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(Carla)
cheers is filmed before
a live studio audience.
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[Door opening]
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Can i help you?
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Uh, a beer, please.
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Boy, you can't
go home again.
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You really know
that's true
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When you come back
to a place you haven't seen
in 20 years.
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Or when you lose
your bus pass.
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2 decades ago,
my job took me to alaska.
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This is the first time
i've been back to cheers
since the '60s.
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Really?
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Yeah, you see
those stairs?
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They used to go down
the other side of that wall.
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Hmm.
Hmm.
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And this floor,
when i was here it was
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All ugly green tile.
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Wow.
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I guess everything
changes in 20 years.
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They've even changed
the paneling.
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Where?
Over there,
behind norm.
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¶ making your way
in the world today ¶
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¶ takes everything
you've got ¶
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¶ taking a break
from all your worries ¶
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¶ sure would help a lot
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¶ wouldn't you like
to get away ¶
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¶ sometimes you want to go
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¶ where everybody
knows your name ¶
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¶ and they're always
glad you came ¶
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¶ you wanna be
where you can see ¶
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¶ our troubles
are all the same ¶
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¶ you wanna be
where everybody
knows your name ¶
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¶ you wanna go
where people know ¶
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¶ people are all the same
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¶ you wanna go
where everybody
knows your name ¶
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[Phone ringing]
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Cheers.
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Uh, just a second.
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Sam, it's for you,
someone named carmen.
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Carmen,
as in carmen get it?
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Just a second,
i'll check.
Carmen, as in--
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No, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Yo, carmen.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, slow down a second.
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What?
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Let me get a word
in edgewise, honey.
No, i didn't--
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Hung up on you?
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She used to be.
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Damn, man.
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That's very weird.
She wanted to know
why i stood her up.
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You missed a date?
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No, i didn't make one.
But she said
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She spent the afternoon
waiting for me
at the roller rink
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Dressed in a black
leather miniskirt
and french-Cut panties.
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Man, i wouldn't forget
something like that.
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I'll remember it
on my deathbed.
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You know something?
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I'm gonna call her
and straighten this out.
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Wait a minute.
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Oh, my god.
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It's not there.
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My little black book.
Somebody took it.
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All right,
everybody, freeze!
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All right.
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Don't anybody move here.
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Just stay put.
Are you moving?
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I'm gonna lock
the door here,
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And i'm gonna turn off
the lights,
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And whoever took
my little black book
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Will just put it
right back on the bar.
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No questions asked.
Here we go.
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Ok. Woody?
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Nope,
it's not here, sam.
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Wait a second.
My watch is gone.
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Oh. All right.
Here it is
on my right hand.
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I took it off
my left hand
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So it wouldn't get wet
when i was washing
the bar glasses.
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Wood, don't you use
both hands when
you wash the glasses?
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Well, that's ok.
It's waterproof.
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Hey, guys.
Guess what?
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Jeopardy! Is coming to town
for a one-Time only
east coast appearance,
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And i'm gonna take the test
to be on the show.
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Beer, mr. Clavin?
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What is a brewed alcoholic
beverage consisting
of barley and yeast?
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Well, i don't know.
Usually, you
just have a beer.
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Sammy, any sign of
the book down there?
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No.
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Are you sure that, you know,
one of you guys didn't
just pick it up
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And browse through it?
Oh, yeah, right.
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I-I'm not
gonna be mad, man.
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Come on, sam,
trusting the book with us.
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That's like, uh,
trusting the h-Bomb with
a pack of spider monkeys.
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You're--You're going
about this thing
all wrong, sam.
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Now, let's just
retrace your steps
starting in the morning.
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There you go.
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So, uh,
this morning i...
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i took it out of
the wall safe
and i--I slipped it
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Into its waterproof pouch,
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And i got dressed
and i came here.
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Well, did you-- Did you
stop anywhere
on your way to work?
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Yes! Yes! Oh, thank you!
Oh, god!
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The laundromat.
That's where it is.
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Oh, hey, sam. If you're going
to the laundromat,
can you do something for me?
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I don't have enough time
to do your laundry, woody.
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Well, no. I-If you see
a sock like this
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Could you bring it back?
I'm missin' 2 of 'em.
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I did it.
Yeah, i aced that test.
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Gonna be on jeopardy!
