 01:21:39,120
when it comes
to fighting evil beings...
1473
01:21:39,400 --> 01:21:40,680
he is very powerful
and useful.
1474
01:21:41,040 --> 01:21:42,760
Yeah, Banner's powerful
and useful, too.
1475
01:21:43,080 --> 01:21:44,200
Is he though?
1476
01:21:44,480 --> 01:21:46,480
How many PhDs
does Hulk have? Zero.
1477
01:21:46,680 --> 01:21:48,400
How many PhDs does
Banner have? Seven.
1478
01:21:49,400 --> 01:21:51,240
Fine, you don't have
to fight anyone.
1479
01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:53,280
But we're in danger here,
so we have to move.
1480
01:21:57,400 --> 01:21:58,480
What are you doing with that?
1481
01:21:58,680 --> 01:21:59,680
I need a disguise.
I'm a fugitive.
1482
01:21:59,760 --> 01:22:01,440
-I need a disguise.
-You are the disguise.
1483
01:22:02,240 --> 01:22:03,760
-I'll be Tony Stark.
-What?
1484
01:22:04,080 --> 01:22:05,720
Yeah. Tony and the gypsy.
1485
01:22:06,040 --> 01:22:08,440
No, no, you're not Tony.
You're Bruce. Bruce Banner.
1486
01:22:08,680 --> 01:22:09,880
Then why did you dress me up
like Tony?
1487
01:22:10,080 --> 01:22:11,080
Because you were naked.
1488
01:22:11,280 --> 01:22:12,440
Okay, I'll give you that.
1489
01:22:13,320 --> 01:22:14,560
What are you doing?
Stop doing that!
1490
01:22:14,600 --> 01:22:15,960
Tony wears his pants
super tight.
1491
01:22:16,080 --> 01:22:17,120
-Stop it!
-I'm sorry.
1492
01:22:17,440 --> 01:22:19,440
-Why are you being so weird?
-I don't know.
1493
01:22:19,720 --> 01:22:21,920
Maybe the fact that I was
trapped for two years...
1494
01:22:22,160 --> 01:22:24,600
inside of a monster
made me a little weird.
1495
01:22:24,960 --> 01:22:26,520
Hey. Shh. It's okay.
1496
01:22:26,800 --> 01:22:29,080
You're good. Calm down.
Come on.
1497
01:22:29,280 --> 01:22:30,600
Listen, we're gonna
go to Asgard...
1498
01:22:30,880 --> 01:22:31,880
and you're not gonna
have to think about
1499
01:22:31,960 --> 01:22:32,960
the Hulk ever again.
1500
01:22:33,240 --> 01:22:34,280
-All right?
-All right.
1501
01:22:34,640 --> 01:22:37,080
-(PEOPLE CHEERING)
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1502
01:22:38,320 --> 01:22:40,000
ALL: (CHANTING) Hulk!
1503
01:22:41,960 --> 01:22:43,600
Oh. This is bad.
1504
01:22:47,760 --> 01:22:49,080
Banner! Banner!
1505
01:22:53,120 --> 01:22:54,160
Banner!
1506
01:22:59,640 --> 01:23:01,440
(FIREWORKS BURSTING)
1507
01:23:07,840 --> 01:23:08,920
Banner!
1508
01:23:09,440 --> 01:23:10,560
Thor!
1509
01:23:15,200 --> 01:23:16,200
(SNARLS)
1510
01:23:21,840 --> 01:23:22,840
Hi.
1511
01:23:23,160 --> 01:23:24,160
Hi.
1512
01:23:24,360 --> 01:23:25,680
I was gonna do that.
1513
01:23:25,760 --> 01:23:26,840
Yeah, well, I did it first.
1514
01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:29,000
That's good.
What are you doing here?
1515
01:23:30,040 --> 01:23:31,680
What are you doing here?
I thought you were leaving.
1516
01:23:31,840 --> 01:23:32,840
I got sidetracked.
1517
01:23:33,360 --> 01:23:34,360
What's with the...
1518
01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:35,920
It's my disguise.
1519
01:23:36,040 --> 01:23:37,040
But I can see your face.
1520
01:23:37,600 --> 01:23:39,200
Not when I do this, you can't.
1521
01:23:39,960 --> 01:23:41,680
Your hair looks nice.
I like what you did with it.
1522
01:23:41,800 --> 01:23:43,200
Change it? Washed it maybe?
1523
01:23:49,400 --> 01:23:50,680
BANNER: What are those things
on her eyes?
1524
01:23:50,800 --> 01:23:52,080
Are those the people
that she's killed?
1525
01:23:52,360 --> 01:23:53,840
She's so beautiful and strong
and courageous.
1526
01:23:54,080 --> 01:23:55,080
Who is this guy?
1527
01:23:55,200 --> 01:23:56,200
-He's a friend.
-Who? Me?
1528
01:23:56,240 --> 01:23:57,600
-I'm Bruce.
-I feel like I know you.
1529
01:23:57,880 --> 01:23:59,800
I feel like I know you, too.
1530
01:24:00,840 --> 01:24:02,480
(DISTANT CHATTERING)
1531
01:24:04,400 --> 01:24:06,320
Look, I've spent years
in a haze,
1532
01:24:06,400 --> 01:24:07,800
-trying to forget my past.
-THOR: Mmm.
1533
01:24:08,320 --> 01:24:09,640
Sakaar seemed like
the best place
1534
01:24:09,720 --> 01:24:11,960
to drink and forget,
and to die one day.
1535
01:24:12,360 --> 01:24:13,960
I was thinking
that you drink too much,
1536
01:24:14,040 --> 01:24:15,400
and that probably
was gonna kill you.
1537
01:24:15,560 --> 01:24:16,680
I don't plan to stop drinking.
1538
01:24:16,840 --> 01:24:19,040
-Oh.
-But I don't wanna forget.
1539
01:24:19,280 --> 01:24:20,840
I can't turn away anymore...
1540
01:24:21,560 --> 01:24:23,240
so if I'm gonna die...
1541
01:24:23,560 --> 01:24:25,120
well, it may as well be
driving my sword
1542
01:24:25,240 --> 01:24:26,560
through the heart
of that murderous hag.
1543
01:24:26,880 --> 01:24:28,360
-Good.
-BANNER: Yeah.
1544
01:24:28,640 --> 01:24:31,520
So, I'm saying
that I wanna be on the team.
1545
01:24:32,240 --> 01:24:33,400
Has it got a name?
