3
00:00:14,347 --> 00:00:16,727
[MAX SINGING ALONG]
♪ You must be an angel ♪

15
00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:45,800
He's my first boyfriend.

18
00:00:52,177 --> 00:00:55,177
He'll come crawling back to you in
no time, begging for forgiveness.

21
00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:02,228
They're like, "Oh, I
hope they take us back."

23
00:01:03,855 --> 00:01:06,355
God, what I wouldn't give
to see their stupid faces.

39
00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:52,033
I just don't understand
what I did to deserve this.

42
00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:57,907
I know. It's just, why is
she treating me this way?

46
00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:04,752
Relax. Just relax.

49
00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:11,304
- Yeah.
- Because women act on emotion

75
00:03:04,642 --> 00:03:05,982
[POP MUSIC PLAYING]

97
00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:51,993
I'll just let you... I'll leave you...

98
00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:57,820
["LOVERGIRL" PLAYING]

110
00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:36,691
Okay, look, I should just warn you,

111
00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:39,026
if he's with a girl or
doing something gross,

112
00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:41,632
just get out of there right away
before you're scarred for life.

113
00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:43,376
- Max...
- No, I'm just saying, I'm serious.

121
00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,500
[GIRL WHIMPERING]

131
00:05:53,269 --> 00:05:55,689
[GIRL WHIMPERING]

132
00:05:57,398 --> 00:05:59,148
[BILLY] Just stay very still.

133
00:06:02,236 --> 00:06:03,696
[GIRL WHIMPERING]

134
00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,200
[GIRL GASPING]

135
00:06:10,953 --> 00:06:12,503
[GIRL SCREAMING]

136
00:06:13,998 --> 00:06:14,998
[GIRL] Billy!

142
00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:31,467
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

144
00:07:40,835 --> 00:07:43,085
- [LOUD MEDIEVAL MUSIC PLAYING]
- Yes! [GROANS]

145
00:07:44,922 --> 00:07:47,552
- What are you doing?
- Yeah, Will, can you turn down the music?

149
00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:57,523
can you please turn down the music?

150
00:07:57,727 --> 00:07:59,017
That is not music.

154
00:08:06,944 --> 00:08:08,034
free of girls!

156
00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:11,663
Will, come on.

166
00:08:30,551 --> 00:08:32,151
Or are you going to come to their rescue

167
00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:35,808
and become the heroes you
were always meant to be?

169
00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:39,732
Can I at least take a shower first?

185
00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:28,821
- Hello?
- Just watch.

188
00:09:40,621 --> 00:09:42,621
Yeah, it fell in the night.
It lost its magnetism.

190
00:09:45,209 --> 00:09:46,999
at my house the day before.

191
00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:49,166
- Wow.
- And I thought, "Okay, that's weird."

192
00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:52,425
Right? Why are all these magnets
suddenly losing their magnetism?

199
00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:08,316
And he built this magnetic
field using an AC transformer

203
00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:16,321
I just want to get this
exactly right, okay?

206
00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:25,630
because you had to go
to Scott Clarke's house.

212
00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:39,561
Oh, come on, Hop, you're
not even listening to me.

213
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:42,809
Scott was able to demagnetize some
of the magnets, and he thinks...

215
00:10:44,393 --> 00:10:49,363
He thinks that a large-scale
magnetic field could be built

216
00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:52,990
using some sort of machine
or... or experimental technology.

224
00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:12,762
It can't just be a coincidence, Hopper.

232
00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:24,890
Because some magnets
fell off your fridge.

238
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,243
I'm a little busy right now,
but maybe we can meet up there,

240
00:11:38,155 --> 00:11:40,775
You know, of course,
unless something comes up

248
00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:04,100
so that you can push me away.

249
00:12:04,181 --> 00:12:06,561
Because God forbid

250
00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:08,142
any of us

252
00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:11,437
Because that...

270
00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:05,196
I believe you saw some
super weird stuff, totally,

272
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,916
So maybe it was just like
that. Maybe Billy just...

275
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,050
When Billy is alone with a girl,

279
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,439
I'm just gonna lend you my mom's Cosmo.

288
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,782
[MAX] Ice. It's just ice.

289
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:25,361
Probably for his muscles or something.
He works out like a maniac.

309
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:43,147
And it's not just fertilizer.

311
00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:49,525
And that's just from one day
of calling around. I mean...