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[All cheering]
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[People clapping]
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That's exciting,
clifford.
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Yeah, yeah,
it's exciting,
all right.
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You know-- You know,
when people go on the show,
jeopardy!,
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And they always tell some
little amusing anecdote?
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Sure.
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I was just standing
over there thinking
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That may be it will be
good publicity for the bar
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If you could come up
with a funny little blurb
about cheers.
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Cliffie, i know.
Why don't you
tell about the time
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We got that
really bad keg of beer
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And everyone got sick,
all over the place,
you remember that?
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No, no, no, no.
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Remember, uh,
that glow-In-The-Dark
men's room fungus?
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Now, how about the time
we found that dead possum
on the steps?
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[All laughing]
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At least i hope
that was a possum.
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I hate to think a rat
could get that big.
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Hi, guys.
Hey, sam, any luck
with the book?
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No. Woody, anything
in the lost and found?
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Uh, all we got is, uh,
an old umbrella,
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Couple of gloves
that don't match.
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Oh, hey, my socks.
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[Telephone ringing]
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Cheers.
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Annie.
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As in annietime
he wants, huh?
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Whoa, whoa, hey, whoa,
no, wait a second.
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I didn't-- I did not make
a date with you.
What are you talk--
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Hey. Hello?
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I can't believe that.
Twice in one day.
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What's that,
sam?
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Annie said i made a date
to have breakfast with her.
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Spent 2 hours
waiting for me
at the roller rink
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In french-Cut panties
and a miniskirt.
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I don't even have
my black book,
so i can't call her back.
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That's your answer, sam.
There's some guy out there
with your book
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That's making these dates
in your name
and then not showing up.
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Which means that
at this very moment,
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There could be
dozens of gorgeous women
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In french-Cut panties
and miniskirts
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Just hangin' around
the roller rink,
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And there's not
one damn thing
we can do about it.
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(Sam)
can someone give me
a ride?
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My car's in the shop,
i swear to god.
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Hey, are you guys going to see
mr. Clavin play jeopardy!?
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I don't know, wood.
I really can't decide.
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Assumed that you'd go.
Cheer him on, you know.
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Help him
to have a friendly face
in the audience.
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So, are you going?
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I promised lilith
i'd stay at home and, uh,
clean the dog's ears.
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Well, i'm sure goin'.
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Yeah?
I want to be there
and see when they say,
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"This is jeopardy!"
And that big ball comes out
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And breaks into
a million pieces
and swirls away.
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You know, it's just like
the sunrise in my hometown.
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Woody, uh,
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Is there a big chemical plant
near hanover?
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Sure, it's right over
the landfill right next to
the reservoir.
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How did you know?
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Lucky guess.
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Hi, guys.
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Hey, sam, i got
a bunch of messages for you.
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Mostly girls
screamin' at you.
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Oh, man.
This is sick.
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(Sam)
the guy is goin' through
my list of babes.
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I mean, first the a's,
then the b's.
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He's worked his way
through the g's.
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I mean, where's he going
to strike next?
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The h's.
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Hey, that's good work,
dr. Crane.
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You know,
think like a criminal.
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Or like somebody acquainted
with our alphabet.
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All right, all right,
all right, sammy.
Here's what we do.
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We get to the girls
that he hasn't contacted yet,
and we set a trap.
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Oh, yeah, good idea.
Wait a minute.
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Yeah, all right,
girls' last names
that begin with "h."
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Hi, miss howe.
Hi, woody.
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Oh, yeah.
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Say, um...
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[clearing throat]
honey, i have
a little favor to ask you.
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See, somebody out there's
got my little black book.
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So?
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So some guy is callin'
all the girls in it
and sayin' he's sam.
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Right, then he sets up
dates with them,
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Has them put on
sexy outfits,
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And i guess
he spies on them.
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Sounds like you, sam.
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No, but it's not bad.
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(Carla)
anyways,
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We want to use you
to help us set a trap
for this fiend.
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00:09:15,404 --> 00:09:19,524
Why would i want to
help sam get back
his great, big book of bimbos?
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Because you're
the next great, big bimbo
he's gonna call.
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What?
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Why am i in the list of women
you've gone to bed with?
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They're not all women
that i've gone to bed with.
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Just the important women
in my life, you know?
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00:09:32,403 --> 00:09:35,723
I mean, the women
i've gone to bed with,
my cleaning lady,
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Um, my mother, and you.