1546
01:24:33,600 --> 01:24:36,280
Yeah, it's called
the Revengers.
1547
01:24:36,720 --> 01:24:37,680
Revengers?
1548
01:24:37,760 --> 01:24:40,160
Because I'm getting revenge.
You're getting revenge.
1549
01:24:40,920 --> 01:24:41,920
(STAMMERS)
1550
01:24:42,040 --> 01:24:43,280
Do you want revenge?
1551
01:24:43,440 --> 01:24:45,600
(STAMMERS) I'm undecided.
1552
01:24:45,920 --> 01:24:46,920
Okay.
1553
01:24:47,600 --> 01:24:49,240
Also, I've got
a peace offering.
1554
01:24:52,600 --> 01:24:54,440
Surprise.
1555
01:24:58,920 --> 01:24:59,920
(CLATTERS)
1556
01:25:00,200 --> 01:25:01,440
Ow.
1557
01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:02,880
Just had to be sure.
1558
01:25:06,640 --> 01:25:07,640
Hello, Bruce.
1559
01:25:09,120 --> 01:25:10,880
So, last time I saw you,
1560
01:25:10,960 --> 01:25:12,080
you were trying
to kill everybody.
1561
01:25:12,320 --> 01:25:13,440
Where are you at these days?
1562
01:25:14,040 --> 01:25:15,760
It varies
from moment to moment.
1563
01:25:16,560 --> 01:25:18,040
THOR: Is that a Dragonfang?
1564
01:25:18,640 --> 01:25:19,800
It is.
1565
01:25:19,880 --> 01:25:20,920
THOR: My God.
1566
01:25:21,960 --> 01:25:23,960
This is the famed sword
of the Valkyrie.
1567
01:25:24,040 --> 01:25:25,880
Sakaar and Asgard
are about as far apart
1568
01:25:25,960 --> 01:25:27,120
as any two known systems.
1569
01:25:27,640 --> 01:25:30,120
Our best bet is a wormhole
just outside of city limits.
1570
01:25:30,520 --> 01:25:32,440
Refuel on Xandar, and
we can be back in Asgard
1571
01:25:32,480 --> 01:25:33,960
in 18 months.
1572
01:25:34,240 --> 01:25:37,360
Nope. We are going through
the big one.
1573
01:25:37,640 --> 01:25:38,640
The Devil's Anus?
1574
01:25:38,960 --> 01:25:39,960
Anus?
1575
01:25:40,160 --> 01:25:41,120
Wait, wait, wait. Whose anus?
1576
01:25:41,360 --> 01:25:42,360
For the record, I didn't know
1577
01:25:42,480 --> 01:25:43,480
it was called that
when I picked it.
1578
01:25:43,520 --> 01:25:45,160
That looks like
a collapsing neutron star...
1579
01:25:45,240 --> 01:25:47,640
inside of an
Einstein-Rosen Bridge.
1580
01:25:48,080 --> 01:25:49,240
We need another ship.
1581
01:25:49,320 --> 01:25:50,680
That would tear
mine to pieces.
1582
01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:52,520
THOR: She's right. We need one
that can withstand
1583
01:25:52,640 --> 01:25:53,680
the geodetic strain
from the singularity.
1584
01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:55,840
And has an offline
power steering system...
1585
01:25:55,960 --> 01:25:58,520
that could also function
without the on-board computer.
1586
01:25:58,840 --> 01:26:00,160
And we need one
with cup holders,
1587
01:26:00,240 --> 01:26:01,800
because we're gonna die.
So, drinks!
1588
01:26:02,160 --> 01:26:03,960
Do I know you?
I feel like I know you.
1589
01:26:04,160 --> 01:26:05,960
I feel like I know you, too.
It's weird.
1590
01:26:06,160 --> 01:26:07,160
THOR: What do you say?
1591
01:26:07,520 --> 01:26:08,480
Uncharted metagalactic travel
1592
01:26:08,640 --> 01:26:09,840
through a volatile
cosmic gateway.
1593
01:26:10,160 --> 01:26:11,240
Talk about an adventure.
1594
01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:13,520
-We need a ship.
-Need a ship.
1595
01:26:13,800 --> 01:26:14,800
There are one or two ships.
1596
01:26:14,840 --> 01:26:15,840
Absolute top of the line
models...
1597
01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:17,360
I don't mean to impose...
1598
01:26:17,520 --> 01:26:18,680
(GLASS SHATTERS)
1599
01:26:20,800 --> 01:26:22,360
But the Grandmaster
has a great many ships.
1600
01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:24,400
I may even have stolen
1601
01:26:24,520 --> 01:26:26,480
the access codes
to his security system.
1602
01:26:26,720 --> 01:26:27,720
And suddenly you're overcome
1603
01:26:27,840 --> 01:26:28,920
with an urge
to do the right thing.
1604
01:26:29,200 --> 01:26:30,200
Heavens, no.
1605
01:26:30,320 --> 01:26:31,920
I've run out of favor
with the Grandmaster...
1606
01:26:32,040 --> 01:26:33,840
and in exchange for codes
and access to a ship...
1607
01:26:34,160 --> 01:26:37,200
I'm asking for safe passage
through the Anus.
1608
01:26:37,520 --> 01:26:38,880
You're telling us
that you can get us
1609
01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:40,120
access into the garage...
1610
01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:41,840
without setting off
any alarms?
1611
01:26:42,280 --> 01:26:43,840
Yes, brother. I can.
1612
01:26:44,040 --> 01:26:46,720
Okay, can I just... (WHISTLES)
A quick FYI.
1613
01:26:47,040 --> 01:26:48,600
I was just talking to him
just a couple minutes ago...
1614
01:26:48,880 --> 01:26:51,200
and he was totally ready
to kill any of us.
1615
01:26:51,520 --> 01:26:52,560
He did try to kill me.
1616
01:26:52,880 --> 01:26:54,560
Yes, me too.
On many, many occasions.
1617
01:26:54,880 --> 01:26:56,320
There was one time
when we were children...
1618
01:26:56,560 --> 01:26:58,040
he transformed himself
into a snake,
1619
01:26:58,120 --> 01:26:59,200
and he knows
that I love snakes.
1620
01:26:59,520 --> 01:27:01,200
So, I went to pick up
the snake to admire it...
1621
01:27:01,520 --> 01:27:02,880
and he transformed back
into himself
1622
01:27:03,000 --> 01:27:04,160
and he was like,
"Yeah, it's me!"