315
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:59,828
So, little rodents have gone
cuckoo in their furry little minds

328
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:28,574
The Mysterious Case of
the Missing Fertilizer,

331
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:35,869
Next time a call comes in,

332
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:37,503
do what you were hired for,

333
00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:38,789
and let us know, yeah?

340
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:54,349
- [MAN SPEAKING RUSSIAN ON HEADPHONES]
- Excuse me.

344
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:08,529
I'd like to try the peanut
butter chocolate swirl, please.

347
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:13,949
Because you're abusing
our company policy.

349
00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:17,661
Sorry, he can't help you. He's busy.

350
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,405
Busy with what?

353
00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:29,011
[DUSTIN] You see anything?

355
00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:33,716
Evil Russians.

356
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:36,756
Yeah, exactly. I don't know
what an evil Russian looks like.

363
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,233
If you're not gonna focus,
just gimme the binoculars.

364
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,370
Aw, Jesus Christ, whatever
happened to standards?

368
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,408
I don't get why you're looking at girls.

370
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,590
- Seriously, if you say Robin again...
- Robin.

380
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:27,233
For your information, she's
still in school. And she's weird.

381
00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:29,227
She's a weirdo. And she's hyper.

401
00:19:03,153 --> 00:19:06,557
how exactly did you score
that beautiful girlfriend?

403
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,688
Because that's how
this works, Henderson.

413
00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:36,758
Sir Mike, your action.

426
00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:02,526
Sir Lucas, the zombie horde roars!

436
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,511
Maybe we should just call them.

441
00:20:31,083 --> 00:20:34,333
I'll use my torch to set fire to
the chambers, sacrificing ourselves,

442
00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:36,358
killing the jujus,
and saving the Khuisar.

446
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:44,912
- You guys win.
- [MUSIC STOPS]

447
00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:47,123
- Congratulations.
- Will, I was just messing around.

449
00:20:50,248 --> 00:20:52,708
- How much longer is the campaign?
- Just forget it, Mike.

452
00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:57,603
We'll just call the girls afterwards.

453
00:20:57,627 --> 00:20:59,445
I said forget it, Mike, okay?

455
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,471
- Come on, Will.
- Move!

457
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:11,440
[MIKE] Will, come on.

461
00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:19,343
We're just not in the mood right now.

465
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,950
Really? Where's Dustin right now?

467
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:32,016
And obviously he doesn't
either and I don't blame him.

469
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,126
So you can swap spit
with some stupid girl?

471
00:21:37,256 --> 00:21:39,176
It's not my fault you don't like girls.

476
00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:52,848
That we were never
gonna get girlfriends?

477
00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:54,780
We were just gonna sit
in my basement all day

485
00:22:07,617 --> 00:22:09,157
Will, come on!

490
00:22:28,503 --> 00:22:29,573
Excuse me.

506
00:23:01,588 --> 00:23:03,338
You girls want a reward or somethin'?

508
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:06,217
We're just...

512
00:23:26,988 --> 00:23:27,988
[GIRL] No way!

531
00:25:58,598 --> 00:26:00,098
We come in peace.

549
00:27:09,336 --> 00:27:10,746
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

550
00:27:11,671 --> 00:27:12,761
- Target acquired.
- Where?

554
00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:23,642
[BOTH] Evil Russian.

555
00:27:37,238 --> 00:27:38,238
[DUSTIN] Slow down.

562
00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:05,732
I just have one question for you.

573
00:28:25,161 --> 00:28:26,871
Come on, ladies, show me what you got.

574
00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:29,285
Slow now. Just isolate.

585
00:29:01,906 --> 00:29:03,526
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

589
00:29:20,175 --> 00:29:22,465
You're not gonna believe who
Dustin thought was a Russian.

616
00:30:32,872 --> 00:30:35,462
You don't want it eatin'
the tires off your car.

617
00:30:36,709 --> 00:30:37,749
Come on!

630
00:31:00,441 --> 00:31:02,151
He asked us to drop the story.

631
00:31:02,235 --> 00:31:03,815
That's because he didn't believe us.

637
00:31:12,078 --> 00:31:13,578
But it's just some stupid story.

639
00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:16,373
It's stupid to get fired over.

640
00:31:16,457 --> 00:31:18,287
No one's going to fire us.

642
00:31:23,673 --> 00:31:24,673
Just...