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Of course, now that
i've gone to bed
with my cleaning lady,
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That just leaves them,
mom, and you.
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Come on.
No. Forget it.
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Why don't you give
the guy a break?
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Why should i?
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Because if you don't,
i might have to bring up
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That thing
i happen to know about.
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What thing?
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It's a very personal thing
i happened to overhear.
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00:10:01,716 --> 00:10:03,567
You know
what i'm talkin' about.
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00:10:03,569 --> 00:10:05,103
That thing,
that if it ever got out
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00:10:05,170 --> 00:10:08,622
You won't be able to
show your face
around here again.
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00:10:08,624 --> 00:10:10,641
What is it
you want me to do?
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00:10:12,144 --> 00:10:13,010
Do you have
a short skirt?
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00:10:13,078 --> 00:10:15,263
Carla, that's amazing.
224
00:10:15,330 --> 00:10:16,597
What have you
got on her?
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00:10:16,665 --> 00:10:19,000
Nothin'. I bluffed,
she crumbled.
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[Audience chattering]
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(Johnny gilbert)
and now from boston,
this is jeopardy!
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Now entering the studio
are today's contestants.
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A doctor
and chief of neurosurgery
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At boston general hospital,
milford reynolds.
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A lawyer and mother of 6,
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Agnes borsic.
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And a mailman, cliff clavin.
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And now here is
the host of jeopardy!,
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Alex trebek.
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Thank you, johnny.
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Thank you,
ladies and gentlemen.
Hi, everyone.
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And welcome to
a very special edition
of jeopardy!
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Thank you, alex.
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You're welcome, cliff.
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This is the very first time
we have taken our program
out on location.
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Is cliffie
wearing make-Up?
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Well, it's a special day
for him.
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We have 3 new contestants
with us today.
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One of them at least,
very eager
to show how bright he is.
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(Alex)
so, let's get right to it.
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Players, good luck.
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We're now going to play
the first round of jeopardy!
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And here are
the categories for you.
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"Civil servants,
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"Stamps from
around the world,
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"Mothers and sons.
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Beer, bar trivia,"
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And finally,
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"Celibacy."
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(Alex)
cliff, you won
the coin toss backstage.
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00:11:37,696 --> 00:11:40,164
This has got to be
mr. Clavin's dream board.
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00:11:40,232 --> 00:11:43,233
Sure, he's home free
as long as he doesn't get
too cocky.
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00:11:43,301 --> 00:11:45,469
Cliff, could i get you
to pick a category
and an amount?
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00:11:45,537 --> 00:11:47,538
Why don't you go ahead
and pick any one you want.
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00:11:47,606 --> 00:11:50,141
I mean, i am feelin'
lucky today. Whoa!
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Uh-Oh.
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Ok, we're back
in 30 seconds.
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Can you believe it?
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Mr. Clavin's goin'
into final jeopardy!
With $22,000.
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00:12:04,022 --> 00:12:05,456
Yeah, and i'm really
depressed, too.
267
00:12:05,524 --> 00:12:07,191
Why?
I know
he's gonna blow it
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00:12:07,259 --> 00:12:09,693
Before i have a chance
to hit him up for a loan.
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00:12:09,761 --> 00:12:12,296
Come on, he's way ahead.
There's no way he can lose.
270
00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:14,665
Well, you got to
have faith, woody.
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(Man)
at 3, 2...
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welcome back,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Our final
jeopardy! Category
is movies.
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In a moment, contestants,
i'll give you the clue.
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You'll then have 30 seconds
to write down your question.
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Here we go.
Our final jeopardy!
Answer is,
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"Archibald leach,
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"Bernard schwartz,
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And lucille lesueur."
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Good luck, players.
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¶[jeopardy! Theme playing]
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Cliff, you're not
looking over there
283
00:12:46,564 --> 00:12:48,365
To see what agnes
is writing down,
are you?
284
00:12:48,433 --> 00:12:50,368
No, alex, i wouldn't try
anything sleazy like that.
285
00:12:50,435 --> 00:12:54,338
I, uh, i was just admiring
the cut of her jacket, uh,
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00:12:54,406 --> 00:12:56,740
Very shapely
for a mother of 6,
if i might say.
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00:12:56,809 --> 00:12:58,876
Thank you.