1623
01:27:04,400 --> 01:27:07,240
And he stabbed me.
We were eight at the time.
1624
01:27:07,880 --> 01:27:08,880
VALKYRIE: If we're
boosting a ship...
1625
01:27:09,160 --> 01:27:10,600
we're gonna need to draw some
guards away from the palace.
1626
01:27:10,880 --> 01:27:12,200
Why not set the beast loose?
1627
01:27:12,400 --> 01:27:13,400
Shut up.
1628
01:27:13,600 --> 01:27:14,600
You guys have a beast?
1629
01:27:14,880 --> 01:27:17,160
No, there's no beast.
He's just being stupid.
1630
01:27:17,440 --> 01:27:18,880
We're going to start
a revolution.
1631
01:27:18,920 --> 01:27:20,400
-Revolution?
-I'll explain later.
1632
01:27:20,960 --> 01:27:23,160
-Who's this guy again?
-I'll explain later.
1633
01:27:24,360 --> 01:27:26,480
Is that
some sort of protoplasm,
1634
01:27:26,560 --> 01:27:27,720
all the stuff
that's coming out of you...
1635
01:27:27,880 --> 01:27:29,040
or are they eggs?
1636
01:27:30,560 --> 01:27:31,640
Looks like eggs.
1637
01:27:33,640 --> 01:27:35,080
-Oh!
-(CLATTERING)
1638
01:27:41,200 --> 01:27:42,440
I'm looking for Korg.
1639
01:27:42,760 --> 01:27:43,920
Who's asking?
1640
01:27:44,240 --> 01:27:45,280
I know you're asking.
1641
01:27:45,600 --> 01:27:47,440
Is anyone else asking,
or is it just you?
1642
01:27:47,760 --> 01:27:49,760
The Lord of Thunder
sends his best.
1643
01:27:52,080 --> 01:27:53,360
(GUN POWERING UP)
1644
01:27:53,440 --> 01:27:55,440
The revolution has begun.
1645
01:27:55,760 --> 01:27:57,640
Revolution?
How did this happen?
1646
01:27:57,960 --> 01:27:59,400
Don't know.
1647
01:27:59,640 --> 01:28:01,080
But the arena's mainframe
1648
01:28:01,120 --> 01:28:02,720
for the Obedience Disks
have been deactivated...
1649
01:28:02,960 --> 01:28:04,920
and the slaves
have armed themselves.
1650
01:28:05,080 --> 01:28:07,000
Oh. I don't like that word.
1651
01:28:07,280 --> 01:28:08,440
Which? Mainframe?
1652
01:28:08,760 --> 01:28:10,760
No. Why would I not like
"mainframe"?
1653
01:28:10,960 --> 01:28:12,960
No, the "S" word.
1654
01:28:13,200 --> 01:28:15,760
Sorry, the prisoners with jobs
have armed themselves.
1655
01:28:17,280 --> 01:28:18,480
Okay, that's better.
1656
01:28:23,680 --> 01:28:24,680
(BEEPING)
1657
01:28:24,800 --> 01:28:26,480
Hey, so, listen.
We should talk.
1658
01:28:27,960 --> 01:28:28,960
I disagree.
1659
01:28:29,480 --> 01:28:32,320
Open communication
was never our family's forte.
1660
01:28:32,640 --> 01:28:33,640
You have no idea.
1661
01:28:33,800 --> 01:28:36,440
Been quite the revelation
since we last spoke.
1662
01:28:36,480 --> 01:28:37,480
Hello.
1663
01:28:38,600 --> 01:28:39,600
Hi.
1664
01:28:46,640 --> 01:28:48,240
Odin brought us together.
1665
01:28:49,320 --> 01:28:52,120
It's almost poetic that his
death should split us apart.
1666
01:28:58,240 --> 01:29:00,240
We might as well be
strangers now.
1667
01:29:00,520 --> 01:29:03,480
Two sons of the crown,
set adrift.
1668
01:29:03,800 --> 01:29:05,680
-Oh.
-(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
1669
01:29:06,680 --> 01:29:08,160
Thought you didn't
wanna talk about it.
1670
01:29:09,640 --> 01:29:10,640
Here's the thing.
1671
01:29:11,000 --> 01:29:12,680
I'm probably better off
staying here on Sakaar.
1672
01:29:12,840 --> 01:29:14,520
That's exactly
what I was thinking.
1673
01:29:16,520 --> 01:29:17,840
Did you just agree with me?
1674
01:29:18,160 --> 01:29:19,600
Come on, this place
is perfect for you.
1675
01:29:19,840 --> 01:29:21,480
It's savage,
chaotic, lawless...
1676
01:29:21,680 --> 01:29:23,280
Brother, you're gonna do
great here.
1677
01:29:23,520 --> 01:29:25,080
Do you truly think
so little of me?
1678
01:29:27,360 --> 01:29:29,000
Loki, I thought
the world of you.
1679
01:29:30,200 --> 01:29:32,680
I thought we were gonna fight
side by side forever.
1680
01:29:32,920 --> 01:29:35,680
But at the end of the day,
you're you and I'm me.
1681
01:29:36,480 --> 01:29:38,840
I don't know, maybe
there's still good in you.
1682
01:29:39,040 --> 01:29:40,200
But let's be honest,
1683
01:29:40,320 --> 01:29:42,520
our paths diverged
a long time ago.
1684
01:29:47,320 --> 01:29:48,320
Yeah.
1685
01:29:49,520 --> 01:29:50,560
It's probably for the best
1686
01:29:50,640 --> 01:29:51,720
that we never
see each other again.
1687
01:29:52,040 --> 01:29:53,120
That's what you always wanted.
1688
01:29:53,560 --> 01:29:54,840
(PATS ON THE BACK)
1689
01:29:57,560 --> 01:29:59,120
Hey, let's do "Get Help."
1690
01:29:59,400 --> 01:30:00,400
-What?
-"Get Help."
1691
01:30:00,480 --> 01:30:01,480
No.
1692
01:30:01,560 --> 01:30:02,560
-Come on, you love it.
-I hate it.
1693
01:30:02,640 --> 01:30:03,640
It's great.
It works every time.
1694
01:30:03,720 --> 01:30:05,360
-It's humiliating.
-Do you have a better plan?
1695
01:30:05,400 --> 01:30:06,960
-No.
-We're doing it.