645
00:31:33,433 --> 00:31:34,433
Come on.

660
00:32:52,553 --> 00:32:55,073
because it came rushing at me
from behind this fence, and I...

663
00:33:03,856 --> 00:33:06,316
- Yeah.
- Because it's important to me.

671
00:33:29,674 --> 00:33:31,844
He said he's fixing up your
house to put on the market.

703
00:35:23,079 --> 00:35:24,999
Please, can you just come
outside and we'll talk?

706
00:35:30,461 --> 00:35:32,631
Come on, man! We're sorry!

711
00:35:58,531 --> 00:35:59,661
[MIKE] Something is coming,

713
00:36:01,450 --> 00:36:03,540
- What is it?
- What if it's the Demogorgon?

714
00:36:03,619 --> 00:36:06,659
Oh, Jesus, we're so screwed
if it's the Demogorgon.

715
00:36:06,747 --> 00:36:07,787
It's not the Demogorgon.

716
00:36:12,795 --> 00:36:15,085
- [MIKE] Will, your action!
- [WILL] Fireball!

718
00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:19,761
Direct hit! Will the Wise's
fireball hits the thessalhydra!

720
00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:27,390
[BOYS SINGING "GHOSTBUSTERS"]

721
00:36:27,476 --> 00:36:30,056
- ♪ Who you gonna call? ♪
- ♪ Ghostbusters! ♪

737
00:37:33,876 --> 00:37:35,286
Oh, she must not be home.

744
00:37:56,983 --> 00:37:58,863
- [JONATHAN] Seriously?
- [NANCY] Mrs. Driscoll?

753
00:38:47,116 --> 00:38:49,156
[MONSTROUS CHITTERING]

756
00:38:55,291 --> 00:38:56,631
[MONSTROUS CHOMPING]

769
00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:33,325
- [STEVE] What do you think's in there?
- [DUSTIN] Guns, bombs?

771
00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:36,615
[DUSTIN] Whatever it is,
they're armed to the teeth.

775
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,300
It's just more boxes.

779
00:39:51,764 --> 00:39:52,894
- [DUSTIN] Duck!
- [GASPING]

783
00:40:12,034 --> 00:40:13,034
[IN RUSSIAN] Stay here.

787
00:40:27,049 --> 00:40:28,839
Well, I think we found your Russians.

791
00:40:52,533 --> 00:40:55,543
This is Hawkins Chief of Police!
Come out with your hands up!

812
00:42:21,914 --> 00:42:24,174
[LIGHT STRING MUSIC PLAYING]

813
00:42:32,591 --> 00:42:34,841
- This is her house.
- What?

814
00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:36,643
Heather's house.

820
00:42:54,488 --> 00:42:57,618
We tried to knock, but... maybe
you didn't hear us over the storm.

824
00:43:03,872 --> 00:43:05,752
Janet, Tom,

830
00:43:14,174 --> 00:43:16,394
We just wanted to make
sure everything was okay.

846
00:43:52,588 --> 00:43:55,148
He said you guys didn't come in
to work today, so we got worried.

849
00:44:00,596 --> 00:44:03,466
But you're feeling just fine
right now, aren't you, Heather?

851
00:44:06,810 --> 00:44:08,310
[HEATHER] Do you girls want a cookie?

871
00:45:28,142 --> 00:45:29,522
No, she's just not...

873
00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:33,624
Well, I just don't like the idea of them

877
00:45:38,569 --> 00:45:40,319
I told you to slow down
on that wine, Janet.

880
00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:44,410
Yes, I'm... I'm just...

883
00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:51,246
I'm sorry. Um, if you'll excuse me,

884
00:45:51,331 --> 00:45:53,791
I'm just gonna go upstairs
and lie down for a bit.

886
00:45:58,733 --> 00:45:59,773
Janet?

887
00:45:59,798 --> 00:46:02,258
♪ ... half-time air
was sweet perfume... ♪

888
00:46:02,342 --> 00:46:04,342
Janet? Janet?

889
00:46:04,428 --> 00:46:05,428
Janet!

890
00:46:06,722 --> 00:46:08,602
[TOM] Janet! Call 911!

909
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:03,740
♪ So come on Jack be nimble ♪

912
00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:14,119
♪ 'Cause fire is the
Devil's only friend ♪

920
00:47:40,023 --> 00:47:44,703
♪ The day the music died ♪