Oh, you're welcome.
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00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:00,378
Cliff, you got about
5 seconds to go.
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00:13:00,445 --> 00:13:01,912
All right, all right.
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00:13:01,980 --> 00:13:03,714
Hey, where's
the make-Up guy?
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00:13:03,781 --> 00:13:05,382
Mr. Clavin's
startin' to look
a little pasty.
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You would, too,
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00:13:07,018 --> 00:13:08,585
If you bet everything you had
and didn't know the answer.
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What makes you think
he didn't know the answer?
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00:13:11,456 --> 00:13:13,390
A lot of people
wouldn't have noticed,
woody,
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But there's a little
stream of blood
trickling down his chin
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Where he's bitten through
his lower lip.
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(Alex)
agnes, what did you put down?
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00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:25,136
"Who are tony curtis,
cary grant,
and lucille ball?"
300
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:28,339
You're so very close,
but you're incorrect,
unfortunately.
301
00:13:28,407 --> 00:13:31,275
And that means
it's going to
cost you $2,900.
302
00:13:31,343 --> 00:13:33,844
That takes you
down to $400.
303
00:13:33,912 --> 00:13:35,846
And it takes us
to cliff.
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00:13:35,914 --> 00:13:37,114
Cliff, good news
for you.
305
00:13:37,182 --> 00:13:39,483
Both of your opponents
came up with
incorrect responses.
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00:13:39,550 --> 00:13:42,019
And what that means
is that,
even if you're wrong,
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As long as you didn't do
anything foolish
like wager everything,
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00:13:44,822 --> 00:13:46,924
You're a cinch winner.
Well, then we, uh,
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00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:49,726
We don't have to see
my answer,
do we there, alex?
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Listen, well, see you at the
tournament of champions.
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Cliff, we're running
out of time.
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And we are going to have to
take a look at your response.
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You wrote down,
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"Who are 3 people
who've never been
in my kitchen?"
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00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:04,609
(Alex)
no, i'm sorry.
That too is wrong.
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00:14:04,676 --> 00:14:06,077
The correct response is,
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What were the real names
of cary grant, tony curtis,
and joan crawford?
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Be that as it may, alex,
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00:14:11,783 --> 00:14:13,984
Those people have
never been in my kitchen.
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00:14:14,052 --> 00:14:15,252
Well, i'm sure
they haven't,
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00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:17,254
But obviously that's not
what we were going for
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00:14:17,322 --> 00:14:18,522
When we wrote up
that clue.
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00:14:18,590 --> 00:14:19,757
Obvious to who?
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00:14:19,825 --> 00:14:21,625
Cliff, it's all right.
You don't have to worry.
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00:14:21,693 --> 00:14:24,895
Unless you risked
more than $21,600,
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00:14:24,963 --> 00:14:27,097
You will be
the new jeopardy! Champion.
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00:14:27,165 --> 00:14:29,466
So let's take a look and see
what your wager was.
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00:14:29,534 --> 00:14:32,803
You bet
"$22,000 big ones"?
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00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:35,606
Which takes you
down to 0.
330
00:14:35,673 --> 00:14:38,308
You bet it all.
Cliff, why would you do
something like that?
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00:14:38,376 --> 00:14:41,345
Because i knew that those
people had never been
in my kitchen.
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00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:44,215
You can ask them.
Come on, tony curtis
is still alive.
333
00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:46,550
Get him on the phone,
go ahead.
I'll pay for the call.
334
00:14:46,618 --> 00:14:47,818
Isn't gonna work,
cliff. Sorry.
335
00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:49,920
Agnes, $400 is not
a big total,
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00:14:49,988 --> 00:14:52,390
But today it's enough
to make you
the new jeopardy! Champion.
337
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,425
So, congratulations.
No, she's not!
338
00:14:54,493 --> 00:14:57,027
I'm the champion!
I answered
all those questions!
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00:14:57,095 --> 00:14:59,630
You saw me, america!
Write in and tell them!
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00:14:59,765 --> 00:15:01,198
Come on, wood,
if we sneak out
right now,
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00:15:01,266 --> 00:15:02,866
Nobody will know
we're with him.
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00:15:02,934 --> 00:15:04,734
[Cliff shouting]
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00:15:04,802 --> 00:15:07,237
Tony curtis,
if you're out there,
and you can hear me,
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00:15:07,305 --> 00:15:09,506
Call in, and i'll split
the pot with you.