1696
01:30:07,120 --> 01:30:08,840
We are not doing "Get Help."
1697
01:30:09,400 --> 01:30:11,080
-(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
-Get help! Please!
1698
01:30:11,360 --> 01:30:12,360
My brother, he's dying.
1699
01:30:12,560 --> 01:30:14,480
Get help! Help him!
1700
01:30:16,680 --> 01:30:17,760
Classic.
1701
01:30:17,920 --> 01:30:19,240
(GROANS) Still hate it.
1702
01:30:19,520 --> 01:30:21,760
-It's humiliating.
-Not for me, it's not.
1703
01:30:21,960 --> 01:30:24,040
Now, which one's the ship
she told us to get?
1704
01:30:24,080 --> 01:30:25,080
The Commodore.
1705
01:30:26,040 --> 01:30:27,040
THOR: Right.
1706
01:30:29,760 --> 01:30:32,280
Though I feel it won't make
much of a difference.
1707
01:30:34,560 --> 01:30:36,240
Oh, Loki.
1708
01:30:37,440 --> 01:30:38,720
I know I've betrayed you
many times before...
1709
01:30:38,920 --> 01:30:40,520
but this time
it's truly nothing personal.
1710
01:30:40,840 --> 01:30:42,600
The reward for your capture
1711
01:30:42,720 --> 01:30:43,760
-will set me up nicely.
-(ALARM BLARING)
1712
01:30:44,120 --> 01:30:45,520
Never one for sentiment,
were you?
1713
01:30:45,920 --> 01:30:47,120
Easier to let it burn.
1714
01:30:47,440 --> 01:30:48,440
I agree.
1715
01:30:52,080 --> 01:30:53,280
(GROANING)
1716
01:30:57,120 --> 01:30:58,640
Oh, that looks painful.
1717
01:30:59,440 --> 01:31:02,120
Oh, dear brother,
you're becoming predictable.
1718
01:31:02,480 --> 01:31:04,280
I trust you, you betray me.
1719
01:31:04,640 --> 01:31:06,560
Round and round
in circles we go.
1720
01:31:06,800 --> 01:31:08,720
See, Loki, life is about,
it's about growth.
1721
01:31:08,960 --> 01:31:10,120
It's about change.
1722
01:31:10,360 --> 01:31:13,320
But you seem to
just wanna stay the same.
1723
01:31:14,160 --> 01:31:15,640
I guess
what I'm trying to say...
1724
01:31:15,920 --> 01:31:18,760
is that you'll always be
the God of Mischief...
1725
01:31:19,040 --> 01:31:20,360
but you could be more.
1726
01:31:22,960 --> 01:31:24,960
I'll just put this over here
for you.
1727
01:31:25,560 --> 01:31:28,920
Anyway, all got places to be,
so good luck.
1728
01:31:34,320 --> 01:31:35,600
All right,
I can figure this out.
1729
01:31:36,040 --> 01:31:37,840
It's just another spaceship.
1730
01:31:38,120 --> 01:31:39,320
(POWERING UP)
1731
01:31:51,200 --> 01:31:52,520
GRANDMASTER: (ON SPEAKERS)
Loyal Sakaarians...
1732
01:31:52,800 --> 01:31:54,680
Lord of Thunder
has stolen my ship
1733
01:31:54,760 --> 01:31:56,160
and my favorite champion.
1734
01:31:57,760 --> 01:32:00,840
Sakaarians, take to the skies.
Bring him down.
1735
01:32:01,040 --> 01:32:02,680
Do not let him
leave this planet.
1736
01:32:15,880 --> 01:32:17,160
-Good shot!
-Thanks.
1737
01:32:20,200 --> 01:32:21,200
VALKYRIE: (ON RADIO)
Open the doors.
1738
01:32:21,320 --> 01:32:22,640
Okay.
1739
01:32:28,000 --> 01:32:29,720
I hope that you're tougher
than you look.
1740
01:32:29,880 --> 01:32:30,960
Why?
1741
01:32:31,560 --> 01:32:33,280
(SCREAMING)
1742
01:32:34,640 --> 01:32:36,840
-(GROANING)
-(LAUGHS)
1743
01:32:43,520 --> 01:32:45,240
Shouldn't we be shooting back
or something?
1744
01:32:45,280 --> 01:32:46,280
Yes, we should.
1745
01:32:46,640 --> 01:32:48,400
Where are the guns
on this ship?
1746
01:32:48,680 --> 01:32:50,000
VALKYRIE: There aren't any.
1747
01:32:50,240 --> 01:32:51,680
-It's a leisure vessel.
-BANNER: What?
1748
01:32:52,000 --> 01:32:53,440
Grandmaster uses it
for his good times,
1749
01:32:53,560 --> 01:32:54,560
orgies and stuff.
1750
01:32:55,000 --> 01:32:56,240
Did she just say
the Grandmaster
1751
01:32:56,360 --> 01:32:57,440
uses it for orgies?
1752
01:32:57,760 --> 01:32:58,880
Yeah.
1753
01:32:59,080 --> 01:33:00,400
Don't touch anything.
1754
01:33:10,640 --> 01:33:12,400
(ALARM BEEPING)
1755
01:33:20,840 --> 01:33:22,080
No!
1756
01:33:23,880 --> 01:33:24,920
(LAUGHING)
1757
01:33:25,120 --> 01:33:26,120
-No!
-No!
1758
01:33:28,960 --> 01:33:29,920
(YELLS)
1759
01:33:33,120 --> 01:33:34,200
Get inside!
1760
01:33:34,440 --> 01:33:35,920
In a minute.
1761
01:33:37,640 --> 01:33:39,600
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1762
01:33:47,280 --> 01:33:49,120
I should probably go and help.
Here, take the wheel.
1763
01:33:49,240 --> 01:33:50,640
No. I don't know
how to fly one of these.
1764
01:33:50,920 --> 01:33:52,640
You're a scientist.
Use one of your PhDs.
1765
01:33:52,760 --> 01:33:55,960
None of them are for flying
alien spaceships!
1766
01:34:30,720 --> 01:34:31,720
Okay, come on.
1767
01:34:31,840 --> 01:34:33,840
There's gotta be a gun
on this thing.
1768
01:34:34,000 --> 01:34:35,000
That looks like a gun.