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00:15:09,574 --> 00:15:11,375
Oh, for crying out loud,
look at...
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00:15:17,882 --> 00:15:19,433
[people chattering]
347
00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:21,685
Uh, could i have
another beer,
please, rebecca?
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00:15:21,753 --> 00:15:23,688
I don't see
any money, norm.
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00:15:23,755 --> 00:15:25,256
Yeah, yeah.
350
00:15:25,323 --> 00:15:27,658
You know, i really should,
uh, should go hit
that bank machine, i guess,
351
00:15:27,725 --> 00:15:30,727
But, um, i hope
on the way out
i don't happen to just
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00:15:30,795 --> 00:15:32,963
Inadvertently mention
that one thing
353
00:15:33,031 --> 00:15:37,017
That carla and i
happen to know about you,
that, uh...
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00:15:37,085 --> 00:15:39,787
shut up, norm,
and drink your free beer.
355
00:15:41,856 --> 00:15:44,124
This bluffing thing
is a gold mine.
356
00:15:45,927 --> 00:15:49,296
Yes, i've given you
a wonderful gift, my son.
357
00:15:49,364 --> 00:15:52,299
You must use it
for good only,
never for evil.
358
00:15:53,534 --> 00:15:55,302
Free beer is good,
right?
359
00:15:55,370 --> 00:15:57,638
You learn fast,
young norm.
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00:15:57,705 --> 00:15:59,523
[Telephone ringing]
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00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:02,193
Hello.
362
00:16:02,260 --> 00:16:03,493
Who?
363
00:16:03,561 --> 00:16:05,362
Oh, sam.
364
00:16:05,430 --> 00:16:06,831
Yeah, hold on
just one second.
365
00:16:06,898 --> 00:16:07,848
It's the guy
with your book.
366
00:16:07,916 --> 00:16:09,133
What shall i do?
Talk to him.
367
00:16:09,201 --> 00:16:11,084
Pretend like
you're someone
who'd go out with me.
368
00:16:11,086 --> 00:16:12,186
Ok, i'll try.
369
00:16:12,254 --> 00:16:13,854
Hello?
370
00:16:13,921 --> 00:16:15,589
[Stuttering]
hello? Oh,
yes, i'm back.
371
00:16:15,657 --> 00:16:19,193
Silly me. I was just
talking into the wrong end
of the receiver.
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00:16:20,094 --> 00:16:21,395
(Rebecca)
uh...
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00:16:21,463 --> 00:16:24,064
oh, yes, i'm wearing
a miniskirt and, uh,
374
00:16:24,132 --> 00:16:25,466
My french-Cut panties.
375
00:16:25,534 --> 00:16:27,701
I'm-- I'm just not
a real good skater.
376
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:29,870
Listen, uh,
maybe you could meet me
someplace else.
377
00:16:29,937 --> 00:16:32,906
Have you ever heard
of the bar called cheers?
378
00:16:32,974 --> 00:16:34,041
Uh-Huh.
379
00:16:34,108 --> 00:16:35,676
Good.
380
00:16:35,743 --> 00:16:37,110
Well, then, why don't
you come over here
right now?
381
00:16:37,179 --> 00:16:38,212
[Stuttering]
and please hurry,
382
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:39,780
It's-- It's--
It's hot,
383
00:16:39,847 --> 00:16:42,616
And i don't know
how much longer
i can keep my clothes on.
384
00:16:46,871 --> 00:16:48,755
That was really good.
385
00:16:50,725 --> 00:16:52,726
That kind of
turned me on.
386
00:16:53,745 --> 00:16:55,829
A dial tone
turns you on.
387
00:16:59,283 --> 00:17:00,718
Hi, guys.
388
00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:03,137
Guess you heard the story.
389
00:17:03,204 --> 00:17:05,705
I guess everybody
knows by now, huh?
390
00:17:06,441 --> 00:17:08,342
Nothin' but a loser.
391
00:17:08,410 --> 00:17:11,445
Oh, it's ok, cliff.
We understand.
392
00:17:11,513 --> 00:17:14,148
I can't believe
i lost on jeopardy!
393
00:17:14,215 --> 00:17:16,216
Oh, you were
on jeopardy!?
394
00:17:24,492 --> 00:17:25,826
All these years,
you know,
395
00:17:25,894 --> 00:17:27,928
Comin' off like a big genius,
big know-It-All.
396
00:17:27,995 --> 00:17:29,196
[Scoffs]
397
00:17:29,264 --> 00:17:30,964
I mean that game has been
a big part of my life.
398
00:17:31,032 --> 00:17:33,733
And because of my greed,
i went out and desecrated
that, uh,
399
00:17:33,801 --> 00:17:36,787
Glorious american tradition
known as jeopardy!
400
00:17:36,855 --> 00:17:38,505
I'm worthless.
I'm no good.
401
00:17:38,572 --> 00:17:39,890
Oh, cliff,
it's a game show,
for god's sake.
402
00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:41,641
Don't be ridiculous.
What are you talking about?
403
00:17:41,709 --> 00:17:43,510
And you blew $22,000.
404
00:17:43,578 --> 00:17:46,112
What a jonah.
Do you believe
this guy?
405
00:17:46,881 --> 00:17:48,849
Pitiful.
406
00:17:48,851 --> 00:17:50,650
When this depraved sicko
with your book
does come in,
407
00:17:50,719 --> 00:17:52,219
How are we
gonna recognize him?
408
00:17:52,286 --> 00:17:53,453
I don't know.
We'll--
409
00:17:53,521 --> 00:17:54,922
Stop it.
410
00:17:56,424 --> 00:17:58,092
Hey, hey,
mister? Mister?
411
00:17:58,159 --> 00:18:00,411
Have you seen a girl
wearing a black
leather miniskirt?
412
00:18:00,478 --> 00:18:01,912
[Chuckling]
check the roller rink.
413
00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:04,331
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
414
00:18:04,398 --> 00:18:07,584
You wouldn't happen to be
sam malone, would you?
415
00:18:08,303 --> 00:18:09,837
Who wants to know?
416
00:18:09,904 --> 00:18:11,322
[Chuckling]
417
00:18:11,389 --> 00:18:13,089
[Laughing]
as a matter of fact,
418
00:18:13,157 --> 00:18:14,641
I do.
419
00:18:14,709 --> 00:18:16,760
Wow, what a coincidence.
Well, see ya.
420
00:18:16,828 --> 00:18:18,746
Whoa, whoa,
come here, come here,
sit down,
421
00:18:18,813 --> 00:18:20,080
Will you? Hey.
422
00:18:20,148 --> 00:18:21,565
Fork it over.
423
00:18:22,717 --> 00:18:25,335
You want to just slip that
right in there?
424
00:18:26,654 --> 00:18:27,754
Thank you.
425
00:18:27,822 --> 00:18:30,174
Excuse me a second.
426
00:18:30,241 --> 00:18:33,326
I'm rebecca howe,
the one you called
on the phone.
427
00:18:33,394 --> 00:18:36,213
Now, you seem like
a nice adolescent.
428
00:18:36,298 --> 00:18:37,981
I have a question
for you.
429
00:18:38,049 --> 00:18:39,516
Why do you
call up these women
430
00:18:39,584 --> 00:18:41,551
And make dates with them
and then not show up?
431
00:18:41,619 --> 00:18:43,353
Well, i wanted
to date them,
432
00:18:43,421 --> 00:18:45,255
But i'm just a kid.
433
00:18:45,323 --> 00:18:46,706
And after all,
434
00:18:46,774 --> 00:18:49,243
I was afraid they wouldn't
take me seriously.
435
00:18:49,311 --> 00:18:51,061
Isn't he precious?
436
00:18:54,065 --> 00:18:55,866
So how come
you showed up this time?
437
00:18:55,934 --> 00:18:57,334
Well, i thought
it might be easier with her
438
00:18:57,402 --> 00:18:59,369
Since there's only
one star by her name.
439
00:19:02,089 --> 00:19:03,306
What?
440
00:19:03,374 --> 00:19:05,892
The first star's free.
You gotta earn the rest.
441
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:09,263
You know, what you just did
is very serious.
It's not funny.
442
00:19:09,330 --> 00:19:10,697
I'm sorry.
443
00:19:10,765 --> 00:19:12,065
It's just that,
444
00:19:12,133 --> 00:19:14,501
Well, i've always wanted
to be a sam malone.