1769
01:34:36,320 --> 01:34:37,640
GRANDMASTER: (SINGING)
It's my birthday
1770
01:34:37,680 --> 01:34:38,720
It's my birthday
1771
01:34:39,680 --> 01:34:40,680
It's my birthday
1772
01:34:40,800 --> 01:34:41,920
(FIREWORKS BURSTING)
1773
01:34:42,480 --> 01:34:43,840
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
1774
01:34:48,720 --> 01:34:49,840
Yeah!
1775
01:34:51,720 --> 01:34:53,000
-(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
-(GRUNTS)
1776
01:35:07,360 --> 01:35:09,520
Guys, we're coming up
on the Devil's Anus!
1777
01:35:16,320 --> 01:35:17,280
There she is.
1778
01:35:17,560 --> 01:35:19,400
Our ticket out of here.
1779
01:35:20,040 --> 01:35:21,200
Hey, what's this?
1780
01:35:24,040 --> 01:35:25,680
-(DEVICE POWERS DOWN)
-(LOKI GROANS)
1781
01:35:26,320 --> 01:35:27,400
Thank you.
1782
01:35:27,440 --> 01:35:30,000
Hey, man. We're about to jump
on that ginormous spaceship.
1783
01:35:30,080 --> 01:35:31,080
You wanna come?
1784
01:35:31,400 --> 01:35:34,080
You do seem like
1785
01:35:34,160 --> 01:35:35,600
you're in desperate need
of leadership.
1786
01:35:36,080 --> 01:35:37,440
Why, thank you.
1787
01:35:41,360 --> 01:35:42,360
Here we go.
1788
01:35:48,920 --> 01:35:49,920
Shit.
1789
01:35:50,080 --> 01:35:51,200
(EXPLOSIONS)
1790
01:35:56,400 --> 01:35:57,520
(BANNER GRUNTS)
1791
01:36:00,600 --> 01:36:01,960
(STRAINING)
1792
01:36:07,440 --> 01:36:09,200
SKURGE: Asgardians...
1793
01:36:09,440 --> 01:36:11,800
some misguided soul...
1794
01:36:12,760 --> 01:36:14,640
has stolen the Bifrost sword.
1795
01:36:14,960 --> 01:36:17,240
Tell us where it is...
1796
01:36:17,520 --> 01:36:20,000
or there will be consequences.
1797
01:36:23,840 --> 01:36:24,960
Bad ones.
1798
01:36:28,280 --> 01:36:29,280
Well?
1799
01:36:36,480 --> 01:36:37,480
You.
1800
01:36:37,640 --> 01:36:39,440
(ALL SCREAMING)
1801
01:36:41,760 --> 01:36:43,120
(MAN PROTESTING)
1802
01:36:54,240 --> 01:36:56,000
(WOMAN BREATHING SHAKILY)
1803
01:36:59,840 --> 01:37:01,320
(SOBBING)
1804
01:37:13,680 --> 01:37:17,680
Well? Executioner?
1805
01:37:22,680 --> 01:37:23,880
-(ALL GASP)
-MAN: Wait!
1806
01:37:24,000 --> 01:37:25,000
Wait!
1807
01:37:27,360 --> 01:37:28,520
I know where the sword is.
1808
01:38:11,760 --> 01:38:13,920
I never thought
I'd be back here.
1809
01:38:17,640 --> 01:38:19,080
BANNER: I thought
it'd be a lot nicer.
1810
01:38:19,640 --> 01:38:21,080
I mean,
not that it's not nice.
1811
01:38:21,200 --> 01:38:22,560
It's just, it's on fire.
1812
01:38:22,760 --> 01:38:23,760
Here, up here
in the mountains.
1813
01:38:24,240 --> 01:38:26,360
Heat signatures.
People clustered together.
1814
01:38:26,520 --> 01:38:27,520
She's coming for them.
1815
01:38:27,840 --> 01:38:28,840
Okay, drop me off
at the palace
1816
01:38:28,920 --> 01:38:31,040
-and I'll draw her away.
-And get yourself killed?
1817
01:38:31,240 --> 01:38:32,920
The people trapped down there
are all that matters.
1818
01:38:32,960 --> 01:38:34,280
While I'm dealing with Hela,
I need you two
1819
01:38:34,400 --> 01:38:35,480
to help get
everyone off Asgard.
1820
01:38:35,920 --> 01:38:37,600
How the hell are we supposed
to do that?
1821
01:38:38,240 --> 01:38:39,760
I have a man on the ground.
1822
01:38:42,120 --> 01:38:44,080
(LOW INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
1823
01:38:45,680 --> 01:38:46,680
Asgard.
1824
01:38:50,280 --> 01:38:51,440
She's here.
1825
01:39:03,160 --> 01:39:04,760
Now the ship has a gun.
1826
01:39:05,000 --> 01:39:06,120
I'll take it from here.
1827
01:39:07,080 --> 01:39:09,960
I found this in the armory.
1828
01:39:13,280 --> 01:39:14,280
Good luck.
1829
01:39:16,000 --> 01:39:17,160
Your Majesty...
1830
01:39:19,280 --> 01:39:20,280
don't die.
1831
01:39:23,280 --> 01:39:24,960
You know what I mean.
1832
01:40:24,040 --> 01:40:25,760
HEIMDALL: We must keep moving!
1833
01:40:26,520 --> 01:40:28,160
Go to the Bifrost!
1834
01:40:46,200 --> 01:40:47,520
(STAFF THUDDING)
1835
01:41:10,920 --> 01:41:12,040
Sister.
1836
01:41:14,280 --> 01:41:15,920
You're still alive.
1837
01:41:16,240 --> 01:41:18,080
I love what you've done
with the place.
1838
01:41:18,200 --> 01:41:19,520
Redecorating, I see.
1839
01:41:19,920 --> 01:41:21,920
It seems our father's solution
1840
01:41:22,040 --> 01:41:24,440
to every problem
was to cover it up.
1841
01:41:26,080 --> 01:41:27,600
Or to cast it out.
1842
01:41:29,920 --> 01:41:33,400
He told you you were worthy.
He said the same thing to me.
1843
01:41:34,080 --> 01:41:35,320
You see?
1844
01:41:36,080 --> 01:41:38,080
You never knew him.
1845
01:41:38,560 --> 01:41:40,280
Not at his best.
1846
01:41:40,600 --> 01:41:43,440
Odin and I drowned
entire civilizations
1847
01:41:43,560 --> 01:41:45,040
in blood and tears.
1848
01:41:45,320 --> 01:41:48,120
Where do you think
all this gold came from?
1849
01:41:48,440 --> 01:41:50,040
And then, one day...
1850
01:41:50,280 --> 01:41:53,200
he decided to become
a benevolent king.
1851
01:41:53,480 --> 01:41:56,040
To foster peace,
to protect life...
1852
01:41:57,280 --> 01:41:58,760
to have you.
1853
01:41:59,280 --> 01:42:01,600
I understand why you're angry.
1854
01:42:01,800 --> 01:42:03,280
And you are my sister,
and technically
1855
01:42:03,320 --> 01:42:05,640
have a claim to the throne.
1856
01:42:05,920 --> 01:42:07,800
And believe me, I would love
for someone else to rule.
1857
01:42:07,920 --> 01:42:09,040
But it can't be you.
1858
01:42:09,280 --> 01:42:12,800
You're just... (SIGHS)
The worst.
1859
01:42:14,480 --> 01:42:15,960
Okay, get up.
1860
01:42:16,360 --> 01:42:18,240
You're in my seat.
1861
01:42:19,440 --> 01:42:21,320
You know,
Father once told me...
1862
01:42:21,520 --> 01:42:23,960
that a wise king
never seeks out war.
1863
01:42:24,280 --> 01:42:26,640
But must always
be ready for it.
1864
01:42:34,920 --> 01:42:36,960
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
1865
01:42:50,080 --> 01:42:51,320
(FENRIS GROWLS)
1866
01:42:53,680 --> 01:42:55,520
(GROWLING)
1867
01:42:59,080 --> 01:43:00,360
Go back!
1868
01:43:00,400 --> 01:43:01,520
(ALL CLAMORING)
1869
01:43:03,000 --> 01:43:04,080
(SNARLS)
1870
01:43:05,520 --> 01:43:06,720
HEIMDALL: Go!
1871
01:43:41,880 --> 01:43:44,320
To be honest, I expected more.
1872
01:43:47,560 --> 01:43:48,560
Heimdall!
1873
01:43:50,880 --> 01:43:52,520
The sword!
1874
01:43:54,560 --> 01:43:56,000
(CREATURES SNARLING)
1875
01:43:57,080 --> 01:43:58,560
Here's the difference
between us.
1876
01:43:58,920 --> 01:44:00,360
I'm Odin's firstborn...
1877
01:44:00,560 --> 01:44:02,920
the rightful heir,
the savior of Asgard.
1878
01:44:03,200 --> 01:44:04,920
-And you're nothing.
-(GRUNTS)
1879
01:44:09,600 --> 01:44:10,760
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1880
01:44:12,800 --> 01:44:14,240
(GROANS)
1881
01:44:15,160 --> 01:44:17,920
So simple,
even a blind man could see it.
1882
01:44:18,200 --> 01:44:19,520
(YELLS)
1883
01:44:20,240 --> 01:44:21,280
Oh.
1884
01:44:21,760 --> 01:44:23,920
Now you remind me of Dad.
1885
01:44:24,280 --> 01:44:25,880
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
1886
01:44:30,360 --> 01:44:32,120
(ROARING)
1887
01:44:34,280 --> 01:44:35,920
The stupid dog won't die!
1888
01:44:40,960 --> 01:44:42,960
(ALL SCREAMING)
1889
01:44:58,080 --> 01:45:00,800
Everything's gonna be
all right now. I got this.
1890
01:45:01,280 --> 01:45:03,280
You wanted to know who I am?
1891
01:45:04,320 --> 01:45:05,800
What the hell
are you talking about?
1892
01:45:06,120 --> 01:45:07,440
You'll see!
1893
01:45:17,640 --> 01:45:19,560
(FENRIS SNIFFING)
1894
01:45:20,680 --> 01:45:21,760
(GROWLS)
1895
01:45:22,640 --> 01:45:23,760
(SNARLS)
1896
01:45:24,320 --> 01:45:26,000
(ALL WHIMPERING)
1897
01:45:36,000 --> 01:45:37,880
(ROARING)
1898
01:45:40,640 --> 01:45:42,120
(ROARS)
1899
01:45:54,080 --> 01:45:55,040
(GROANS)
1900
01:45:56,200 --> 01:45:58,320
You see?
No one's going anywhere.
1901
01:45:58,600 --> 01:45:59,840
I'll get that sword...
1902
01:46:00,040 --> 01:46:02,680
even if I have to kill every
single one of them to do it.
1903
01:46:29,520 --> 01:46:30,720
Hey, man.
1904
01:46:32,040 --> 01:46:33,320
I'm Korg. This is Miek.
1905
01:46:33,560 --> 01:46:34,680
We're gonna jump
on that spaceship
1906
01:46:34,720 --> 01:46:35,840
and get out of here.
Wanna come?
1907
01:46:36,080 --> 01:46:37,320
(SHIP APPROACHING)
1908
01:46:45,480 --> 01:46:49,240
Your savior is here.
1909
01:46:53,680 --> 01:46:54,760
(CHUCKLING)
1910
01:46:55,600 --> 01:46:56,720
(SCREAMS)
1911
01:46:56,880 --> 01:46:58,600
Did you miss me?
1912
01:46:58,920 --> 01:47:00,080
Everyone, on that ship now.
1913
01:47:04,680 --> 01:47:06,720
Welcome home.
I saw you coming.
1914
01:47:06,960 --> 01:47:07,960
Of course you did.
1915
01:47:10,120 --> 01:47:11,560
(CREATURES SNARLING)
1916
01:47:13,320 --> 01:47:15,120
(KORG YELLING)
1917
01:47:24,880 --> 01:47:26,960
It's a valiant effort,
but you never stood a chance.
1918
01:47:28,120 --> 01:47:29,120
You see...
1919
01:47:30,000 --> 01:47:32,720
I'm not a queen or a monster.
1920
01:47:34,800 --> 01:47:36,320
I'm the Goddess of Death.
1921
01:47:37,640 --> 01:47:39,720
What were you
the god of, again?
1922
01:47:46,480 --> 01:47:48,320
(PANTING)
1923
01:47:51,320 --> 01:47:53,000
Even when you had two eyes...
1924
01:47:53,920 --> 01:47:55,640
you'd see
only half the picture.
1925
01:47:57,160 --> 01:48:00,000
She's too strong.
Without my hammer, I can't.
1926
01:48:01,360 --> 01:48:04,760
Are you Thor,
the God of Hammers? Hmm?