445
00:19:14,568 --> 00:19:15,919
Oh, yeah?
446
00:19:15,987 --> 00:19:18,538
Well, you want to be
a--A ball player?
447
00:19:18,606 --> 00:19:21,058
No, i want to be
a babe hound.
448
00:19:21,126 --> 00:19:22,542
You play ball?
449
00:19:24,963 --> 00:19:26,663
Y-You know,
you want to be
a babe hound,
450
00:19:26,731 --> 00:19:28,264
You're goin' at this
all wrong.
451
00:19:28,332 --> 00:19:29,800
I am?
Yeah.
452
00:19:29,851 --> 00:19:32,586
You don't start out
a full-Blown babe hound.
453
00:19:32,654 --> 00:19:35,822
You gotta start out
as a babe pup.
454
00:19:35,890 --> 00:19:37,373
Now,
455
00:19:37,441 --> 00:19:39,943
There gotta be girls
your age runnin' around
that school
456
00:19:40,011 --> 00:19:41,395
That you can call.
457
00:19:41,462 --> 00:19:42,363
Huh?
458
00:19:42,430 --> 00:19:44,264
Guess you're right,
mr. Malone.
459
00:19:44,332 --> 00:19:45,499
And listen, i'm sorry
460
00:19:45,566 --> 00:19:47,468
I didn't return your book
when i first found it, sir.
461
00:19:47,535 --> 00:19:48,718
Oh, that's no problem.
462
00:19:48,786 --> 00:19:51,989
Look, uh, tell you what
i'm gonna do here.
463
00:19:52,057 --> 00:19:53,807
I'm gonna give you $25.
464
00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:56,976
Why don't you go off
and get a decent haircut,
huh?
465
00:19:57,045 --> 00:19:58,645
And don't forget,
466
00:19:58,712 --> 00:20:00,947
Tip the shampoo girl.
Hey, thanks.
467
00:20:01,015 --> 00:20:03,316
Yeah, fine.
Get out of here now.
468
00:20:04,152 --> 00:20:05,119
[Chuckling]
469
00:20:06,921 --> 00:20:10,857
Makes you feel kinda good to
turn a kid like that around.
470
00:20:10,925 --> 00:20:14,694
Yep,
you're a regular
father flanagan.
471
00:20:14,762 --> 00:20:16,279
Well, you know
what i always say,
472
00:20:16,347 --> 00:20:19,450
"There are no bad boys,
just boys with bad haircuts."
473
00:20:23,338 --> 00:20:24,605
Hey.
474
00:20:24,672 --> 00:20:26,890
Alex trebek.
Hello.
475
00:20:26,958 --> 00:20:30,110
Hi, i've seen you
on jeopardy!
You're even cuter in person.
476
00:20:30,177 --> 00:20:31,711
Well, thank you very much.
477
00:20:31,779 --> 00:20:33,447
Hey, could i ask you
a question?
Sure.
478
00:20:33,515 --> 00:20:36,834
Do all you popular
game show hosts
know each other?
479
00:20:36,901 --> 00:20:38,318
Oh, i see what
you're getting at.
480
00:20:38,386 --> 00:20:42,155
The answer is, no.
I don't know vanna white
all that well.
481
00:20:43,224 --> 00:20:45,058
Good. Then you'll
believe me
482
00:20:45,126 --> 00:20:48,095
When i tell you
that i'm better
than her in bed.
483
00:20:50,932 --> 00:20:52,665
Will you excuse me?
484
00:20:54,568 --> 00:20:57,954
Hey, i can turn over letters
you've never seen before.
485
00:21:03,978 --> 00:21:05,979
Mr. Trebek.
Hello, cliff.
486
00:21:06,046 --> 00:21:07,514
Hey, listen,
i'm very sorry
487
00:21:07,582 --> 00:21:09,849
About what happened to you
on our program
this afternoon.
488
00:21:09,917 --> 00:21:13,854
So you'd admit
that you were out of line
by tellin' me i was wrong?
489
00:21:13,922 --> 00:21:15,872
Well, i wouldn't go
quite that far.
490
00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:17,307
The fact is that
491
00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:19,559
A case could be made
for your point of view.
492
00:21:19,627 --> 00:21:22,646
I think the problem for us
was in the way
we phrased our answer.
493
00:21:22,713 --> 00:21:24,698
It allowed for more than
one possible question.