1927
01:48:05,000 --> 01:48:07,000
(PANTING)
1928
01:48:08,000 --> 01:48:10,320
That hammer was to help you
control your power,
1929
01:48:10,360 --> 01:48:11,640
to focus it.
1930
01:48:12,560 --> 01:48:14,160
It was never your source
of strength.
1931
01:48:15,040 --> 01:48:17,160
It's too late.
She's already taken Asgard.
1932
01:48:18,440 --> 01:48:21,000
Asgard is not a place.
Never was.
1933
01:48:22,320 --> 01:48:23,440
This could be Asgard.
1934
01:48:24,840 --> 01:48:26,840
Asgard is where
our people stand.
1935
01:48:27,840 --> 01:48:32,480
Even now, right now,
those people need your help.
1936
01:48:40,320 --> 01:48:42,320
I'm not as strong as you.
1937
01:48:45,200 --> 01:48:46,200
No...
1938
01:48:47,600 --> 01:48:48,880
you're stronger.
1939
01:48:58,000 --> 01:48:59,200
Tell me, brother.
1940
01:48:59,320 --> 01:49:01,680
What were you
the god of again?
1941
01:49:02,000 --> 01:49:03,360
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1942
01:49:06,200 --> 01:49:08,080
-(THUNDER RUMBLING)
-(THOR YELLING)
1943
01:49:22,880 --> 01:49:24,880
(IMMIGRANT SONG
BY LED ZEPPELIN PLAYING)
1944
01:49:53,640 --> 01:49:55,000
(FIREWORKS BURSTING)
1945
01:50:04,560 --> 01:50:05,720
(GROWLS)
1946
01:50:06,200 --> 01:50:07,200
(ROARS)
1947
01:50:41,320 --> 01:50:42,680
(YELLING)
1948
01:51:17,360 --> 01:51:19,360
-You're late.
-You're missing an eye.
1949
01:51:19,680 --> 01:51:21,000
VALKYRIE: This isn't over.
1950
01:51:26,560 --> 01:51:28,000
(ALL PANTING)
1951
01:51:28,320 --> 01:51:29,920
I think we should
disband the Revengers.
1952
01:51:31,560 --> 01:51:32,640
Hit her
with a lightning blast.
1953
01:51:32,960 --> 01:51:34,040
I just hit her with
the biggest lightning blast
1954
01:51:34,160 --> 01:51:35,280
in the history of lightning.
1955
01:51:35,360 --> 01:51:36,360
It did nothing.
1956
01:51:40,160 --> 01:51:42,640
We just need to hold her off
until everyone's on board.
1957
01:51:43,400 --> 01:51:44,840
It won't end there.
1958
01:51:45,280 --> 01:51:48,560
The longer Hela's on Asgard,
the more powerful she grows.
1959
01:51:48,880 --> 01:51:50,400
She'll hunt us down.
1960
01:51:50,680 --> 01:51:52,040
We need to stop her
here and now.
1961
01:51:52,360 --> 01:51:53,360
So what do we do?
1962
01:51:54,400 --> 01:51:55,720
I'm not doing "Get Help."
1963
01:52:08,160 --> 01:52:11,240
Asgard's not a place,
it's a people.
1964
01:52:13,320 --> 01:52:14,320
Loki...
1965
01:52:14,600 --> 01:52:16,440
this was never about
stopping Ragnarok.
1966
01:52:16,760 --> 01:52:18,680
This was about
causing Ragnarok.
1967
01:52:18,920 --> 01:52:20,400
Surtur's crown, the vault.
1968
01:52:22,240 --> 01:52:23,480
It's the only way.
1969
01:52:24,200 --> 01:52:25,520
Bold move, brother.
1970
01:52:26,920 --> 01:52:28,240
Even for me.
1971
01:52:31,600 --> 01:52:32,600
Shall we?
1972
01:52:33,760 --> 01:52:34,760
After you.
1973
01:52:47,760 --> 01:52:49,040
(GRUNTING)
1974
01:52:57,400 --> 01:52:58,440
(GRUNTING)
1975
01:53:00,440 --> 01:53:01,760
This is madness.
1976
01:53:02,120 --> 01:53:03,640
(ALL CLAMORING)
1977
01:53:15,280 --> 01:53:16,800
Go! Go, now!
1978
01:53:34,800 --> 01:53:36,480
(CREATURES SNARLING)
1979
01:53:42,000 --> 01:53:43,840
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
1980
01:53:54,440 --> 01:53:55,680
(MAN SCREAMS)
1981
01:53:56,320 --> 01:53:57,600
(GUN FIRING)
1982
01:54:18,080 --> 01:54:19,360
For Asgard.
1983
01:54:33,840 --> 01:54:35,040
SKURGE: Hela!
1984
01:54:42,160 --> 01:54:43,360
(GUN CLICKS)
1985
01:54:44,080 --> 01:54:45,080
(GRUNTS)
1986
01:54:46,360 --> 01:54:47,360
(YELLS)
1987
01:54:48,680 --> 01:54:49,880
(GROANS)
1988
01:54:59,720 --> 01:55:03,720
With the Eternal Flame,
you are reborn.
1989
01:55:11,040 --> 01:55:12,040
(GASPING)
1990
01:55:15,040 --> 01:55:16,560
Hela, enough!
1991
01:55:20,360 --> 01:55:22,960
You want Asgard, it's yours.
1992
01:55:23,520 --> 01:55:26,720
Whatever game you're playing,
it won't work.
1993
01:55:26,920 --> 01:55:28,400
You can't defeat me.
1994
01:55:29,280 --> 01:55:30,520
No, I know.
1995
01:55:32,240 --> 01:55:33,240
But he can.
1996
01:55:35,240 --> 01:55:37,440
(ROARING)
1997
01:55:37,720 --> 01:55:38,760
No.
1998
01:55:39,840 --> 01:55:41,080
(HELA GRUNTS)
1999
01:55:46,920 --> 01:55:50,160
Tremble before me, Asgard!
2000
01:55:50,440 --> 01:55:52,560
I am your reckoning!
2001
01:56:02,080 --> 01:56:03,440
The people are safe.
2002
01:56:04,240 --> 01:56:05,920
That's all that matters.
2003
01:56:07,800 --> 01:56:09,000
THOR: We're fulfilling
the prophecy.
2004
01:56:09,800 --> 01:56:11,000
I hate this prophecy.
2005
01:56:11,320 --> 01:56:12,960
So do I,
but we have no choice.
2006
01:56:13,320 --> 01:56:14,960
Surtur destroys Asgard...
2007
01:56:15,280 --> 01:56:17,480
he destroys Hela,
so that our people may live.
2008
01:56:17,600 --> 01:56:19,160
But we need to let him
finish the job,
2009
01:56:19,280 --> 01:56:20,320
-otherwise...
-(HULK ROARING)
2010
01:56:22,120 --> 01:56:23,120
No!
2011
01:56:23,160 --> 01:56:24,440
(HULK ROARING)
2012
01:56:25,600 --> 01:56:27,440
Hulk, stop, you moron!
2013
01:56:27,720 --> 01:56:29,320
(HULK GRUNTING)
2014
01:56:30,040 --> 01:56:31,040
(ROARS)
2015
01:56:32,120 --> 01:56:33,840
(SCREAMING)
2016
01:56:36,640 --> 01:56:37,680
THOR: Hulk, stop.
2017
01:56:37,960 --> 01:56:40,800
Just for once in your life,
don't smash.
2018
01:56:42,160 --> 01:56:43,760
Big monster!
2019
01:56:44,160 --> 01:56:45,280
Let's go!
2020
01:56:46,000 --> 01:56:47,040
(GROWLS)
2021
01:56:47,160 --> 01:56:48,160
Fine.
2022
01:56:51,160 --> 01:56:52,240
(HULK GRUNTS)
2023
01:56:59,360 --> 01:57:00,360
(GRUNTS)
2024
01:57:12,360 --> 01:57:15,040
SURTUR: I am Asgard's doom!
2025
01:57:17,520 --> 01:57:18,880
(LAUGHING)
2026
01:57:38,240 --> 01:57:40,200
The damage is not too bad.
2027
01:57:40,440 --> 01:57:42,360
As long as the foundations
are still strong...
2028
01:57:42,640 --> 01:57:44,000
we can rebuild this place.
2029
01:57:44,400 --> 01:57:46,520
It will become a haven...
2030
01:57:46,800 --> 01:57:49,520
for all peoples and aliens
of the universe.
2031
01:57:56,560 --> 01:57:58,920
Now those foundations
are gone. Sorry.
2032
01:57:59,920 --> 01:58:01,600
(DISTANT EXPLOSIONS)
2033
01:58:14,080 --> 01:58:15,920
What have I done?
2034
01:58:17,200 --> 01:58:19,480
You saved us from extinction.
2035
01:58:19,760 --> 01:58:21,400
Asgard is not a place...
2036
01:58:23,200 --> 01:58:24,720
it's a people.
2037
01:58:54,040 --> 01:58:55,480
It suits you.
2038
01:58:58,320 --> 01:59:00,640
Maybe you're not so bad
after all, brother.
2039
01:59:01,120 --> 01:59:02,160
Maybe not.
2040
01:59:03,640 --> 01:59:04,640
Thank you.
2041
01:59:05,600 --> 01:59:07,760
If you were here,
I might even give you a hug.
2042
01:59:12,280 --> 01:59:13,440
I'm here.
2043
01:59:37,680 --> 01:59:38,920
Your throne.
2044
01:59:54,200 --> 01:59:57,160
So. King of Asgard.
2045
02:00:07,840 --> 02:00:08,840
Where to?
2046
02:00:10,040 --> 02:00:11,320
I'm not sure.
2047
02:00:12,040 --> 02:00:13,160
Any suggestions?
2048
02:00:16,040 --> 02:00:17,720
Miek, where are you from?
2049
02:00:18,120 --> 02:00:19,880
Oh, Miek's dead.
2050
02:00:20,240 --> 02:00:23,200
Yeah, no, I accidentally
stomped on him on the bridge.
2051
02:00:23,400 --> 02:00:24,720
I've just felt so guilty,
2052
02:00:24,760 --> 02:00:25,960
I've been carrying him around
all day.
2053
02:00:28,160 --> 02:00:30,080
-(CHITTERING)
-(GASPS) Miek, you're alive!
2054
02:00:30,160 --> 02:00:31,320
He's alive, guys.
2055
02:00:31,400 --> 02:00:32,560
What was
your question again, bro?
2056
02:00:34,400 --> 02:00:35,400
Earth it is.
2057
02:00:35,960 --> 02:00:37,960
(MUSIC PLAYING)
2058
02:02:52,160 --> 02:02:53,520
Do you really think
it's a good idea
2059
02:02:53,680 --> 02:02:54,720
to go back to Earth?
2060
02:02:55,320 --> 02:02:56,320
Yes, of course.
2061
02:02:56,360 --> 02:02:58,520
The people of Earth love me.
I'm very popular.
2062
02:02:59,040 --> 02:03:00,840
Let me rephrase that.
2063
02:03:01,200 --> 02:03:03,000
Do you really think
it's a good idea
2064
02:03:03,040 --> 02:03:04,480
to bring me back to Earth?
2065
02:03:05,080 --> 02:03:07,040
Probably not, to be honest.
2066
02:03:07,160 --> 02:03:08,880
I wouldn't worry, brother.
2067
02:03:08,920 --> 02:03:11,920
I feel like everything's
gonna work out fine.
2068
02:03:15,200 --> 02:03:16,880
(LOW RUMBLING)
2069
02:03:29,240 --> 02:03:31,240
(MUSIC PLAYING)
2070
02:09:37,120 --> 02:09:38,520
(GROANING)
2071
02:09:41,080 --> 02:09:42,080
Oh, boy.
2072
02:09:44,000 --> 02:09:46,000
(SCRAPPERS EXCLAIMING)
2073
02:09:48,640 --> 02:09:50,360
(GROANS) Oh.
2074
02:09:50,440 --> 02:09:54,480
I just gotta say,
I'm proud of you all.
2075
02:09:54,840 --> 02:09:58,080
This revolution has been
a huge success. Yay, us!
2076
02:09:58,480 --> 02:10:00,800
Pat on the back.
Pat on the back.
2077
02:10:00,920 --> 02:10:03,120
Come on. No?
2078
02:10:03,680 --> 02:10:05,680
Me too. 'Cause I've been
a big part of it.
2079
02:10:05,800 --> 02:10:08,600
Can't have a revolution
without somebody to overthrow.
2080
02:10:08,640 --> 02:10:10,560
So, you're welcome.
2081
02:10:10,800 --> 02:10:13,120
And, uh, it's a tie.