494
00:21:24,766 --> 00:21:26,933
Yeah, see, see.
So you got my $44,000?
495
00:21:27,001 --> 00:21:29,152
No. No, i don't.
Huh?
496
00:21:29,154 --> 00:21:30,903
Uh, well then,
you're probably gonna
have me back
497
00:21:30,971 --> 00:21:32,873
As a returning contestant,
then, right?
498
00:21:32,941 --> 00:21:34,907
No, we're not gonna
do that, either.
499
00:21:34,975 --> 00:21:36,343
I know, this isn't
what you want to hear,
500
00:21:36,410 --> 00:21:37,611
But believe me,
we're as upset
501
00:21:37,679 --> 00:21:39,513
About what happened
as you are.
502
00:21:39,581 --> 00:21:40,848
You know,
it's a funny thing.
503
00:21:40,915 --> 00:21:43,183
You spend years
hosting a show,
504
00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:44,751
And you get into the habit
of thinking
505
00:21:44,819 --> 00:21:48,054
There's just
one correct question
for every answer.
506
00:21:48,122 --> 00:21:49,823
But life doesn't always
work out that way.
507
00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:51,859
The world
is much more complex.
508
00:21:51,926 --> 00:21:54,495
And you discover that
there are many different ways
509
00:21:54,562 --> 00:21:56,129
Of looking at the universe.
510
00:21:56,197 --> 00:21:59,016
Yeah, so, uh,
what are you gonna do?
511
00:21:59,083 --> 00:22:01,668
I think i'm gonna quit my job
as host of jeopardy!
512
00:22:03,671 --> 00:22:06,906
Maybe spend a little time
in tibet.
513
00:22:06,974 --> 00:22:09,543
Oh, no. Alex, look.
Alex, sit down here.
514
00:22:09,610 --> 00:22:12,111
I mean, y-You gotta--
You don't know
what you're sayin'.
515
00:22:12,180 --> 00:22:14,764
Well, now, wait a minute.
How can i go on
hosting the program
516
00:22:14,832 --> 00:22:17,651
If i'm filled
with all these doubts?
517
00:22:17,719 --> 00:22:19,302
All right, alex.
518
00:22:19,370 --> 00:22:22,689
Think about what jeopardy!
Means to america.
519
00:22:24,091 --> 00:22:27,277
Now, i-It's more
than just a game show.
520
00:22:27,344 --> 00:22:29,813
I mean, it--
It's as much
521
00:22:29,881 --> 00:22:31,481
A part of
the national fabric
522
00:22:31,549 --> 00:22:36,119
As the postal uniform
that i wear with pride
every single day.
523
00:22:36,186 --> 00:22:39,823
So you think i should stay
as the host of jeopardy!?
524
00:22:39,890 --> 00:22:41,458
Absolutely.
525
00:22:41,525 --> 00:22:43,843
And you won't bear me
any ill-Will if i do?
526
00:22:43,911 --> 00:22:45,595
Oh, bite your tongue.
527
00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:47,780
All right. It's settled.
528
00:22:47,848 --> 00:22:49,549
I'm gonna stay on
as the host of jeopardy!
529
00:22:49,634 --> 00:22:51,317
Oh, thank goodness, alex.
530
00:22:51,385 --> 00:22:54,021
Hey. Hey.
Hey, you hear that,
everybody?
531
00:22:55,189 --> 00:22:57,457
I saved jeopardy!
532
00:22:57,525 --> 00:22:58,759
I'm gonna--
I'm gonna go call ma.
533
00:22:58,826 --> 00:23:00,627
She'll get a big kick
out of this.
534
00:23:01,779 --> 00:23:03,363
Alex.
535
00:23:03,431 --> 00:23:05,498
Yeah.
That's all right.
You're a regular guy.
536
00:23:05,567 --> 00:23:08,018
Comin' in here
to make cliff feel better.
That's great.
537
00:23:08,086 --> 00:23:10,036
I just came in here
for a beer, but i saw cliff,
538
00:23:10,104 --> 00:23:11,438
And i figured
i'd better say something,
539
00:23:11,506 --> 00:23:14,007
So i made up that story
about quitting.
540
00:23:14,074 --> 00:23:15,542
He scares me.
541
00:23:19,330 --> 00:23:20,847
You, too, huh?
542
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:28,000
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